nutnice
07-31-2008, 01:27 AM
Zimbabwe
Location: Southern Africa
Capital: Harare
Population: 12,382,920
Life Expectancy: 50 years and dropping
GDP (Total): $2.2 billion
GDP Per Capita: $188 (LOL!!1!)
Main Exports: Jenkem, FAIL, AIDS, refugees
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/small/zi-map.gif
In a just world, the name at the top of this entry would read
"Rhodesia". The nation, now called Zimbabwe (or more
like Chimpbabwe, amirite?), has been in the news a lot in recent
years due to its runaway inflation, dispossesion of white farmers
and the antics of its imbecillic nigger President, Robert Mugabe.
The area now known as Zimbabwe was inhabited by pre-historic
niggers about 5000 years ago, who left some rock paintings across
the area. It's believed these cave niggers were basically identical
to the talking orangutans who inhabit the country today. Nigger-
lovers love to talk about the "great empire" of Mutaba which
ruled Zimbabwe from the 13th to the 17th centuries. The empire's
greatest distinction seems to have been the shitty stone ruins it
left behind. Ruins of what, exactly? Hard to tell, since the architectural
style of what was left behind looks so primitive and flimsy that it's
hard to imagine these were supposed to have been "buildings".
Most likely they were just sheds used to store jenkem and bling.
http://www.hopeunlimited.net/images/photos/zimbabwe-ruins.jpg
Ruins from Zimbabwe's "Empire". Pretty impressive, huh? *snicker*
In the 1880s, British explorer Cecil Rhodes and the British South
Africa Company arrived and went to work on making something
out of the country. Eventually the country would be named after
the explorer, being known as Rhodesia beginning in 1895. For most
of the 20th century, Rhodesia prospered. Large white-owned and run
farms produced hundreds of tons of food for not just the whites,
but also for niggers in Rhodesia and all over the Africoon continent.
Rhodesia was one of Africa's largest food exporters. That's right,
RAYCISS WHITEYS were responsbile for providing food for
millions of niggers! The coons, in a typical show of gratitude (or
"groidtitude"), couldn't stand this situation. They just had to
take all the land for themselves. The United Kingdom was
increasingly pressuring Rhodesia to hand power over to the
niggers.
The leader of Rhodesia's government, Ian Smith, said "Fuck
this shit!!" and issued a Unilateral Declaration of Independence
from the UK on November 11, 1965. Five years later,
Rhodesia declared itself a Republic. Most countries would not recognize
Rhodesia officially, but South Africa and Portugal (which still
ran neighboring Mozambique and Angola at the time) provided
some support. The niggers began a "gorilla war" and unleashed
years of chimpouts and bongo parties on the human minority.
Even in its isolation, white-run Rhodesia was still able to feed
itself and survive economically, which today's Chimpbabwe is
incapable of doing. Eventually, though, the humans had to concede
defeat and agree to let the niggers run the country (into the
ground). Bad idea!!
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/screaming_monkey%5B1%5D.jpg
President Robert Mugabe during one of his inspiring speeches.
Head simian Robert Mugabe became Preznit of the country, now
named Zimbabwe. Niggers and nigger-lovers the world over
rejoiced over the "po niggers" finally being able to have power. They
should've known what was going to happen. The apes decided
to "re-distribute" the whites' farm land to the niggers (mostly
Mugape's political cronies). This process was pretty much complete
by the beginning of this decade. Since niggers don't know how to
run farms, Zimbabwe's food production plummeted. A nation that
used to be a food exporter was now starving. Most of the humans
that were able to leave, got out of the country. It didn't take
long for the economy in general to collapse; inflation in Zimbabwe
recently reached over 2 million percent. Their currency is worthless
and niggers have been reduced to eating tree bark in order to
survive. Recent elections were a total fraud, and niggers from
the opposition are regularly beaten and arrested (or worse) by
Mugape's government. The ape Preznit of this wreck of a country,
at the age of 84, shows little sign of removing his paw from the
lever of power anytime soon.
And what has been Zimbabwe's reaction to these self-inflicted
problems? Simply to say "DA WORLD BE RAYCISSS AN SHEEET!!"
(you know, what niggers usually do: blame others). In less than
30 years, under nigger misrule, Zimbabwe went from economically
succesful country to one of the worst places in the world. Almost
2 million chimpbabweans have AIDS. The life expectancy for sows
is around 34 years. Gross Domestic Product Per Capita has plunged
below that of Haiti and Ethiopia.
Good job, niggers. Good fucking job.
Location: Southern Africa
Capital: Harare
Population: 12,382,920
Life Expectancy: 50 years and dropping
GDP (Total): $2.2 billion
GDP Per Capita: $188 (LOL!!1!)
Main Exports: Jenkem, FAIL, AIDS, refugees
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/small/zi-map.gif
In a just world, the name at the top of this entry would read
"Rhodesia". The nation, now called Zimbabwe (or more
like Chimpbabwe, amirite?), has been in the news a lot in recent
years due to its runaway inflation, dispossesion of white farmers
and the antics of its imbecillic nigger President, Robert Mugabe.
The area now known as Zimbabwe was inhabited by pre-historic
niggers about 5000 years ago, who left some rock paintings across
the area. It's believed these cave niggers were basically identical
to the talking orangutans who inhabit the country today. Nigger-
lovers love to talk about the "great empire" of Mutaba which
ruled Zimbabwe from the 13th to the 17th centuries. The empire's
greatest distinction seems to have been the shitty stone ruins it
left behind. Ruins of what, exactly? Hard to tell, since the architectural
style of what was left behind looks so primitive and flimsy that it's
hard to imagine these were supposed to have been "buildings".
Most likely they were just sheds used to store jenkem and bling.
http://www.hopeunlimited.net/images/photos/zimbabwe-ruins.jpg
Ruins from Zimbabwe's "Empire". Pretty impressive, huh? *snicker*
In the 1880s, British explorer Cecil Rhodes and the British South
Africa Company arrived and went to work on making something
out of the country. Eventually the country would be named after
the explorer, being known as Rhodesia beginning in 1895. For most
of the 20th century, Rhodesia prospered. Large white-owned and run
farms produced hundreds of tons of food for not just the whites,
but also for niggers in Rhodesia and all over the Africoon continent.
Rhodesia was one of Africa's largest food exporters. That's right,
RAYCISS WHITEYS were responsbile for providing food for
millions of niggers! The coons, in a typical show of gratitude (or
"groidtitude"), couldn't stand this situation. They just had to
take all the land for themselves. The United Kingdom was
increasingly pressuring Rhodesia to hand power over to the
niggers.
The leader of Rhodesia's government, Ian Smith, said "Fuck
this shit!!" and issued a Unilateral Declaration of Independence
from the UK on November 11, 1965. Five years later,
Rhodesia declared itself a Republic. Most countries would not recognize
Rhodesia officially, but South Africa and Portugal (which still
ran neighboring Mozambique and Angola at the time) provided
some support. The niggers began a "gorilla war" and unleashed
years of chimpouts and bongo parties on the human minority.
Even in its isolation, white-run Rhodesia was still able to feed
itself and survive economically, which today's Chimpbabwe is
incapable of doing. Eventually, though, the humans had to concede
defeat and agree to let the niggers run the country (into the
ground). Bad idea!!
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/screaming_monkey%5B1%5D.jpg
President Robert Mugabe during one of his inspiring speeches.
Head simian Robert Mugabe became Preznit of the country, now
named Zimbabwe. Niggers and nigger-lovers the world over
rejoiced over the "po niggers" finally being able to have power. They
should've known what was going to happen. The apes decided
to "re-distribute" the whites' farm land to the niggers (mostly
Mugape's political cronies). This process was pretty much complete
by the beginning of this decade. Since niggers don't know how to
run farms, Zimbabwe's food production plummeted. A nation that
used to be a food exporter was now starving. Most of the humans
that were able to leave, got out of the country. It didn't take
long for the economy in general to collapse; inflation in Zimbabwe
recently reached over 2 million percent. Their currency is worthless
and niggers have been reduced to eating tree bark in order to
survive. Recent elections were a total fraud, and niggers from
the opposition are regularly beaten and arrested (or worse) by
Mugape's government. The ape Preznit of this wreck of a country,
at the age of 84, shows little sign of removing his paw from the
lever of power anytime soon.
And what has been Zimbabwe's reaction to these self-inflicted
problems? Simply to say "DA WORLD BE RAYCISSS AN SHEEET!!"
(you know, what niggers usually do: blame others). In less than
30 years, under nigger misrule, Zimbabwe went from economically
succesful country to one of the worst places in the world. Almost
2 million chimpbabweans have AIDS. The life expectancy for sows
is around 34 years. Gross Domestic Product Per Capita has plunged
below that of Haiti and Ethiopia.
Good job, niggers. Good fucking job.