Eramvie
08-02-2008, 12:11 PM
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A couple of weeks ago, DH and I were sitting in the park next to our building supping ale on a warm Saturday afternoon. All was quiet for a change, but the peace wasn't to last. Not around here, with so many niggers in the area.
We heard a loud crash -- breaking glass -- coming from across the street. The jarring noise came from a boxy duplex that is owned by a nigger fambly. They have tenants upstairs who I originally thought were also niggers, but they are Trinidadians of east Indian descent, and the patriarch is a real drunk.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. After the glass shattered (we couldn't see which window/door had been broken) Mammy and Pappy screeched up in their car, peeled into the driveway and for niggers, actually almost sped to their place to investigate. Someone must have alerted Mammy via cell phone about what had happened.
:please
The cops soon appeared and there was a major chimpout across the street for DH and I to enjoy, we were laughing out heads off. We couldn't contain ourselves. One cop tried to give us a stern look, but his upper lip was almost curled into a sneer directed towards Mammy, and he had to look away before he broke out laughing himself.
Mammy accused her drunken tenant of breaking into her house and was jumping up and down in rage, her splayed nostrils almost ejecting fire because she was so agitated.
The sheboon is so heavy that it's a wonder the asphalt didn't crack with each angry leap into the air. Leap! CRASH!
DH and I strained to hear what she was shrieking between our bursts of laughter, but as is a nigger's wont, what was coming out of her mouth was niggerbabble and we couldn't catch any meaning of it. I am not joking. Pappy Nigger hung in the background trying to be quiet, and out of the crossfire of Mammy's huge batwing arms which were flailing in all directions.
One of the cops went upstairs and hauled the accused B&E artist out of his apartment, he was drunk, too -- SURPRISE! -- and hustled his butt into the patrol car. They drove him off after Mammy was through with her chimpout. Oh, she was frothing!
It goes without saying that she is an overweight sheboon with a genormous butt, and everytime she jumped in outrage, all the fat shook like jelly. It was freaking hilarious.
We later found out through local street grapevine gossip that Mammy accused the drunk of breaking into her place....and it was her own stupid buck who broke the window! The big fat twelve year old buck did it, can you believe it?
The dummie had forgotten his key so he smashed a side window in to gain access to his dump.
Why do niggers chimpout like that? They seem to have little or no capacity for rational thought and/or actions.
Have to admit that we enjoyed the show, though.:bbl
Mammy is a real moron. A few years ago, there was an old rustbucket parked in front of our place for almost a month. We got fed up with it being there day in and day out, so we stuck a large sign on the front window of the rustbucket
, "FOR SALE: $25 OR BEST OFFER."
Didn't Mammy come shuffling over to us in the park and offer to give us twenty-five bucks for the heap, automatically assuming it was ours? It was a riot! :lmao
A couple of weeks ago, DH and I were sitting in the park next to our building supping ale on a warm Saturday afternoon. All was quiet for a change, but the peace wasn't to last. Not around here, with so many niggers in the area.
We heard a loud crash -- breaking glass -- coming from across the street. The jarring noise came from a boxy duplex that is owned by a nigger fambly. They have tenants upstairs who I originally thought were also niggers, but they are Trinidadians of east Indian descent, and the patriarch is a real drunk.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. After the glass shattered (we couldn't see which window/door had been broken) Mammy and Pappy screeched up in their car, peeled into the driveway and for niggers, actually almost sped to their place to investigate. Someone must have alerted Mammy via cell phone about what had happened.
:please
The cops soon appeared and there was a major chimpout across the street for DH and I to enjoy, we were laughing out heads off. We couldn't contain ourselves. One cop tried to give us a stern look, but his upper lip was almost curled into a sneer directed towards Mammy, and he had to look away before he broke out laughing himself.
Mammy accused her drunken tenant of breaking into her house and was jumping up and down in rage, her splayed nostrils almost ejecting fire because she was so agitated.
The sheboon is so heavy that it's a wonder the asphalt didn't crack with each angry leap into the air. Leap! CRASH!
DH and I strained to hear what she was shrieking between our bursts of laughter, but as is a nigger's wont, what was coming out of her mouth was niggerbabble and we couldn't catch any meaning of it. I am not joking. Pappy Nigger hung in the background trying to be quiet, and out of the crossfire of Mammy's huge batwing arms which were flailing in all directions.
One of the cops went upstairs and hauled the accused B&E artist out of his apartment, he was drunk, too -- SURPRISE! -- and hustled his butt into the patrol car. They drove him off after Mammy was through with her chimpout. Oh, she was frothing!
It goes without saying that she is an overweight sheboon with a genormous butt, and everytime she jumped in outrage, all the fat shook like jelly. It was freaking hilarious.
We later found out through local street grapevine gossip that Mammy accused the drunk of breaking into her place....and it was her own stupid buck who broke the window! The big fat twelve year old buck did it, can you believe it?
The dummie had forgotten his key so he smashed a side window in to gain access to his dump.
Why do niggers chimpout like that? They seem to have little or no capacity for rational thought and/or actions.
Have to admit that we enjoyed the show, though.:bbl
Mammy is a real moron. A few years ago, there was an old rustbucket parked in front of our place for almost a month. We got fed up with it being there day in and day out, so we stuck a large sign on the front window of the rustbucket
, "FOR SALE: $25 OR BEST OFFER."
Didn't Mammy come shuffling over to us in the park and offer to give us twenty-five bucks for the heap, automatically assuming it was ours? It was a riot! :lmao