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Niggerologist
07-26-2008, 07:42 AM
Darkies are always looking for a handout. They were doing nigger dances of happiness when they thought the city was going to pay them for their dead relatives. After all, they know gubmint is always giving them money just for being niggers. Some nigger ministers even told their congregations that free money is being given away. Poor dumb niggers. They were outraged to find it was a hoax.

Letter Writer Promises Money to Mourners, But Promises are Empty (http://www.wspa.com/spa/news/local/article/letter_writer_promises_money_to_mourners_but_promi ses_are_empty/6382/)

By Steven Jones
Published: July 25, 2008

The city of Woodruff says a letter promising a “citizen’s death benefit” for those who have lost loved ones is a hoax. The letter was delivered anonymously to at least five Nigger churches in Woodruff. It says that all citizens who have had a relative die in the city of Woodruff since September 2006 are entitled to $1500.

It tells them to bring the death certificate to city hall to collect their payment. It has Mayor Paul Bell’s address printed on the envelope, and it contains the mayor’s name and telephone number, along with the names and numbers of two Nigger council members.

But Mayor Bell says the letter is a hoax perpetrated by someone who is upset with the city for paying a $1500 death benefit to the widow of a firefighter.

The churches that received the letter are upset by this.

Two ministers actually red the letter out loud to their congregation, thinking it was the real deal. :trllA lot of people got their hopes up, thinking they were qualified for this money.

niggers_suck
07-26-2008, 07:45 AM
Now we know how to lure them onto the boats that will sail them back to Africa.

King Leopold II
07-26-2008, 09:56 AM
People should do more shit like this to niggers.
No matter how many times they get burned, niggers will always go for that "free moneez" bait.
And more and more humans will see what worthless parasites niggers truly are.

S.T.P
07-26-2008, 11:47 AM
Niggers are so used to the handout-express this type of trick will always work.

RizzleMcDizzle
07-26-2008, 04:00 PM
I was surprised that there weren't stories of niggers killing their relatives to collect their fake handouts.

Gnome Sayin
07-26-2008, 04:04 PM
You mean I cain't get no moneys for dead unka Rastus? Ima sue da city for emoshuno dis dress.

nutnice
07-26-2008, 04:09 PM
I'll give a nigger $1500 to kill itself.

RizzleMcDizzle
07-26-2008, 04:13 PM
I'll give a nigger $1500 to kill itself.
That sounds like a great idea! And I bet there are dumb niggers out there willing to do that too! :potd