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Niggerologist

07-26-2008, 07:18 AM

Human women marry at twice the rate of she-boons.

I don't know whether this is more pathetic or disgusting. What's more repulsive than a she-boon? A she-boon with niglets hunting for a husband.

This is a manual by a nigger sow on how "single mom" niggers can catch a man (or buck). What possible inducement or technique could make someone marry a she-boon? Human women are highly desired as partners and don't need voodoo to get married -- meanwhile, it's pathetically humorous that these she-apes are writing and buying manuals on how to catch a male.

http://www.pr-inside.com/images/pics/154550-shay-date-guide-llc-knows-just.jpg

Shay Date Guide, LLC Knows Just Why 45% of Nigger sows are not Married (http://www.pr-inside.com/shay-date-guide-llc-knows-just-r722788.htm)
Is it because they're ugly, obese, lazy, smelly animals with loud obnoxious attitudes??

Dating Guide for Monkeys (http://www.singlemomsdatingguide.com)

2008-07-25 15:57:08 - Relationship and dating expert gives advice on how Nigger sows can find love in 30-days.

(Atlanta, Georgia) - When it comes to getting married and meeting the buck of their dreams many Nigger sows may feel like they are still waiting. The reason they may feel this way may have nothing to actually do with them but statics. Shay Date Guide, LLC offers a Single Moms Dating Guide to Catching The buck of Your
Dreams in 30 Days; Promising top secret tips to show how to find Mr. Right in 30 days.

According to the U.S. Census Bureau's American Community Survey in 2006 45% of stinking Nigger sows in America have never been married, compared to 23% of beautiful white women who have never been married. A primary reason why Shay Date Guide, LLC wanted to help single moms and particularly Nigger single moms who they stress are usually waiting and looking for love.

Shay Williams who goes by "Shay Your Date Diva" is the brains behind Single Moms Dating Guide to Catching The buck of Your Dreams in 30 Days. A handy instructional manual; focuses on guiding single moms on how-to find love and find love fast. Williams, stresses that she wants everyone to know that this manual can be used for anyone of any race even men will find it useful, too.

"Now single moms have an opportunity to learn what it takes to find love in 30 days," stated Shay Williams.

Gnome Sayin

07-26-2008, 06:23 PM

All they need to do is grease themselves up with KFC lard, pour a fo-ty over their heads, and staple a welfare check to their ass. Nigger bucks will be on their ass fo sho!

CoonTownYT

07-26-2008, 07:52 PM

I can't tell, is that two bucks or two sheboons in the picture???

lilywhitelady

07-26-2008, 07:55 PM

The reason most sheboons don't marry is because their welfare check will be cut off.
:bbl

nutnice

07-26-2008, 10:33 PM

HAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, this is a real mystery. Sheboons can't even find
disgusting bucks to marry them for the simple reason that no one
(or nothing) wants to have some obese, smelly gorilla running around
their house, dropping niglets out of her snatch every couple of months.

Oppressor

07-26-2008, 11:31 PM

The reason most sheboons don't marry is because their welfare check will be cut off.
:bbl

We have a winner! Single motherhood amongst sows is largely about welfare...and not knowing who the baby's daddy is.

wohohoh "Whut'choo talking 'bout, bitch? Dat kid ain't none of mine."

zookeeper

07-27-2008, 01:01 AM

The truth is all the nigger bucks are on the "downlow," and fambly-life cuts into the gay buck sodomy opportunities too much.

Overdose

07-27-2008, 01:02 AM

I'm surprised that it was not mentioned that half of marrying age bucks are in the pen.

JezeBelle

07-29-2008, 06:07 AM

I'm surprised that it was not mentioned that half of marrying age bucks are in the pen.

Overdose, that is a very likely explanation. There is another reason. We white women are sometimes happier being more subservient. Black women are often inflexible and have anger problems.

King Leopold II

07-29-2008, 07:01 AM

Here's my advice to sheboons trying to get a nigger buck.

!) Take the 3 month old hair weaves out of your monkey fuzz.
I don't care how much you paid for them.
Fermented nigger sweat, cocconut oil, and jerri curl are NOT nigger aphrodesiacs.
(and the stench gags humans too)

2) Pull the cell phone off of the side of your sticky, nappy, head for a moment.

3) Stop your screeching, squaking, and gibbering long enough to tell your potential buck "when yooze gunna beez gibbin it up".
(This is very important to nigger bucks, it could possibly preclude another rape charge on their record, but don't count on it!)

4) This one is simple... TAKE A SHOWER ONCE IN A WHILE!

5) Don't blame your seven welfare niglets on latrone, tyrone, lamericus, jimmy dupree...
etc.
Instead, make sure you tell your potential buck about all da welfarze moneez you gits fo dem ebery monff.
(That plays big to a nigger buck)

Let's see... have I left anything out?

Please feel free to add on people.

Harlem Coonstep

07-29-2008, 06:23 PM

Here's my idea: Go to Africa, where you don't have competition from 'kabe bichez.' I'm sure many nigger bucks there will actively seek you out as a cure for their AIDS.

WildTrout

07-29-2008, 06:50 PM