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niggers_suck
08-02-2008, 02:24 AM
I don't post coontact stories because I stay the hell away from niggers, but today I went to a new fairly upscale shopping mall to check it out.
As soon as I got inside I noticed the place was nigger-infested.
One of the first things I saw was a group 10 year-old niggers walking out of Victoria's Secret with a MUH DIK look on their faces.
Niggers everywhere. The sheboons were all pushing stollers and carrying huge shopping bags full shit they bought and incessantly talking. Not one sheboon had its mouth shut for a split second. They were eithing yelling at their wild nigglets or gossiping with their siztahs.
Niggers were milling around blindly while furiously banging out text-messages and bumping into people.
One particular nigger was wandering around with a cellphone in his hand. He would put it up to his ear for a few moments like he was talking to someone, then he would hold it down by his side for a while, then bring it back up to his ear, then back to his side etc. etc. etc.
One nigger buck was wearing giant orange toy sunglasses and was openly leering at a group of 12 year-old white girls and even turned to check out their asses as they walked past.
And the nigger clothes! One had an oversized shirt with a fucking cartoon drawing of Pinocchio on it. FUCKING PINOCCHIO on his shirt.
Another had baggy pants with gold symbols all over it like a wizard's hat: stars, moons, musical notes.
One nigger had a shirt with pictures of other niggers on it. The niggers on his shirt all had earings, grillz and gold chains. His shirt actually had REAL earrings and grills attached to it and placed in the correct places over the pictures of the niggers on it.
The gaudy colors were an assault on the senses. Horrible clashes of purple, red, orange, yellow and pink. Leopard prints, lightning bolts, flames, and polk-a-dots.
One nigger was walking around with a towel on his head. Not a towel wrapped around like an Arab. Just a plane white gym towel draped over the top of his head.
There were dreadlocks, corn rows and braids of every style imaginable. One buck looked like Predator. One boon had long rope-like braids down past her neck. I wanted to tie them in a noose and choke the bitch. Straightened out sheboon hair coated with grease and oil and parted on the side like Hitler.
Hair with beads. Hair with glitter.
The bucks all wore giant oversized clown clothes. The boons wore skin-tight outfits over huge misshapen asses and guts. Giant hoop earings, enormous jewel-encrusted eyeglasses. Dozens of rings and bracelets crammed into each arm. Squads of nigglets followed each boon, but each nigglet was a different shade - one shade for each "baby daddy".
Each nigger was a public disturbance. While normal people were content to just walk through the mall and talk in a normal voices, each nigger had be yelling, ooking, jumping, bouncing, and screeching.
The expensive jewlery stores had crowds of niggers eek and ooking and pressing their ape-noses up to the display cases to look at all the bling bling. The well-dressed sales people patiently showed the niggers whatever they wanted to see but of course they never bought anything.
I went into a bookstore and -surprise- there were no niggers! It was walking through a worm-hole into a wonderful nigger-free parallel universe. If you want to keep niggers from breaking into your house, just write BOOKSTORE on your front door, that seems to act like nigger repellant.

Bella Noggin
08-02-2008, 02:45 AM
Why bother going to the zoo to see apes when you can go to the mall, eh?
You're right...they don't like bookstores. No ugly clothes, fake hair/nails, shiny stuff, cell phones, etc. in there.

RizzleMcDizzle
08-02-2008, 02:54 AM
Besides the fact that I get the distinct impression that there is an invisible "for anorexics only!!" sign hanging in every window of every clothing store, I don't go to the mall because there are so many niggers attracted to it. Why bother walking around a giant building looking at clothes I can't fit into and run the risk of having my purse stolen when I can just go shopping online where I know some snotty sales person won't look at me with disgust "these clothes aren't meant for you fatty!" and niggers won't look at me with "muh dik" in mind "ooo uz be a phat beeotch lemmie holla atcha babee!!" wohohoh

I_lubs_me_sum_jenkem
08-02-2008, 01:27 PM
Reminds me of the old saying that if you want to hide information from niggers, put it in a book. LOL

coonskin cap
08-04-2008, 03:24 AM
Damn! They must have built that mall in a niggerfuxated area. When I was a young adult in college we used malls to hang out in after school. It was a fun place you could grab a snack, check out cool clothes you saved up for with your part time job, picked up chicks, etc. Now it's so dangerous to go to one because of nigger gangs. That mall will surely end up on deadmalls.com in the near future.:ape

Delta 88
08-04-2008, 04:20 PM
Christ!

Yesterday, after we got done watching a movie, we decided to go to the new Target to pick up a few things. This is a brand new store - you can still smell the sawdust and paint.

First thing I noticed? Every single damned employee in there were - you guessed it - NIGGERS!

So, I just wanted to grab a few items because I wouldn't have to go out of my way before going home. But with it being a new store, I didn't know where everything was. My girlfriend insisted that I ask where the cat food was instead of finding it myself, so against my better judgment I asked one of the boons.

She yelled at a buck down the way, who started pointing around. I found the pet food section, but that damned buck just kept following us and ook-ooking about crap.

Guess which Target I won't be going to in the future! With a staff like that, it will be a run down dump in 6 months, anyway.

lilywhitelady
08-04-2008, 09:18 PM
I no longer go to the mall by myself for this very reason, the most dangerous part of the mall is the parking lot. Young nigger bucks like to steal human women's purse.

Soulja Boon
08-04-2008, 11:36 PM
I hear ya on the bookstore. Years ago I went to this highly niggerfuxated mall with my mom and sister. Both of them went off to look at clothes, while I tried to find sanctuary from the groids. I looked at the directory and the all the stores were for nigger clothing or nigger electronics or nigger music.

Suddenly, there it was on the map...The bookstore! It was 3 stories up, but I went anyway. I walked around, then I finally saw it...

...The bookstore had gone out of business.

nutnice
08-05-2008, 12:01 AM
I used to love the mall. Now I never, ever go. Like niggers_suck's
story plainly illustrates, it is like wandering into sub-Saharan Africa.
Dangerous, scary and annoying.

guerraracial
01-07-2009, 04:04 PM
Bumping this to the top, as the OP's description of niggers at the mall is a classic.

Had enought
01-07-2009, 04:49 PM
Bumping this to the top, as the OP's description of niggers at the mall is a classic.

You got that right.


Those cell phone jamming threads are very funny also.




wohohoh:chimp:fling:fmbly:ape:dance

UrbanBingo
01-07-2009, 05:38 PM
Another bump -- OP's safari was the funniest thing I have read in weeks!

:clap

AngloSaxon
01-07-2009, 07:12 PM
Hell, a few Months ago, the was 400 niggers chimping out in a Mall in Duram, NC. Fortunately, they were only knifing each other up.................:tnb

walt235
01-08-2009, 11:07 AM
I'm glad I left the USA! Judging from what I see and hear, there is going to be hell to pay! Look at the BART shooting, if it was warm, there'd be riots all over the place! I'm loaded up with gold, platinum and silver and I'm glad I got ready.

guerraracial
06-13-2009, 11:12 PM
Bumping this up, as I just returned from my own nigger mall safari.

I saw:

-- A skinny buck with stars carved into his hair; two on each side, with a giant one in the back. :ape

-- A huge, obese oil-driller with an equally obese she-boon. Their kids looked just like the albino gorilla that lived in the zoo in Spain. The dad had a shirt showing two squirrels holding up a pair of acorns--underneath it said, "Mine are bigger than yours". Sounds good, let me know when your dick falls off from your she-boon's multiple STDs, you race-traitor dipshit.

-- A nigger and his baby-mama in a jewelry store; they were looking at rings that they couldn't afford in a million years. I went in just to eavesdrop on them and the exasperated, white salesmen. They were trying to boss him around, insisting on seeing one ring and then another; finally, he asked them to leave. :dance

-- Niggers were camped out on the massage-chairs; I don't know how many other malls have them, but this mall, Great Lakes Crossing in Auburn Hills, MI, has Shiatsu chairs that cost like $5 for 10 minutes. Anyway, the niggers had set up shop in all of them, eating some gross nachos--mall security came and kicked them out because, naturally, they weren't paying for them.-nigbongo

-- A family of niggers, one of whose children looked exactly like the nigger chow-hound in Jenkem Kid's avatar, had pushed 5 tables together in the food court, put hideous red table-cloths down, and were having a birthday party. They hadn't bought any food in the mall; they had brought it all from home. Did I mention the place was packed, and humans actually buying didn't have anywhere to sit? :warp

I was kicking myself the whole time; normally I buy just about everything on-line, and today reminded me why.

JenkemKid
06-14-2009, 08:07 AM
Bumping this up, as I just returned from my own nigger mall safari.

I saw:

-- A skinny buck with stars carved into his hair; two on each side, with a giant one in the back. :ape

-- A huge, obese oil-driller with an equally obese she-boon. Their kids looked just like the albino gorilla that lived in the zoo in Spain. The dad had a shirt showing two squirrels holding up a pair of acorns--underneath it said, "Mine are bigger than yours". Sounds good, let me know when your dick falls off from your she-boon's multiple STDs, you race-traitor dipshit.

-- A nigger and his baby-mama in a jewelry store; they were looking at rings that they couldn't afford in a million years. I went in just to eavesdrop on them and the exasperated, white salesmen. They were trying to boss him around, insisting on seeing one ring and then another; finally, he asked them to leave. :dance

-- Niggers were camped out on the massage-chairs; I don't know how many other malls have them, but this mall, Great Lakes Crossing in Auburn Hills, MI, has Shiatsu chairs that cost like $5 for 10 minutes. Anyway, the niggers had set up shop in all of them, eating some gross nachos--mall security came and kicked them out because, naturally, they weren't paying for them.-nigbongo

-- A family of niggers, one of whose children looked exactly like the nigger chow-hound in Jenkem Kid's avatar, had pushed 5 tables together in the food court, put hideous red table-cloths down, and were having a birthday party. They hadn't bought any food in the mall; they had brought it all from home. Did I mention the place was packed, and humans actually buying didn't have anywhere to sit? :warp

I was kicking myself the whole time; normally I buy just about everything on-line, and today reminded me why.

I would have LOVED to have heard the guy kicking those niggers out of the jewelery store or even the niggers in the chairs

I have never actually seen the niggers with all home bought food taking it to the mall like it is some nigger park or something

those fucking nigger animals probably even tried the "can I gitz 12 cup uh ice n wadda" from one of the food vendors then tried to go right for the grape soda

probably went in a pack and stole a few gifts at the end as well

great stories I had remembered the original post because of the nigger walking around with the phone pretending it knew how to use it or people were on it talking to it

100% of both of your stories is the ASININE kind of bullshit niggers do every day to the point it is just no longer a surprise no matter how shocking, rude, and stupid it is

JT Buckmaster
06-14-2009, 11:34 AM
-- A family of niggers, one of whose children looked exactly like the nigger chow-hound in Jenkem Kid's avatar, had pushed 5 tables together in the food court, put hideous red table-cloths down, and were having a birthday party. They hadn't bought any food in the mall; they had brought it all from home. Did I mention the place was packed, and humans actually buying didn't have anywhere to sit?

You should have informed mall security and DEMANDED they eject those freeloading savages.

Never pass up a chance to make a nigger's existence even more unbearable. Hell, those niglets would have chimped out the whole way back to their welfare hovel and with any luck the buck would have made them good!

:dyno