Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 3: Haiti

[nutnice]

Haiti

Location: Caribbean Sea; shares island of Hispaniola with Dominican Republic
Capital: Port-Au-Prince
Population: 8,924,553
Ethnic/Racial Groups: Niggers, 95%; Unlucky humans, 5%
GPD (Total): $16.51 billion
GPD Per Capita: $1,913 (ranked 153rd in world; this still makes them "nigger-rich")
Main Industries: Voodoo, mud pies, TNB

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/ha-map.gif

A land of tranquil turqoise beaches with white sand,
delicious food and abundant wildlife. A true tropical paradise. One of
the richest tropical nations in the world. These are the things Haiti
would be if the niggers hadn't ruined it.

Haiti holds the distinction of being the second independent nation
of the Americas, after the USA. Guess which one turned out better?
Haiti was one of France's most prosperous colonies, and they began
developing it in earnest in the 17th century, with sugar cane becoming
the main industry. Unfortunately, the French packed their colony
with too many nigger slaves. In 1791, the niggers started rebelling,
unleashing a cataclysmic bongo party in which they brutally killed
every white person they could find; this included impaling babies
and carrying them atop their spears into "battle". Once the niggers
were done killing, raping and breaking and burning everything, they
declared Haiti independent in 1804. The people on the eastern side
of the island of Hispaniola, said "fuck this shit" and eventually created
the independent Dominican Republic.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/haiti_violence_0410.jpg
Another beautiful day in Haiti.

Haiti proceded to go through heads of state the way most niggers
go through sexual partners: quickly and violently. In 1811, some nigger
named himself King Henri I, and in 1849, some other nigger declared
himself Faustin I, Emperor of Haiti. This was done so that Haitians
could say that WE HAZ KEENGS LIKE THE EGYPTSHUNS AN SHEEET!
Political instability was laughably common, with bucks overthrowing each
other seemingly twice a day; from 1911 to 1915, there were six different
Presidents. This kind of disorder made the United States nervous
about its foolish investments there, and sent Marines to establish
order in 1915. They ended up staying until 1934, by which time they
had built almost all of Haiti's paved roads (before 1915, rural Haiti
had only 3 miles of usable road), plus schools, hospitals, government
buildings, a police force, etc. Almost as soon as the Americans left,
everything went to shit again. The US military would have to come
back in 1994 to prevent more chimpouts from spinning out of control
(they shouldn't have bothered).

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/haiti2.jpg
Haitian President Rene Preval campaigning for votes.

Contrary to popular belief, Haitian niggers don't speak French, but
a corrupted version of it that no one else in the world speaks. They
call this Kreyole or Creole (also known as French
Niggerbabble). Haiti is well known for being the home of voodoo, a
type of black magic that Haitian niggers swear actually works
and accomplishes things that would normally be possible only through
hard work. The chimps will attempt to scare you with voodoo,
thinking humans are as stupid as they are and share their childish
faith in the magical power of chicken blood, rocks and chanting.
Another famous Haitian creation is the zombie: a lumbering,
mindless, supposedly "undead" person that obeys its master's
commands. Upon closer inspection of so-called zombies, you will
quickly find out that these moaning, slowly moving, death-smelling
creatures are actually just regular living niggers displaying typical
behavior.

The niggers in Haiti have chopped down almost all the trees to
make charcoal, which they use to cook delicious mud pies. Because
of this, the country is 98% deforested and the soil is now largely
infertile. The apes depend almost totally on foreign aid just to
survive, as they could not grow their own food even if they wanted
to. There is almost no tourism, little industry and epidemic levels
of crime, poverty and AIDS (duh). Haiti is a perfect example that
no matter where niggers are, whether in Africa or the Americas,
if they are allowed to run things on their own, the result is
invariably the same: EPIC FAILURE.

A wonderful, miraculous event occured on January 12, 2010, when
a 7.0 earthquake completely flattened half the country and killed--
as of March 2010--around 230,000 niggers. Lulz were had as the
world witnessed the chimpouts that immediately broke out before
the earth even stopped shaking. Niggers wasted no time with the
"Gibs me dat!", demanding that the rest of the world drop whatever
they were doing to come rescue their useless asses.

http://www.breakingnewsviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/BODIES_1560043c.jpg
Open-air dead nigger storage, courtesy of Mother Nature.

The earth-coon-ake produced classic TNB, such as: a nigger dragging
a dead nigger out of a coffin in order to steal it, another nigger
digging a 12-year-old sow out of the rubble and immediately raping
her, and wild feral coons building barricades and road blocks out of
nigger corpses. Haiti will continue being an incredible mess for years
to come, except for the fact that the earthquake left Port-Au-Price
looking better than before. That and all the dead niggers.


Sources: Wikipedia, National Vangard, CIA World Factbook.

[Had enought]

A great geography/ history lesson there.

Been to both Haiti and the DR. While the DR is not heaven its 1000% better than its neighbor.

-nigbongo-nigbongo

[nutnice]

Lol, thanks. I've never been to Haiti (and never will), but my
mom did go, back in the 1960s, when she was a college student.
She was horrified by the misery there and vowed
never to go back (even though things then were comparatively
good compared to now; this was during the reign of "Papa Doc").
I have been to the Dominican Republic, although it was a very
long time ago (my godfather had a Hacienda there, which I visited
when I was six) and while it is definetely not paradise, it's a hell
of a lot better than Haiti and they have their niggers under
much better control.

[CoonTownYT]

LOVE the nigger atlas! Jamaicoon is another one to consider.

[PunqueRoquer]

I propose a toast to nutnice for all of the work he has done to assemble the nigger world atlas! Cheers!!!

One thing I had heard about HATE-ee is that they have a tradition of digging up the bodies of dead relatives on the first anniversary of their death and throw a party for them. Only a nigger would be completely unaware of the diseases festering in a year-dead corpse.

What is the life expectancy there? Like 35?

[Maleficarum]

I propose a toast to nutnice for all of the work he has done to assemble the nigger world atlas! Cheers!!!

One thing I had heard about HATE-ee is that they have a tradition of digging up the bodies of dead relatives on the first anniversary of their death and throw a party for them. Only a nigger would be completely unaware of the diseases festering in a year-dead corpse.

What is the life expectancy there? Like 35?

There's probably less disease in a year dead nigger:lmao

[apekilla]

Haiti is 95% nigger and 5% mulatto.

Dominican Republic is 10% white, 75% mulatto and 15% nigger.

Clear evidence as to what white blood has done to the comparative states of physical existence!!

[nutnice]

I propose a toast to nutnice for all of the work he has done to assemble the nigger world atlas! Cheers!!!

One thing I had heard about HATE-ee is that they have a tradition of digging up the bodies of dead relatives on the first anniversary of their death and throw a party for them. Only a nigger would be completely unaware of the diseases festering in a year-dead corpse.

What is the life expectancy there? Like 35?

Thanks a lot for the recognition, Punque, and thanks to Malef
for granting these entries their own sub-forum. I'm a big
history, economics and geography buff, so all this comes
naturally to me. There will be many more entries on the
degeneracy of nigger nations worldwide. :rock

Life expectancy in Haiti is a shockingly high 57 years, mostly
thanks to the US and UN.

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

I spent a few hours in the ultimate niggerhood of Port-Au-Prince whil repatriating 153 dangerous jigaboos in 1995 or 1996 ( I can't recall exactly). The water was shit brown 12 miles out at sea. There wasn't a single tree in sight as the niggers had chopped them all down for charcoal. The first several sets of sea bouys were missing (stolen by niggers and paid for by the US Coast Guard). There were derelict ships all over the harbor. It made the worst niggerhoods in America seem like a paradise.

:africoon

[ANH]

Why can't we just pull the plug and let these niggers die? They'd be better off as well as us.

[budfr]

:geek
Haiti
THIS NIGGER ATLAS IS A GREAT IDEA, YOU DESERVE A PULITZER, I´M NOT KIDDING. NIGGERS HAVE PROBLEMS WITH ALL OTHER ETHNIC GROUPS IN THE U.S. BY THE WAY, EVEN IN COMMUNIST "WE ARE ALL THE SAME" CUBA, NIGGERS ARE UNWANTED AND CONSIDERED INFERIOR MONKEYS.
Location: Caribbean Sea; shares island of Hispaniola with Dominican Republic
Capital: Port-Au-Prince
Population: 8,924,553
Ethnic/Racial Groups: Niggers, 95%; Unlucky humans, 5%
GPD (Total): $16.51 billion
GPD Per Capita: $1,913 (ranked 153rd in world; this still makes them "nigger-rich")
Main Industries: Voodoo, mud pies, TNB

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/maps/ha-map.gif
A land of tranquil turqoise beaches with white sand,
delicious food and abundant wildlife. A true tropical paradise. One of
the richest tropical nations in the world. These are the things Haiti
would be if the niggers hadn't ruined it.

Haiti holds the distinction of being the second independent nation
of the Americas, after the USA. Guess which one turned out better?
Haiti was one of France's most prosperous colonies, and they began
developing it in earnest in the 17th century, with sugar cane becoming
the main industry. Unfortunately, the French packed their colony
with too many nigger slaves. In 1791, the niggers started rebelling,
unleashing a cataclysmic bongo party in which they brutally killed
every white person they could find; this included impaling babies
and carrying them atop their spears into "battle". Once the niggers
were done killing, raping and breaking and burning everything, they
declared Haiti independent in 1804. The people on the eastern side
of the island of Hispaniola, said "fuck this shit" and eventually created
the independent Dominican Republic.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/haiti_violence_0410.jpg
Another beautiful day in Haiti.

Haiti proceded to go through heads of state the way most niggers
go through sexual partners: quickly and violently. In 1811, some nigger
named himself King Henri I, and in 1849, some other nigger declared
himself Faustin I, Emperor of Haiti. This was done so that Haitians
could say that WE HAZ KEENGS LIKE THE EGYPTSHUNS AN SHEEET!
Political instability was laughably common, with bucks overthrowing each
other seemingly twice a day; from 1911 to 1915, there were six different
Presidents. This kind of disorder made the United States nervous
about its foolish investments there, and sent Marines to establish
order in 1915. They ended up staying until 1934, by which time they
had built almost all of Haiti's paved roads (before 1915, rural Haiti
had only 3 miles of usable road), plus schools, hospitals, government
buildings, a police force, etc. Almost as soon as the Americans left,
everything went to shit again. The US military would have to come
back in 1994 to prevent more chimpouts from spinning out of control
(they shouldn't have bothered).

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/haiti2.jpg
Haitian President Rene Preval campaigning for votes.

Contrary to popular belief, Haitian niggers don't speak French, but
a corrupted version of it that no one else in the world speaks. They
call this Kreyole or Creole (also known as French
Niggerbabble). Haiti is well known for being the home of voodoo, a
type of black magic that Haitian niggers swear actually works
and accomplishes things that would normally be possible only through
hard work. The chimps will attempt to scare you with voodoo,
thinking humans are as stupid as they are and share their childish
faith in the magical power of chicken blood, rocks and chanting.
Another famous Haitian creation is the zombie: a lumbering,
mindless, supposedly "undead" person that obeys its master's
commands. Upon closer inspection of so-called zombies, you will
quickly find out that these moaning, slowly moving, death-smelling
creatures are actually just regular living niggers displaying typical
behavior.

The niggers in Haiti have chopped down almost all the trees to
make charcoal, which they use to cook delicious mud pies. Because
of this, the country is 98% deforested and the soil is now largely
infertile. The apes depend almost totally on foreign aid just to
survive, as they could not grow their own food even if they wanted
to. There is almost no tourism, little industry and epidemic levels
of crime, poverty and AIDS (duh). Haiti is a perfect example that
no matter where niggers are, whether in Africa or the Americas,
if they are allowed to run things on their own, the result is
invariably the same: EPIC FAILURE.

Sources: Wikipedia, National Vangard, CIA World Factbook.

[niggerloverNOT]

Sob...Sniff...Boo Hoo...Can't we find a nice White town in the U.S. where we resettle these poor jungle niggers? Kinda like they did the nigger Somali's into Maine. It seems the government is on a dedicated mission to integrate not only our own ape's into functioning human American culture, but now they have to bring in the dregs of worlds nigger population into rural and suburban White America. I cannot and will not pretend to have any remaining respect for a nigger loving government like ours. I have for some time considered myself a passive resister against a govt. that has turned a blind eye to illegal immigration and the 'importation' of jobless, violent, welfare-dependent NIGGERS. WTF, OUR own aren't good enough, we need niggers with a cute accent, what?! The end truly is near...Start stocking up on ammo...:wdr

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

Port-Au-Prince was the place we docked when I visited in the 70s on a cruise.
What a dump!

The USA has no place in it's borders even close to that nigger-saturated place.
I wonder how many travel agents steer clients away from going to port there?


A fucking cruise? Holy shit it must've been a thousand times better then. I went there on a boat with an autocannon and a few machine guns!

[357Magnum]

Just like Jamaicoons, I grew up around Jean Baptiste (Haitians) my whole life. Just like Jamaicoons and unlike niggers stateside, Haitians while they are illegal, will make every attempt to work.

If not for Haitians, we wouldn't have bus boys in restaurants and bathroom attendants at our local strip clubs and night clubs here in So. Fla. Haitians are very self-sufficient when it comes to manual labor as well. Unlike Jamaicoons, Haitians suck at what they do but that's because of the lack of white blood introduced into them unlike Jamaicoons. Haitians are another example of niggers hating niggers because every Haitian I've ever known hates American niggers. First thing outta their mouth is because American niggers don't work and they are loud. Wow! Amazing isn't it?! Just remember, if you ever encounter a Haitian, always call him Jean. 9 outta 10 times you will be right and 7 out of those 10 times, the dumb spook will think you know him and will actually do whatever you say. :girl

[Dwight Mansburden]

Trivia:

If you look at Nutnice's map, about 50 miles west of the tip of Haiti is Navassa Island, a tiny piece of US territory once mined for its guano deposits.

Today it is abandoned and uninhabited except occasionally by Haitian fishermen who stop for a day or two. There are no harbors or beaches...they rig up a boom and mooring line to hold their boat in a somewhat sheltered cove on the lee side.

Haiti claims ownership of this rock but it has been US territory for 150 yrs under the Guano Island Act.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navassa_Island


Guano phosphate was a superior organic fertilizer that became a mainstay of American agriculture in the mid-19th century. Duncan transferred his discoverer's rights to his employer, an American guano trader in Jamaica, who sold them to the newly-formed Navassa Phosphate Company of Baltimore. After an interruption for the U.S. Civil War, the Company built larger mining facilities on Navassa with barrack housing for 140 black contract laborers from Maryland, houses for white supervisors, a blacksmith shop, warehouses, and a church. Mining began in 1865. The workers dug out the guano by dynamite and pick-axe and hauled it in rail cars to the landing point at Lulu Bay, where it was sacked and lowered onto boats for transfer to the Company barque, the S.S. Romance. The living quarters at Lulu Bay were called Lulu Town, as appears on old maps. Railway tracks eventually extended inland.

Hauling guano by muscle-power in the fierce tropical heat, combined with general disgruntlement with conditions on the island eventually provoked a rebellion in 1889, in which five supervisors died. A U.S. warship returned eighteen of the workers to Baltimore for three separate trials on murder charges. A black fraternal society, the Order of Galilean Fisherman, raised money to defend the miners in federal court, and the defense built its case on the contention that the men acted in self-defense or in the heat of passion, and that the United States did not have jurisdiction over the island. The cases, including Jones v. United States, 137 U.S. 202 (1890) went to the U.S. Supreme Court in October 1890, which ruled the Guano Act constitutional, and three of the miners were scheduled for execution in the spring of 1891. A grass-roots petition drive by black churches around the country, also signed by white jurors from the three trials, reached President Benjamin Harrison, who commuted the sentences to imprisonment.

After the 1889 Chimpout, President Harrison caved in to the coons starting a pattern of excusing TNB that continues to this day.

[Dwight Mansburden]

double post

[357Magnum]

Trivia:

If you look at Nutnice's map, about 50 miles west of the tip of Haiti is Navassa Island, a tiny piece of US territory once mined for its guano deposits.

Today it is abandoned and uninhabited except occasionally by Haitian fishermen who stop for a day or two. There are no harbors or beaches...they rig up a boom and mooring line to hold their boat in a somewhat sheltered cove on the lee side.

Haiti claims ownership of this rock but it has been US territory for 150 yrs under the Guano Island Act.


So technically, they are not allowed on the island and can be deported from it. Why don't we just start to use it again to house Haitians that we hold while awaiting deportation?

[gnigs_r_skum]

A great geography/ history lesson there.

Been to both Haiti and the DR. While the DR is not heaven its 1000% better than its neighbor.

-nigbongo-nigbongo
LOL, Not hard to beat those niggerish standards

[Baboon]

LOL, Not hard to beat those niggerish standards

Every race apart from niggers made something. Hindus made their own empire, even their blackest dravidians have good doctors, Asians are matching YT in many things, Arabs have their philosophy and Empires,

its just the niggers that are fucked up beyond recognition.

[haywood]

Every race apart from niggers made something. Hindus made their own empire, even their blackest dravidians have good doctors, Asians are matching YT in many things, Arabs have their philosophy and Empires,

its just the niggers that are fucked up beyond recognition.

Da' troof beez raciss' an' sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!:darwin:bald

[haywood]

LOL, Not hard to beat those niggerish standards

I'll second that! Haven't been to Haitit nor do I what to go there but I've been to the D.R. 3 times. I enjoyed the D.R. Funny thing is the stupid Haitians are constantly trying to cross the border into the D.R. Gee, I wonder why?:picard:dumb

[Al Sharpton's Race Card]

How long until the "gibs muh dat" begins?

:gibs

[ObongoLips]

Thanks, Nutnice for putting this information together for us. It is a bonus to this site and makes for some great reading.


-cheers

[haywood]

How long until the "gibs muh dat" begins?

:gibs

It already has! I live in S. Florida and I am surrounded by stupid, foul smelling, Haitians! Kreyol is some of the worst niggerbabble I've heard! Haitians are taking over part of my county.:darwin:what

[budfr]

Every race apart from niggers made something. Hindus made their own empire, even their blackest dravidians have good doctors, Asians are matching YT in many things, Arabs have their philosophy and Empires,

its just the niggers that are fucked up beyond recognition.

Even the Indians from the American continent. Amazing achievements and pyramids were built by the Aztecs, Incas, Mayas, et al. Niggers are simply...... niggers.

[JT Buckmaster]

Bumped for earthquakey goodness thumbsup

[nutnice]

I added a mention of the earth-coon-ake to this entry.

[manbearpig]

I got into a debate at work about this, you'd be surprised to hear how many people don't know haiti is a nigger run country. The ignorance out here is amazing...

Notice how there's no news on the Chile earthquake? More damage, less despair???

[Athena]

I couldn"t stop laughin and it is all true. I was on you tube pondering the price of ho pussy in Haití after the quake. Haití having the distinction of being the one of the most piss poor countries in the world. So if the average no good lazy nigger who hates workin anyway made about one dollar a day, then I figuered ho pussy must go for around .50 or maybe $1.00.

[Athena]

Funny thing I was in a 7.0 quake too L. A. in 92. No one died because of building codes and rebar. This quake was not too long after the niggers trashed their part of town in the L. A riots. I was at the beach where the whites tend to live and the cops told everyone to go inside because if the niggers cross over into the beach cities they were going to shoot. It didn't happen

[PrivateJoker]

Can you imagine how great it would be for Haiti if it was nuked from orbit?

[manbearpig]

"Contrary to popular belief, Haitian niggers don't speak French, but
a corrupted version of it that no one else in the world speaks."

French, English, Spanish, all languages are corrupted when niggers try to learn them.. niggers are'nt smart enough to understand a concept such as language, that's why they don't care about it...

[Jeff]

I know a couple of girls going abroad to Haiti next semester. Good God, what a bad idea it is. They still will probably be nigger-lovers when they get back. For their sake though, I hope they don't commit bestiality or get raped... Maybe, just maybe, they'll come back with some sense and knowledge towards the savage negroid beast.

:picard