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Alucard
07-27-2008, 07:39 PM
I'm reading a book on beliefs throughout the world. The Zulu's, the warring tribe that fought the British in South Africa to maintain their stone-aged ways, actually believe that the human race was born from a cow that belched us up.

If I didn't read it, I couldn't have believe it. Probably the worlds worst and most stupid creationist belief. Nothing is more primitive. Maybe their is a tribe -in Africa, of course, that believes we came out of a pile of shit. >:(

CoonTownYT
07-27-2008, 07:58 PM
Niggers coming from a pile of shit is a much more viable theory than them coming from cow vomit. Though that theory is a fallacy in and of itself, as shit and cow vomit are more useful than niggers.

The Bobster
07-27-2008, 08:05 PM
Hmmm, where is that picture with the niglet shoving its head up a cow's ass?

lilywhitelady
07-27-2008, 08:08 PM
Hmmm, where is that picture with the niglet shoving its head up a cow's ass?thumbsup:potd:rock:yrck

Alucard
07-27-2008, 08:08 PM
Oh, I have several. As far as the Bible is concerned, God may have made Adam out of the earth but he accidently made niggers out of cow shit.

ChicagoAvenger
07-27-2008, 10:18 PM
They also take cow piss showers,
which must make them smell much better.

SnowDog
07-27-2008, 10:39 PM
Niggers and stupid beliefs go hand-in-hand (or should that be paw-in-paw). Apefreakoons, even the edumaykayded ones, believe in some of the silliest shit I've ever heard.

So far as the origin of niggers, I still like this one the best:



When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were designed;
Yet were too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest of Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a NIGGER.

RizzleMcDizzle
07-28-2008, 01:42 AM
When it comes to silly beliefs, niggers win hands down. Even the jeebus niggers are insane! And it's not really the content of the beliefs that they hold, it's the context. Whatever they believe, they are so ridiculous in how they act that for example, even human Christians will make fun of a jeebus nigger's beliefs.

GDRHammer
07-28-2008, 02:45 AM
Niggers and stupid beliefs go hand-in-hand (or should that be paw-in-paw). Apefreakoons, even the edumaykayded ones, believe in some of the silliest shit I've ever heard.

So far as the origin of niggers, I still like this one the best:LMAO!:hng

ThinWhiteLine
07-28-2008, 11:12 PM
http://www.chimpout.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=185&d=1217189279


Kissing its mammy tight on the lips.

Alucard
07-28-2008, 11:22 PM
Don't forget this picture. The liberals want us to believe that their culture is equal to ours.