bigjoespompano
07-29-2008, 09:01 AM
As I discussed in a previous thread, we are working on a new, small, sonic 'pulse' generator that relieves common stress and mild tension often present in normal social situations. We had sent the first units out in the field and received some rather 'odd' reactions when the unit was activated in proximity to a nigger. The units were returned to the lab for adjustment so as to correct this 'problem' and make them 'invisible' to niggers. I took one of the 'adjusted' unit back out into the 'field' with me and, unfortunately, the 'nigger proximity' problem seems to have gotten worse instead of better. Allow me to elaborate.
I arrived at a red light and sat waiting for it to change. As I sat there, I heard the unmistakable 'Thump' 'Thump' 'Bump' 'Rattle' Rattle' ' Buzz' 'Rattle' of an approaching niggermobile. Sure enough, it pulls up next to me. It must've belonged to one of those 'blunt-smokin, Hip-Hop Rappin Baby-daddy' type niggers as it was 95 degrees out there and all it's windows were rolled up tight! (Yo! Wez doan wan no Po-Pos lookin into our bidnez, nowatImsayin Yo?)
Well, as stated previously, getting this close to a nigger makes me a bit 'nervous' so I reached for my 'little safety net.' I keyed it up to relieve my tension and the damndest thing happened!
The nigger passenger in that 'hooptie' looked at me through the glass on the passenger side and his eyes were as wide as saucers! I swear ta God, it looked like they were gonna pop ot of his noggin! Then he began to 'vibrate' violently. I just assumed it was some new rap tune he was listening to on his $3000, In-line sixteen sub- woofer custom built car stereo they must've installed in that lovely, $700 piece of rolling art work but I digress.
Suddenly, I hear a muffled 'POOM! POOM-POOM!' It sounded like three muffled explosions inside of that car. Oddly enough, at the instant I heard these 'explosions' all the glass inside the vehicle immediately changed to a deep, crimson red color. I just had to assume that these ever-clever niggers had also installed some sort of automatic window tinting system to keep prying eyes out! A rather brilliant bit of logic on the nigger's part, installing that. After all, you can't steal what you can't see. Anyway...
The light turned green and I pulled out of that intersection. As I pulled away, I noticed in my rear view mirror that the niggermobile was now immobile and just sitting in that intersection. I thought to my self, "That's a shame, those boys must be having car trouble." Yet, I was relieved as I also noted that several young black fellows were running to their aid from all directions obviously to help those stranded young men! The electronic door locks must've quit on them too as I saw one young black gentleman attempting to get the others out of the car buy using a large metal rod to break one of the windows! What a fine bunch of young citizens, trying to help a stranded motorist like that! Maybe we were wrong about them all this time! Those boys were going out of their way to help those stranded kids!
To be continued....
I arrived at a red light and sat waiting for it to change. As I sat there, I heard the unmistakable 'Thump' 'Thump' 'Bump' 'Rattle' Rattle' ' Buzz' 'Rattle' of an approaching niggermobile. Sure enough, it pulls up next to me. It must've belonged to one of those 'blunt-smokin, Hip-Hop Rappin Baby-daddy' type niggers as it was 95 degrees out there and all it's windows were rolled up tight! (Yo! Wez doan wan no Po-Pos lookin into our bidnez, nowatImsayin Yo?)
Well, as stated previously, getting this close to a nigger makes me a bit 'nervous' so I reached for my 'little safety net.' I keyed it up to relieve my tension and the damndest thing happened!
The nigger passenger in that 'hooptie' looked at me through the glass on the passenger side and his eyes were as wide as saucers! I swear ta God, it looked like they were gonna pop ot of his noggin! Then he began to 'vibrate' violently. I just assumed it was some new rap tune he was listening to on his $3000, In-line sixteen sub- woofer custom built car stereo they must've installed in that lovely, $700 piece of rolling art work but I digress.
Suddenly, I hear a muffled 'POOM! POOM-POOM!' It sounded like three muffled explosions inside of that car. Oddly enough, at the instant I heard these 'explosions' all the glass inside the vehicle immediately changed to a deep, crimson red color. I just had to assume that these ever-clever niggers had also installed some sort of automatic window tinting system to keep prying eyes out! A rather brilliant bit of logic on the nigger's part, installing that. After all, you can't steal what you can't see. Anyway...
The light turned green and I pulled out of that intersection. As I pulled away, I noticed in my rear view mirror that the niggermobile was now immobile and just sitting in that intersection. I thought to my self, "That's a shame, those boys must be having car trouble." Yet, I was relieved as I also noted that several young black fellows were running to their aid from all directions obviously to help those stranded young men! The electronic door locks must've quit on them too as I saw one young black gentleman attempting to get the others out of the car buy using a large metal rod to break one of the windows! What a fine bunch of young citizens, trying to help a stranded motorist like that! Maybe we were wrong about them all this time! Those boys were going out of their way to help those stranded kids!
To be continued....