Scam!!

[klinger]

Don't buy any of this stuff. I used it on the nigger next door and it didn't work!

http://www.shareimages.com/images/pics/0/0/0/19583-pZeWoJGcnaeim6Y-turdpolish.gif

[Maleficarum]

You should know by now you can't polish a turd Klinger, try boot polish without the polish.:cff

[Intolerant]

or tear gas. That usually makes 'em shine!