Moe Fugga
10-09-2009, 07:21 AM
I used to own an old minivan. Not anymore, though. Here's the story:
About a month ago, the transmission failed on my way home from work. The damn thing wouldn't stay in any gear higher than second, and would often fall back to Neutral and remain stuck there till it damn well decided to play ball again. Turns out the tranny was dying, and the repair job was more trouble than the van was worth.
So I park it in my driveway. Since I had plans to donate it to charity, I left the key in the ignition and the title in the glove compartment, ready to be picked up. Next morning, the car was gone. Since I assumed the charity had picked it up, I blew it off...till I got a call. Turns out a gang of niggers stole the car at night, and couldn't keep the damn thing in gear. Niggers, being niggers, just floored it when it stalled and revved the engine all over the place. They got busted for obstructing traffic and - when I found out - automobile theft.
Vaya con Dios, old paint. Thanks for sending a pack of wild nigs to nigger college. I guess it's true what they say about cars picking up their owner's personalities, eh? ;)
About a month ago, the transmission failed on my way home from work. The damn thing wouldn't stay in any gear higher than second, and would often fall back to Neutral and remain stuck there till it damn well decided to play ball again. Turns out the tranny was dying, and the repair job was more trouble than the van was worth.
So I park it in my driveway. Since I had plans to donate it to charity, I left the key in the ignition and the title in the glove compartment, ready to be picked up. Next morning, the car was gone. Since I assumed the charity had picked it up, I blew it off...till I got a call. Turns out a gang of niggers stole the car at night, and couldn't keep the damn thing in gear. Niggers, being niggers, just floored it when it stalled and revved the engine all over the place. They got busted for obstructing traffic and - when I found out - automobile theft.
Vaya con Dios, old paint. Thanks for sending a pack of wild nigs to nigger college. I guess it's true what they say about cars picking up their owner's personalities, eh? ;)