Gallóglaigh
08-01-2008, 10:15 PM
I was stopped at a red light on my way home from work this afternoon and saw a silverback in the car next to me screeching some unintelligible niggerbabble at someone on his cell phone.
Suddenly he slams the cell phone against the dashboard of his car (much like a chimp trying to break open a coconut with a stone) and then bites it, before slamming it on the street out his window, where it shattered into many pieces.
:chmpt
Wait, it gets better!
There were some young ladies in a car behind him who started laughing their asses off at the enraged coon. Mr. Monkeyman heard them and started stomping back towards them. I took out "my leetle friend" and held it on my lap just in case the nigger got violent, and rolled down the window on my truck.
"HEY NIGGER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN YOUR CAR!!!!"
My truck has windows tinted to the darkest legal shade and the dumb monkey had no idea who yelled that (his car was to the right of mine), so he was ooking and eeking and bouncing around yelling and screeching at everyone in sight.
About this time the light turned green and everyone took off. I watched in my rearview mirror to make sure the girls were able to leave safely. I would have turned the truck around right quick if that nigger gave them any trouble.
But no, that was the extent of the chimp out. I called the police on my cell phone and reported the rampaging nigger beast.
(He was a big 'un too. I'd guess about 6'3" and maybe 280 lbs)
:lmao :chmpt :lmao
Suddenly he slams the cell phone against the dashboard of his car (much like a chimp trying to break open a coconut with a stone) and then bites it, before slamming it on the street out his window, where it shattered into many pieces.
:chmpt
Wait, it gets better!
There were some young ladies in a car behind him who started laughing their asses off at the enraged coon. Mr. Monkeyman heard them and started stomping back towards them. I took out "my leetle friend" and held it on my lap just in case the nigger got violent, and rolled down the window on my truck.
"HEY NIGGER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK IN YOUR CAR!!!!"
My truck has windows tinted to the darkest legal shade and the dumb monkey had no idea who yelled that (his car was to the right of mine), so he was ooking and eeking and bouncing around yelling and screeching at everyone in sight.
About this time the light turned green and everyone took off. I watched in my rearview mirror to make sure the girls were able to leave safely. I would have turned the truck around right quick if that nigger gave them any trouble.
But no, that was the extent of the chimp out. I called the police on my cell phone and reported the rampaging nigger beast.
(He was a big 'un too. I'd guess about 6'3" and maybe 280 lbs)
:lmao :chmpt :lmao