Nigger Teen Takes A Bullet In The Ass Over A Funnel Cake

[Frank Howard]

This 17 year old NIGGER was on his bike at a metro park in Cleveland. A group of NIGGERS approached him about the funnel cake he was eating. A screaming match soon followed. The next day one of the NIGGERS that he was fighting with shot the bike riding funnel cake eating NIGGER in the ass. The boon's name is not being released, but deatail are coming out. The wounded boon said the fight was not as much about the funnel cake as much as it was about a Mars Bar that one of the NIGGERS saw him eating the week before.

[Mr. Niggativity]

We'll be hearing more and more of these stories in the near future. Extra! Extra! Niglet Kills Niglet Over Buttermilk Biscuit.

The niglove media will be utterly perplexed and horrified, of course.

:chaingun ---GIB MUH DAT!! :bucket

[The Bobster]

Damn, it's like watching a bunch of seagulls fighting over a piece of pizza.

[Whiteman's Burden]

Do niggs even NEED to have a reason to fight and kill one another?

Only humans typically have a reason to kill and fight.

[RizzleMcDizzle]

haha! TNB hilarity. I've heard stories of niggers killing each other over less. Even the simplest of humans knows that if you see something you want, you ask the person where they got it, go there and make your purchase. But of course, niggers being what they are think that items just magically appear out of thin air, and thus when they see something they want, they fight over it. The concept of making a purchase is beyond their mental capacity. :africoon

[Alucard]

Crimes like this are more proof that niggers aren't human. Animals don't think of the future (with some exceptions like squirrels, foxes, beavers, etc) and neither do niggers. As soon as they get money, they spend it. They commit crime without any conscience of the consequences. This is why we need to bring back the public stockades and whipping poles. Only through frequent whippings will they learn that they cannot act like a bunch of apes with rabies.

[Southern Belle]

Mudda fukker, here you iz eatin a muddafukkin punnel cakes and ate muh mars bar last week...I outha pop a cap in yo azz.....

bam bam bam bam bam

Stupid niggers

[Orion Quest]

Crimes like this are more proof that niggers aren't human. Animals don't think of the future (with some exceptions like squirrels, foxes, beavers, etc) and neither do niggers. As soon as they get money, they spend it. They commit crime without any conscience of the consequences. This is why we need to bring back the public stockades and whipping poles. Only through frequent whippings will they learn that they cannot act like a bunch of apes with rabies.

I'll have to lovingly disagree. Most animals think of the future by instinct EXCEPT niggers unless it is scheming how they can inject their poison nigger sperm into something. Also all the beatings in the world will not cure niggers of their incessant desire for violence but it would show that they are cowards and cannot gel together to fight back.