07-24-2008, 04:17 PM
My father told me this one when I was a kid: A Chinese guy walks into a bar. There's a nigger tending bar there. The Chinese guy sits down and says "Hey nigger, pour me a jigger". The nigger can't believe what he just heard and decides to ignore him. He pours him a jigger of gin, the Chinese guy downs it, slams down the glass and says, "Hey nigger, another jigger". The nigger says "Look, if you use that word one more time me and you are gonna have a problem, gnome sane"? The Chinese guy says "No problem, I'm just fuckin' with you" The nigger says "Well don't", gives him another jigger of gin, the Chinese guy downs it, slams down the glass and says "Hey nigger pour me a jigger". The nigger says "That's it muhfugga ise gonna kick yo' ass". The Chinese guy says "Jesus, calm down, can't you take a joke? You people have no sense of humor. I'll tell you what, come out here and sit down, I'll tend bar and you can give me all the shit you want okay"? The nigger says "All right muhfugga, I'll do that". So they change places, the Chinese guy gets behind the bar and the nigger goes and sits on a stool and says "Okay chink, make me a drink". The Chinese guy looks at him and says "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here".