SONGS NIGGERIZED - Chimpout Edition [Archive]

Gallóglaigh

05-13-2008, 01:13 AM

Yo mofuggaz! Post yo phunky rhymez on diz beeyitch!

Paul McCartney - Ebony and Ivory

:wddy

blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
they use the profits to buy guns
grenades and RPG's

we all know those niggers are the same where ever they go
they chimp out and assault everyone
we must avoid, avoid the groid
help other get out of the ghetto alive

blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
they use the profits to buy guns
grenades and RPG's

blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
blood diamonds and ivory ooh

we all know those niggers are the same where ever they go
they chimp out and assault everyone
we must avoid, avoid the groid
help other get out of the ghetto alive

blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
they use the profits to buy guns
grenades and RPG's

blood diamonds and ivory
the main exports they have in Zimbabwe
they use the profits to buy guns
grenades and RPG's

:bbl

I think I have another Top Ten hit!

wohohoh

Gallóglaigh

05-13-2008, 01:17 AM

Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

wohohoh

Shaniqua's got herself a big buck nigger
and he's a got a real short fuse
one day, you know, that nigger mugged a whigger
then she saw him on the evening news
along came Ray with the KKK
and said "what is this I see?"
"looks like The Colonel's bucket,
that nigger's eatin' KFC."

now Ozzy was an Aussie out of Queensland
and he liked to watch minstrel shows
he made fun of coons, called them baboons
and he laughed at fat assed ho's
when he met the big buck nigger
he let loose an ook and eek
but the nigger chimped out
and hit him with rebar
now he ain't walked for a week

now Shaniqua took her big buck nigger
and she corn-rowed his nappy hair
said "Ah sho doez lubz dat big buck nigga
almos' as mah welfare"
now the nigger skipped work for seven days
I know it's TNB
so I called him back and took his crack
and the nigger tried to bite me
Shaniqua loved her big buck nigger
and she held him by the hand
he broke her finger one day
and it occurred to her
she might have an orangutan

:chmpt

Gallóglaigh

05-21-2008, 12:22 AM

Beatles - Taxman

-nigbongo

let me tellz you
how'z it will be
I'z sell you crack
fo' yo money

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman

if five dime bagz
don't make you fall
be'z thankful I'z don't
carjack ya'll

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman

if you'z drive a car
you'z be carjacked
if you'z in my hood
yo ass get wacked
if you'z get too high
dat be'z good crack
if you'z want Down Low
yo fudge be'z packed

crackman!

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman

don't ax me why I sell'z it fo'
(uh-uh, Mista Whitey)
I'z pimpin' out my cheap crack ho'
(uh-uh, nigger pleez)

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman

an' my advice to
dem who buy
(crackman!)
nevah admitz
dat you'z get high
(crackman!)

'cause I da crackman
yo, I da crackman
an' you'z buyin' frum no one butz me
(crackman!)

:africoon

Gallóglaigh

05-21-2008, 12:24 AM

The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic

:wddy

though I've tried before to tell them
to act civilized and calm down in our town
every time that I come near them
they all act crazy
and begin to jump around

every little thing makes niggers chimp out
everything we do makes coons go wild
even though they hold their monkey paws out
the inner chimps come out when they get riled

do I have to tell the story
of the riots in the 60's and L.A.
or the Jena Six porch monkeys
and the way the niggers ruined Zimbabwe

every little thing makes niggers chimp out
everything we do makes coons go wild
even though they hold their monkey paws out
the inner chimps come out when they get riled

I resolve to chimp them out when I get off work today
by posting racist memos asking them to move away
but the threat of chimp outs get to me
long before I reach the hood
long before I provoke TNB
but the prank is too damn good

every little thing makes niggers chimp out
everything we do makes coons go wild
even though they hold their monkey paws out
the inner chimps come out when they get riled

every little thing makes niggers chimp out
everything we do makes coons go wild
even though they hold their monkey paws out
the inner chimps come out when they get riled

every little thing
every little thing
every little thing
every little thing
every little
every little
every little
every little thing we do
every little thing we do
every little thing we do
every little thing we do
causes chimp outs

eee oh oh...

every little thing
every little thing
every little thing we do causes chimp outs, chimp outs
chimp outs chimp outs chimp outs

:chmpt

Gallóglaigh

05-21-2008, 12:46 AM

The Cars - You Might Think

:africoon

you might say I'm racist
for making fun of coons
maybe you think I'm a nazi
for calling them baboons
but I think that you're wrong
you'll see TNB before too long
you might say it's stupid
when I rewrite these tunes
you might say I'm racist
but all I hate is coons

you might say it's ignorant
but I know their inner chimp
they act tame in the movies
but on the street they pimp
but the niggers go ape
when they see a girl to rape
you might call me redneck
what you know I say the truth
you might say I'm racist
but all I hate is coons

and it's hard
so hard to fake
there's no escape
from all the apes

you kept them chimping till the guns came out
you kept them chimping

you might say I'm prejudiced
for making monkey sounds
but somehow someday
when we're victorious
there'll be no spooks around
they'll be back in the wild
or in the ships stacked and piled
you might say they're human
those dangerous jiggaboos
you might say I'm racist
but all I hate is coons

wohohoh

Niggeroke version and video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhLXgoVj0vU

Justin Igger

05-21-2008, 12:59 AM

Great stuff!

The cars is perfect!

Oppressor

05-21-2008, 01:28 AM

Great stuff!

The cars is perfect!

I'm a huge Cars fan. I did a re-write of "Just What I Needed" on the other site. Let's do another!

My Best Friend's Girl by The Cars

Youre always shuffling down the street
With your slave owner guys
And every new massa that you meet
He doesnt know the real surprise

<Chorus>
(here he comes again)
When he's picking cotton 'neath the starry sky
Ooh, he'll make you whip
(here he comes again)
When he's picking cotton 'neath the starry sky
I kinda laugh at his bootlips
Well hes my best friends groid
Hes my best friends groid-oid
But he used to be mine

You've got your ankle-chained boots
And your cotton-pickin' glove
Oo when get off the slave ship
your massa gives you a shove, o-ove, o-ove

<Chorus>

Youre always shuffling down the street
With your slave owner guys
And every new massa that you meet
He doesnt know the real surprise

<Chorus>

(my best friends groid)
Oh
(my best friends groid)
He used to be mine
(my best friends groid)
Yeah yeah
(my best friends groid)
Said he used to be mine
(my best friends groid)

Gallóglaigh

05-21-2008, 01:35 AM

Smashmouth - Walking on the Sun

:goll

I had a job before the niggers formed a mob
before the coons rose up to destroy our city
I hope the cops arrest the niggers and the whiggers
hey I don't know what went wrong but it's explosive TNB
this is a groid attack those coons are all smoking crack
it's just a nigger fact, they need a hickory impact
we can't keep them in their place with the hardwood and whip
if you got the goods they'll come and loot with a 30 round clip

don't stick around, get out
the coons are chimping out
make a plan to survive
before the cops can arrive
get your ass out of town
where there's no niggers around
these monkeyshines aren't fun
the jiggaboos are rioting with guns

forty three years ago they pimped out and they chimped out
against segregation in the nation and together they chimped
and they bongo partied with Panthers around a bonfire
just ookin' and eekin' now all of them freakin'
then all the niggers and their whiggers
looted stores for guns and got their paws all on the triggers
and their kids were niggle-ettes, not good for pets
getting high huffing jars of their fermented shit

don't stick around, get out
the coons are chimping out
make a plan to survive
before the cops can arrive
get your ass out of town
where there's no niggers around
these monkeyshines aren't fun
the jiggaboos are rioting with guns

it ain't no joke when our government is broke
because of welfare for the niggers who pretend to work
no need to freak out, get out, and avoid another chimp out
got a million monkey march of homo erectus
so don't look back, get back, and watch the world get Baracked
it's plain to see the USA is under attack
send away the coons before the coons dig you a grave
you need to be there when the niggers try to retaliate

so don't stick around, get out
the coons are chimping out
make a plan to survive
before the cops can arrive
get your ass out of town
where there's no niggers around
these monkeyshines aren't fun
the jiggaboos are rioting with guns

-gotcha

Niggers-Suck

05-26-2008, 03:14 AM

Lady Madonna by the Beatles

Sheboon LaShandra
Stolen nikes on your feet
There's no wonder how you make ends meet
You get welfare money
Section 8 pays your rent
Hand outs from YT are heaven sent

:bbl

Checks arrive in your mail box
You don't want them to be late
You want to buy kools and crack rocks

See how you run

:bbl

Sheboon LaShandra
Lying on your back
Selling your body for money
To buy some crack

Your monkey shines are never ending
Your food stamps this month did not come
I hope you starve, you worthless nigger

See how you run!

:bbl

CoonTownYT

05-26-2008, 03:29 AM

Pulled mine from the other site:

Neil Young - Cortez The Killer, now "Jerome The Nigger"

They came on a boat across the water
Because...niggers can not swim
They came to work for YT, but they wanted the white womminz 'n sheeeit
On the shore lay Jerome the bootlip
With his...nappy pubes on his head
He's a worthless nigger already, let's hope the others are already dead
And the nigger stench gathered 'round him, like niggers around something free
And his chuuch suit of many colors, for the angry YT to see
And the white women all were beautiful, and the sheboon's so ugly
Sorry nigger Jerome, you can't have any, the beauties are reserved for YT

Hate was just a legend, race wars were never known
Before you niggers came here, it almost felt like home
So you're free to go back to Africa, I hope ya die along the way
Because you sure as shit can't swim, and niggers don't like planes
Take the others with you and stay there, we don't want you anyway
You've had plenty of time nigger, and you're still not equal to this day

He came on a boat from across the water
Jerome, Jerome...what a nigger.
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CoonTownYT

05-27-2008, 05:10 AM

Falco - Amadeus now "Iz A Nigger"

Iz da first nigger here, eva since I was a lil niglet
I beez a genius cuz I beez Egyptian 'n sheeit
I beez flyin n build da sphinx til da wyt man came
And all da people scream and call me by my name: Trust me he a nigger

I beez da supastar, I beez da DYNOMIIITE
And whatevaz I do, all da white liberals say it gonna be alright
I smoke da crack, I huff dat jenkem n shit, I pullz dat trigga
And all da white wimminz shout: Trust me he a nigger

Iz a nigger, Iz a nigger
Iz a nigger, Iz a nigger
Iz a nigger, Iz a nigger
Ook Ook ook, I beez a nigger

Iz got ma mind on da crack rocks and on my gun
And when Iz die, my mammy gonna call raycizzummm
But Iz made my mark in history
I had done built all dem mud huts, you see

Iz a nigger, Iz a nigger
Iz a nigger, Iz a nigger
Iz a nigger, Iz a nigger
Ook ook, Iz a nigger
Trust me Iz a nigger!

Gallóglaigh

06-13-2008, 12:10 AM

STYX - Mr Roboto

:wdr

tell it to yo mama, Nigger 0bama
don't get your hopes too high
tell it to yo mama, Nigger 0bama
soon we'll tell you goodbye

you're wondering if he can
beat out Republicans
he'll never rule this land
he is a monkey man

he's got a secret he's been hiding when he's on TV
he's not a human, more like a baboon, might have HIV
so if you see him getting chimpy, don't be surprised
he's just a nigger wanting power and living a lie
living a lie
living a lie for votes he can't buy

he's got a few communist notions and some we don't see
he's promised handouts to all niggers, and nothing for me
he's not a human, he's just a player, forget what you know
he's just a coon whose inner monkey went beyond his control
call riot control - he's out of control
call riot control - he's out of control

he is a monkey man
a talking chimpanzee
they don't want you to see
his nigger TNB

tell it to yo mama, Nigger 0bama, yo yo, yo yo
tell it to yo mama, Nigger 0bama, yo yo, yo yo
tell it to yo mama, Nigger 0bama, yo yo, yo yo

you should move to Kenya, Nigger 0bama
where Whitey can't trouble you coons
and take all niggers with you, Nigger 0bama
set up a nigger colony in Cameroon
just go -just go, just go
I want to deport you coons, just go

the problem's plain to see
too many chimpanzees
niggers ruin our lives
niggers spread disease

the time will come this fall
to vote against them all
so everyone can see
them chimp-out on TV

they're niggers
niggers
niggers
niggers

:ape

Gallóglaigh

06-13-2008, 12:12 AM

Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town

:wddy

guess what I saw in town today?
some wild jiggaboos in the subway
they wanted change, I wouldn't pay
and then, I saw those niggers chimping

they asked if a KFC was around
where's the cops, where drugs could be found
I told them to go back downtown
they'd walk but they're too lazy

there's niggers in our town
there's niggers in our town

you know the crack they like to smoke a lot
every night they'll be loitering in the parking lot
the niggers smoke so much, the crack pipes get red hot
they say seeing is believing

that night at the basketball court
nine millimeters blazing, a couple niglets got hurt
niggers are a violent sort
if the police show up, nobody saw anything

friday night they keep it real
BBQ ribs out on the grill
the jenkem gets their brain cells killed
if the niggers chimp out, you'd better let 'em

a boombox on the corner blasting out jungle drums
the niggers getting ready to riot in the slums
it won't be long till policemen come
after the niggers chimp out again

there's niggers in our town
there's niggers in our town

:bbl

Gallóglaigh

06-13-2008, 12:15 AM

Danzig - Mother

:toe

nigger
tell your niglets just to keep away
tell your niglets not to steal my car
pickaninnies
black as tar
nigger

nigger
do you raise them in the gangsta life
can you keep them from the human world
oh nigger

nigger
gonna light up a cross tonight
gonna show you a noose
oh nigger

won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
you'll be hanging

won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine

nigger
tell your homies not to come around
tell your homies they look like clowns
oh nigger

nigger
do you wanna chimp out on me
do you wanna feel everything
oh nigger

won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
you'll be hanging

won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine

won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
you'll be hanging

won't allow your monkeyshines
but if you insist on TNB
I won't hear your niggerwhine
whoa-oh
nigger
yeah

:geek

Gallóglaigh

06-13-2008, 12:17 AM

Elton John - Crocodile Rock

:goll

I remember when crack was new
we used to laugh at the jiggaboos
they'd chimp out on shows like COPS
police would round them up after traffic stops
and the biggest laugh I ever got
was the niggers smoking crack cocaine rock
while the human kids were smart as Spock
the dumb jiggaboos were smoking crack cocaine rock

well crack cocaine smoking got niggers juking
and their heads just can't keep still
I never had me a better laugh and I guess I never will
had to be careful on summer nights
because crackhead niggers would prey on whites
and the crack cocaine smoking made niggers fight

but the cops cracked down and the crackheads quit
the niggers turned to huffing a jar of shit
long nights watching for it on TV
hoping for some classic nigger TNB
but they'll never take the laughs we got
niggers high on the crack cocaine rock
no jar of jenkem made niggers fast
we really thought the crack cocaine would last

wohohoh

Oppressor

06-13-2008, 05:34 AM

We're an American Band by Grand Funk Railroad

Lynching with rope for forty days,
Last night the Klan meeting put me in a haze.
Shitty, Shitty coons -- doin their act,
Jigs had the trash smell and thats a natural fact.
Up all night about "Doctor" King,
I got to tell you plagiarism's his thing.
booze crack n ladies every night,
As long as they get sent to the gallows tonight.

Chorus
Were the American Klan.
Were the American Klan.
Were come into your town, we'll keep the niggers down.
Were the American Klan.

Four young negresses in omaha,
Was waitin for the Klan to lynch all the sows.
Feelin good, feelin right, its saturday night,
The Grand Dragon -- he was out-a-sight.
Now, those fine Grand Wizards, they had a plan,
They was out to lynch the groids near the Klan.
They said, come on, dudes, lets get it on,
And we proceeded to burn down niggertown.

Chorus

Chorus

Chorus

Chorus

Were an American Klan, ooo-ooo.
Were an American Klan, ooo-ooo.
Were an American Klan, ooo-ooo.

Gallóglaigh

06-13-2008, 09:05 PM

Gallóglaigh

06-24-2008, 03:11 AM

Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now?

-nigbongo

why are those coons beating on my door?
go away, don't chimp out on me no more
I wish I had a few landmines
I've had enough of nigger monkeyshines
all I wish is to be alone
stay away, don't want you near my home
listen up, you better run
don't break in - I'll get my scattergun

where can I move now?
where can I move now?
where can I move now?
where can I move now?

why are those coons beating on my door?
do they think, this is the liquor store?
if they hear, they'll watch all day
they'll chimp out, and here I'll have to stay
they say they want crack and PCP
I don't deal in dope or work at KFC
they'll say hello to my little friend
here they come, those niggers again

where can I move now?
where can I move now?
where can I move now?
where can I move now?

why won't the Klan come to take them away?
why do they bother me?
it's more than monkeyshines I can see,
it's just their TNB

oh...where can I move now?
oh...where can I...where can I...
yeah yeah yeah

:lty

Gallóglaigh

06-24-2008, 03:13 AM

KISS - Detroit Rock City

-nigbongo

I'm feelin' down when I enter town
looking out, jiggaboos are all around
I hear sirens and that was when I knew
with all the niggers, the city looked like a zoo

I got to

look out
a hundred niggers on every street
stay down
they go wild in the summer heat

you're gonna be robbed in Detroit Crack City

look out
a hundred niggers on every street
stay down
they go wild in the summer heat

almost robbed
by a nigger mob
try to avoid all the Cadillacs in the road
hazy streets from the cocaine smoke
rev up the car, I know it's time to go

look out
a hundred niggers on every street
stay down
they go wild in the summer heat

on the corner they shuck and jive
hittin' the rocks as they bob their nappy fro's
I'm leaving town, I'm still alive
I give the finger to the nigger pimps and ho's

I know

look out
a hundred niggers on every street
stay down
they go wild in the summer heat

a nigger tries to sell me rock
police show up, a much needed surprise
get him boys, beat that that nigger down
I got to laugh 'cause I know I almost died

why

look out
a hundred niggers on every street
stay down
they go wild in the summer heat

:ape

Gallóglaigh

06-24-2008, 03:15 AM

Rob Zombie - Superbeast

:ape

fat boot lips and a catfish tongue
high on jenkem and PCP
nappy niglets shrieking loud
everyday average TNB

the niggers chimp out and
the niggers they kill
you can't avoid those chimpanzees
the niggers chimp out and
the niggers they kill
down at the local KFC

hey yeah - America's Most Wanted
hey yeah - it's a nigger beast
hey yeah - America's Most Wanted
hey yeah - it's a nigger beast

slap the cuffs across the wrist
convict that coon of a felony
send that coon far away
off to the penitentiary

the niggers chimp out and
the niggers they kill
you can't avoid those chimpanzees
the niggers chimp out and
the niggers they kill
down at the local KFC

hey yeah - America's Most Wanted
hey yeah - it's a nigger beast
hey yeah - America's Most Wanted
hey yeah - it's a nigger beast

fat boot lips and a catfish tongue
high on jenkem and PCP
nappy niglets shrieking loud
everyday average TNB

the niggers chimp out and
the niggers they kill
you can't avoid those chimpanzees
the niggers chimp out and
the niggers they kill
down at the local KFC

hey yeah - America's Most Wanted
hey yeah - it's a nigger beast
hey yeah - America's Most Wanted
hey yeah - it's a nigger beast

:africoon

Gallóglaigh

06-24-2008, 03:17 AM

Judas Priest - Breaking The Law

:hng

saw a couple coons freebasing on the street in town
drove up next to both those niggers with my windows down
shouted out some monkey noises at the congolese
and when they chimped I got my cell phone and dialed up the police

calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law

so much for our nation's future, niggers all around
might as well enjoy some chimpouts, make them bounce around
short of lynching every nigger, that's all we can do
so when you see some niggers you should do the same thing too

calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law

that jiggaboo stole a bike!

calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law
calling the law, calling the law

:sparky

Gallóglaigh

06-27-2008, 01:25 AM

The Beatles - When I'm 64

:chmpt

when the coons chimp out over the vote
a couple months from now
will you survive the nigger monkeyshines?
when they come at you swingin' from vines?
if they block streets and you cannot flee
would you barricade your door?
could you stop wiggers, could you stop niggers
with a .44?

they'll be after you
and if you say "that word"
they'll chimp out on you

I could be handy, lighting a fuse
when the looters come
you can keep a lookout on the parking lot
when they come to steal what we got
watching for niggers, looking for coons
almost like a war
could you stop wiggers, could you stop niggers
with a .44?

this november we will see a chimp-out turn into a riot
that much is clear
niggers can't behave
all of that TNB
former monkey slaves

save me some ammo, plenty of rope
get some camo too
maybe we can call the KKK
to help us keep the niggers away
robbing and looting, that is the norm
monkeys to the core
could you stop wiggers, could you stop niggers
with a .44?

kkk

Gallóglaigh

06-27-2008, 10:55 PM

Isaac Hayes - Theme From Shaft

:wtf

whose mac and cheese
makes niggers jump like chimpanzees?
Kraft!
you're damn right
who makes the cheese
that makes the chimps say "nigger please"?
Kraft!
can ya eat it?
it's so damn good the coons chimp out
even when there's cops about
Kraft!
right on
you see dat Kraft is some bad ass cheese
(shut your mouth)
but I'm talkin' about Kraft
(then we will eat it)
it's el cheapo mac and cheese
but niggers like it with some grape soda
(dat's Kraft)

wohohoh

Gallóglaigh

06-27-2008, 10:56 PM

Billy Idol - Rebel Yell

:chmpt

last night a little nigger came knockin' on my door
last night a little monkey came lookin' for a score
it said "come on whitey I got my paws out fo' real
and if you don't gib muh, I might have to steal"

in the welfare line they cry "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine they cry "more, more, more"
in the welfare line, man "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine "more, more, more"
more, more, more

after Katrina, we heard niggers beg
but we saw them looting malt liquor by the keg
who set you free ain't okay with me, coon
who set you free, don't chimp out on me

because

in the welfare line they cry "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine they cry "more, more, more"
in the welfare line, man "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine "more, more, more"

they live in ghetto heaven
use food stamps at the 7-11
they stay out all night living on welfare
just so long, just so long as the police aren't there

I moved away from you, coon
a thousand miles from you
don't want to see your shines, coon
no monkeyshines from you

I'd call the law on you, coon
hope they'd arrest you
I want you to serve time, coon
just, just, justa, justa to keep you away from me

because

in the welfare line they cry "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine they cry "more, more, more"
in the welfare line, man "more, more, more"
with niggerwhine "more, more, more"
more, more, more

oh yeah moochin' niggers
they want more
more, more, more, more, more

oh yeah moochin' niggers
they want more
more, more, more, more, more

:kfcnig

CoonTownYT

06-28-2008, 03:18 AM

Gallóglaigh

07-05-2008, 09:26 PM

Queen - We Are The Champions

:wddy

we've bashed the coons
time after time
we've raided their websites
and reported their crime
and our new members
all hate jiggaboos
we've had our share of coons pushed in our face
but we've come through

we are the chimpians my friends
and we'll keep them chimping till the end
we are the chimpians
we are the chimpians
no time for niggers
'cause we are the chimpians
of the web

we make fun of their sows
and their monkey paws
we bash their cars and niglets
and the TNB that goes with them
we've bashed them all
we bash their ape noses
call them jiggaboos
we don't consider them part of the human race
and all of it's true

we are the chimpians my friends
and we'll keep them chimping till the end
we are the chimpians
we are the chimpians
no time for niggers
'cause we are the chimpians
of the web

we are the chimpians my friends
and we'll keep them chimping till the end
we are the chimpians
we are the chimpians
no time for niggers
'cause we are the chimpians

wohohoh

Quietman

07-06-2008, 01:58 AM

Based on "Born on a Bayou" by CCR:

When I wuz jus' a little chimp,
Standin' to my daddy's knee
My poppa said son, don' let the cops getcha
Do what they don' to me
Do what they don' to me

Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto

Well, I kin remember da forth o' July
Runnin' from the cops real fast
An I kin still hear dem' sirens howlin'
chasin' down my daddy there
chasin' down my daddy there

Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto

Wish I wuz back in the ghetto
Rollin' wit sum crack ho bitch
Wishin' I wus a big Fleet-wood
Just a chooglin' on down to Chi-ca-go

Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto
Born in the ghetto

ANH

07-06-2008, 03:09 PM

These are great, keep up the good work.:piss

Quietman

07-06-2008, 03:47 PM

Based on "Get a Run Through The Jungle" CCR

Whoa, thought it was a nightmare
Lo, it was so true
A country over-run by nig-gers
And they're runnin' on the loose

Chorus:
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Well, don't look back to see

Thought I heard some chimpin'
Ooking all around
Two hundred million boot lips a flappin'
Nigger cries, you dead!

Chorus:
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Well, don't look back to see

Now I'm on a mountain
Runnin' from the spooks
Let the whites share this wisdom
To fight or run like hell...

Chorus:
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Better run from the city
Well, don't look back to see

Gallóglaigh

07-06-2008, 06:18 PM

The Beatles - I am the Walrus

:chmpt

think you see a chimpanzee and TNB
and they chimp out together
see how they run when cops pull their guns
and you knows why
they're chimping

sittin' on da front porch waitin' for the gang to come
NBA T-shirt, robbin' Ruby Tuesday's
man they have nappy hair
they let their dreads grow long

he is an apeman
they are the apemen
they are on welfare
ook ook ook ook

inner city baboonman sitting
nasty little baboonmen pimpin' ho's
see how they stink soon after they jenk
and you know why
they're chimping
they're chimping
they're chimping
they're chimping...

golden yellow toothcaps
sitting in a dead coon's mouth
ghettolicious shegroid
nihilistic negress

niggers wanting down low love
they wear their britches down

he is an apeman
they are the apemen
they are on welfare
ook ook ook ook

sitting at a city bus stop waiting for the bus
if the bus don't come, you call the Klan
to protect you from the urban apes

he is an apeman
they are the apemen
they are on welfare
ook ook ook ook

niggers, whiggers, jenkem huffers
don't you think the coons are casing you
before they can rape save a cell for the apes
no more muh dik
they're chimping

bucket of chicken with a side of ghetto lobster
40 ounce malt liquor, crack cocaine is quicker
man you should have seen them
fighting over bags of blow

he is an apeman
they are the apemen
they are on welfare
ook ook ook ook

:kfcnig

Gallóglaigh

11-09-2008, 12:37 AM

How about some Alice Cooper?

ELECTED

Black Panther nigger thugs blocking the polls
that nigger got elected
0bama nigger antichrist gathering souls
that nigger got elected
the Liberals' savior but we know he's fake
that nigger got elected
he's gonna steal everything he can take
that nigger got elected
elected
elected

the media lied to you and played you for fools
that nigger got elected
they gave him the vote despite all the rules
that nigger got elected
elected
elected
Amerikenya
that nigger got elected
United Socialist States of Amerika

they'll all regret this one, time will tell
that nigger got elected
jiggaboos together all raising hell
that nigger got elected
elected
elected
neglected, selected, tax collected
that nigger got elected
elected

:gorilla

Gallóglaigh

11-09-2008, 12:59 AM

David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes

do you remember a coon that's been
not a senator long
I've heard a rumour from CNN
oh no, don't say it's true

we got a message
from the Ku Klux Klan
"we're unhappy, hope you're unhappy too
I've seen all I've needed to see
scary details following"

the shrieking of monkeys is nothing
just pictures of niggers in limousines
and I ain't got enough ammo and I ain't got enough camo
but I'm hoping to leave but resistance is growing

ashes to ashes, jenkem gunky
the White House given to a nigger monkey
set in an office high
bringing us all down low

every day I tell myself
they'll come clean tonight
but the little niglets are following me
oh no, not again
I'll stick with my little friend
"I'm loaded, hope you're loaded too"
one nigger in sight
but no chimping out

I never liked those things
I never helped those things
I never want anything from jiggaboos
deportation would be nice
want them all out right now

ashes to ashes, jenkem gunky
the White House given to a nigger monkey
set in an office high
bringing us all down low

my mother said
to buy more guns
you'd better not
vote for Uncle Tom

:mgun

celticwarrior

11-09-2008, 01:40 AM

WOW,YOU GUYS GOT TP MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS.
BUT========= I LIKE IT.

:gorilla:bbl:bucket

WE BEEZ ALL SHUKIN AND JIVIN TO DA BEAT

Gallóglaigh

11-09-2008, 02:08 AM

Pixies - Here Comes Your Man

outside there's a nigger waiting
outside with fellow jiggaboos
outside with crack smoke breathing
outside their gang colors are blue
I hope the cops are watching
I hope the judge will have them hanged
out by the front door lurking
take them away in prison chains
I want to say so long so long so long
here comes the Klan

loud ape on the boombox ooking
loud apes in the projects all around
how to stop the problem growing
a burning cross to chase them out of town
I want to say so long
hey jiggaboos so long
here comes the Klan
I want to say so long
hey jiggaboos so long
here comes the Klan

:klan

LaTrine Jakscoon

11-09-2008, 08:03 AM

Éireannach

11-09-2008, 12:39 PM

I got some good ideas for some niggerized songs. I not much of a song writer so, let's see if you guys can make something of them:

Watermelon Fields Forever - Strawberry Fields Forever by the Beatles
Yellow Cadillac - Yellow Submarine by the Beatles
I Wanna Rape! - I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister

PeckerWood

11-09-2008, 01:03 PM

Just My Imagination:
It was just my niggerfuxation running away with me.

OZ:
We're off to see the nigger....

Unchained Melody:
Oh my ho' my bitch I be hungered to rape you....

Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes:
Nigger grows with a big fuckn' nose....

and of course!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvXz2xaLNMQ :gorilla

Éireannach

11-09-2008, 03:24 PM

Or instead of calling the song "I wanna Rock" we'll need to make it appropriate for coons.

We'll have to change the title to "I want a Rock" for all the crackheads.

:hnk Cheers :tyroneI meant that "I wanna Rape!" was the jiggaboo version based on the music from "I wanna Rock!" But, your version works, too.

Gallóglaigh

11-11-2008, 03:51 AM

Paul McCartney/Beatles - Back in the USSR

the president elect is just a chimpanzee
saw him on the news last night
not even in the White House and there's TNB
that nigger wants to start a fight
'cause Barack wants a USSA
you better buy an AK, boy
Barack wants a USSA

it's only been a week and I don't know the place
don't feel safe now in my home
anything I say, I say it face to face
ACORN thugs are tapping phones
'cause Barack wants a USSA
you better buy an AK, boy
Barack wants a USSA

well the Panther goons want to run us out
we left a noose behind
with nigger chimp gangs all about
a chimp-out's always on my mind

'cause Barack wants a USSA
you better buy an AK, boy
Barack wants a USSA

take a look at Haiti if you need a clue
take a look at Zimbabwe
better take a little peek at Kenya too
it doesn't look like fun to me
'cause Barack wants a USSA
you better buy an AK, boy
Barack wants a USSA

:kfcnig

Delta 88

11-12-2008, 03:44 PM

I was at work listening to the classic rock radio station, when "Let It Be" by the Beatles came on the air. During the chorus of "Let It Be, Let It Be, Let It Be, Let It Be, Whisper words of wisdom, Let It Be", my brain started processing "Let It Be" as "TNB". The following is the result:

When I'm watching COPS on television, Just one thought occurs to me,
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.
While I'm watching nigger beat-downs that are on the screen in front of me,
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.

TNB, TNB, TNB, ohh TNB
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.

And though the bleeding hearted people they would rather disagree,
Blinded nigger-lovers, TNB.
For though they may be brainwashed there is still a chance that they will see,
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.

TNB, TNB, TNB, TNB

And through the bongo parties, there is still a hope, that helps me be,
Ship them back in boats now, TNB.
I wake up to the sound of chimpouts, coming in from my TV,
Stupid fucking niggers, TNB.

TNB, TNB, TNB, TNB

Hemorgroids

11-12-2008, 03:51 PM

Mr. Drummond

11-12-2008, 05:32 PM

It's about time this becomes stickied!

Maleficarum

11-12-2008, 06:03 PM

It's about time this becomes stickied!

Done thumbsup

LaTrine Jakscoon

11-22-2008, 06:53 PM

Madness - Baggy Trousers

Saggy Trousers (Shitty pants remix)
Nasty nigs dont go to skoo
Dey beez breakin all da rules
Bangin hos and playing foos
Smashin up yo windows too
All da pimps in da club
Passing round the ready-rub
Trying not to think of when
Da popo will come again.

Oh what fun dey had
Boy it really turned out bad
All dey learnt at skoo
Was how to bend and break the rules
Oh what fun dey had
To YT it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To scam YT every day.

YT had enough to-day
All the niggers gone away
Gang bangin in da skoos
Every term, that is the rule
But YT now bends his cane
Whip dem black backsides again
Whip dem niggers into shape
Otherwise they rob and rape

Oh what fun dey had
Boy it really turned out bad
All dey learnt at skoo
Was how to bend and break the rules
Oh what fun dey had
To YT it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To scam YT every day.

Lots of hoes and lots of boyz
Lots of smells and lots of noise
Robbin people the park
Looting pushbikes after dark
Saggy trousers, dirty shirt
Smokin crack and eating dirt
Popo comes to break it up
To nigger college lock em up.

Oh what fun dey had
Boy it really turned out bad
All dey learnt at skoo
Was how to bend and break the rules
Oh what fun dey had
To YT it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To scam YT every day.

Saggy trousers,shitty trousers, saggy trousers
Saggy trousers,shitty trousers, saggy trousers

http://www.latrinejakscoon.com/jenkem%20junkies.jpg

Niggamortis

11-22-2008, 10:25 PM

RACE ODDITY

(sung to the tune of Space Oddity - David Bowie)

Groid Control to Uncle Tom
Groid Control to Uncle Tom
Drink your malt liquor and put your condom on

Groid Control to Uncle Tom
Pump up the volume, nig rig on
Check your zipper 'cause your hos want to hump you

This is Groid Control to Uncle Tom
You've really failed first grade
And your children want to know if you're their dad
Stop your bitching, you know welfare ain't that bad

Dis be Uncle Tom to Groid Control
I'z smokin' some mo' crack
And I'z trippin' in a super freaky way
And muh dik looks all shriveled up today

Fo' here
I'z be shittin' in a warm place
Wif muh big fat hos
Smokin' some mo' crack
I'z entitled cuz I'z Black

Now I'z humped a hundded thousan' hos
I'z feelin' kinda sick
And I'z think dere somethin' be wrong wif muh dik
I musta' broke it 'cause it ain't very thick

Groid Control to Uncle Tom
Your brain is dead, your dick's not long
Can you hear me, Uncle Tom?
Can you hear me, Uncle Tom?
Can you hear me, Uncle Tom?
Can you....

Here I'z be shittin' in a warm place
Likes a big baboon
Smoking some mo' crack
I'z entitled cuz I'z Black

Gallóglaigh

11-26-2008, 02:37 AM

INXS - Devil Inside

:wtf

here comes a sheboon
with a weave piled high
raised on welfare
dragging niglets behind
her nails are weapons sharper than knives
makes you wonder when her food stamps arrive
food stamps arrive

here comes the buck
with his pants half down
purple Adidas
like a simian clown
look at his fro
look at him chimp
makes you wonder if that nigger's a pimp

monkey inside
monkey inside
every single nigger has a monkey inside

monkey inside
monkey inside
every single nigger has a monkey inside

here come the cops
with a warrant tonight
the jiggaboos scatter when they see the lights
gonna catch some niggers
take 'em to jail
every nigger monkey better run like hell

:king

Maleficarum

11-26-2008, 10:58 AM

Gallóglaigh

11-29-2008, 12:51 AM

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Suzie Q

:nigfish

oh jiggaboo, oh jiggaboo
oh jiggaboo, nigger I hate you, jiggaboo

I hate the way you walk
I hate the way you talk
I hate the way you walk
I hate the way you talk, jiggaboo

well, say that you'll be gone
well, say that you'll be gone
well, say that you'll be gone and keep off my lawn
jiggaboo

well, stop your monkeyshines
well, stop your monkeyshines
well, stop your monkeyshines and stop your nigger-whine
jiggaboo

oh jiggaboo, oh jiggaboo
oh jiggaboo, nigger I hate you, jiggaboo

I hate the way you walk
I hate the way you talk
I hate the way you walk
I hate the way you talk, jiggaboo

oh jiggaboo, oh jiggaboo
oh jiggaboo, nigger I hate you, jiggaboo

:stare

Gallóglaigh

11-29-2008, 01:12 AM

The Bobby Fuller Four - I Fought The Law

:stick

charging up my old stun gun
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won
I needed presents, 'cause I had none
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

they stole my Chevy and I feel so bad
and my items in the trunk
well, it was the best car I've ever had
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

niggers shopping with hand guns
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

I saw those niggers rob a white nun
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

they stole my Chevy and I feel so bad
and my items in the trunk
well, it was the best car I've ever had
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the mall and the mall won

:cs

Delta 88

12-04-2008, 05:38 PM

oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi,

See him handcuffed on the squad car
On your color TV screen
Stealing all that he can get
Trying hard to be seen
She-boons to the left of him
And police to the right
A stolen gun, and a crack pipe
Nigger school tonight

'Cause it's T.N.B
It's monkey shines
T.N.B
And it's niggerwhines
T.N.B
It's a jenkem load
T.N.B
Watch them explode

They're dirty, mean and mighty unclean
Nigger wanted man
Public enemy number one
Ya numsane
So arm up your daughters n' arm up your wife
Load up your shotgun and sharpen your knife
This ain't no niggertown
They best not be coming around

'Cause it's T.N.B
It's monkey shines
T.N.B
And it's niggerwhines
T.N.B
It's a jenkem load
T.N.B
Watch them explode

T.N.B
oi, oi, oi
T.N.B
oi, oi, oi
T.N.B
oi, oi, oi
T.N.B
oi, oi, oi
T.N.T
It's monkey shines oi,
T.N.T
And it's niggerwhines oi,
T.N.T
It's a jenkem load oi,
T.N.T
Watch them explo-o-o-o-o-ode!

Justin Igger

12-12-2008, 08:56 PM

The Drifters On Broadway

"In Chimbabwe"

They say the niggers aren’t too bright in Chimpbabwe (in Chimpbabwe)
They say there's always sewage everywhere (in Chimpbabwe)
Robert Mugabe is the H.N.I.C
So the starving niggers ain’t got nuffin to eat
Cholera, AIDS and TNB (in Chimpbabwe)

They say the niggers are something else in Chimpbabwe (in Chimpbabwe)
But they’re just a bunch worthless coons (in Chimpbabwe)
Chimpbabwe ain’t got no crime
Cause Mugabe stole every last dime
And Whitey’s gone so there’s no food (in Chimpbabwe)

Ha! They say that I won't last too long in Chimpbabwe (in Chimpbabwe)
I'll shit myself inside out, they all say (in Chimpbabwe)
But oh! They're dead wrong, I know they are
'Cause I can sell mud cookies and jenkem jars
These damn niggers are black as tar in Chimpbabwe (in Chimpbabwe)

Them niggers are savage I know they are
They’ll cave in your head with a metal bar
And if your smart you’ll stay far from Chimpbabwe (from Chimpbabwe)
In Chimpbabwe (in Chimpbabwe)
You’d better run far, yeah (from Chimpbabwe)
you’ll get gang raped man (in Chimpbabwe)
They’ll burn you alive (in Chimpbabwe)
Everybody, everybody's gonna chimpout, yes (in Chimpbabwe)
All up and down Chimpbabwe (in Chimpbabwe)
Ohhhhh yeah! (in Chimpbabwe)

banjun

12-15-2008, 04:50 AM

:datsYou guys are geniuses, and I'm going to feel dumb posting this, but these lyrics are about as ambitious as I've ever gotten. I've been saving them up for just such a post:

Nigger-man, Nigger-man, does everything that a nigger can.
Steals a car any size,
Tells the cops big, fat lies*.
Look out! Here comes a Nigger-man!

Is he wrong?
Listen, bud.
He's got AIDS-infected blood.
Can his smell wake the dead?
Take a whiff of that head.
Hey there! There goes a Nigger-man.

In the still of night,
At the scene of the crime,
'Fore "The Man" arrives,
He escapes just in time.

Nigger-man, Nigger-man,
Feral neighborhood rapist-man.
"Iz dey tellin' me to quit?
Dat be ray-siss and sheeat."

To him,
YT owes him a handout,
Wherever there's a chimp-out,
You'll find a NIGGER-MAN!!!!

*With his big, fat lips.

Ok, you can do lots better. I've been carrying this around in my head for months, though, not knowing there was an actual thread where I could post such nonsense. Liven it up for me if you want.

(Can we get some dancing minstrel smilies?)

banjun

12-15-2008, 04:59 AM

:browsHow about some niggerized Christmas songs?

"White Christmas" could get pretty interesting.

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Where the white sheets glistened
And niggers listened
To hear horse hooves in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas.
With every noose that I pull tight.
Let's hang all coons, darkies or lights,
So that all our Christmases will be white.

I hope the imagery's not too violent. It is written purely in jest. (and wishful thinking)

LaTrine Jakscoon

12-15-2008, 12:09 PM

It's beginning to look a lot like Kwanzaa
Nigs everywhere you go
Take a look in the five-and-ten,
Dontrell, Jamaal and Raheem
With new grillz and silver bling aglow

It's beginning to look a lot like Kwanzaa
Lootin in ev'ry store
But the ugliest sight to see
is the nigger that will be
Panhandling at your front door

A gat that shoots an some bling to boot
Is the wish of Leroy and Antoine
Rocks of crack and even some smack
Is the hope of Shaniqua and Deshawn
YT can pay fo dis sheeet again

It's beginning to look a lot like Kwanzaa
Ev'rywhere you go
There's a riot in the Grand Hotel,
One in the park as well
Coons don't even mind the snow

It's beginning to look a lot like Kwanzaa
Soon the sirens will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the niggers robbin an lootin
Right where you at

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1d/BLACK_SANTA.JPG/250px-BLACK_SANTA.JPG

Gallóglaigh

12-15-2008, 10:19 PM

:lmao

Leroy the dopeman was a nigger rich baboon
with a glass crackpipe and a couple ho's
all the homies knew that coon
Leroy the dopeman is in the county jail they say
he was dealin' blow but the crackheads know
he was chimping out that day
there must have been some jenkem in that
bag of pot they found
for when he smoked it in his pipe
he began to chimp around
oh Leroy the dopeman
was as black as he could be
and the niglets say
he was even gay
for some down low TNB

chimpety chimp chimp
chimpety chimp chimp
watch that nigger go
chimpety chimp chimp
chimpety chimp chimp
with his nappy unwashed fro

Leroy the dopeman
knew the cops were out that day
so he said, "let's run
and we'll get a gun
before they lock my ass away."

down to the projects
with a Tec-9 in his hand
chimping everywhere
like he didn't care
like a wild bush african

he led them good all through the hood
selling crack and pot
and he only paused a moment when
the po-po fired a shot
for Leroy the dopeman
got arrested on that day
but he copped a feel and said
"keep it real - I'ze be on parole some day."

chimpety chimp chimp
chimpety chimp chimp
watch that nigger go
chimpety chimp chimp
chimpety chimp chimp
with his nappy unwashed fro

:tyrone

banjun

12-17-2008, 01:15 PM

:claprolflI love how you get every syllable without missing a beat.

How do you pronounce your name? Is that Gaelic?

Edit: I just read your messages and how to pronounce your name. Thanx.

PureIrishMan2008

12-25-2008, 02:00 PM

Madonna- Like a Virgin

You're black and and you suck
Where you came from
I don't give a fu-uck
Cause you made me feel
Yea you ma-ade me feel
Like I was gonna get shot

Like a nigger
Hey!
In prsion for the very first time!
Like a ni-i-i-ger
With your zip code
Far from mine

rebelyell

01-11-2009, 11:04 PM

Harper Valley KKK

to the tune of Harper Valley PTA by Dolly Parton

I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widow wife
Who had a teenage daughter that attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
And she said, "Mama, I've got a note here from a nigger from the 10th grade
Well the note is from a nigger that says he likes to see up my dresses high
and when his friends see my ass they start ook oooking and acting wild
Well I don’t believe that jigaboos should be treatin my little girl this way"
So she immediately made a phone call to the Harper Valley KKK

Well it happened that the KKK was gonna meet that very afternoon
And boy, were they surprised as Mrs. Johnson showed them the note from the coon
And as she addressed all the white men I can still recall the words she had to say
“I want this nigger taken care of by the Harper Valley KKK”

Well this nigger has written several times and asked my daughter for a date
and they are also always driving by my house in their loud hooptie cars really late
and can you tell me why the decent people let shit like this go on in this town
and you can’t even go to KFC without a bunch of porch monkeys hanging around

Now Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause got shot outside of Kelly’s bar again
and everybody knows that it was a carload of niggers and their kin
and they have the nerve to tell me they like my daughter’s jeans and how they fit
I want these niggers taken care of and it won’t hurt my feelings a single bit

Well it was late Saturday night and a cross burning took place up on nigger hill
And when the niggers saw this from the town they started ook ooking and acting ill
And after that event you couldn’t even hear a nigger boom box play
It seems the whites had won the battle and the niggers packed their shit and went away.

Now I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
That day my Mama got support from the Harper Valley KKK
That day my Mama got support from the Harper Valley KKK ::cnflg

Whitey Ford

01-20-2009, 08:54 PM

Behind Bars (In Cars by Gary Numan)

Here behind bars
where the niggers belong
let's lock up those doors
so the nigs can't escape
behind bars

Here behind bars
that boon got twenty years
and he ooks eeks and jeers
justice gets served up here
behind bars

here behind bars
the jigs sentence was death
soon he'll take his last breath
another groid made good
behind bars

here behind bars
groids have TNB fun
breakout the riot gun
we'll shoot every last one
behind bars

Éireannach

01-26-2009, 08:30 PM

The Niggers on the Bus

The Niggers on the Bus go
"Muh black dik"
"Muh black dik"
"Muh black dik"
The Niggers on the Bus go
"Muh black dik"
All through the Ghetto

Gallóglaigh

02-25-2009, 02:21 AM

Phil Collins - Easy Lover

:lol

nigger lover
she'll get an STD believe it
skank coalburner
before you know it she will catch herpes
she's a nigger lover
she's so loose that she won't feel it
like all the others
and I'm just tired of the TNB

she's the kind of girl you're sick of
you dream of getting rid of
she doesn't have credit
all the coons hit it
she is nasty as a sheboon
ugly as a baboon
someday she'll get it
oh she'll regret it

no you'll never change her after the pimping
get out quick cause her nigger buck is chimping
call the KKK
then you better go

nigger lover
she'll get an STD believe it
skank coalburner
before you know it she will catch herpes
she's a nigger lover
she's so loose that she won't feel it
like all the others
and I'm just tired of the TNB

you're the one that wants to hang her
hang her and defang her
she doesn't have credit
all the coons hit it
for she'll say she is a mother
mother of a nigger
someday she'll get it
oh she'll regret it

no you'll never change her after the pimping
get out quick cause her nigger buck is chimping
call the KKK
then you better go

no you'll never change her after the pimping
get out quick cause her nigger buck is chimping
call the KKK
then you better go

:nelson

Verani

03-05-2009, 09:09 PM

Song: Big girls dont cry by jersey boys

NIggers always whine

Niggers always whine
niggers always whine (they always whine)
niggers (who said they whine)

Silly groid) that nigger better shut the fuck up
(Silly groid) Hoped that it would call my bluff
(Silly groid) That nig always cried

JT Buckmaster

04-16-2009, 04:23 PM

Metallica - 'Disposable Niggers'

Niggers fill the streets I see, hungry niggers end
No one to play master now, no one to pretend
Running blind through killing streets, bred to kill us all
Result of ending slavery
I fight back `til I fall

[Chorus:]
Nigger filth, made a play
Now an empty shell
Twenty one, smoked jenkem
but it died as well
Bred to kill, not to care
Do just as Al says
Finished here, greetings death
It's yours to take away

Back to the hood
You will do what I say, when I say
Back to the hood
You will die when I say, you must die
Back to the hood
You nigger
You monkey
You ape man
[End Chorus]

Barking of machinegun fire, does nothing to me now
Sounding of the monkeyshines, get used to it somehow
More an ape, more bling you wear, human seeker trends
Niggers fill the streets I see
The slaughter never ends

[Chorus]

Why, are there niggers?
Kill, have no fear
Lie, live off lying
Hell, Hell is here

Apes were born for welfare..

Shat out by mammies, damned from birth, nothing could I say
Couldn't stop the section 8, growing day by day
Looking back I realize, nothing have I done
Left to die with only friend
Alone I clench my gun

Eramvie

04-19-2009, 07:33 PM

I love this thread! It's pure genius. We should all get Grammys.:)

Alison by Elvis Costello

*clears throat*

Oh it's so funny to be seeing you after so long, boo.
And with the way you look I understand
that you were not impressed.
But I heard you let that little chimp of mine
take off your party dress.
I'm not going to get too sentimental
like those other sticker valentines,
'cause I don't know if you are loving some baboon...
I only pray and know it isn't mine.

Alison, I know this world is killing you.
Oh, Alison, my aim is true.
If I was ugly and a sheeboon, it would kill me too.

Well I see you've got a gorilla now.
Did it leave your pretty fingers lying
in the wedding cake?

You used to hold it right in your hand and I bet nigger took that all he could take.

Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from ooking when I hear the silly things that you say.

The way that you eek and mimic nigger will get you, to fall prey eh?
Somebody better put out the big light to dull the silly things that you say...

Alison, I know this world is killing you.
Oh, Alison, my aim is true.
If I was ugly and a sheeboon, it would kill me too.

When you imitate an ape and what a big blight,
Might as well pack your bags and sail away.

YouTube - Split Enz - Six Months In A Leaky Boat

Alison, I know this world is killing you.
Dump that chimp, it's humiliating you!
Oh, Alison, look for a[I ]man /I] man whose
aim is true.

. [IMG

My first attempt...please do not be too harsh with me! -nigbongo

Elvis singing the original boring version:

YouTube - Elvis Costello - Alison

Gallóglaigh

04-28-2009, 02:00 AM

Neil Young - Needle and the Damage Done

:wddy

I caught a nigger
at my cellar door
I kill you whitey
unless yo gibs muh more
uh oh, another one

I hit Detroit and
they stole my van
I watched the niggers
kill another man
eek, ook, another one

I sing the song
because I love the Klan
I know that some
of you don't understand
Crips-Bloods
let's kick the niggers out

I've seen the niggers
and the damage done
they're a major threat to everyone
every jiggaboo's
got a knife and gun

:beware

Gallóglaigh

04-30-2009, 12:10 AM

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lookin' Out My Back Door

:na

just got home from KFC, lookin' out for chimpanzees
got to watch out, keep an eye out for coons
chicken smell is waftin', pretty soon I'm seein'

ook, ook, ook, niggers on my back porch

there's a Cadillac with gold wheels
a down-low buck in high heels
a pack of nasty nappy sheboons dancing on the lawn
jiggaboos on my block, chimping out to Tupac

ook, ook, ook, niggers on my back porch

silverbacks and jiggaboos are beating on the door
got to hope the cops will be here soon
ook ook ook
noisy shrieking niglets squealing just like piglets

ook, ook, ook, niggers on my back porch

silverbacks and jiggaboos are beating on the door
got to hope the cops will be here soon
ook ook ook
don't call me a honkey you pack of feral monkeys

ook, ook, ook, niggers on my back porch

going back to KFC, watchin' out for chimpanzees
look at all the nappy sheboons chimping out on the lawn
don't call me a honkey you pack of feral monkeys

ook, ook, ook, niggers on my back porch

:bbl

Gallóglaigh

04-30-2009, 02:35 AM

How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?

:chmp

how much is that nigger in the window?
the one who couldn't post bail
how much is that nigger in the window?
I do hope that nigger's for sale

I must harvest crops on my plantation
our cotton will have a good yield
if we have a coon, no niggerfuxation
'cause the nigger will work in the field

how much is that nigger in the window?
the one who couldn't post bail
how much is that nigger in the window?
I do hope that nigger's for sale

I read in the paper there are niggers
who victimize folks in the park
my farm needs a nigger to pick cotton
my bullwhip won't miss the mark

I don't want a racoon or a monkey
I don't want a spider that crawls
I have a whip to keep him honest
and I'll do it just for the lulz

how much is that nigger in the window?
the one who couldn't post bail
how much is that nigger in the window?
I do hope that nigger's for sale
I do hope that nigger's for sale

:lol -nigwhip

Eramvie

05-03-2009, 09:43 PM

Sorry, Men at Work...no offence.

Who can it beez knocking at my do'?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more, ho,
Can't you see that it's late at night,run outta a crack
and I'z not not feeling right.
All I wish iz to be alone;
All my kidz all fourteen of you,
don't you invade my home, go live with mammy, her aim is true!
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.
And avoid child payments
That I can't abide.

Who can it beez now?
Who can it beez now?
Who can it beez now?
Who can it beez now?

Who can it be knocking at my do'?
Crack dealer I owes to-- tip-toe across the flo'.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I likes me crack, I be a develish elf;
There be plenty wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with the childhood boons
Pound my chest, boom, boom, boom!
:dats

Is the chimp come to take me away?
Why do it follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's a chimp stood by the sea...

Oh...Who can it beez now?
Oh...Who can it, what can it...Who can it beez now?
Yeah yeah yeah

Gallóglaigh

05-17-2009, 06:39 PM

The Beach Boys - Surfin' Safari

:cross

let's start chimp outs now
everybody's learning how
come urban safari with me
(come urban safari with...)

early in the evening we'll be startin' out
some skinheads will be coming along
we're loading up our Blazer
with some eggs inside
and headin' out lookin' for Nogs

look out (urban) niggers wait and see (urban safari)
yes I'm gonna (urban) make you chimp out (urban safari) on me
watch out (urban) niggers wait and see (urban safari)
yes I'm gonna (urban) make you chimp out (urban safari) on me

let's start chimp outs now
everybody's learning how
come urban safari with me
(come urban safari with...)

at Chicago and Detroit too
the coons have crack cocaine
at Compton they're all roaming loose
we're going on safari to the projects noamsayne
so if you're coming prepare a noose

look out (urban) niggers wait and see (urban safari)
yes I'm gonna (urban) make you chimp out (urban safari) on me
watch out (urban) niggers wait and see (urban safari)
yes I'm gonna (urban) make you chimp out (urban safari) on me

let's start chimp outs now
everybody's learning how
come urban safari with me
(come urban safari with...)

they're chimpin' in the projects in New Orleans
they're chimping out in St Louie too
I tell you coons are going wild
the chimp outs happen every day
from Cleveland to Lake Havasu

look out (urban) niggers wait and see (urban safari)
yes I'm gonna (urban) make you chimp out (urban safari) on me
watch out (urban) niggers wait and see (urban safari)
yes I'm gonna (urban) make you chimp out (urban safari) on me

let's start chimp outs now
everybody's learning how
come urban safari with me
(come urban safari with...)

with me
urban safari
with me
urban safari
with me
urban safari
with me
urban safari
with me
urban safari
with me
urban safari
with me
urban safari

:point

rope_therapy

05-28-2009, 11:36 AM

Woe to you o human countries
for the devil sends the nigs to KFC
because he knows the lines are short.

Let him who have understanding reckon the price of the nigger feast.
For it is a human number.

Its price is 12 pieces for $9.99

Invades my home
its mind was blank
Now I need time to clean to get the nig stench from my house.
What did I see ?
Could I believe ?
That what I saw that night was human and not just a chimpanzee
Just what I saw
Waking from my dreams was the face of a nigger burglar staring back at me.
Cos in my street, theyre always there,
those savage apes that wreck the peace and bring cops to dispair

This Nigs on crack
its lips are wide and black
why did I have to see
this theiving refugee
I resist
and took a shot but missed
This nig should be in a jail
or some kind of cell

9 99 is the price of the nigger feast
niggers in prison should never be released.

The nig was dazed
and slightly bullet grazed
I reload and cry
"nigger reach for the sky"
In the night
I see police car lights
the victory has been won
cos i dialed 911

9 99 is the price of the nigger feast
Another coon is going to jail tonight.

This cant go on
So I inform the law
He was here to steal
Its some kind of TNB
seems the nig was drawn
by his urge to steal and pawn
the cops ignore his lies
I hope that nigger dies.

9 99 is the price of the nigger feast
9 99 the price of the 12 piece.

He'll be released
maybe return
The stench of his body
will make your nostrils burn
cos hes a nigger
The race cards force
has the power to change
the decision of the courts

Gallóglaigh

05-28-2009, 09:14 PM

Let him who have understanding reckon the price of the nigger feast.
For it is a human number.

Its price is 12 pieces for $9.99

:rofl:rofl:rofl

Gallóglaigh

05-28-2009, 09:36 PM

Depeche Mode - People Are People

:africoon

niggers aren't people
so why should it be
you and I should put up with their TNB

so we know that niggers
commit criminal deeds
robbing looting raping high on jenkem and weed
it's obvious they're monkeys
they chimp out like King Kong
and they blame it all on whitey
for the wrongs they have done

I can't understand
what makes a man
not hate africans
help me understand

help me understand

now you're ooking
and you're eeking
and you're chimping at me
I get a double dose of your TNB
your inner chimp has surfaced
and you let it run loose
I'm waiting for the Klansmen
to bring their shotguns and noose

:klan

Gallóglaigh

05-30-2009, 10:34 PM

Johnny Cash - Jackson

:kfcnig

(nigger sings)
well I got busted for reefer, policeman nearly knocked me out
gonna call Jesse Jackson, call him before I chimp out
call Jesse Jackson, they keep the brothers down
yeah call Jesse Jackson
we're gonna sue this town

(policeman sings)
well, go call Jesse Jackson, go ahead you jiggaboo
go play the race card you nigger monkey, call up ol' Al Sharpton too
yeah, call up Jackson; go unbraid your hair
nigger, I'm gonna arrest Jackson
you best prepare

(nigger sings)
when Jesse comes to this city, Whitey gonna stoop and bow (hah!)
all them women gonna get muh dik, a brother's gonna get some now
I'm callin' Jackson, you turn-a loose-a my throat
'cause I'll call up Jackson
and wear my fur pimp coat

(policeman sings)
but we'll laugh at your Jesse Jackson, and see if that nigger begs
we'll make you limp like a circus chimp
with chains on your wrists and legs
yeah, call up Jackson, you stupid ghetto coon
and we'll be waitin' for Jackson, we'll arrest that boon

(nigger sings)
well I got busted for reefer, policeman nearly knocked me out
gonna call Jesse Jackson, call him before I chimp out
I'm callin' Jackson, and that's fo real
yeah, call Jesse Jackson, gonna get appealed

well I got busted for reefer, policeman nearly knocked me out
gonna call Jesse Jackson, call him before I chimp out
I'm callin' Jackson, and that's fo real
yeah, call Jesse Jackson, gonna get appealed

:al

Éireannach

06-13-2009, 06:53 AM

Here's one I heard yesterday:

"Grand Wizard Man", sung to the tune of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath

I am Grand Wizard Man, natural born leader of the Ku Klux Klan
White sheets and pointy hats, beatin’ niggers down with baseball bats
Hang ‘em from the tree out back, burn all their weed in their cadillacs
Sit there and watch them bleed, some rope and some kerosene is all we need
Cause we are the Ku Klux Klan, roamin’ through your hood like the Taliban,
We are the Ku Klux Klan, showing all the blacks that whites are in command,
We are the Ku Klux Klan, showing all niggers that their lives are in our hands...
kkk

Taylor Hangs Nigs

06-23-2009, 02:19 AM

Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth

You take a feral beast
And put him on a noose
Watch him ,
Watch niggers heads snap
Snap...

/chorus/
Just like the nigger beast
Chimping out through the streets
They dance like orangutans,
Swaying to the symphony...
of the Jungle!

Acting like a monkey,
Its retard brain
implodes.
You try to burn its welfare check,
Before the chimp explodes
Explodes...

/chorus/

The chimps cause TNB
Ropes are lowered.
Onto those monkey necks..
A nigger hangs tall..
Tall...

/chorus/

Gallóglaigh

07-01-2009, 02:14 AM

MICHAEL JACKSON - THRILLER

:al

it's close to midnight and something stinky's lurking
in the dark
under the streetlight you catch a whiff of something
like a fart
you try to hurl but dry heaves make you stop before
you chuck it
you start to freeze as a monkey looks you right between the eyes
with his yellow eyes

'cause it's a nigger, nigger night
and no one's gonna save you from the coons
about to strike
you know it's a nigger, nigger night
you're fighting for your life against a bigger nigger
tonight

you hear a chimp out and realize there's a nigger
with a gun
you see a sheboon and wonder if that nigress
weighs a ton
they're getting brave and bold ever since the
inauguration
and all the while you hear the niggers sneakin' up
behind
it's monkey time

'cause it's a nigger, nigger night
and no one's gonna save you from the coons
about to strike
you know it's a nigger, nigger night
you're fighting for your life against a bigger nigger
tonight

wild niglets squall
as the apes shuck and jive on the avenue
there's no escapin' the power of muh dik this time
that coon's got a knife

they're gonna get you, there's niggers chimping out
on every side
they will molest you unless you pack a loaded 45
now is the time for you and I to call the Klan together
all thru the night they'll save us from the
wilding jigaboos
they'll bring a noose

'cause it's a nigger, nigger night
and no one's gonna save you from the coons
about to strike
you know it's a nigger, nigger night
you're fighting for your life against a bigger nigger
tonight

darkies crawl across the land
the monkeyshines are close at hand
negroes out in search of drugs
to niggerize ya'll's neighborhood
and whosoever shall be found
without some niggers in their town
must stand and face the ACORN goons
then put up with some wild baboons

the foulest stench is in the air
the funk of forty thousand coons
and jigaboos from near and far
are closing in to steal your car
and though you try to keep them out
the coons keep getting bigger
for every Whitey should beware
the evil of THE NIGGER

wohohoh

BadMonkeyNoBanana

07-01-2009, 02:52 AM

Tool - Aenima (real interpretation)

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
niggers

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your grape drank' and
Fret for your prison term and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your Nikes and
Fret for your baby daddy and
Fret for muh dick and
Fret for Lafaonda and
Fret for your Escalade.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
niggers

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of lootings and rapes.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cause'
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mum's gonna fix it all soon.
Mum's coming' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck Reverend Sharpton and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck afro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck Michael Jackson's,
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Coal burning actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mum please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it come down.
Come down.
Suck it down.
Flush it down.

Chris

07-01-2009, 03:59 AM

Pantera - I'm Broken
This is the best I could come up with. A tribute to pedo nigger Michael Jackson.

I will smile when jacko's in its coffin while people
laugh away, the absence of a freak.living, laughing,
Eyes awake. is this too much for niggs to take?

Too dumb for ones conclusion, the lifestyle of TNB won.
Such values niggers hold. thats how.

Look at it now. It's dead!

I always knew jacko would die, I couldn't wait till that night. waiting
To see it leave. possibly from a O.D.
every warning, a pedo nigger, who liked little boys cause he's fucked up.
Nigger lovers are too dumb for ones conclusion no fucking loss
Because I just embrace this loss. thats how

Look at it now. It's dead!

Pale Rider

07-09-2009, 11:37 PM

This post is awesome ! Those songs cracked me up , very well done !!! -cheers

Oppressor

07-10-2009, 12:54 AM

Fucking hilarious and timely! I am still laughing!!! thumbsup

MICHAEL JACKSON - THRILLER

:al

it's close to midnight and something stinky's lurking
in the dark
under the streetlight you catch a whiff of something
like a fart
you try to hurl but dry heaves make you stop before
you chuck it
you start to freeze as a monkey looks you right between the eyes
with his yellow eyes

'cause it's a nigger, nigger night
and no one's gonna save you from the coons
about to strike
you know it's a nigger, nigger night
you're fighting for your life against a bigger nigger
tonight

you hear a chimp out and realize there's a nigger
with a gun
you see a sheboon and wonder if that nigress
weighs a ton
they're getting brave and bold ever since the
inauguration
and all the while you hear the niggers sneakin' up
behind
it's monkey time

'cause it's a nigger, nigger night
and no one's gonna save you from the coons
about to strike
you know it's a nigger, nigger night
you're fighting for your life against a bigger nigger
tonight

wild niglets squall
as the apes shuck and jive on the avenue
there's no escapin' the power of muh dik this time
that coon's got a knife

they're gonna get you, there's niggers chimping out
on every side
they will molest you unless you pack a loaded 45
now is the time for you and I to call the Klan together
all thru the night they'll save us from the
wilding jigaboos
they'll bring a noose

'cause it's a nigger, nigger night
and no one's gonna save you from the coons
about to strike
you know it's a nigger, nigger night
you're fighting for your life against a bigger nigger
tonight

darkies crawl across the land
the monkeyshines are close at hand
negroes out in search of drugs
to niggerize ya'll's neighborhood
and whosoever shall be found
without some niggers in their town
must stand and face the ACORN goons
then put up with some wild baboons

the foulest stench is in the air
the funk of forty thousand coons
and jigaboos from near and far
are closing in to steal your car
and though you try to keep them out
the coons keep getting bigger
for every Whitey should beware
the evil of THE NIGGER

wohohoh

Whitey Ford

07-10-2009, 04:06 AM

Anticipation by Carly Simon- niggerfuxation

Boatloads of niggers come here everyday
and nothing seems to keep them away
and there's no way to get rid of them now
or lock them up like in the slaving days

Niggerfuxation, niggerfuxation
Is making me hate
It's keeping me hating

I'd like to lock them all up in a zoo
to ook and eek with the baboons
And a nigger just broke in last night
but I made him good during the fight

Niggerfuxation, niggerfuxation
Is making me hate
It's keeping me hating

these are the shitty days
there already here cuz these are the shitty days
these are the shitty days
these are the shitty days

Gallóglaigh

07-11-2009, 08:51 PM

Motorhead - Ace of Spades

:girl

if you don't like niggers, I tell you I'm your man
you hate them, or taze them, they're all chimps to me
they won't go away, even if you're KKK
tired of monkeyshines, but if we bide our time we'll
erase the spades
erase the spades

forget the high yellow, he's a nigger fellow
even octaroons, they're all coons to me
at the 7-11, ape eyes watching you
I'm not gonna quit, make the niggers split
erase the spades
erase the spades

you know I hate jigaboos
they all belong in zoos
but that's the way we'll do it baby
keep the apes locked up forever

and don't forget Al Roker!

call up all your friends, it's coming to an end
skinheads on the scene, and the Ku Klux Klan again
got some change and hope, it begins with a rope
no more TNB, tomorrow we'll be free
erase the spades
erase the spades

kkk

VladiusTheOne

07-11-2009, 10:29 PM

coonskin cap

07-20-2009, 03:57 AM

Handout
(Halo by Beyonce)

Remember those cities you built
Well, YT they're tumbling down
And you didn't even put up a fight
You didn't even make up a sound

I found a way to do you in
But I never really had a doubt
Standing in the line for my handout
I got your money now

It's like I've been mistakin'
Every rule of yours I'm breakin'
It's the risk that I'm takin'
I ain't never gonna shut you out

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your cloud of mace
YT, I can still see your handout
You know I'm your big disgrace

You're everything I need and more
It's been guilted all over your race
YT I can feel your handout
Pray it won't fade away

I can feel your handout handout handout
I can see your handout handout handout
I can feel your handout handout handout
I can see your handout handout handout

Troublemick

08-04-2009, 08:56 AM

I tried to read the muk duk jabber but I had a fit lol

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-04-2009, 09:53 PM

Tyrone Sawyer (Tom Sawyer-Rush)

A modern day savage
mean, mean stare
todays tyrone sawyer
nappy, nappy hair

though his mind is fried on crack
Dont hate him just because he's black
His attitude, quite shitty
Riding an escalade, blastin' fiddy
the ghetto

And what you say about his fambly
Is leeching off society
Catch the coon, catch the jig
Catch the spook, catch the nig

The world is, the world is,
tired of jungle bunnies
Maybe cuz their lips are wide

Todays tyrone sawyer
He gets high on jenkum juice
And the house he invades
it belongs to you

No, his mind is not too bright
stealing cars all day and night
Always crying racism at the drop of a hat
He knows prisons arent permanent,
But being made good is

And what you say about his fambly
Is leeching off society
Catch the coon, catch the jig
Catch the spook, catch the nig

The world is, the world is,
tired of jungle bunnies
Maybe cuz their lips are wide

Off to Nigger U
Todays tyrone sawyer
He gets high on crack
And being a spade
He gets right on to the first KFC bucket of the day

No Mo Afro

08-05-2009, 07:31 AM

that is some funny stuff where can iget the cd:thup

rope_therapy

08-07-2009, 06:12 AM

That is well done !

Troublemick

08-11-2009, 08:36 PM

Ya the cars was good lol

glitterdog

08-11-2009, 11:11 PM

HaHaHa! I think most I like the little head bobbing 'almost' to the original beat of the song! Funny!

James_Crow

08-14-2009, 06:20 AM

I heard an old drunk homeless guy that looked like Santa Claus singing this one loudly downtown at 10pm.

"How you make a nigger happy? Give him A WHOLE LOTTA CHICKEN, WHOLE LOTTA CHICKEN!!!!
How you make a nigger smile? CHICKEN CHICKEN
How make a nigger cry SMASH HIS MELLON!!"

A couple niggers heard and they did there average expression when it comes to anything that isnt watermellon, chickunz, white women, and drum beats, a confused look :dumb

Gallóglaigh

08-18-2009, 01:41 AM

The Beatles - Lady Madonna

-nigbongo

mudshark Madonna
niglets at your feet
wonder how you keep your monkeys off the street

who gives you treatments
for your STD's
while your little monkeys are in the trees

friday night the niglets steal a suitcase
sunday morning they muh dik a nun
monday's coon involved in a police chase

see how he runs

mudshark Madonna
niglet on your lap
wonders if your cootchie is a nigger trap

see how it runs

mudshark Madonna
passed out on the bed
listen to the nigger music in your head

tuesday afternoon the coons are chimping
wednesday morning riots in the slums
thursday night the oldest one is pimping

see how he runs

mudshark Madonna
niglets at your feet
wonder how you keep your monkeys off the street

:bbl

Justin Igger

08-18-2009, 01:46 AM

Hahah brilliant!!

I remember when that whore was laying with that cross dressing downlow nigger Dennis Rodman...ugh.

Gallóglaigh

08-18-2009, 02:07 AM

ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man

:think

white sheet, white hood
gonna make a couple niggers good
shotgun, ball bat
tell me where the jigaboos are at
they go runnin' just as fast as they can
'cause every coon's running from the Ku Klux Klan

lit cross, braided rope
gonna bring a little change and hope
flashlight, hound dogs
gonna run off all the golliwogs
they go runnin' just as fast as they can
'cause every coon's running from the Ku Klux Klan

you coons, take that
and I don't care if your sheboon's fat
tall boots, tight noose
lookin' for the feral jigaboos
they go runnin' just as fast as they can
'cause every coon's running from the Ku Klux Klan

kkk :lol

Oppressor

08-18-2009, 06:33 AM

Devo "Mongoloid"

Negroid he was a negroid
Smellier than you and me
Negroid he was a negroid
Like an ape swinging from a tree

Negroid he was a negroid
One baby's momma too many
Negroid he was a negroid
And none of his niglets he'd ever see

And he shot his "gat"
because he had no job
And he ate his maple bacon
and his fried chicken too

Negroid he was a negroid
His neighbors better beware
Negroid he was a negroid
Alone women should be scared

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-20-2009, 04:21 PM

Downlow-(The Kinks-Lola)

I saw it in a KFC down by the ghetto
Where you eat fried chikens and drink coca cola
C-o-l-a cola
It sat next to me and ooked out a "YO"
I asked it to move and it said "I'm on the downlow"
d--o-w-n low

Well Im not the worlds most tolerent guy
so when I saw it I wanted to break its spine
Oh my downlow d-o-w-n- low
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why it looked like a monkey and tried to walk like a man
Oh my downlow, d-o-w-n low, d-o-w-n low

Well it ate chicken legs and ooked and eeked all night
Under electric streetlight
it picked up a Kool and started to smoke
And said it said sheet man i needs a toke
Well Im not the worlds most racist guy
But I dont like a nigger that likes it in the be-hind
d-o-w-n low
downlow, d-o-w-n d-o-w-n low

I pushed it away
I walked to the door
It said DAMN and fell to the floor
I called it a nigger
and an AIDS infested whore

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
don't ever want to see a nigger thats gay
d-o-w-n low
nigs will be nigs, and nigs love tnb
probably has a mixed up mudshark waiting at home for it
d-o-w-n low

Well I left suburbs a week before
And Id never ever seen a downlow buck before
But I heard they all have AIDS
And rapin white wimmins if they can't get laid

Well Im not the worlds most nigger loving man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a white man
And not downlow
d-o-w-n low
d-o-w-n- low

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-20-2009, 09:39 PM

Mr. Augusto (Styx-Mr. Roboto)

very good shooting, mr. augusto
diz be a robry an sheet
very good shooting, mr. augusto
gibs me all dem monies

You're wondering who i am-monkey or a man
with a car stolen from japan, i am a modern monkeyman

augusto's got a secret he's hiding under the counter
his heart is human, his blood is boiling, he's tired of tnb
So if you see a coon robbing a store, don't be surprised
they need to buy some crack, and somewhere to hide
To keepe alive-just keep me alive
after today they won't be alive

They are beasts without emotions, commiting tnb
they've come to rob your store, and gets da money for free
augusto is a hero, just doing what he knows
he was just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond his control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

they were modern niggers, hiding behind masks
the coroners office will releae their true identies

very good shooting, mr augusto, very good
very good shooting, mr augusto, very good
very good shooting, mr augusto, very good
Thank you very much, mr. augusto
For blasting four coons like everybody wants to
And thank you very much, mr. augusto
For not letting them escape like they wanted to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much tnb
a nigger runs our lives, niggers ruin our lives

The time has come at last
To give niggers a blast
Now everyone can see
true nigger identity
they're baboons! baboons! baboons!

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-20-2009, 10:15 PM

Nibblin on fry chikens
Watchin white wimmins
All of those sheboons covered with sores
polishin its stolen bling
On its front porch swing
Smell dat jenkum, its extra strong

Wastin away again in niggerville
Searching for its lost sail fone
Some people claim that the white man's to blame
But I know its the niggers fault

I dont know the reason
they love the colonals seasons
Nothin to show but a shitty prison tattoo
fucked a downlow beauty
A liberian cutie
How it got here to america i haven't a clue

Wastin away again in niggerville
Searchin for its lost sail fone
Some people claim that theres a white man to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be da nigga's fault

Nigger stole a case of pop
got tazed by the cops
thrown in the back of the cruiser
But theres a rock of cocain
fried a niggers brain
only the white man's tax money lets them hang on

Wastin away again in niggerville
Searching for its lost sail fone
Some people claim that theres a white man to blame
But I know its a niggers fault
Yes and some people claim that theres a white man to blame
And I know its a niggers damen fault

Defcoon-1

08-25-2009, 05:55 AM

Dead Koonedys - "Holiday in Somalia"
Dedicated to Reverend Al Sharpton

(original lyrics here (http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/12507/))

So you've pimped your race
Forty years or so
And you think you’ve been through hell
In Jesse's car
You got pretty far
White guilt has served you well

Shake businesses down
Till you turn them brown
With your hand stretched out for dough
Chimping 'cause you know
"Peepl' uv cullah" feel cold
And the white man's got no soul

It's time to taste what you most fear
Race card will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear

It's a holiday in Somalia
This oppression is for real
It's a holiday in Somalia
And there's nothing here to steal

You're a shit-skinned coon
You shriek like a baboon
You want everyone to give you cash
Cry "racist" like a bitch
So you can get rich
Off the folks who busted their ass

Well, you'll screech louder
With a gun to your head
And a nigger cock in your butt
Service soldiers
Till you die of AIDS
Then your guts are roasted in a pot

Now you can go to the Mother Land
Now you can taste African sand
What you need, good Reverend

Is a holiday in Somalia
Where people are the prey
Need a holiday in Somalia
Where you'll suck dick or pay

Stew Pot, Stew Pot, Stew Pot, Stew Pot…

And it's a holiday in Somalia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Somalia
Where the niggers have no soul!

Stew Pot!

Oppressor

08-25-2009, 06:50 AM

Awesome work, Defcoon-1! Punk rock has been grossly underrespresented in this thread!

Defcoon-1

08-25-2009, 07:26 AM

Thanks! "Compton Calling" is next.

GibsMeDat

08-25-2009, 10:53 AM

Niggers make me fucking sick
always talk about muh dick
purple drank and melon yo
babble babble on the go

stealing robbin thieving too
nigger he be look for you
he gonna take your weekly wage
and kill you with his crazy rage

Oh what fun we had
hanging from the tallest tree
noosing the coons up
one for you and one for me
swinging in the wind
one more problem gone
lets go find some more
lets go on a coon snatching tour........

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-25-2009, 10:33 PM

Apefreaka (toto-africa)

I hear the crap music echo in the night
coons can't have some quiet conversation
nignogs in a 30 on 1 fight
The police spotlight shines on some savages
I slapped an old sheboon along the way
Hoping to knock out her weave and cause some epic lulz
she turned to me as if to say, mah poosie, gnowhatimsayin

Chorus:
Its gonna take a lot of boats to get them away from here
TNB is nothing that a hundred klansmen or more could ever cure
I bless the plagues that ravage apefreaka
Gonna take out more niggers than we ever had

The yard apes cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for white wimmins to muh dikk
I know that I must do whats right
Sure as a sawed off double barrel kicks like a mule
I seek to cure this niggerization, tired of this thing america has become

Its gonna take a lot of boats to get them away from here
TNB is nothing that a hundred klansmen or more could ever cure
I bless the plagues that ravage apefreaka
Gonna take out more niggers than we ever had

hurry coon, a boat is waiting there for you

Its gonna take a lot of boats to get them away from here
TNB is nothing that a hundred klansmen or more could ever cure
I bless the plagues that ravage apefreaka, I bless the plagues that ravage aprefreaka
I bless the plagues that ravage apefreaka, I bless the plagues that ravage aprefreaka
I bless the plagues that ravage apefreaka
Gonna take out more niggers than we ever had

WildTrout

08-25-2009, 10:43 PM

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-26-2009, 09:15 PM

With a little help from the klan (Joe Cocker-With a little help from my friends)

What would you do if niggers moved next to you
Would you pack up your house and flee
Lend me your ears and I'll tell you who to call
they'll start by hanging a rope from a tree

Oh, I get by with a little help from the klan
I make niggers good with a little help from the klan
Gonna try lynching with a little help from the klan

What do you do when sheboons are screeching at you
have you ever seen one alone
How do I feel when they move close to you
are you sad because you don't want to live in a zoo

No, I get by with a little help from the klan
I make niggers good with a little help from the klan
Gonna try lynching with a little help from the klan

Do you need jigaboos? Do you need cotton picked?
Could you buy a jigaboo? I don't need the stink

Would you believe in hate at first sight
with niggers it happens all the time
What do you see breaking into your house at night
call up the grand wizard and everything will be fine

No, I get by with a little help from the klan
I make niggers good with a little help from the klan
Gonna try lynching with a little help from the klan

Do you need jigaboos? Do you need cotton picked?
Could you buy a jigaboo? I don't need the stink

Oh, I get by with a little help from the klan
with a little help from the klan

Troublemick

09-05-2009, 09:15 AM

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
With a little help from the klan (Joe Cocker-With a little help from my friends)

What would you do if niggers moved next to you
Would you pack up your house and flee
Lend me your ears and I'll tell you who to call
they'll start by hanging a rope from a tree

Oh, I get by with a little help from the klan
I make niggers good with a little help from the klan
Gonna try lynching with a little help from the klan

What do you do when sheboons are screeching at you
have you ever seen one alone
How do I feel when they move close to you
are you sad because you don't want to live in a zoo

No, I get by with a little help from the klan
I make niggers good with a little help from the klan
Gonna try lynching with a little help from the klan

Do you need jigaboos? Do you need cotton picked?
Could you buy a jigaboo? I don't need the stink

Would you believe in hate at first sight
with niggers it happens all the time
What do you see breaking into your house at night
call up the grand wizard and everything will be fine

No, I get by with a little help from the klan
I make niggers good with a little help from the klan
Gonna try lynching with a little help from the klan

Do you need jigaboos? Do you need cotton picked?
Could you buy a jigaboo? I don't need the stink

Oh, I get by with a little help from the klan
with a little help from the klan

Defcoon-1

09-12-2009, 01:28 AM

She Boon (Shakira - "She Wolf" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOLsgwlHyhE))

SOS she's drawing flies
SOS she's drawing flies
There's a she boon drawing flies
Chimping out
Chimping out
Chimping out

A domesticated beast, that's all they oughtta be
Darling it is no joke, this is jaboonery
The coon’s awake now with paws wide open
Handouts they’re craving, they want your money

I've been enduring her TNB Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday
Not having earplugs or a noseclip or decent incentives to help me stand it
I gag when I inhale the funk that clings to the carpets and drapes in the office
So I'm gonna go somewhere cleaner and get me a new job that has no niggers at it

CHORUS
There's a she boon in the office
Smelling like a chimpanzee
There's a she boon in our office
Get it out so we can breathe

Sitting on her fat ass waiting to get her pay
Hasn’t done shit so far, she got here through AA
Negroidal creatures are so damn lazy
She lifts up her arm and the air gets hazy

To avoid the stinking coon, I've got on me a nasal radar
And the police department hotline in case she chimps out on me later
Can’t look at her jiggling boot lips or Brillo pad hair, I just want to enjoy
By having a nigger-free time and working very far from the stench of a groid

CHORUS
There's a she boon in the office
Smelling like a chimpanzee
There's a she boon in our office
Get it out so we can breathe

SOS she's drawing flies
SOS she's drawing flies
There's a she boon drawing flies
Chimping out
Chimping out
Chimping out

SOS she's drawing flies
SOS she's drawing flies
There's a she boon drawing flies
Chimping out
Chimping out
Chimping out

There's a she boon in our office
Get it out so we can breathe...

Defcoon-1

09-13-2009, 09:29 PM

Black People (Randy Newman - "Short People")

Black people got no reason
Black people got no reason
Black people got no reason
To live

They got Brillo hair
Yellow eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got shovel noses
And metal on their teeth
They wear stolen shoes
On their nasty monkey feet

Well, I don't want no Black people
Don't want no Black people
Don't want no Black people
`Round here

Black people are not the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All blacks are niggers
Until the day they die
(It's A Niggery World)

Black people got no brains in
Black people got no brains in
Black people got no brains in
Their heads

They got flappy bubble lips
That hang so low
They got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got stolen cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got chimpy voices
Goin' eek, eek, eek
They got crack rocks in their pockets
And muh dik on their minds
They're gonna rape you every time
Well, I don't want no Black people
Don't want no Black people
Don't want no Black people
'Round here

Roadking01

09-13-2009, 09:33 PM

You fucking skankers have to much time on your hands!:scare

bleach473

09-13-2009, 10:26 PM

Into the Nigger Into The Void (Black Sabbath- Into The Void)

Monkey engines burning fuel so fast
Up into Africoon's sky they blast
Through the universe the engines whine
Could it be the end of niggers and fried chicken
Back on Africa the flame of coons burns low
Everywhere is misery and woe
Pollution kills the air, the land and sea
Nigger prepares to meet his destiny
Monkey engines burning fuel so fast
Up into the Africoon sky so vast
Burning jenkum through the atmosphere
Africa remains in worry, hate and fear
With the hateful battles raging on
Niggers flying to the glowing sun
Through the empires of eternal void
Freedom from the final africide

Nigger fighters sent out to the sun
Escape from brainwashed minds and pollution.
Leave Africa to all its sin and hate
Find another continent where freedom waits.
Past in the Africoon fields of ancient void
Through the shields of darkness where they find
Raping upon a land a world unknown
Where the sons of freedom make their home

Leave the earth to Obama and his coons
Leave them to their future in the grave
Make a home where love is there to stay

Martin Looter Koon Jr

09-22-2009, 11:29 PM

Mr klansman, lynch me a coon
make it one that looks like a stinky baboon
dont give it a chance to run for cover
tell him his chimpout days are over
Klansman, I'm so pissed
White America is what I miss
Please hang your magic noose from a tree
Mr Klansman, lynch a nigger for me

Mr Klansman, light me a cross
Make the nigger understand who's the boss
Give it a last chance to ook and eek
Then blast its ass and throw it in a creek
Klansman, I'm so angry
Can't take anymore TNB
Please hang your magic noose from a tree
Mr Klansman, lynch a nigger for me

Mr Klansman, bring us some joy
watch it chimpout when you call it boy
drag a jig behind your truck
cause massive lulz when it screams muddafuck
Mr. Klansman, I'm tired of waiting
We have to end the nigger invasion
So please hang your magic noose from a tree
Mr. Klansman, lynch us, please, please, please
Mr. Klansman, lynch us a coon

Eramvie

10-04-2009, 06:18 PM

God, this thread is a scream! I suck at re-writing lyrics, but I want to give it the ol' college try, anyway.

My song re-writing attempt is of the song "Hello, Dolly" originally howled by the late Louis Armstrong.

*clears throat* ♫

I said fuck off nigger,......well, fuck off nigger
Wish dat I could put you back where you belong
You look like hell, nigger.......and you smell, nigger
Youre still chimpin'...youre still pimpin'...youre still scrimpin' along
I feel that room swayin......as the de crack in my mind's playin'
One of mah favourite rap songs from de the ol' Tapuc
So....take that sow, nigger.......find her a pipe and a condom before I puke, nigger
Nigger'll never go away again ♫

(instrumental break)

Repeat lyrics if you must

Louis "The Apeman" Armstrong Belts It Out Live!

Defcoon-1

10-10-2009, 09:43 PM

Da Smiffs - Nignog Strikes Again
(original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqZdC6qXhLI)

Shitskins, shitskins
We were only joking when we said you should be
Treated like human beings

Shitskins, shitskins
We were only joking when we gave you rights
To vote and not hang from a tree

And now I know how sheboon sows smell
Now I know how sheboon sows smell
As the fumes rose to my wrinkled nose
And my nostrils started to melt

Nignog, nignog
Nignog strikes again
And you've got no right to claim a place
In the human race

Nignog, nignog
Nignog strikes again
And you've got no right to claim a place
In the human race

Black Plague

10-11-2009, 01:39 AM

Working For The Weekend - Loverboy

YouTube - Loverboy-working for the weekend

Everyone's watching to see what the nig will do,
Everyone's looking - at the jig - ah booo,
Everyone's wondering - will it chimp out tonight,
Everyone's trying to stop a ghetto fight, ghetto fight,

Every monkey has a permanent weekend,
Every monkey wants a ghetto romance,
Every monkey's going off the deep end,
Every monkey's muh dik wants a chance, hoe

You want a piece of muh dik,
You better start to strip,
You wanna be muh hoe,
C'mon baby let's go

Everyone's looking to see if it's a jigaboo,
Everyone wants the cops to come through,
Everyone's hoping it will all work out,
Everyone wants the niggers out

Black Plague

10-11-2009, 02:08 AM

Rebel Yell - Billy Idol

YouTube - Billy Idol Rebel Yell High Quality

Last night a little nigger came dancin' to my door,
Last night a little nigger came shufflin cross my porch,
It said Cmon muhfugga I got a license to sell,
And if it expires I'll cry racist hell

I gave it a dollar and it cried "More more more"
With a ghetto yell, it cried "more more more"
The stupid porch monkey wanted "more more more"
With a ghetto yell, "More more more"

It don't like slavery, and it loves to beg,
But when i'm tired and relaxing, I don't want to see no nig, I say
Why'd Lincoln set you free, and let you live by me? hey
Why'd Lincoln set you free, and let you live by me? hey
Because

In the midnight hour, the ape cried "more more more"
I demanded "What's the money for" "whats it for for for"
It's for edumaktin niglets "Fo shore Fo shore Fo shore"
But it really wanted money for a "whore whore whore"

The ape lives in its own heaven
Loves to rob the Seven-Eleven,
Well he's out all night and collects welfare,
Just as long, just as long as it don't lose the pick in its hair

Gallóglaigh

10-11-2009, 02:13 AM

The Cure - Lovesong

:face

whenever I see jigaboos
they make me feel like leaving home again
whenever I see jigaboos
they make me feel out of control again

whenever I see jigaboos
they make me feel like I should run again
whenever I see jigaboos
they make me feel I need a gun again

to every coon today
I will always hate you
however long you stay
I will always hate you
whatever liberals say
I will always hate you
I will always hate you

whenever I see jigaboos
they make me want to make a stand again
whenever I see jigaboos
they make me want to call the Klan again

to every coon today
I will always hate you
however long you stay
I will always hate you
whatever liberals say
I will always hate you
I will always hate you

kkk

Black Plague

10-11-2009, 02:23 AM

to every coon today
I will always hate you
however long you stay
I will always hate you
whatever liberals say
I will always hate you
I will always hate you

:lmao:lmao:rofl:rofl:lol:lol

Gallóglaigh

10-11-2009, 03:08 AM

The Doors - Light My Fire

:lol

you know that we have all these coons
you know it wouldn't be a loss
if I was to say to you
give the ghetto apes a toss

come on baby light my cross
come on baby light my cross
show the jigaboos who's boss

the time of integration's through
we can't afford to pay the cost
get rid of the jigaboos
before our way of life is lost

come on baby light my cross
come on baby light my cross
show the jigaboos who's boss, yeah

the time of integration's through
we can't afford to pay the cost
get rid of the jigaboos
before our way of life is lost

come on baby light my cross
come on baby light my cross
show the jigaboos who's boss, yeah

you know that we have all these coons
you know it wouldn't be a loss
if I was to say to you
give the ghetto apes a toss

come on baby light my cross
come on baby light my cross
show the jigaboos who's boss
show the jigaboos who's boss
show the jigaboos who's boss
show the jigaboos who's boss

:cross

Éireannach

10-11-2009, 05:32 AM

Whitey Ford

10-11-2009, 05:59 AM

chimping like an ape you sow, you're typical TNB
cellulite filled thighs,who your babydaddy be?
With a weave in your hair and bad manicured nails
and a niglet nursing on your teat
You better make that cheddar or your pimp might get you beat

Her name is LaTrine and she munches KFC
Just like her brother Tyrone in the penitentiary
And when she shoplifts, she grabs everything she can
Oh LaTrine LaTrine, outran that policeman

I've seen you on the run on that cops show on T.V.
five?,out of a ten year stretch? you got off easily!
Like a first offense or a petty theft
But then I'm sure next time won't go so good.

Hey now (wow), look at that.
she really tried to run me down!
At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive
I'm glad to still be alive alive alive

I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side
I tell you something I know what you're thinking
I tell you something, I know what you're thinking

Her name is Latrine and she lives on section eight
Just like all she boons that don't have a faithful mate
And when she tricks she really gibs you all she can.
like crabs, herpe blisters and a syphillis outbreak rash
Her name is LaTrine she don't need to understand
The cops might find her looking all they can
Oh LaTrine LaTrine hear them shout across the land
From mountains in the North down to the Rio Grande

YouTube - Duran Duran - Rio (2003 Digital Remaster)

Eramvie

10-11-2009, 10:11 PM

Eramvie

10-11-2009, 10:48 PM

to the tune of David Bowie's Space Oddity

Ground control to major ape
Ground control to major ape
Pound your chest hard and give toothless grin -- you ape!
Ground control to major ape.

Ground control to major ape
Commencing countdown, engines agape
Check ignition and may chimps' fleas be with you

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one, liftoff... I beez able to count!

This is nigger to major tom
I'z really made the grade
And the papers want to know what I wear
My loose drawers hang low and my butt is bare..

This is major tom to ground control
Im stepping through the door in a most peculiar way
And mammy sez "I give you peculiar, and does stars are
gonna look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet earth is blue
And theres nothing I can do

Though Im past one hundred thousand miles
Im feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell me wife I love her very much she knows

Ground control to major tom
Your circuits dead, theres something wrong
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you....

Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the moon
Planet earth is blue
And theres nothing I can do.
Send "Space Oddity" Ringtone to your Cell

Great Potential for that song! Actually, so would Lou Reed's "Perfect Day" and Johnny Thunders' Pipeline.;

I can't finish the song I was trying to write...too tired.

http://i35.tinypic.com/105cdy1.jpg

Martin Looter Koon Jr

10-11-2009, 11:16 PM

Well they got no brains
All the sheboons and jigs
Makin all dat noise
'Cause dey got new air jordans
Well we can't lynch ya
Can't find the klan
but if dey make each other good
That's no drag

Skoos out for darrion
Skoos out forever
His heads been beat to pieces

No more crack rocks
No more glocks
No more muh dikken around the clock

Well he got made good after class
call 911 yelled the principal
And da coons ooked and eeked
it made me smile

Skoos out for darrion
Skoos out forever
his heads been beat to pieces

No more crack rocks
No more glocks
No more muh dikken around the clock

Out for sumer
Out till fall
darrion might not go back at all

Skoos out for darrion
Skoos out for da honor student
Skoos out for darrion
Skoos out for good

remowilliams2099

10-12-2009, 12:27 AM

fucking niggers

Defcoon-1

10-15-2009, 02:05 AM

Burning Down the Cross
(Talking Heads - Burning Down the House)

Watch out, white boots are moving faster.
Run, niggers -- you apes are now in danger.
I'm an ordinary guy.
Burning down the cross.

Hold tight, cause liberal guilt is over.
Hold tight, white men have joined together.
All you coons are gonna pay.
Burning down the cross.

Here's a noose around your neck: time for hangin’ from a tree.
The revolution is here.
No matter if you’re near or far, the KKK knows where you are.
Fightin' crime with fire

All wet, more gas so it can burn bright.
Hard wood, lit up like blazing sunlight.
Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees.
Burning down the cross.

It was once upon a place you raped a girl and cut her throat.
Gonna pay for your crime.
People value human life, nigger what did you expect.
Gonna be a wind chime.

This tree’s taller than ordinary.
Strung up because you hurt somebody.
Our ropes sure can sweep you off your feet.
Burning down the cross.

No visible signs of life left and you are swinging by your neck.
Hands and feet tied together.
I don't know what you expect, you raped and killed without regret.
Fighting crime with fire.

kkk

rope_therapy

11-09-2009, 09:45 AM

Gallóglaigh

11-24-2009, 11:30 PM

Cat Stevens - Peace Train

:face

now I've been happy lately
thinking about the niggers gone
and I believe they could be
segregation has begun
I've been smiling lately
dreaming about the struggle won
and I believe it could be
deportation's bound to come

for getting rid of darkies
there runs the Grease Train
Grease Train take these monkeys
come ship them home again

Grease Train sounding louder
ride on the Grease Train
ook-ah-eek-ah-ook-ah
coons on the Grease Train
Grease Train's a coon controller
all you niggers get on the Grease Train
ook-ah-eek-ah-ook-ah
this is the Grease Train

chain your spooks together
gonna lock up the niglets too
the day is getting nearer
soon there'll be no jigaboos
come and cage the niggers
let's ship them far from you
our future's getting clearer
hope it will all be true

Grease Train sounding louder
coons on the Grease Train
ook-ah-eek-ah-ook-ah
chained in the Grease Train

I've been laughing lately
thinking about them chimping out
why must we have these niggers
why can't we ship them out

for getting rid of darkies
there rides the Grease Train
Grease Train take these monkeys
just ship them home again

Grease Train sounding louder
coons on the Grease Train
ook-ah-eek-ah-ook-ah
chained in the Grease Train

-gtfo

Gallóglaigh

12-01-2009, 11:45 PM

Men Without Hats - Safety Dance

:yahoo

drop your pants if you want to
you can wear your drawers below
cause when coons wear pants
and if they wear pants
they let their monkey asses show

I say wear your pants like a negro
even if your ankles bind
and we can act like we come from Sierra Leone
and you can show off your behind
in nigger pants

drop your pants if you want to
you can wear your drawers below
cause when coons wear pants
and if they wear pants
they let their monkey asses show

I say wear your pants like a negro
even if your ankles bind
and we can act like we come from Sierra Leone
and you can show off your behind
in nigger pants

Simian!

chimp 'em out when we want to
the night is black and so are they
and they can dress like pimps
even though they're chimps
and surprise 'em with a monkey cry

I say we can act like the negroes
we can play some basketball
and you can act real cooned and totally babooned
and I can act like an animal

I say drop your pants
drop your pants
niggers out of control
drop your pants
drop your pants
muh dik any hole
drop your pants
drop your pants
everybody pull down your pants
drop your pants
drop your pants
everybody jigaboo dance

Nigger Pants

oh well the nigger pants
ah yes the nigger pants

N-I-G-G-E-R
nigger
pants

drop your pants if you want to
we've got all the monkeyshines
as long as we amuse it
never gonna lose it
make em chimp out tonight

drop your pants if you want to
you can wear your drawers below
cause when coons wear pants
and if they wear pants
they let their monkey asses show

I say drop your pants
drop your pants
niggers out of control
drop your pants
drop your pants
muh dik any hole
drop your pants
drop your pants
everybody pull down your pants
drop your pants
drop your pants
everybody jigaboo dance

oh well the nigger pants
ah yes the nigger pants

they're nigger pants

:what

haywood

12-02-2009, 12:01 AM

Martin Looter Koon Jr

12-02-2009, 01:15 PM

You may be right (I may be crazy) Billy Joel

Friday night I lynched a coon
Saturday I made good a sheboon
Sunday the NAACP came and cried the night away
I was only having fun
Wasn't hurting any humans
And we all enjoyed a nigger-free weekend for a change

I've been stranded in the ghetto zone
Hate being in Chimpcago alone
Even seen TNB in the rain
And you told me not to judge
But their skin looks like fudge
So you said maybe theyre not human after all

You may be right
I may be racist
But it just might be a niggerhater you're looking for
if you turn out the lights
you'll see gold teeth smiling
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

Remember how I found you there
nigger tried to muhdik you in a chair
I beat his ass until you smiled
You were lonely for a strong white man
I said take me as I am
'Cause you might enjoy some racist fun for a while

Now think of all the years you tried to
hide from niggers that tried to rob you
I might be as racist as they say
If I'm racist and its true
exposure to chimps will make you too
And you wouldn't want to live any other way

You may be right
I may be racist
But it just may be a niggerhater you're looking for
It's never too late to fight
dont try to change nigs
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

You may be right
I may be racist
But it just may be a niggerhater you're looking for
if you turn out the lights
you'll see gold teeth smiling
You may be wrong for all I know
You may be right
You may be wrong but you may be right

Gallóglaigh

12-03-2009, 01:23 AM

Hall & Oates - Private Eyes

-nigbongo

watching out for TNB
watching out for their shines
never know where they've been
uh oh you've got to know
what the cops overlook
the monkeys will show up to steal
but they're keeping it real
you can't escape Sha'queel

primate eyes
they're watching you
they see your every move
primate eyes
they're watching you
primate eyes
they're watching you watching you
watching you watching you

they deal in drugs they deal in ho's
when a nigger's around
things are gonna be tough
with coons you never know
if they're breaking in
or trying to go
oh my
if they're peeking inside
'cause you can't avoid the

primate eyes
they're watching you
they see your every move
primate eyes
they're watching you
primate eyes
they're watching you watching you
watching you watching you

why you try to put up with TNB
outside there's all of these chimpanzees
try not to be surprised
they will watch you
peeking with those primate eyes

:point

jtbrand1

12-04-2009, 01:53 AM

here is my spoof of the song "White Christmas" it is now called "Nigger Christmas"

lyrics by me (DjXM4n aka Jtbrand1)

niggers are never dreaming of a white chistmas , they would rather stay down low
where the nigglettes huffin the jenkem snugglin as their sheboon mommy tend to hoe
niggers are never dreaming of a white chistmas they stink like dogshit and they know
stay away from wiggers , spiggers and chiggers as they love niggers sooo

niggers are never dreaming of a white chistmas , they would rather stay down low
where the nigglettes huffin the jenkem snugglin as their sheboon mommy tend to hoe
niggers are never dreaming of a white chistmas, they stink like dogshit and they know
stay away from wiggers , spiggers and chiggers as they love niggers sooo

and steer clear of the dirty nigger hoes

http://www.chimptube.tv/uploads/player_thumbs/GizzrOZWQhzS0EoNG0AK.jpg Watch "Nigger Christmas" on Chimptube (http://www.chimptube.tv/play.php?vid=149)

Oppressor

12-05-2009, 06:11 AM

Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out

Now...
The media across the city hide the signs
But nothing hides the coons and their monkeyshines
Complicity so fine
The press will blind your eyes

We...
So tired of all the negroes in our lives
With much more angry words to say
Can come alive
Get into a car and drive
Out of this nigger hive

You Jigs, Chimpin' out
All through the night
In broad daylight
You Jigs, Chimpin' out
All through the night
In broad daylight

We...
Are human but getting killed before our time
They'll steal your T.V. and rob you blind
Don't you wonder about their kind
Chimpin' out tonight

You...
Coons act like rabid monkeys in the wild
And in a courtroom turn to me and smile
Nigger jury acquitted you at the trial
Now you'll murder me

You Jigs, Chimpin' out
All through the night
In broad daylight
You Jigs, Chimpin' out
All through the night
In broad daylight

Gallóglaigh

12-07-2009, 08:47 PM

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Peek-a-boo

:wtf

lurking in the projects
trying to steal your car
thought process defies all logic
yellow eyes behind the bars

they have their surprises
want to try them out on you
coming up behind you honkey
gonna pull a knife on you

jig-a-boo
jig-a-boo
jig-a-boo
jig-a-boo

stinking like an outhouse
stay away you porch monkeys
jenkem bottles in their hands
call the skinheads, call the Ku Klux Klan

they hide in the shadows
all you see is their smiles
ook and eek to steal and muh dik
read their names in police files

jig-a-boo
jig-a-boo

guess it figures
look at all those niggers
ghetto goblins
just look at all those coons

search lights spotting niggers
K9's looking out for more
sic em on those nigger monkeys
chain the baboons to the floor

coons sneaking out the back door
stole some TV's from the store
they also stole a couple dollars
and muh dikked the cashier

jig-a-boo
jig-a-boo

guess it figures
look at all those niggers
ghetto goblins
just look at all those coons

guess it figures
look at all those niggers
ghetto goblins
just look at all those coons

guess it figures
look at all those niggers
ghetto goblins
just look at all those coons

-nigbongo -nigbongo -nigbongo -nigbongo

Oppressor

12-08-2009, 06:41 AM

Fight for your right to party - The Beastie Boys

Kick it!

You dropped out of school to pimp your ho
You call your baby momma "bitch" and gave her twenty for a blow
You robbed two stores and shot one clerk
If your parole officer finds out he'll go berserk

You gotta fight for your right to Chimpout!

Your momma caught you smoking and she said, "No way!"
That feral nigger smokes two rocks a day
Man, being on parole is such a drag
No jailhouse sex with a downlow nigger fag (Infected!)

[repeat chorus]

Don't step into the ghetto, Whitey, you don't have a prayer
We'll stab your daughter in the back just to give you a scare
The cops busted them and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, Officer you're just racist because we're nigger boys!

[repeat chorus]

Martin Looter Koon Jr

12-08-2009, 11:24 PM

99 Luftbaloons-Nena (english version)

You and I in a car
drive through the ghetto and laugh a lot
police bust them at the break of dawn
til one by one, they were all caught
back in da crib, grease in they hair
flash of gold teeth, somethings out there
floating in a jenkum high
99 black babboons go by

99 black baboons
floating in a jenkum high
panic bells, its red alert
there's beasts here from somewhere else
the crime machine springs to life
opens up its shitcolored eye
focus on TNB
when 99 black baboons go by

99 MLK street
99 rhymin' reverends meet
to shuck, shuck, shuck and jive
call out black footsoldiers in a hurry
this is what they've waited for
this is it, niggas, this is race war
da president be in on dis shit
as 99 black baboons go by

99 gypshuns fly in da air
ride super high tech peramidz
everyone one be a fay-row
everyones a magic nigger
with orders to muhdik
steal kools and mal likka
scramblin in a jenkum high
as 99 black baboons go by

99 crimes I've seen
everyone done by a black baboon
the TNB's over and humans are standing pretty
in a white-topia that was a city
kept a crackpipe as a souvenier
just to prove jigs were here
and here is the last black baboon
i think of the misery and I make it good

German Version

Sie und I in einem Auto fahren Sie durch das Getto und lachen Sie viel überwachen Sie sprengen sie am Bruch von Dämmerung polizeilich bis eins nach dem anderen alle wurden sie verfangen zurück in der DA-Krippe, Fett innen sie Haar Blitz der Goldzähne, somethings heraus dort in ein jenkum hoch schwimmen 99 schwarze babboons gehen vorbei 99 schwarze Paviane in ein jenkum hoch schwimmen Panikglocken, sein Großalarm there' s-Tiere hier irgendwo sonst von den Verbrechenmaschinenfrühlingen zum Leben erschließen Sie sein shitcolored Auge konzentrieren Sie sich auf TNB wenn 99 schwarze Paviane vorbei gehen 99 MLK Straße 99 rhymin' Reverendstreffen um zu schälen, zu schälen, schälen Sie und jive rufen Sie schwarze footsoldiers in einer Hast aus dieses ist, was they' VE gewartet dieses ist es, niggas, dieses ist Rennenkrieg DA-Präsident ist innen auf DIS-Scheiße wie 99 schwarze Paviane vorbei gehen 99 gypshuns fliegen in einer DA-Luft Fahrtsuper Hightech- peramidz jeder man ist eine Anpassenreihe everyones ein magischer Nigger mit Aufträgen zum muhdik stehlen Sie kools und mal likka scramblin in einem jenkum hoch wie 99 schwarze Paviane vorbei gehen 99 Verbrechen I' VE gesehen jeder getan durch einen schwarzen Pavian das TNB' s vorbei und Menschen stehen recht in einem weißen-topia, das eine Stadt war hielt ein crackpipe als Andenken , Spannvorrichtungen gerade zu prüfen waren hier und ist hier der letzte schwarze Pavian ich denke an das Elend und ich bilde es gut

Martin Looter Koon Jr

12-09-2009, 12:52 AM

surrender--cheap trick

mother told me, yes she told me I'd meet groids that stink
she also told me, stay away, you'll never know when they chimpout
just the other day I heard a spook was spreading some AIDS around

sheboons aren't alright, bucks aren't alright, they seem like chimpanzees
surrender, surrender, the police have yo crib surrounded, ay, ay, ay

father says, your mothers right, she really up on nig behavior
before we married, mommy served on the chicago p.d.
now i had heard the poice recruited nigger haters for the race war
glad mommy is one of those, not some coal burning whore

sheboons aren't alright, bucks aren't alright, they seem like chimpanzees
surrender, surrender, the police have yo crib surrounded, ay, ay, ay

whatever happend to all the niggers that got arrested last year?
ev'ry time I got to thinking, I'm glad they disappeared
when I woke up, mom and dad were rolling a nigger on the floor
rolling niggers, lynching season, got my noose out

sheboons aren't alright, bucks aren't alright, they seem like chimpanzees
surrender, surrender, the police have yo crib surrounded, ay, ay, ay

go Away.
go Away.

Gallóglaigh

12-09-2009, 01:24 AM

floating in a jenkum high
99 black babboons go by

:rofl

Gallóglaigh

12-09-2009, 02:03 AM

Led Zeppelin - Dancing Days

-nigwhip

lynching days are here again
as the monkeyshinings grow
I got my rope and I got my hood
gonna make some niggers good

watch out you monkey
you nigger monkey
we'll be coming to Wal*Mart

you'll be my Toby
I'll call you Toby
that's the way the whippings start

jigaboos are everywhere
wearing baggy ghetto clothes
ship them off to anywhere
every one of them must go

watch out you monkey
you nigger monkey
we'll be coming to Wal*Mart

you'll be my Toby
I'll call you Toby
that's the way the whippings start

I told you niggers leave us alone
and don't be stealing anyone's car
I saw a nigger he was casing a home
huffing jenkem from a jar

watch out you monkey
you nigger monkey
we'll be coming to Wal*Mart

you'll be my Toby
I'll call you Toby
that's the way the whippings start

lynching days are here again
as the monkeyshinings grow
I got my rope and I got my hood
gonna make some niggers good

watch out you monkey
you nigger monkey
we'll be coming to Wal*Mart

you'll be my Toby
I'll call you Toby
that's the way the whippings start

kkk

Martin Looter Koon Jr

12-09-2009, 03:27 PM

Martin Looter Koon Jr

12-09-2009, 03:40 PM

lump-presidents of the united states of america

shitlump sat alone in front of da likka sto
had its paw out, yelling gibs me mo'
mud colored skin,just like its mamma
totally disgusted all the passing humans

shitlump, shitlump
shitlump nappyhead
shitlump, shitlump, shitlump
wish it was dead

shitlump tried to cut in line at wal-mart
chimped out and knocked over a cart
police showed up and tazed its stupid ass
heard it scream "you crakkas be ray-sast!!"

shitlump, shitlump
shitlump nappyhead
shitlump, shitlump, shitlump
wish it was dead

shitlump caught AIDS and got sick
still it tried everynight to muh-dikk
following white wimminz around the neighborhood
till the po-po caught up and made it good

shitlump, shitlump
shitlump nappyhead
shitlump, shitlump, shitlump
wish it was dead

is shitlump a nasty nig?
i think so
is shitlump a stupid jig?
i think so
is shitlump chucking spears?
i think so
is shitlump a downlow buck queer?
i think so

Gallóglaigh

12-09-2009, 08:42 PM

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

::nig

purple drank and crack cocaine
make those niggers go insane
actin' stupid but they think it's fun
I think I'll buy a scattergun

purple drank and KFC
malt liquor washes down the TNB
is that nigger on PCP
whatever it is, that coon is a porch monkey

purple drank and jenkem too
causes chimp outs with the jigaboos
they've got me calling, calling the cops
every night until the chimp outs stop

:shout

Gallóglaigh

12-11-2009, 12:58 AM

Adam Ant - Goody Two Shoes

:wddy

when the Kmarts open
all the coons go inside
they steal jewelry and makeup
but don't get on their bad side, bad side
if the alarms aren't working, get on your cell phone
tell the cops the coons are lurking
and describe their ugly skin tone

jigaboo jigaboo
jigga jigga jigaboo
jigaboo jigaboo
jigga jigga jigaboo

you don't work, don't bathe
what do you do
you don't work, don't bathe
what do you do
racist accusations follow
must be a monkey inside

those niggerfied fashions
and their baggy clothes
they wear their pants drooping, drooping
means they're on the down low, down low

when I hear you squealing
crying tears on your bling
teasing up your afro, afro
pretending that you're Don King, Don King

jigaboo jigaboo
jigga jigga jigaboo
jigaboo jigaboo
jigga jigga jigaboo

you don't work, don't bathe
what do you do
you don't work, don't bathe
what do you do
racist accusations follow
must be a monkey inside

no one's gonna tell me
they're equal to us
and if you think those things are human
you should ride on the short bus, short bus

look out or they will sell you
feces in a jar
say no and there's an epic chimp out
the monkeyshines have gone much too far

if the alarms aren't working, get on your cell phone
tell the cops the coons are lurking
and describe their ugly skin tone

you don't work, don't bathe
what do you do
you don't work, don't bathe
what do you do

racist accusations follow
must be a monkey inside

:tnb

Gallóglaigh

12-11-2009, 11:30 PM

Divinyls - I Touch Myself

:lol

I hate those coons
I want them to leave me
I'll light a cross
so the Klan will relieve me
I search the web
I read the crime stories
I live in the hills
so I have no worries

I don't want any jigaboos
when I think about them I tie a noose
oh I don't want any jigaboos
oh no, oh no, oh no

those baboons make the cops come running
on alert for their monkeyshines
when they're around I'm always packing
hollow points in the Nine

I close my eyes
I don't want to see them
I hate the folks
who decided to free them
a fool could see
just how much I despise them
those nasty porch monkeys
it's time to deport them

I don't want any jigaboos
when I think about them I tie a noose
oh I don't want any jigaboos
oh no, oh no, oh no

I hate coons
I don't want any jigaboos
and when I think about them
I tie a noose
ook ook ook ook eek

I don't want any jigaboos
when I think about them I tie a noose
oh I don't want any jigaboos
oh no, oh no, oh no

-gtfo

Gallóglaigh

12-12-2009, 12:37 AM

If it hasn't been done already, someone should rewrite AC/DC's TNT and change the name to TNB. :lol

TNB
It's monkeyshines

I did a version of that a long time ago, IIRC on the other forum.

celticwarrior

12-12-2009, 04:20 AM

um dude you,ve got to much time on your hands.

:mj

MICHEAL WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU

:rofl:rofl

Gallóglaigh

12-12-2009, 07:17 AM

um dude you,ve got to much time on your hands.

:mj

MICHEAL WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU

:rofl:rofl

That pedonigger is moonwalkin' with Dan Scratch!

:less

Soulja Boon

12-12-2009, 11:11 PM

In the tune of "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love, & Understanding" - Elvis Costello

(There's Nothing Funny 'Bout) The Nigger Population Expanding

As I walk through
This urban world
Searching for whites in the dark inner city

I ask myself
"Is our culture lost?"
Cause theres only nigs and darkies, it's a pity.

And each time I see a pregnant sow
I don't want it giving birth, noooo
There's nothing funny bout the nigger population expanding
There's nothing funny bout the nigger population expanding

And as I walked down
MLK Drive
I have to hold on to my wallet sometimes

So where are the whites?
Nigs can't be trusted
And where is the humanity?
Sweet human beings

And each time I see a pregnant sow
I don't want it giving birth, noooo
There's nothing funny bout the nigger population expanding
There's nothing funny bout the nigger population expanding

So where are the whites?
Nigs can't be trusted
And where is the humanity?
Sweet human beings

And each time I see a pregnant sow
I don't want it giving birth, noooo
There's nothing funny bout the nigger population expanding
There's nothing funny bout the nigger population expanding

Martin Looter Koon Jr

12-13-2009, 02:46 PM

More than this--Roxy Music

I see TNB all the time
while the chimpouts keep growing
stealing cars in the night
back to africa they should be going
just got of of prison
but never learning
why niggers bring destrucion
i wish the ghetto was burning

Monkey business you know its just monkey business
monkey business tell me why nigs suck
monkey business ooh their monkey business

it was fun for a while
watching monkeyshines on the news
niggers murdered every night
off to nigger u they were going
living off the gubmint
libtards never learning
why are nigers so dumb
i wish the ghetto was burning

monkey business you know its just monkey business
monkey business tell me why nigs suck
monkey business ooh their monkey business

monkey business
monkey business
they didnt do nuffins

haywood

12-13-2009, 03:37 PM

Gallóglaigh

12-15-2009, 11:37 PM

Beck - Devil's Haircut

:think

somethings wrong 'cause my dog is barking
across the street there' s a hooptie parking
jigaboos lurking at the corner market
rolling a joint and ready to spark it
niglets are screeching up in the trees
acting like little chimpanzees
they flee the police faster than rockets
yellow eyes bugging out of their sockets

found a nigger's hair weave in my yard
found a nigger's hair weave in my yard
found a nigger's hair weave in my yard
found a nigger's hair weave in my yard

the coon destroys everything it touches
but they bring them here on chartered buses
charity works like a nigger Moses
destroying our town with the jigaboos

found a nigger's hair weave in my yard
found a nigger's hair weave in my yard
found a nigger's hair weave in my yard
found a nigger's hair weave in my yard

somethings wrong 'cause my calm is fading
ghetto-goblins exasperating
jigaboos, know what I'm saying
and everywhere I look there's a nigger waiting

found a nigger's hair weave in my yard
found a nigger's hair weave in my yard
found a nigger's hair weave in my yard
found a nigger's hair weave in my yard

:bbl

Soulja Boon

12-16-2009, 03:17 AM

Sung to the tune of "Just Like Heaven" by the Cure

Just Like Klansmen

"Show me show me show me how you shoot a nig
I want to make them scream," she said
"I want to make them hurt," she said
"And throw my rope around their necks
Show me how to do it, and I promise you
I promise that I'll do away with coons
I'll do away with coons"

Putting on that clean white robe
She grabbed the cross and grabbed the rope
And dreamed of how the world would change
Without all those negroes
"Why don't they just go away?" she said
"I'd like you to know I'll do away with coons
I'll do away with coons"

Coons
Hair is nappy
Coons
Always angry
Coons
Don't know their pappies
Drowning in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the fire
You're just like the Klan!

Daylight licked him into shape
Tyrone had been asleep for days
With bubble lips to huff Jenkem
He opened up his eyes
And found himself alone alone
Alone with a robed YT
That burned a cross on his front lawn
And had enough of TNB

Coons
Hair is nappy
Coons
Always angry
Coons
You're just like Klansmen

Gallóglaigh

12-16-2009, 03:57 AM

Alice Cooper - Cold Ethyl

:lol

one thing I sniff
is cold jenkem do you want a whiff
got high last night
huffing feces by refrigerator light

jenkem jenkem
let me have another hit
jenkem jenkem
gonna fry my brain on shit

one thing, no bull
jenkem huffing is still legal
that's cool ok
you can huff your mind away

jenkem jenkem
let me have another hit
jenkem jenkem
gonna fry my brain on shit

come on, cold jenkem, get me shit faced

one thing, it's true
cold jenkem beats model glue
and everything is ok
jenkem cooks your brain away

jenkem jenkem
let me have another hit
jenkem jenkem
gonna fry my brain on shit

come here, cold jenkem
what makes you so good oooh so good
cold jenkem, cold cold jenkem
if I live 'til 94
I'll still find you
when I shut the bathroom door
cause I'm high, in space
cold jenkem gets me shit faced

wohohoh

Gallóglaigh

12-17-2009, 08:21 PM

War - Low Rider

:what

all those coons wear the low trousers
the low trousers, sign of black power

low trousers will make you walk slower
low trousers, the asscrack show-er

low trousers, belt around your knees yeah
low trousers, just some TNB yeah

low trousers don't need to shove now
low trousers for down low love

show a little crack
show a little crack
show a little crack and see
show a little crack
show a little crack
show a little crack for me

:girl

WildTrout

12-17-2009, 08:27 PM

Gallóglaigh, you truly have a gift for this thread.

:thup

Gallóglaigh

12-18-2009, 12:22 AM

REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling

:homer

I can't fight this hatred any longer
but it's against the law to let it show
what started out as anger
has grown stronger
I only wish I had a rope to let them know

I tell myself that I can't stay calm forever
I said there is no need to keep them here
'cause segregation will make it all better
no more niggerfuxation
and I know that much is clear

and even though I know this
I can't believe the sight
those wild niggers in our cities
are the source of urban blight
and I have more fury than I ever thought I might

and I can't fight this hatred anymore
I've started hoping for a racial war
round up the nigger pimps and whores
and ship them from our shores forever

and I can't fight this hatred anymore
I've started hoping for a racial war
and if I have to knock you to the floor
kick your heads a little more
niggers, I can't fight this hatred anymore

our country's been in such trouble since they freed you
you roam our streets in predatory gangs
and we always see you niggers on the crime news
'cause you invade all our places
for any victim you can find

and even though I know this
I can't believe the sight
those wild niggers in our cities
are the source of urban blight
and I have more fury than I ever thought I might

and I can't fight this hatred anymore
I've started hoping for a racial war
round up the nigger pimps and whores
and ship them from our shores forever

and I can't fight this hatred anymore
I've started hoping for a racial war
and if I have to knock you to the floor
kick your heads a little more
niggers, I can't fight this hatred anymore

-gtfo

Martin Looter Koon Jr

12-18-2009, 03:06 AM

walk like an egyptian-bangles

all the old coons in da hood
they shuck and jive and muh dik
if they run from the cops
they get taken down like dumb negroes

the crack man in the alley
shot a nig over a two dollar bet
Gold teefs (muh dik)
puffin on a menthol cigarette

apefreekan types with their jenkum pipes say
muhdik muhdik muhdik
we beez gypshuns

the blond waitress tries not to get muhdikked
a pavement ape throws her to the floor
can't resist them white wimmins
sprayed it with mace and ran out the door

all the humans so sick of tnb
they like the skinheads and the klansmen
when the race war comes
they'll be going after them gypshuns

all the niglets in da ghetto say
muhdik muhdik muhdik
we beez gypshuns

not safe for humans to walk the streets
watch your wallet
as a paw tries to gibs me dat
police cruiser
chases a stolen cadillac

human cops
ambushed in the donut shop
they return fire
and make a gypshun good

all the japanese hate the tnb
russian skins stomp a nig outside the kremlin
the chinese know
what to do with a negro

ambushing cops in the donut shop
we beez gypshuns

Martin Looter Koon Jr

12-18-2009, 03:21 AM

too much time on my hands-styx

watching the news southside looks like a zoo
got the nigtown blues
i'll never give up hope as long as i've got a rope
and a bottle of cold gas
is it any wonder i hate nigs? is it any wonder humans haven't killed them all?
well, i'm so tired of monkeyshines and all the niggerwhine
I try to escape but theres too much robbery and rape
arent all nigs criminals?
shouldn't they all be in jail?
is it any wonder we've got

too much TNB on our hands, its tearing away with our sanity
too much tnb on our hands, its hard to believe the nigger calamity
too much tnb on our hands and its not alright with me
too much tnb on our hands, too much tnb on our hands

Well, I'm a racist genius-I can solve the world's nigger problems
with one week of lynching
I have dozens of niggerhating friends and the bashing never ends
libtards shit we're not buying
it is any wonder we have a nignog president
(he's not a citizen)
shouldn't the election be null and void?
is it any wonder we've got

too much TNB on our hands, its tearing away with our sanity
too much tnb on our hands, its hard to believe the nigger calamity
too much tnb on our hands and its not alright with me
too much tnb on our hands, too much tnb on our hands

Gallóglaigh

12-18-2009, 04:00 AM

I recently got a PM from one of our fine Chimpians informing me of how much fun and LULz they had singing our songs karaoke.

That's what makes it all worthwhile. I've long dreamed of writing songs with THE MASTER himself, Weird Al Yankovic. This is about as close as I'll probably ever be.

Rock on, folks. For those about to LOL, we salute you. thumbsup

Martin Looter Koon Jr

12-18-2009, 03:31 PM

Jesse's Girl-Rick Springfield

Jesse is a plantation owner, yeah he's a good friend of mine
but lately somethings changed that aint hard to define
jesse bought a new groid and want to make it mine

and its picking cotton all day
doesnt niggerwhine, dont have to whip it
not trying to escape late, late at night

you know i wish i had jesse's groid
you know i wish i had jesse's groid
where can i buy a buck like that?

i go back to my farm, look at all my groids
a bunch of lazy coons, my whipping arm is getting sore
i wanna get rid of them all, but then i'd have to buy more

cos they're watching me with shitcolored eyes
and thinking about muhdiking my wife, i just know it
planning to escape late, late at night

jesse's groid, jesse's groid
where can i find a buck like that

i go to slave auctions all the time, looking for quality coons
have to settle for less, defective jigaboos
is this the way the South is suppose to be?

Tell me, where can I find a groid like that

wish i had jesse's groid
wish i had jesse's groid
where can i find a groid like that

White Magician

01-02-2010, 04:11 AM

Here's one sung to the tune of "White Christmas"

I'm dreaming of a Klan rally.
Just like the ones they have down south.
Where the cotton grows good, and we wear white hoods,and there's no N-double-A. C. P.

I'm dreaming of a Klan rally, with every welfare check I write.
May those food stamps come in on time.
And may all your children be White.

:dats2

SouthernPride

01-07-2010, 03:47 AM

rolflJustin Timberlake-Im bringing slavery back

Im bringing slavery back(whip)
All you niggers better sell yo crack(whip)
Us white folks so glad we dont know how to act (whip)
so turn around im gonna wip your back(whip)

Go on nigger (go pick my cotton)
better run you nigger (go pick my cotton)
Klans gettin bigger (go pick my cotton)
gonna pull the trigger (go pick my cotton)

all i got

Black Plague

01-22-2010, 02:08 AM

Chimpout Radio (sung to the tune of Mexican Radio)

YouTube- WALL OF VOODOO "Mexican Radio"

I feel a tingle.... all over
And the touch of a world that is older
I turn the switch and check the number
I leave it on, and its no wonder
I hear the bashing of the niggers
I hear the laughing at the wiggers
I hear the talking of Birdman and DJ
I understand just exactly what they say!

I'm on a nigger-free radio. I'm on a CHIMPOUT - whoah - radio

I dial it in and tune the station
They talk about the latest ape invasion
I understand just a little
Yo comprende, it's no riddle

I'm on a nigger-free radio. I'm on a CHIMPOUT, whoa-Oh, radio
I'm on a nigger-free radio. I'm on a CHIMPOUT, whoa-Oh, radio

I wish I was in Tijuana
Cuz there's no monkeys, just iguana
They take requests on the telephone
Talking about some jigaboo's nose bone
I stop and look over my shoulder
I save the show to my chimpout folder
I hear the talking of Birdman and DJ
I understand just exactly what they say!

I'm on a nigger-free radio. I'm on a CHIMPOUT whoa-Oh, radio
I'm on a nigger-free radio. I'm on a CHIMPOUT, whoa-Oh, radio

Radio radio... Radio radio... Radio radio...
I'm on a nigger-free radio. I'm on a CHIMPOUT whoa-Oh, radio
I'm on a nigger-free radio. I'm on a CHIMPOUT, whoa-Oh, radio
Radio radio... What does he say ?

Gallóglaigh

01-26-2010, 01:42 AM

In honor of the Haiti Earthquake, here it is, by special request:

WE ARE THE WORLD - NIGGERIZED

:lol

it's hand-out time
and we hear the liberals call
because an earthquake killed Haiti coons
there are niggers dying
because they can't manage their own lives
the biggest joke of all

we can't survive
supporting TNB
hope someone, somewhere will soon ship them back
we don't want those niggers
imported to our shores
and the truth you know they're just chimpanzees

we are the coons
looting and stealing
better give us lots of cash and food
or we'll start killing
if no action's taken
we're chimping out all right
everything you whiteys got
give it to me

send them your food
so they'll get fat on welfare
and blame racism on you and me
because we laugh at their fail and nappy dreads
still they extend a mooching hand

we are the coons
looting and stealing
better give us lots of cash and food
or we'll start killing
if no action's taken
we're chimping out all right
everything you whiteys got
give it to me

the quake shook them out
some fell out of their trees
now they live in cardboard huts
attracting flies and bees
well, well, well, well, let us realize
that those things are not humans
and we could just ignore every one

we are the coons
looting and stealing
better give us lots of cash and food
or we'll start killing
if no action's taken
we're chimping out all right
everything you whiteys got
give it to me

:gibs

Gallóglaigh

01-26-2010, 02:49 AM

J. Geils Band - Centerfold

-nigbongo

does it ook
does it eek
can it even speak
that nappy homeroom sheboon
always took up several seats
she had a funk like feces
and usually a stain
the memory of that negress
gives me a bad migraine
yesterday I'm looking through a porno magazine
and there's that nasty negress
on the pages in between

I almost hurled
I didn't expect a nigger girl
a sheboon is the centerfold
sheboon is the centerfold
I almost hurled
I didn't expect a nigger girl
a sheboon is the centerfold
sheboon is the centerfold

held my nose with a pinch
'cause I was gagging about her stench
with dry heaves I turned away
and tried to bleach my eyes
I was retching in my shoe
because of that nasty jigaboo
nausea came over me
when sheboons passed close by
that black nappy brillo
ass wider than a truck
to see some sheboon nudity
I started to upchuck

I almost hurled
I didn't expect a nigger girl
a sheboon is the centerfold
sheboon is the centerfold
I almost hurled
I didn't expect a nigger girl
a sheboon is the centerfold
sheboon is the centerfold

ook ook ook ook ook ook
ook ook ook ook ook ook ook ook
(x3)

now listen
it's okay, I understand
that porno wasn't for the Klan
I hope that when this bitch is gone
won't have to keep my blindfold on
steal a car, yes you will, just like the other primates
go away you nigger sow and never show your privates

a part of me has been messed up
don't think I can get it up
oh no I better grow up
oh yeah I think I gotta throw up

I almost hurled
I didn't expect a nigger girl
a sheboon is the centerfold
sheboon is the centerfold
I almost hurled
I didn't expect a nigger girl
a sheboon is the centerfold
sheboon is the centerfold

ook ook ook ook ook ook
ook ook ook ook ook ook ook ook
alright!
alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
ook ook ook ook ook ook
ook ook ook ook ook ook ook ook
(x4)

I almost hurled
I didn't expect a nigger girl
a sheboon is the centerfold
sheboon is the centerfold
I almost hurled
I didn't expect a nigger girl
a sheboon is the centerfold
sheboon is the centerfold

ook ook ook ook ook ook
ook ook ook ook ook ook ook ook

:bbl

Gallóglaigh

01-30-2010, 12:24 AM

LYNYRD SKYNYRD - Simple Man

-nigbongo -nigbongo -nigbongo -nigbongo -nigbongo

Grand Wizard told me when I was young
watch out for niggers packing guns
beware of darkies in your way
and if you do this
you'll live to see another day

don't put up with monkey shines
niggers will come and start to whine
just stand up to them and be a man
and don't forget son
you have friends in the Klan

and be a nigger hatin' man
be something those coons won't understand
be a nigger hatin' man
won't you hang some jigaboos
if you can

forget those whores who burn the coal
their bucks will kill them and get parole
those half breed niglets will be fried
for ghetto lobster, in a stew,
or in a ghetto pie

and be a nigger hatin' man
be something those coons won't understand
be a nigger hatin' man
won't you hang some jigaboos
if you can

boy don't you worry... white folks will win
we will come out on top again
when the niggers chimp out, then it's on
when the smoke clears from our land
they will all be gone

and be a nigger hatin' man
be something those coons won't understand
be a nigger hatin' man
won't you hang some jigaboos
if you can

kkk

Gallóglaigh

02-13-2010, 02:59 AM

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Run Through The Jungle

:chimp

whoa thought I heard a sheboon
screeching at her boo
chimp outs on the evening news
there's niggers on the loose

send 'em back to the jungle
send 'em back to the jungle
send 'em back to the jungle
and there's no more TNB

thought I heard a bongo
drumming in the streets
two hundred million coons are marching
gold boots on their feet

send 'em back to the jungle
send 'em back to the jungle
send 'em back to the jungle
and there's no more TNB

over in the projects
a magic nigger spoke
he knows they won't run out of jenkem
lots of crack to smoke

send 'em back to the jungle
send 'em back to the jungle
send 'em back to the jungle
and there's no more TNB

:chimp

Defcoon-1

02-13-2010, 04:12 PM

Shakira - She Boon

I did this a few pages back, but your version is great, too.

Shit on Two Legs (Queen - Death on Two Legs)

You look and smell like an ape
You break the law and you rape
Your music makes my head hurt
You've taken whitey's money
And you want more

Retarded old chimps -- dealers, killers, and pimps
With your nigger-loving cronies
Who are simps of the first division

Shit on two legs
You're driving me insane
Shit on two legs
You've never had a brain of your own

Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You're just an old shoeshine coon
Have you found a new goon to protect you?
I will correct you
'Cause now you can kiss your rights goodbye

Feel good are you satisfied?
Do you feel like suicide?
(I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good feel good?

Strut like a big business tycoon
You're just a worthless baboon
So no one gives you a damn
You're just an overgrown monkey
Let me string you up

Gorilla with AIDS
You're the king of the spades
Put your gun into your mouth please
Mister jigaboo
Were the pubes on your head
Part of the deal? (coon!)

Shit on two legs
You're driving me insane
Shit on two legs
You've never had a brain (you never did) of your own
(right from the start)

Shitskin, should be doing time
You're a howler monkey shrieking in a cesspool of crime
You'll always be unemployed
So make yourself null and void
Make yourself good
I'd feel good

Shiney

02-13-2010, 06:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCca5mPMp9A
I hear the libtards talking tonight
Carrying on some nigger loving, white guilt conversation
We're taking a 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards the biggest shithole on earth
I stopped an old man along the way,
Hoping to find some sign of civilization
He turned to me as if to say, "You missionaries have been coming here for centuries and it hasn't done a fucking thing".

CHORUS:
My liberal companions are all fucking this sheboon hooker
It's something that they all somehow convinced me to do
I caught some AIDS down in Africa
Gonna take some time to find myself some new friends

The wild niggers cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some jenkem and gibs me dat
I know that I must run for my life
As sure as piles of nigger excrement rise on the shores of Liberia
I seek to cure the libtard deep inside, frightened of this pussy that I've become

CHORUS

(Instrumental break)

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

It sure took a lot of jenkem to make me want to fuck that sheboon hooker
There's nothing that a hundred libtards or more could ever do to make this nigger infested shithole a nice place
I caught some AIDS down in Africa, I caught some AIDS down in Africa
I caught some AIDS down in Africa, I caught some AIDS down in Africa
I bless I caught some AIDS down in Africa
Gonna take some time to get to a doctor ASAP.

:potd:rofl:lmao

Shiney

02-13-2010, 06:25 PM

If it hasn't been done already, someone should rewrite AC/DC's TNT and change the name to TNB. :lol

TNB
It's monkeyshines

See them ride around in their hoopties, coloreds down main street
stupid noise they call music, blasting loudly
niggerbuck to the left of me, a sow to the right
I ain't got no gun, ain't got no knife
I better run for my life

'Cause of TNB
All through the night
TNB
But I'll win the fight
TNB
A nigger overload
TNB
Makes me wanna explode

They're dirty, they're mean, they're mighty unclean
Most likely a wanted man
Public enemy #1
To society understand
Lock up your daughter, lock up your wife
Lock 'n load dude
or run for your life
There's a nigger in town, and he likes to mess around

Muh dik and TNB
All through the night
TNB
But I'll win the fight
TNB
A nigger overload
TNB
Makes me wanna explode

-----GUITAR SOLO------

TNB
Oook eek ook eek
TNB
Oook eek ook eek
TNB
All through the night
TNB
But I'll win the fight
TNB
A nigger overload
TNB
Makes me wanna explode.

Black Plague

02-14-2010, 03:14 PM

Defcoon-1

02-14-2010, 11:50 PM

Ape (Radiohead - Creep)

When I smelled you before
Thought that I would have a stroke
You look just like feces
Your stench makes me choke
You shriek like a monkey
In a zookeeper's cage
And I'm glad that I'm human
You''re not fucking human

'Cause you're an ape
You're a nigger
What the hell are you doing here?
You don't belong here

You're so grotesque it hurts
Don't want to smell your hole
Don't want your filthy body
Don't want your filthy soul
I want to breath easy
When you're not around
You're not fucking human
I'm glad that I'm human

But you're an ape
You're a nigger
What the hell are you doing here?
You don't belong here

She's stinking up the room
She's stinking up
She's stink, stink, stink, stinking up

Whatever makes you nappy
Is nothing I want
You're not fucking human
I'm glad that I'm human

But you're an ape
You're a nigger
What the hell are you doing here?
You don't belong here

You don't belong here

Defcoon-1

02-15-2010, 01:28 AM

Baboon Rising (CCR - Bad Moon Rising)

I see the baboons arising
I see raping on the way
I see robbery and murder
I see chimpouts today

Don't go around tonight
A nig's bound to take your life
There's a baboon on the rise

I hear jigaboos a-screeching
I know the groids are coming soon
I fear human blood a-flowing
I smell the stench of apes and coons

Don't go around tonight
A nig's bound to take your life
There's a baboon on the rise
All right!

Hope you got your guns together
Hope you are quite prepared to fight
Looks like we're in for nasty weather
Shit skin and evil yellow eyes

Don't go around tonight
A nig's bound to take your life
There's a baboon on the rise

Don't go around tonight
A nig's bound to take your life
There's a baboon on the rise

NightRaider

02-17-2010, 09:45 PM

Woah Black Betty (Amber Lamps)

Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps

He's from the OC, amber lamps
thought I was OG, amber lamps
he swing dem white paws, amber lamps
knocked my head off, amber lamps

Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lambs

He busted my grill, amber lamps
my ass got killed, amber lamps
kris kringle on steroids, amber lamps
beat down this negroid, amber lamps

Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lambs
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lambs

Dat white boy leavin, amber lamps
and im here bleedin, amber lamps
havin a hard time breathin, amber lamps
cause my nose is leakin, amber lamps

Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lambs
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lambs

shioulda shined his shoes, amber lamps
got my teef knocked loose, amber lamps
next time ill cower, amber lamps
cause i fear white power, amber lamps

Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lambs
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lamps
Woah Black Betty, call da amber lambs

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2758/firstiwaslike.jpg

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5986/amotherfuckeriam.jpg

Defcoon-1

02-26-2010, 03:21 AM

Abba - Dancing Coon

You can shuck, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that groid, watch that boon, dig in the Dancing Coon

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, pussy getting slick
You come in to look for a dick
Find a monkey and drain his sack
Night is young and you're high on crack
With your boot lips a-pucker, you're on the attack
You're in the mood for a fuck
And when you find a buck...

You are the Dancing Coon, skin like poo, only twenty-two
Dancing Coon, smell the stink from the jigaboo
You can shuck, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that groid, watch that boon, dig in the Dancing Coon

You're a nigger, you spread the clap
Leave them burning just like a slap
Looking out for a hard-on, any one will do
You're in the mood for a fuck
And when you find a buck...

You are the Dancing Coon, skin like poo, only twenty-two
Dancing Coon, smell the stink from the jigaboo
You can dance, you coon

Shiney

02-26-2010, 04:16 AM

Piano Man-Billy Joel

Jiggaboo.

Its 11 PM on a Saturday
A bunch of niggers start to shuffle in
There's a jiggaboo sitting next to me
Making love to anything he can

He says "yo dawg wabba goo bix nood."
As he vacantly scratches his nose
He smells like shit
On a barbecue pit
And refuses to properly wear clothes.

La diddy da liddy da, la diddy la de da

Get a job you stupid jiggaboo
You good for nothing nigger chimpanzee
We're not in the mood for your monkeyshines
Get away and leave me be

Now Jaquan at the bar is a jiggaboo
And he's stupid as can be
He's out for down low cock
Or maybe a crack rock
A typical chimpanzee

He said "muh dik is killin' me"
"I dun gut da AIDS"
"I coulda been a movie star"
"It beez YT's fault anyways."

La diddy da liddy da, la diddy la de da

Now Lamar is real waste of space
Who was too lazy to get a life
And he's talking to Shamarr
Who is up at the bar
About to serve 25 to life.

And the waitress is an obese sow
And everyone looks pretty stoned
There sharing a drink they call uselessness
I wish I had just stayed home

Get a job you stupid jiggaboo
You good for nothing nigger chimpanzee
We're not in the mood for your monkeyshines
Get away and leave me be

Its a pretty dangerous crowd, and its Saturday
As the bouncers try to control the TNB
And I laugh as they toss out
after a chimp out
A nigger, they threw him far

And the dance floor feels like circus
Or maybe even perhaps a zoo
They're flinging poo
And ooking and eeking too
What in the hell am I doing here?!

La diddy da liddy da, la diddy la de da

Get a job you stupid jiggaboo
You good for nothing nigger chimpanzee
We're not in the mood for your monkeyshines
Get away and leave me be

Gallóglaigh

03-03-2010, 02:36 AM

John Mellencamp - Hurt So Good

:wddy

since I am a white boy
I've noticed all those negro ways
now that I'm a racist, such a racist
I want to join the KKK
tired of jigaboos
tired of jigaboos
when I see 'em I tie a noose, baby
don't set them loose
come on and make them

make 'em good
all those niggers, got to make them good
sometimes coons don't act like they should
you got to make 'em good

don't have to get so excited
just tryin' to make you nigger monkeys run, yeah
you coons are never invited
but you show up with a knife or gun
hey jigaboo
come on nigger it's you
on your knees and shine my shoes, Toby
let's see how good you do
come on and make them

make 'em good
all those niggers, got to make them good
sometimes coons don't act like they should
you got to make 'em good

better stop all your drug deals
or I'll string you up myself
best not see any gold wheels
maybe we could light a cross all night long
light a cross all night long

make 'em good
all those niggers, got to make them good
sometimes coons don't act like they should
you got to make 'em good

make 'em good
all those niggers, got to make them good
sometimes coons don't act like they should
you got to make 'em good

kkk

Shiney

03-05-2010, 03:56 AM

Twisted Sister-We're Not Gonna Take It!

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

We're all about to lose it
Welfare you always abuse it
You are not right, you're in the wrong

The south'll rise again I swear it
No longer just grin and bear it
This is our country, you don't belong

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

You're the main reason the democrats are always spending
Your gall is never ending
We don't want anything to do with you

Your life is usually probated
Police confiscated
You smell like shit, you smell like poo

Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
We're white
YEAH!!
Were free
YEAH!!
We'll fight back
YEAH!!
You'll see

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

NO WAY!!!

-------awesome guitar solo--------

Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
We're white
YEAH!!
Were free
YEAH!!
We'll fight back
YEAH!!
You'll see

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

JUST YOU TRY AND MAKE US!!

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it anymore

:rock

Gallóglaigh

04-02-2010, 02:19 AM

Toto - Africa

:chuck

I hear the shots ringing out tonight
then thumping bass coming from some nigger's Escalade
the news reports a ghetto fight
the jigaboos robbed Chuck E Cheese while all their niglets played
I met a Klansman here today
hoping he'd tell me what to do about these wild darkies
somehow I knew what he'd say: "chain 'em up and put them on the ships!"

it's gonna take a lot to get rid of jigaboos
that's something that a million iron chains would have to do
let's send the coons back to Africa
gonna take some time fix the damage they have done

they robbed a KFC tonight
they stole the gravy and a bucket of some extra crispy
I know they must have been a sight
looking like a group of stupid cracked out chimpanzees
I seek to get rid of the coons, angered by the things that they have done

it's gonna take a lot to get rid of jigaboos
that's something that a million iron chains would have to do
let's send the coons back to Africa
gonna take some time fix the damage they have done

chain 'em up and put them on the ships

it's gonna take a lot to get rid of jigaboos
that's something that a million iron chains would have to do
let's send the coons back to Africa
gonna take some time fix the damage they have done

:africoon

Eramvie

04-25-2010, 12:13 AM

Lord Forgive me for this, I don't what has got into me, apart from the copious amount of beer that I've managed to guzzle, that is. :)

Song contains bad language -- NSFW.

*clears throat*

The North Atlantic Squadron

There was a nigger ho from long ago whose **** spread from wall to wall
but all she got was sweet fuck all from the North Atlantic Squadron

CHORUS:

Away, away with fife & drum, here we come, full of rum
avoiding dem sows dat peddle their bums, in the North Atlantic Squadron

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
he tried to screw a .22 & someone pulled the trigger

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
he stuffed his ass with fibreglass & circumcised a nigger

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
he stuffed his bum with bubblegum & vulcanized a nigger

The surgeon said the sows were clean, the son of a bitch was off his beam
the end of my prick is turning green, in the North Atlantic Squadron

So some sheboon from Cote St Coon, she spread her legs from moon to moon
but all she got was a 2 by 4,what a loon, from the North Atlantic Squadron

The nigger women they are the pits, they have no box, they have no tits
they whack you off with their furry mitts, in the North Atlantic Squadron

The black assed sows they are no catch, all they do is pick & scratch
and pull the crabs out of their snatch, in the North Atlantic Squadron

There was a girl from Ethiopio-ee, who spread her legs from tree to tree
all she got was some VD, from the North Atlantic Squadron

There was a sow from Haiti, who came to New York very shy
the 400 men gave her a fuck, now for 2 clams she'll service any buck

In days of old when bucks were bold and condoms weren't invented
they wrapped their socks around their cocks & niglets were prevented

In days of old when bucks were bold 'n' sows weren't too particular
they lined them all against the wall & fucked them perpendicular

The pilot's name was Lester, he was a hymen tester
Through sheboons thick he shoved his prick & left it there to fester

We've flown the seas & oceans too, and fucked nig nogs of every hue
our dongs and balls are black & blue, we're the North Atlantic Squadron!

http://i42.tinypic.com/2enna6q.jpg

Jiminy Moon Cricket

04-29-2010, 11:19 PM

Shake A Chickenbone - AC/DC

Filthy jigaboo on the street on the street
Fuckin' everything with his muh dikk with his muh dikk
Always fightin' with the law
Don't fight always smokes crack at night
And shake a chickenbone
Shake a chickenbone
Shake a chickenbone
Shake it again muguffa!

Keepin' outta trouble with glocs in the back of his hoopty
Fuckin' up n1ggaz in the class and they tell me I'm a damn disgrace
They tell me what they think but they stink and I really don't care (don't need to change that :lol)
Got a mind of my own move on get outta my nappy hair
Shake a chickenbone shake your head
Shake a chickenbone fuck yo mamma
Shake a chickenbone get stuck in KFC
Shake a chickenbone shake a chickenbone

Magazines wet dreams white wiminz on machine's fo' me
Big muh dikks fly flicks tricky dick's are my chemistry
Fuckin' up a da white wimminz, nomasayin?
So stop your niggin' and drop your pants for me
Shake a chickenbone shake your head
Shake a chickenbone fuck yo mamma
Shake a chickenbone get stuck in KFC
Shake a chickenbone shake a chickenbone
Shake it

IDLE jigaboo in da hood in da hood
Fuckin' everything with his muh dikk with his muh dikk
Fuckin' up n1ggaz all day long
Spittin' and bitin' and kickin' and fightin' for more
Shake a chickenbone shake your nappy head
Shake a chickenbone fuck the dead
Shake a chickenbone get stuck in da white wiminz
Shake a chickenbone run from da po po
Shake a chickenbone shake your nappy head
Shake a chickenbone fuck the dead
Shake a chickenbone get stuck in mo white wiminz
Shake a chickenbone
Shake a chickenbone

Shake it, beeyotch!

Jiminy Moon Cricket

04-29-2010, 11:27 PM

Somalian Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin

Sheet!, sheet!,
We come from the land of 40s and muh dikk,
From the scorching sun where the sistaz blow.
Affirmative action will drive our barges to new land,
To take YT's job, rape and complain, Sheeit muhfugga, I am coming!

On we complain with threshing lips, Our only goal will be the United States.

We come from the land of 40s and muh dikk,
From the scorching sun where the sistaz blow.
How soft yo YT wiminz are, can muh dikk them all night long,
Of how we took YT's job. We are young niggerz.

On we complain with threshing lips, Our only goal will be the United States.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild after we ruin your city,
For you have many libtards and you're losing.

Gallóglaigh

05-06-2010, 09:52 PM

Billy Joel - It's Still Rock & Roll To Me

:darwin

what's the matter with the coons I'm seeing?
can't you tell that their butts' too wide?
maybe I should take away their chicken
and anything else that's fried
whatcha gonna do when they call you a honkey?
tell the jigaboo he's a down low monkey
everybody's talkin' 'bout the new coons funny
but it's still TNB to me

what's the matter with the cars they're driving?
can't you tell that they're out of tune?
should they get an Obama rebate?
Toyota Prius driven by a coon?
every jigaboo needs to act like he's mental
cruising 'round in an '82 Continental
rusted up, beat up, nigger cars are fucked up
it's still TNB to me

oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
'cause every nigger is the same
there's a new gang in town
better not stick around, no matter if they're acting tame
your neighborhood won't be the same

how about an oversized sports jersey
and a low hanging pair of pants?
you could really be a wigger baby
if you just give it half a chance
don't waste your money emulating niggers
the next time they see you they will pull their triggers
chimp out, act out, kick the jigaboos out
it's still TNB to me

what's the matter with the sight I'm seeing?
don't you know that they don't belong?
shouldn't we deport these monkeys?
all the liberals will say it's wrong
don't you know about the new type of homeys?
paws out begging for your food and your moneys
but they're still rude, soul food, Bix Nood, jiggaboo'd
it's still TNB to me

everybody's talkin' 'bout the new coons funny
but it's still TNB to me

:dyno

WildTrout

05-06-2010, 09:59 PM

Gallóglaigh, you Sir have a real talent for this!

thumbsup

Gallóglaigh

05-07-2010, 01:16 AM

Gallóglaigh, you Sir have a real talent for this!

thumbsup

I write the songs that make the whole world CHIMP!

:rock

Gallóglaigh

05-07-2010, 01:40 AM

The Beatles - Across The Universe

:dance

coons are chimping out
like apes who found a golden cup
they bix nood while they pass
hear them screech across the parking lot

much like monkeys, more like apes
they show off their behinds
revolting and annoying me

ooga booga eeka OOK

nothing's gonna change the coons
nothing's gonna change the coons

massive sheboon pants too tight
won't someone give me
clorox for my eyes
I see them jiggle on across the parking lot

bucks arriving
like baboons who found a recent kill
they fight and babble
as they make their way across the parking lot

ooga booga eeka OOK

nothing's gonna change the coons
nothing's gonna change the coons

parking at a Chuck E Cheese
I see a pack of chimpanzees
casing and debasing me
all their niglets running wild
the things surround me
and they're holding guns
all of this is going on
across the parking lot

ooga booga eeka OOK

nothing's gonna change the coons
nothing's gonna change the coons

ooga booga eeka OOK
ooga booga eeka OOK

:ape

Whitey Ford

05-16-2010, 03:04 AM

Well, their ookin' and their eekin'
In the ghetto streets
She sells poosie for a fee
I don't know why niggers want it
But they want it real bad
And it will give them STDs

Apes want her fat boon beaver
Fat boon beaver

The first time that I saw it
You know it made me sick
It was a fat boon turning tricks
I went and called the police
and they took her to jail
but the fat boon posted bail

Apes want her fat boon beaver
Fat boon beaver

It's really disgusting
They have no shame
That shit is deranged
Apes want that poosie til it makes them insane
All the niggers are cryin'cryin'
To get her in bed

She drives the niggers wild with
Her nasty poosie
She gonna conceive a niglet
They know she's gonna ho
When dat boon's welfare runs out
She ain't gonna do it for free

Apes want her fat boon beaver
Fat boon beaver

:cff

Jojo NigNo

05-23-2010, 04:56 AM

Nigger Struck

(to the tune of AC/DC's Thunder Struck)

YouTube- Thunderstruck - AC/DC(lyrics)

NI-GGER! (REPEAT X 1O)

I WAS CAUGHT, IN THE MIDDLE OF A NIGGER FUXATED HOOD
(NI-GGER!)
I LOOKED ROUND, AND ALL I HEARD WAS BIX-NOOD!!!
(NI-GGER!)
MY HEART RACED, AND MY MIND STARTED TICKING
(NI-GGER!)
AND I KNEW, I'D SURVIVE, IF I GAVE 'EM MY CHICKEN
(NI-GGER!)

HAND THEM THE WINGS
HAND THEM THE BREASTS
THE NIGGERS SAID "GIBS"
AND TORE THE CHICKEN APART

THEY SAID...GIBS ME DAT!!

I WALKED THROUGH THEIR HOOD, PASSED OUT THE CHICKEN
I GAVE THEM IT ALL
WENT TO THE SHEBOONS, YEAH TO THE SHEBOONS, AND THEY
ATE IT ALL

THEY FOUGHT OVER CHICKEN, DRUMSTICKS AND THIGHS
WATCHED THEM DOWN BREW, MALT LIQUOR TOO
CORNBREAD AND YAMS

AND THEY WERE ALL COVERED IN THE GREASE
ASKING FOR MORE, NOT SAYING "PLEASE"

YEAH THE LADIES WANTED KOOL-AID

YOU'VE BEEN...NIGGER-STRUCK!!! NIGGER STRUCK!!
YEAH, YEAH, NIGGER STRUCK!!!

OH, NIGGER STRUCK.....YEAH

NOW THEY'RE STILL COVERED IN THE GREASE
ASKING FOR CHICKEN, NOT SAYING PLEASE

(BIX-NOOD BONGO SOLO)

Shiney

05-25-2010, 08:04 PM

Metallica-Seek And Destroy

We're scanning the scene for a crime tonight
We're ooking and eeking, gonna be a gunfight
There's an evil entity in our tiny brains
But its nothing new, we drive humans insane

Ruining, we're always whining
You will pay gibs muh dat, one thousand debts
Ruining, We're always whining
You will pay gibs muh dat, one thousand debts

Niggers......they always destroy
Niggers......they always destroy
Niggers......they always destroy
Niggers......they always destroy

We are all apes, that's for sure
The humans are fed up, they won't take no more
Say goodbye to the gibs muh dat and chimpin'
You've always been taking, now you're givin'

Ruining, we're always whining
You will pay gibs muh dat, one thousand debts
Ruining, We're always whining
You will pay gibs muh dat, one thousand debts

Niggers......they always destroy
Niggers......they always destroy
Niggers......they always destroy
Niggers......they always destroy

Our tiny brains are on fire with the feeling to kill
And it will not go away until our urge is fulfilled
There is only one thing on our minds (muh dik)
Don't try running away, 'cause your the one we'll find.

Ruining, we're always whining
You will pay gibs muh dat, one thousand debts
Ruining, We're always whining
You will pay gibs muh dat, one thousand debts

Niggers......they always destroy
Niggers......they always destroy
Niggers......they always destroy
Niggers......they always destroy!

GibsMeDat

06-03-2010, 11:08 PM

anyone catch Paul McCoontney in the white house singing his version of Michelle to the first chimp?

He should have sung this...

Michelle, you smell,

stinking monkey has come straight from hell, my michelle,

I hate you I hate you I hate you,

you fucking ape,

Soulja Boon

07-07-2010, 05:52 PM

"Cruel To Their Kind" (Sung in the tune of "Cruel to Be Kind" by Nick Lowe)

YouTube- NICK LOWE - CRUEL TO BE KIND - HQ Best Version. New Audio.

Well I can’t take another yard ape
Though you say they’re the same, I think you’re insane
You say the coons are civilized
But that don’t coincide with the things that they do
And when you ask me to explain, I say

You gotta be cruel to their kind
Those things are not human
Cruel to their kind
They should be in the jungle swinging on vines
Cruel to their kind
Means that you hate coons, baby
You gotta be cruel
You gotta be cruel to their kind

Well I do my best to understand nigs
They have no souls inside, big lips and yellow eyes
They smell like dog turds on the ground
I wanna ship them back now, again and again
And when you ask me to explain, I say

You gotta be cruel to their kind
Those things are not human
Cruel to their kind
They should be in the jungle swinging on vines
Cruel to their kind
Means that you hate coons, baby
You gotta be cruel
You gotta be cruel to their kind

Coo-ooh-ooh-ooooh-oooooh-ooons!

Well I do my best to understand nigs
They have no souls inside, big lips and yellow eyes
There’s like turds scattered on the ground
I wanna ship them back now, again and again
And when you ask me to explain, I say

You gotta be cruel to their kind
Those things are not human
Cruel to their kind
They should be in the jungle swinging on vines
Cruel to their kind
Means that you hate coons, baby
You gotta be cruel
You gotta be cruel to their kind

Soulja Boon

07-07-2010, 06:10 PM

"New Rope" (Sung in the tune of "New Rose" by the Damned)

YouTube- Damned - New Rose

Is she really going out with THAT?

She’s got a nigger inside her bed
It’s kind of strange, what’s inside her head?
She don’t know why, she don’t know why
When she wakes up he’ll be dead

I gotta new robe, I got a hood
Gonna burn a cross that’s made out of wood
I can’t stop to mess around
I got a brand new rope in town

See the cross, see the cross it shines
Don’t get too close or it’ll burn your hide
Don’t you run away that way
Or you’ll get lynched by the KKK

I gotta new robe, I got a hood
Gonna burn a cross that’s made out of wood
I can’t stop to mess around
I got a brand new rope in town

He never thought this could happen to him
Tie a rope on a tree limb
Burn a cross under the moon
When we’re done there’ll be one less coon

She’s got a nigger inside her bed
It’s kind of strange, what’s inside her head?
She don’t know why, she don’t know why
When she wakes up he’ll be dead

I gotta new robe, I got a hood
Gonna burn a cross that’s made out of wood
I can’t stop to mess around
I got a brand new rope in town

Gallóglaigh

07-11-2010, 05:18 AM

Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

:girl

busted for killing her niglet
and frying his head in a pan
posted pics up on MySpace
and tried to blame it all on The Man
oh no

she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her
oh she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her

she hired a jigaboo lawyer
see him chimp out on TV
he wanted bail dropped to ten dollars
Court said "are you kidding me?"
good luck

she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her
oh she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her

oh no...
oh no...
oh no...
oh no...

she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her
oh she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her

who is to blame for these monkeys
no admission from anyone
dealin' in niggerfuxation
they're a menace to everyone
oh no

she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her
oh she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her

out in the hood...
out in the hood...
out in the projects...
it's the dark side of town...

she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her
oh she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her

lurking in the daytime
robbing in the night ...

she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her
oh she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her

:lawdy

Eramvie

07-18-2010, 01:14 AM

One Bad Apple/One Foul Nigger ♪♪

© The Jackscoon Five

One foul nigger do spoil the whole bunch, yo!
Oooh, give it one more try before yo give up on love, yo ho!
One foul nigger do spoil the whole bunch, yo!
I don' care what dey sayz, gibs me bucks so I can gits mo blow! ♫

Sorry I didn't finish the song...I'll try to get back to it tomoooh-ro! *hic!*

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6392/mikew.jpg

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-05-2010, 02:13 PM

Dont put them in white schools
because they belong in zoos
they dont need books
because they don't know how to read

who needs an education
dat be actin' white
they too busy stealin'
and dreamin' of white wimmins

turn on the first 48
see that tnb
hollywoods too full of libtards
kissing nigger ass

coons only sicken me
dont want to play bakketball
i wont go to the ghetto
and get jacked by a jig

im a niggerhater
not a wigger faker
doing things the white way
and never giving up

im a nigger hater
not a wigger faker
i dont have the patience
for tnb

i picked up a baseball bat
saw the fear in their shitcolored eyes
i will start swinging
and they will all die

you wanted equal rights
hows this for equal rights
thats right

i'm shaving off my hair
im moving down south
im going to be a skinhead
and niggers will all run from me

they can't work jobs
ignorant stinky slobs
in and out of prison
rioting in mobs

marrying a coalburning bitch
having 15 keeds
living off the wellfare checks
and buying thousand dollar rims

im a niggerhater
not a wigger faker
doing things the white way
and never giving up

im a nigger hater
not a wigger faker
i dont have the patience
for tnb

up and coming rap star
got shot in the neck
he bees a good boy
raping white wimmins for sex

im studying their ways
trying to understand
i hear the ooks and eeeks
is it a gorilla or a man

niggers are a mystery
as anyone can see
why anyone would want to be one
is really lost on me

when it was slavery time
everything was fine
now we have affirmative action
and rampant nigger crime

im a niggerhater
not a wigger faker
doing things the white way
and never giving up

im a nigger hater
not a wigger faker
i dont have the patience
for tnb

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-18-2010, 11:38 PM

guess thats why they call them niggers (guess thats why they call it the blues-Elton John)

Can't wish them away
seems like they've been chimping out forever
between you and me i could honestly say
the world would be better without niggers
and while they're locked away
humans are safe on the outside
but it wont be long
before you and me run
from a pack of coons and hide

and i guess that's why they call them niggers
time spent in prison could be time spent killing yt
dumber than children, fried chicken lovers
muh dikking white wimmens
under the covers
and I guess that's why they call them niggers

gypshuns fly into space
picture their necks in a noose
rioting without hesitation
and never forget they are not human
arm yourself girl
carry mace at night if it helps
but more than ever I simply hate niggers
more than I hate anything else

and I guess that why they call them niggers
time spent in prison could be time spent killing yt
dumber than children, fried chicken lovers
muh dikking white wimmens
under the covers
and I guess that's why they call them niggers

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-18-2010, 11:49 PM

Tyrenzo (ABBA-Fernando)

can you hear the police sirens tyrenzo?
I remember long ago another stupid nig like you
in the police spotlight tyrenzo
you were shufflin' and jivin' and muh dikkin'
I could hear the distant police cars
heading to the ghetto from afar

the police were closer now tyrenzo
you were already saying mahn I didn do nuffins
you were so afraid tyrenzo
you were a young buck and ready to be made good
and I'm not ashamed to say
the roar of police guns would make me laugh till I cried

there was something in the jenkum that night
your bling was shining bright tyrenzo
the police were looking for you and your homies
no more liberty, tyrenzo

you never thought you would loose
da po po be ray-cist
if I had to call 911 again
I would , dumb nig, tyrenzo

now you're doing life at nig u tyrenzo
and many years since you've had a gat in your paw
do you still dream of white wimmins tyrenzo?
do you still reall that night you tried to rob a human?
I can see it in your shitcolored eyes
how you thought you could stick it to da man

there was something in the jenkum that night
your bling was shining bright tyrenzo
the police were looking for you and your homies
no more liberty, tyrenzo

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-19-2010, 12:15 AM

niggerman (Jokerman-Bob Dylan)

standing on da corner, hand in your pants
while your shitcolored eyes are bloodshot
slave ships sailing to apefreeka
you were born with a crackpipe in both of your paws while yo' mammy was eatin' chikens
wail-fare check just around the corner for you
but you'll smoke it up, what good will it do

niggerman shufflin down the middle of the street
jenkum high by the light of the moon
oh, oh, oh niggerman

so swiftly the libtards destroyed the county
you wake up at noon and say gibs me dat
white guilt libs cant give you enough handouts
the nations future, so full of dread, you just say fuck dat
why you be judgin me on da colar of muh skin
soon we'll see the chimp hiding within

niggerman shufflin down the middle of the street
jenkum high by the light of the moon
oh, oh, oh niggerman

you're a pavement ape of da ghetto, you shuck and jive
trying to muhdikk da white wimmins, you're a rapist
You're going to detroit and philly
what do you care? you'll just muhdik your sister
dem yt's be racist, keepin you down
youze an up and coming rapper, youze a star afleet

niggerman shufflin down the middle of the street
jenkum high by the light of the moon
oh, oh, oh niggerman

well, jesse and al
and other jungle bunnies are your only teachers
in the crack smoke you dream of white poosie
Gypshuns indeed building dem peer-midz
magic machines, flying in space
got to shuffle out the section 8 door and go to a dog fight

niggerman shufflin down the middle of the street
jenkum high by the light of the moon
oh, oh, oh niggerman

well, the police sniper gots the crosshairs on you
rhymin' reverend crying bout racism, to who is uncertain
nightsticks and water cannons, tear gas, handcuffs
use to keep you in line
bleeding heart politicians dont care when humans are dying
only a matter of time til a nig nog breaks in

niggerman shufflin down the middle of the street
jenkum high by the light of the moon
oh, oh, oh niggerman

use to be a beautiful country, white skin everywhere
now a coal burner just gave birth to a halfbreed nog and demanded food stamps
it will rob a priest at gunpoint, put a bullet in a white man's heart
we have to take them off the street
put them behind bars
oh, niggerman, you know what it wants
oh, niggerman, you need to go back to da muddahland

niggerman shufflin down the middle of the street
jenkum high by the light of the moon
oh, oh, oh niggerman

Lord Deniggrator

08-19-2010, 12:21 AM

there was something in the jenkum that night
your bling was shining bright tyrenzo

Hilarious, now I can't get it out of my head !
:lmao

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-24-2010, 10:43 PM

The Nigger (The Gambler-Kenny Rogers)

On a warm summers evenin' in a Fambly Dollah parking lot
I saw a nigger, shufflin across the pavement
I watched it closely, like I was on safari
til' it saw some humans, and it began to speak

It said "'scuse me sir, could you spare sum change
ize aints gots a job, and muh wife be pregantz
ize gots 5 keeds at home, dey be hungrez an sheet
pleae sir, help me out"

so the human handed its some change
and quickly walked away
then the nigger lit up a newpoat
I saw the police car pull up, and the nigger lost all expression
said "damn, why da po po be hasslin me

yall muddahfukkas be racist
why you hasslin a brotha
i dont knows whos crack dat is
these be my cuzin's pants

Ev'ry nigger knows that the secret to survin'
is knowin when to throw the dope, and knowing when to run
cause ev're nigs a feral beast, and every nigs a loser
and the best they can hope for is a wailfare check in the mail

When it finished ookin and eekin, it turned from the police
threw down its newpoat and tried to run away
and somewhere in the darkness, the police shot a taser
the nig yelled "DAMN!" and hit the concrete

yall muddahfukkas be racist
why you hasslin a brotha
i dont knows whos crack dat is
these be my cuzin's pants

randallgraves

08-24-2010, 11:16 PM

Martin Looter Koon Jr

08-27-2010, 11:49 PM

Nigs (Pigs-Pink Floyd)

Nig man, jig man, ha ha yard ape you are
You stinky coon shufflin babboon, ha ha yard ape you are
and when yo paw is in yo pants
you're good for a laugh
almost a human
with your nappy head bix nooding
sayin "where dem white wimmins"
jenkum stain on yo black chin
what do you hope to find
think the dumpster is a tossed chicken gold mine
you're nearly a human
you're nearly a human
but you're really a simian

Bus stop chimp out, ha ha yard ape you are
you cracked out old ho, ha ha yard ape you are
you radiate vile wiffs of monkey funk
You're nearly a human
almost worth a quick laugh
you're use to the feel of handcuff steel
you're on the run from the po po for fun
until you hear the rack of the shotgun
you're nearly a human
you're nearly a human
but you're really a simian

Hey you nig in the whitehouse
ha ha yard ape you are
you house nig shufflin jig
trying to keep livin' off da street
living on the taxpayers treat
all boot lips and pink feet
do you feel oppressed?
you got rob and steal from the white man
and pawn the loot as fast as you can
toby, you're nearly a human
toby, you're nearly a human
but you're really just a simian

Sha'Queefer

08-28-2010, 05:32 AM

three blind mice (that weird ass quiznos commercial inspired this weird little thing)

three black mizzice
three black mizzice
see how dem bitches run
they run from da cops
bitches watch out for whiteys wife
she cut off muh dik wit whiteys knife
da tree black mizzice

hahahaha i suck lol:curtsey

Gallóglaigh

09-06-2010, 04:56 PM

nig man, jig man, ha ha yard ape you are
you stinky coon shufflin babboon, ha ha yard ape you are

lol!

Gallóglaigh

09-06-2010, 05:25 PM

Weezer - Buddy Holly

what's with these niggers acting like pimps
why do they gotta shout
what did we ever do to these chimps
that made them all chimp out
ook ook but you know they're coons
ook ook and it's monkey time
ook ook and here's their monkey shines

ook-eek-ook they look like a bunch of monkeys
ook ook and they rob the liquor stores
I don't care if they call us racists anyway
I don't care bout that

don't you ever fear, the klansmen are here
they know that you need help
when they light a cross the niggers will split
laugh at those simians
ook ook but you know they're coons
ook ook and it's monkey time
ook ook and here's their monkey shines

ook-eek-ook they look like a bunch of monkeys
ook ook and they rob the liquor stores
I don't care if they call us racists anyway
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that

bang bang shots in the street
another big bang and you're up on your feet
gang crime it's jigaboos
time to fight back and tie a noose
try to get their crime on tape
show the cops footage of the wild yard apes
what's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter coon
what's a matter coon, are you leaving soon
ook ook

and here's their monkey shines
and here's their monkey shines

ook-eek-ook they look like a bunch of monkeys
ook ook and they rob the liquor stores
I don't care if they call us racists anyway
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that

Gallóglaigh

09-06-2010, 06:42 PM

Mojo Nixon - Elvis Is Everywhere

:think

when I look out at all the people out there
when I look out into your faces
you know what I see?
I see a bunch of damn niggers
near each and every one of you out there

lemme tell ya...
well...

niggers are everywhere
niggers ruin everything
niggers bug everybody
niggers are nasty things

man oh man
what I want you to see
is the nigger's a threat to you and me

niggers are everywhere, man!
they're in everything
they bug everybody

niggers are in your jeans
they make your cheesburgers
niggers want your Little Debbies
niggers want to muh dik your mom!

they bug everybody
they bug the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the yellow,
the brown
and the jew people
got nigger problems too

niggers are bothering everybody out there
everybody's got niggers near them!
everybody except one person that is
yeah, one person!
the racist opposite of niggers
The Anti-Nigger

the Anti-Nigger's got no niggers near him
lemme tell ya

Michael J. Fox has no niggers near him

but there's nigger in Mariah Carey
but it's trying to get out, man
it's trying to get out
listen up Mariah baby!

niggers are everywhere
niggers ruin everything
niggers bug everybody
niggers are nasty things

man oh man
what I want you to see
is the nigger's a threat to you and me

man there's a lot of unexplained niggerfuxation
out there in the world
lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?

let me tell ya!

who built the pyramids?
niggers
who built Stonehenge?
niggers

yeah, man you see niggers
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah
they're talking to themselves
man they're just a bunch of crazy niggers
niggers! niggers!

you know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
down in the Bermuda Triangle
niggers need boats
niggers need boats
niggers niggers niggers
niggers niggers niggers
niggers need boats

ah yes the sailing niggers
somali pirate niggers
high seas simian niggers

yeah man, you know niggers from outer space
niggers from outer space they come up to me.
they don't look like like Predator
they don't look like Klingons
all that Star Trek jive

they look like niggers
niggers!
everybody in outer space looks like niggers
because niggers have fucked up the universe
the entire universe is going down a black hole of niggerness

soon all will be ruined by niggers
everything everywhere will be niggers
why do you think they call it a black hole anyway?
it's really a black WHOLE
a black WHOLE

niggers are everywhere
niggers ruin everything
niggers bug everybody
niggers are nasty things

man oh man
what I want you to see
is the nigger's a threat to you and me

that's right ladies and gentlemen
the time has come
time has come to run off
those damn niggers who moved next door to you

talk to them
kick them out
say "niggers leave me!"
"go away niggers!"
"get out of my neighborhood
get your asses out tonight"

that's right!
you've got niggers in YOUR neighborhood
and they're stalking ya
they want everybody's bling
everybody's got to hand over everything

start catching niggers
catch yourself a big nigger
get a big one too
not that niglet Emmanuel Louis chimp either
everybody
yeah we're lynchin' now!

niggers are with us
they're with us and they're chimping out on us
they say "Massa"
"massa!"
"massa YT!"
"don' beat me massa!"

niggers are everywhere
niggers ruin everything
niggers bug everybody
niggers are nasty things

man oh man
what I want you to see
is the nigger's a threat to you and me

niggers are everywhere
niggers ruin everything
niggers bug everybody
niggers are nasty things

man oh man
what I want you to see
is the nigger's a threat to you and me

Niggers!

:down

Gallóglaigh

09-07-2010, 03:23 AM

Veruca Salt - Seether

:rock

nigger is neither left or right
nigger is neither smart nor white
we tried to keep them on a short leash
we tried to keep them down
we tried to run them out of our town, yeah
can't stop the niggers
can't stop the niggers
can't stop the niggers
guess it figures they're still roaming in the South

nigger is neither big nor small
nigger is a problem for us all
we tried to make them pick cotton
we tried to fence them out
we tried to show what they were about, yeah
can't stop the niggers
can't stop the niggers
can't stop the niggers
guess it figures they're still roaming in the South

keep them down, burning crosses
keep them down, show them who the boss is
oh they do not act like other apes
but the menace is bigger
oh they don't behave like other apes
because they're feral niggers, niggers!
can't stop the niggers
can't stop the niggers
can't stop the niggers
guess it figures they're still roaming in the South

:dats2

Martin Looter Koon Jr

09-07-2010, 10:48 PM

Brilliant, as always, good sir!!!

Martin Looter Koon Jr

09-07-2010, 11:07 PM

Black Baboon Paw (Red Right Hand-Nick Cave)

Take a little walk to da ghetto
go across mlk avenue
where the yard apes loom
like groids of doom
where they sell crack
where dead niggers lie in the gutters
hey, man, you know
you're neverr coming back
past da hoes, past the pimps
past da barba shops
shuffling up da street comes
a tall, ugly nig
in baggy jorts with
a black baboon paw

he'll try to grab da white wimmins
tell them da be racist
he'll say i be havin a dream an sheet
your city he'll destroy
he'll reach into his pants
paw on muh dikk
hey, yt, you know you're
never ever coming back
he's a groid, he's an apeman
he's a spook, he's a jig
the police are checking his warrants
through this nig infested land
but hidden in his saggy pants
is a black baboon paw

you cain't spare a dime?
he'll rob you
you bought a new car? He'll steal it
you be dissin his mama?
he'll chimp out on you
well, dont you worry yt
cause here he comes
through the ghetto at night
to the burbs and your neighborhood
robberies occur wherever he seen
got that black baboon paw
stuck down its baggy jeans

(Organ solo)

you'll see him in your nightmares
you'll see him on court tv
he'll appear in the shadows
when you're out of town for the week
you'll see his nappy head
on a wanted poster
and hey yt, i'm warning
you not to turn your back

he's a groid, he's a nig
he's a spook, he's a jig
you're one more victim
in its quest for street cred
dont get shot by the gat
in its black baboon paw

(Organ solo)

He's a...

he's ooking and eeking words you can't understand
bottle of jenkum in its black baboon paw

Shiney

09-21-2010, 02:28 AM

Bon Jovi-Niggers Don't Care (Livin' On A Prayer)

Tommy likes to smoke crack rocks
No jobs, just a welfare check
He's a dumb nigger buck, its tough, its tough
Latisha works the street corner all day
To feed her twelve niglets, the taxpayers pay
For blunts, for blunts

You better hold on to what you've got
Niggers will steal it if you do not
Niggers are worthless thieves and there's a lot
Nowadays, we're fuxated a lot

Oohhh YT's despair
Oh oh, niggers don't care
They rob and rape, and have nappy hair
Oh Oh, niggers don't care

Tommy beez robbin' da hood
Talking on his sail foam, all that bix nood
To make it talk, so tough, its tough
Latisha sits at home all day
Watching Ocra on the tv, YT has to pay
For twelve Niglets, for twelve niglets

You better hold on to what you've got
Niggers don't care if you worked hard for it or not
Niggers are worthless thieves, and there's a lot
Nowadays, we're fuxated a lot

Whooo YT's despair
Oh oh, niggers don't care
They rob and rape, and never fight fair
Oh oh, niggers don't care

Gallóglaigh

09-25-2010, 11:49 PM

Paul Simon - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

:darwin

the problem is all the monkeyshines
and TNB
the answer is easy if you
have creativity
I'd like to help you
get rid of your chimpanzees
there must be fifty ways
to lynch a nigger

I'm not a very racist person
I'm not rude
I'm just fed up with monkeyshines
afraid I might become unglued
tired of hearing niggers
babbling their Bix Nood
there must be fifty ways
to lynch a nigger
fifty ways to lynch a nigger

you just whip out your stick, Rick
make a new plan, Klan
you don't need to see red, Fred
just get that monkey
string up that boon, June
you won't hear any coon tunes
just hang up the noose, Bruce
and just get that monkey

you know it angers me
to see niggers on the street
I wish there was something I could do
efficiently and neat
I say I hate niggers more
so now I will repeat
about the fifty ways

now why don't all of us
light up a cross tonight
and the jigaboos in town
will be fleeing from the light
if you want them gone
you will realize this is right
there must be fifty ways
to lynch a nigger
fifty ways to lynch a nigger

you just whip out your stick, Rick
make a new plan, Klan
you don't need to see red, Fred
just get that monkey
string up that boon, June
you won't hear any coon tunes
just hang up the noose, Bruce
and just get that monkey

-gotcha :hng :cross

Martin Looter Koon Jr

09-27-2010, 11:23 PM

Niggers of Chimpcago (Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon)

I saw a nigger with a crackpipe in its paw
walking through the streets of Inglewood in the rain
it was looking for a place called KFC, gonna get a big bucket of
extra crispy

bix nooooood, niggers of chimpcago
bix noooooood, niggers of chimpcago

ya see it sneaking around your kitchen door, ya better not let it in
little old white lady got muh dikked late last night, niggers of chimpcago again

bix nooooood, niggers of chimpcago
bix noooooood, niggers of chimpcago

it's the black, black jigaboo who ran amok in wal mart
lately its been seen in popeyes
you better stay away from it, it'll chimp out on you, Jim

huh, i'd like it to meet the grand wizard

bix nooooood, niggers of chimpcago
bix noooooood, niggers of chimpcago

well, i saw jesse jackscoon walkin with a welfare queen, typical niggers of
Chimpcago

I saw Reverend Al walkin with a welfare queen, typical niggers of
Chimpcago
I saw a nigger shoplifting Air Jordans at Foot Locker
and its gold teeth were shiney

bix nooooood, niggers of chimpcago
bix noooooood, niggers of chimpcago

bix nooooood, niggers of chimpcago
bix noooooood, niggers of chimpcago

huff jenkum

Justin Igger

10-04-2010, 03:03 AM

Billy Joel That's just how niggers will be

He can kill while he smiles
wounds folks in drive bys
he can ruin your day with his niggershines
lazy and shifltess as you plainly see
with the IQ of a child
Thats just how niggers will be

He will break into your truck
He can shoot you and rape you
He can ask for a smoke
But he'll never thank you
And he'll take what you give, as long as it's free
Yeah, he steals like a thief
that’s just how niggers will be

CHORUS:
Oh--he only thinks of himself
He steals what he wants
TNB all the time
Has a nose like a snout
Always smelling of gin
Has no need for a mind

And he'll promise the landlord
Dat duh checks in the mail
Then he'll ruthlessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
And stab you in the chest
They’re as worthless as can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause I warned you how niggers will be
--Mhmm--

Bridge

CHORUS:
Oh--he only think of himself
He steals what he wants
TNB all the time
Has a nose like a snout
Always smelling of gin
Has no need for a mind

Has never been kind
And is frequently cruel
He just does as he pleases
He's a niggerbuck fool
Has 18 convictions
This ape still walks free
And the most he will do
Is throw feces at you
and he's always a nigger to me
--Mhmm--

Justin Igger

10-04-2010, 03:04 AM

Lynchin USA

If everybody had an rope now
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be lynchin
Like lousiana
You'd see 'em wearin' their saggies
Stolen nikes, too
A greasy greasy nigger afro
lynchin U.S.A.

You'd catch 'em chimpin in oakland (Inside, outside, U.S.A.)
Arkansas County line
St louis and detroit,
America's ghetto scene
All over Manhattan,
And down harlem way

Everybody's gone lynchin'
lynchin U.S.A.

We'll all be plannin' out a route
We're gonna go real soon
We're soaking our noose ropes
We can't wait for coons
We'll all be gone for the summer
Were on a lynchin today
Tell the boss man we're lynchin
lynchin' U.S.A.

At kfc's and popeyes
niggers swing today
missiisspi and compton
we'll lynch most of, L.A.
All over memphis
down atalnta way

Everybody's gone lynchin'
lynchin U.S.A.

Everybody's gone lynchin
lynchin' U.S.A.

Yeah, everybody's gone lynchin
lynchin' U.S.A.

Justin Igger

10-04-2010, 03:05 AM

Black magic woman

There's Black nigger Woman.
There's Black nigger Woman.
Yes there's a Black nigger Woman,
She's so full of tnb
But she's a Black nigger Woman and
she's trying to make a oil driller out of me.

Don't turn spread your crack for me, sheboon
Don't spread your crack for me, sheboon.
Yes, don't spread your back on me she boon
I Don't mess around with nigger chicks
Don't spread your crack for me sheboon
'cause you might just make me fucking sick

You got a smell on you sheboon
You got a smell on you sheboon
Yes, you got your smell on you sheboon
Turnin' my my stomach into stone
I hate you so bad,
nigger Woman leave me the fuck alone.

Justin Igger

10-04-2010, 03:08 AM

Katrina I owe you one...house of the rising sun

There was a house in New Orleans
got washed away by a storm
And a bunch of niggers chimped out and died
Katrina I owe you one

Niggers layin face down
dead niggers bloated in the street
Jigaboos lootin the walmart
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a nigger needs
Is some nikes and a blunt
And the only time they satisfied
Is when they beez high and a drunk

------ organ solo ------

Oh niggers tell your niglets
grab those TVs and run
Spend your lives lootin the city
Its name is new orleans

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
Got washed away by a storm
And a bunch of niggers chimped out and died
Katrina I owe you one

Martin Looter Koon Jr

10-07-2010, 12:22 AM

Call up the Klansmen (Rock the Casbah-The Clash)

Now Jefferson Davis told Stonewall
you have to put those niggers down
if the north wins this war
someday niggers will be on top
Stonewall rode his horse
he went a' ridin' down south
dem niggers were a' being lazy
out in the cotton fields

humans don't like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen
humans dont like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen

By order of the Grand Wizard
We ban that nigger sound
degenerate ooking and eeking
cured with that crazy klansmen rope
but the libtards they brought out
a nigger named mlk
the local commie nig
he be havin' a dream
as soon as the sheriff
brought out the water hoses
nigs began to cry

humans don't like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen
humans dont like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen

now over at the White House
Oh! They pack the niggers in
the libtards say its cool
to dig this nigger thing
but the country changed direction
nigger loving took five
the humans caught a wiff
of that crazy Klansmen jive

humans don't like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen
humans dont like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen

The Grand Wizard called up his white riders
he said you better goodify some coons
plant your bombs at the KFC
down on MLK avenue

As soon as Obongo was
voted out of there
the humans tuned to
White pride radio blare

As soon as Obongo was
out on his black ass
all the humans wailed

humans don't like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen
humans dont like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen

humans don't like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen
humans dont like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen
(Fundamentally we cant take TNB)
humans don't like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen
humans dont like it
call up the klansmen
call up the klansmen
(you know we hate niggers)

Martin Looter Koon Jr

10-07-2010, 12:36 AM

Brown Eyed Groid (Brown Eyed Girl-Van Morrison)

Hey, where did this country go
Days when niggers picked
cotton in the field
Whippin' a lazy jig
Shooting when they tried to run, hey hey
no time for shucking and jiving
on da street corner with
nappy headed ho's and you
a brown eyed groid
You, my brown eyed groid

Whatever happend
To America, so great
now going down the drain
niggers shit on the radio
shufflin' down the street, bix nooding
hiding from the po po behind a brick wall
ooking and eeking
all along the inner city, with you
a brown eyed groid
you, my brown eyed groid

Do you remeber when we use to say
get off your lazy ass and pick that cotton (pick it boy)
get off your lazy ass and pick that cotton (just like that, toby)

so hard to find a safe neighborhood
now that niggers are out of control
I saw a coon just the other day
trying to steal a radio
Cast my memory back to the good old days, lord
Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout
niggers muh dikking white wimmins in the green grass
rape apes behind the stadium
brown eyed groids
you, my brown eyed groid

do you remember when we use to say
get off your lazy ass and pick that cotton (pick it boy)
get off your lazy nigger ass and pick my cottong (just like that toby)

Gallóglaigh

10-08-2010, 01:36 AM

:lmao This thread will never die!!! :rock

Black Plague

10-08-2010, 02:22 AM

Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

:girl

she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her
oh she's down in Cell Block Two
Electric Jigaboo
tonight they're gonna fry her

:lawdy

:rofl:rofl:rofl

YouTube - Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

Martin Looter Koon Jr

10-09-2010, 10:43 PM

Cracking Whip (cracklin' rose--Neil Diamond)

cracking whip, get on board
niggers gonna pick cotton till there aint no more
they better not take it slow
lord, don't you know
niggers dream of having a time with the massa's lady
hitchin' on the underground railroad
nigger lovers need to hang from a tree
maybe a house spook
to wash dishes when I want
don't have to say please to no nig for some house work

oh, i love my cracking whip
that snap sound makes me happy
you and me, we aren't fooled by tnb
cracking whip, you're a store-bought nigger tamer
you make me laugh with every crack
so stay close to me, whip
because the monkey shines keep runnin' on

pick it now
pick it now
pick it now, my toby

cracking whip, make me smile
if i have to whip a nig for an hour, that's all right
I got all night
to set America right
no more dey be havin' a dream an sheet, ya hurd

oh, i love my cracking whip
that snap sound makes me happy
you and me, we aren't fooled by tnb
cracking whip, you're a store-bought nigger tamer
you make me laugh with every crack
so stay close to me, whip
because the monkey shines keep runnin' on

pick it now
pick it now
pick that cotton now, my toby

cracking whip, make me smile
if i have to whip a nig for an hour, that's all right
I got all night
to set America right
no more dey be havin' a dream an sheet, ya hurd

Martin Looter Koon Jr

10-09-2010, 10:55 PM

Eleanor Nigby (eleanor rigby-the beatles)

i look at all the stupid nignogs
i look at all the stupid nignogs

eleanor nigby picks up her wailfare check from the office where niggers go
she be havin a dream
waits in line at the kfc, wearing a shirt with an airbrushed dead nigger
who pulled the trigger?

all the stupid nignogs
where do they all come from
all the stupid nignogs
where do they all come from
all the stupid nignogs
what crime are they wanted for?

reverend al plotting a race hoax that all the libtards will believe
gibs me dat green
look at him shucking and jiving, living large off white guilt bullshit
what does he care

all the stupid nignogs
where do they all come from
all the stupid nignogs
what crime are they wanted for?

ah, look at all the stupid nignogs
ah, look at all the stupid nignogs

eleanor nigby got shot at a churches chicken and was buried today
all da niggerhood came
reverend al dreaming of how to make money as he walks from the grave
gibs me dat yt

all the stupid nignogs
where do they all come from
all the stupid nignogs
what crimes are they wanted for?

FiftyShadesOfGroid

10-10-2010, 02:43 PM

My Shaniqua (The Knack - My Sharona)

Ooh my little nasty sow, nasty sow.
When you gonna finally die, Shaniqua?
Ooh you really turn me off, turn me off.
Our relationship's just been a lie, Shaniqua
Never gonna look, give you love.
Such a dirty face. Gonna use my mace, for first base
Because it's not the time. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shaniqua...

Don't get any closer huh, Even a hug.
Close enough to get the police, Shaniqua.
Calling the police on you, I need a few.
Because in your nasty weave are fleas, Shaniqua
Never gonna look, give you love.
Such a dirty face. Gonna use my mace, for first base
Because it's not the time. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shaniqua...

M M M My Shaniqua

When you gonna go away? Go away.
Because you took all of my cash, Shaniqua.
Just dating a filthy buck, filthy buck.
Or did you spike my food with hash, Shaniqua?
Never gonna look, give you love.
Such a dirty face. Gonna use my mace, for first base
Because it's not the time. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shaniqua...

Coming soon: An actual link of me singing it!

Gallóglaigh

10-22-2010, 07:56 PM

Bobby "Boris" Pickett - The Monster Mash

:lol

I was on a drug raid late one night
and the niggers didn't try to fight
we searched the lair of the jigaboos
and down in the basement hid from view

we found a stash
it was a monster stash
a monster stash
mostly coke and hash
cocaine and hash
we even found some cash
we found some cash
there with the monster stash

next night we stopped a Coup DeVille
a car full of niggers keepin' it real
we searched the car and there in the trunk
was bag after bag of dope and junk

we found a stash
it was a monster stash
a monster stash
mostly coke and hash
cocaine and hash
we even found some cash
we found some cash
there with the monster stash

the niggers were chimping out
they began to jump and shout
we tasered those pavement apes
and that prevented several rapes

the coons were screamin', making monkey sounds
a few tried to run, we released the hounds
Jamal the Pimp tried to shuck and jive
by the time we finished he was barely alive

we found a stash
it was a monster stash
a monster stash
mostly coke and hash
cocaine and hash
we even found some cash
we found some cash
there with the monster stash

then we all heard a loud cell phone ring
we answered and set the coon up for a sting
he said he was a big dope dealer man
so guess what we found in that nigger's van

we found a stash
it was a monster stash
a monster stash
mostly coke and hash
cocaine and hash
we even found some cash
we found some cash
there with the monster stash

now the streets are safe, no nigger in sight
all the new residents are asian and white
there's even a few hispanics now too
all happy to be rid of the jigaboos

we found a stash
it was a monster stash
a monster stash
mostly coke and hash
cocaine and hash
we even found some cash
we found some cash
there with the monster stash

Happy Halloween mofuggaz :rofl

Gallóglaigh

10-22-2010, 09:57 PM

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Refugee

:think

too many coons, we all know it
we can't do much about it
all these jigaboos are all the same
ain't nobody doubts it

your problems don't matter to me nigger
you're a victim of your own TNB
we don't need any nigger refugees
(don't need any nigger refugees)

we all see their crimes
but the liberals still want to import some
our cities are all overrun by coons and that's a problem

your problems don't matter to me nigger
you're a victim of your own TNB
we don't need any nigger refugees
(don't need any nigger refugees)

niggers you ain't the first
many of us humans had it worse
right now this sounds racist to you
but we've already got too many jigaboos

someone somehow
somebody needs to make the coons go
who knows maybe they'll be chained up
put back on the ship as nigger cargo

your problems don't matter to me nigger
you're a victim of your own TNB
we don't need any nigger refugees

:lol

Martin Looter Koon Jr

11-04-2010, 09:12 PM

old time jibaboos (old time rock n roll-bob seger)

just put some old coons to work on a farm
they knew their place, humans weren't harmed
todays nigs ain't got the same soul
i prefer those old time jigaboos

dont try to take them to a job fair
you'll never even get them out their section 8 house
in ten minutes they'll be chimping out
i prefer those old time jigaboos

still prefer those old time jigaboos
pickin' cotton and shinin' shoes
I reminisce about the confederate days of old
with those old time jigaboos

you can hear them on dey sail fones
some stupid bluegum or nasty old ho
see them runnin from po po
not like those old time jigaboos

call me a racist, call me what you will
seen enough tnb, had my fill
todays nigs aint got the same soul
i prefer those old time jigaboos

still prefer those old time jigaboos
pickin' cotton and shinin' shoes
reminisce about the confederate days of old
with those old time jigaboos

Whitey Ford

11-15-2010, 03:50 PM

Frosty the crackhead was a useless nappy soul
With a glass crack pipe and a baboon nose
And a face as dark as coal

Frosty the crackhead is a fairy tale libtards say
But he pimped his ho's
And the lawmen hoped he'd be made good soon someday
There must of been some magic in
That Klan noose that they found
For when they placed around his neck
He began to dance around

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at Frosty run

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

away from the lawman's gun

Frosty the crackhead was full of TNB
And the she boons say he would rob and rape
And cause criminality

Frosty the crackhead knew the law was on it's way
So he said lets run and muh dik someone before I get put away
Down to the crackhouse with a glass pipe in his hand
Runnin' to and fro to outrun Po Po
Sayin' catch me if you can

He led them down the streets of town
Right past a traffic cop
And he didn't pause a moment when he heard him holler stop!

Frosty the crackhead
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye sayin' please no tears
I'll be out in 5-10 years

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at Frosty run

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Away from the lawman's gun

Justin Igger

11-16-2010, 08:46 PM

Niggers swinging.. John anderson Swinging

There's a bunch of niggers in my neighborhood,
They havin bongo parties and always up to nothin good.
I had to go confront them, for pissin on my lawn.
I walked over to their house and this was going on:

One nigger was on the porch, smoking a crack pipe,
His mammy was on the sofa her legs were open wide
The niglets were in the front yard ookin eekin at some hoes
I was standing there thinking these niggers had to go

they should be swinging', yes good niggers swingin..
I remember when good folks taught those niggers how to swing
I would love to see these damn monkeys finally swing,
just-a-swingin,

Yeah, and they’ll be swingin, yes, they’ll be swinging.
godamn niggers trashing my neighbord hood with their gangs
I should get the clan together and watch those nigger swang,
just-a-swangin.

Now those niggers are chimpin drankin malt liquor and getting high,
and three are in a hooptie getting ready for a drive by
I don’t know what they’re saying just stupid negro slang
I just hope and wish these monkeys would finally get to swang.

Just a swangin, well just a swingin,
godamn niggers trashing my neighbood hood with their gangs
I should get the clan together and watch those nigger swing,
just-a-swingin.

I remember when good folks taught those niggers how to swing
I would love to see these damn porch monkeys finally get to swing,
just-a-swangin.

Justin Igger

11-16-2010, 08:47 PM

Nigger in disguise...Devil in disguise..Elvis

You look like an monkey
Walk like an monkey
Talk like an monkey
But I got wise
You're the nigger in disguise
Oh yes you are
The nigger in disguise

You robbed me and the missus
You cheated and you schemed
Heaven knows niggers will lie
Magic niggers aren’t what they seem

You look like an monkey
Walk like an monkey
Talk like an monkey
But I got wise

You're the nigger in disguise
Oh yes you are
The nigger in disguise

I thought that niggers were human
But I was sure surprised
Heaven help me, I didn't see
your yellow nigger eyes

You look like an monkey
Walk like an monkey
Talk like an monkey

But I got wise
You're the nigger in disguise
Oh yes you are
The nigger in disguise

You're the nigger in disguise
Oh yes you are
The nigger in disguise
Oh yes you are
The nigger in disguise

Justin Igger

11-16-2010, 08:51 PM

Negro number 5 ...mambo number 5 lou vega

One, two, three, four, five, all the niggers in the car so come on let's ride.....
To the liquor store around the corner.
the niggers want to rob it but I want malt liqqa
drug bust I had last week
These nigger creeps busted me out last week
I like shaniqua taninka shaundrqa and kiki
And as I continue, you know these nigras
So what can I do? I really muh dik oh lord.
To me muh dikking is just like a sport.
Anything fly, it's all good let me hump it.
Please lord let me hump it

Chorus

A little bit of shaniqua in my life,
A little bit of taniqua by my side.
A little bit of kekees all I need,
A little bit of sheenas all I see.
A little bit of shandra in the sun,
A little bit of halle berry all night long.
A little bit of laquanda here I am,
A little bit of trim is all I need!!!!!!!!

Negro number five.

Verse 2

Jump up and down and chimpin all around.
Shake your ass to the sound, put your hands on the ground.
Take one step left and one step right.
One to the front and one to the side.
Clap your paws once and clap your paws twice
And if it look like this then you're a monkey alright

Chorus
A little bit of shaniqua in my life,
A little bit of taniqua by my side.
A little bit of kekees all I need,
A little bit of sheenas all I see.
A little bit of shandra in the sun,
A little bit of halle berry all night long.
A little bit of laquanda here I am,
A little bit of trim is all I need!!!!!!!!
Bridge

niglet, the niglet
negro number five, ha, ha, ha.

Chorus
A little bit of shaniqua in my life,
a little bit of taniqua by my side.
A little bit of kekees all I need,
A little bit of sheenas all I see.
A little bit of shandra in the sun,
A little bit of halle berry all night long.
A little bit of laquanda here I am,
A little bit of trim is all I need!!!!!!!!

Outro

I do all to muh dik a girl like you.
Cause you can't run and you can't hide.
I'm gonna muh dik you in my ride

negro number five.

Justin Igger

11-16-2010, 08:53 PM

I hate nigger bars..... I love this bar

We got niggers, we got wiggers
crack smokers and losers
And we got sheboons, we got muh dikkers
We got tons of filthy niggers
And the boons next to me should be behind bars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate nigger bars

We got downlows, we got dealers
retarded apes and mouth breathers
And we got hustlers, we got ear biters
filthy coons and street fighters
And the niggers talk about their bullet scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate nigger bars

[Chorus:]
I hate this bar
It's an ape infested place
Just walkin' through the front door
makes me feel out of place
It ain't too far, they'll steal your car
Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate nigger bars

I've seen ghetto sows, we got crack heads
gang bangers and brillo heads
And we got butt humpers, lots of hookers
And I've even seen ghetto lobster cookers
And I've even seen em huffing from a jenkem jar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate nigger bars
Yes I do

Justin Igger

11-16-2010, 08:55 PM

Folsom nigger blues.... Folsom prison blues Johnny cash

I hear the cops a comin'
they'll beat my ass again,
then they'll find my tech nine
goin to jail again
this nigga's goin to prison
I'll be punked and passed around
Those niggers won't stop rapin
my ass beez goin down

When I was just a niglet
My Mama said leshaun
I sho needs some crack boy
go down and get me some
but that dealer was the popo
Went to jail when I was 5
But I didnz do nuffins,
mama just needed to get high.

those white folks on the jury
they said I stole a car
The keys were still in it
The chop shop wasn't far
But I know I didn't do nuffins
YT won't let me be free
those yt's just beez racist,
that's why they pick on me

Well, if they freed me from this prison,
I go out and steal a nine,
rape some wite wimmins
drink some maddog wine
then they'd put me back in prison
where the niggers muh dik all day
And I'd still blame those fuckin YT's
for puttin my ass away

http://chimptube.tv/joomla/index.php?option=com_hwdvideoshare&task=viewvideo&Itemid=55&video_id=307

Justin Igger

11-16-2010, 08:57 PM

niggers niggers... Monday Monday Mamas and the papas

Bah-da bah-da-da-da
Bah-da bah-da-da-da
Bah-da bah-da-da-da

Niggers, Niggers, those coons should leave
Niggers chimpin', as far as the eye could see
Oh Niggers chimpin', Niggers chimpin' couldn't guarantee
That Niggers wouldn’t burn down the town and kill me

Niggers, Niggers, can't trust those coons
Niggers, Niggers, sometimes I call them baboons
Oh Niggers chimpin' you gave me no warnin' of what was to be
Oh Niggers, Niggers, why don’t you leave and and let me be

Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Niggers come, but whenever Niggers come
A-you can find me loadin all of my guns

Niggers, Niggers, those coons should leave
Niggers chimpin',as far as the eye could see
But Niggers chimpin', Niggers chimpin' couldn't guarantee
That Niggers wouldn’t burn down the town and kill me

Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah (yeah)
But whenever Niggers comes, but whenever Niggers comes
A-you can find me loadin all of my guns

Niggers, Niggers, can't trust those coons
Niggers, Niggers, I fucking hate those boons
Oh Niggers, Niggers, please go away
Niggers, Niggers, please go away
Oh Niggers, Niggers
Oh Niggers, Niggers

Justin Igger

11-16-2010, 08:59 PM

Get those coons out of my neighborhood Don't let me be misunderstood by the Animals

Niggers, better understand me now
Lately I feel real fuckin mad
No one here wants you alive
You niggers can go to hell
When nigs are around things go bad
I sure enjoy it when nigs are made good
Oh Lord get those coons out of my neighborhood

Niggers, they’re best hanging from trees
gives a joy thats hard to hide
when I break out my shot gun all the niggers scurry
they’re bound to get shot in thier backside
I sure enjoy it when nigs are made good
Oh Lord get those coons out of my neighborhood

If I seem pissed off I want you to know
I can’t stand niggers apes and coons
Life has it's problems and I get my share
I wish they would put niggers in the zoo
Oh lord I hate em
Oh baby don't you know they’re not human
no thoughts or souls like everyone
Sometimes I find myself long regretting
when our ancestors brought in those bluegums

I sure enjoy it when nigs are made good
Oh Lord get those coons out of my neighborhood
I sure enjoy it when nigs are made good
Oh Lord get those coons out of my neighborhood
I sure enjoy it when nigs are made good
Oh Lord get those coons out of my neighborhood

http://chimptube.tv/joomla/index.php?option=com_hwdvideoshare&task=viewvideo&Itemid=55&video_id=296

Justin Igger

11-16-2010, 09:00 PM

niggers in the city.... Summer in the city by Lovin spoonful

coon town, niggers in the city
man those ghettos are lookin shitty
coon town, isn't it a pity
niggers always seem to be fuckin up my city

All around, niggers smellin half dead
shufflin on the sidewalk, fuckin nigger shitheads

Night time is the niggers world
they're out rapin girls
Come-on come-on bongo parties all night
they'll be chimpin till mornin light

And babe, you know the nigger city
That place is not safe at night
when the niggers run the city
when the niggers run the city

nig town, chimpin the city
fat sheboons think they're looking so pretty
nigger bucks smellin so shitty
Gonna stink up every corner of the city
those nigger are screwin non stop
lootin all the stores and rapin on the rooftop

Night time is the niggers world
they're out rapin girls
Come-on come-on bongo parties all night
they'll be chimpin till mornin light

And babe, you know the nigger city
That place is not safe at night
when the niggers run the city
when the niggers run the city

------ instrumental break ------

coon town, niggers in the city
man those ghettos are lookin shittyc
coon town, isn't it a pity
niggers always seem to be fuckin up my city

All around, niggers smellin half dead
shufflin on the sidewalk, fuckin nigger shitheads

Night time is the niggers world
they're out rapin girls
Come-on come-on bongo parties all night
they'll be chimpin till mornin light

And babe, you know the nigger city
That place is not safe at night

http://chimptube.tv/joomla/index.php?option=com_hwdvideoshare&task=viewvideo&Itemid=55&video_id=301

Whitey Ford

11-16-2010, 10:16 PM

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Dantelle, the red-nosed wino
had a flat nigger nose.
And when humans saw him,
they would run and call po po.

All of the nasty she boons
wouldn't let him tap that ass
They always told drunk Dantelle
to go and piss in a bag

Then one soggy Christmas Eve
Shantelle came to say:
"Dantelle, now that you're fucked up
won't you bang my she boon cunt?"

Then she gave birf to niglets
Dantelle was too drunk to care,
so Shantelle the nasty she boon,
went and signed up for welfare!

Whitey Ford

11-16-2010, 10:56 PM

Sirens ring, are you listening,
In the street, they're muh dikking
A pitiful sight,
they're robbing tonight.
Walking through a nigger neighborhood.

Moved away are the humans,
to avoid the nigger sewage
they blare a rap song,
As they drive along,
Walking through a nigger neighborhood

In the prison we can house the niggers,
so they can't destroy this once great town

Cops say: Are they locked up?
We'll say: No man,
But you can make arrests
When you're in town.

Later on, nigs conspire,
to steal our rims and tires
We face unafraid,
The mess made by apes,
Walking through a nigger neighborhood

In the meadow we can build a prison,
And staff it with nigger hating guards
They'll have lots of fun with all those moolies,
They'll stop those monkeyshines with cattle prods

When they leave, ain't it thrilling,
Though the mess they left is chilling
We'll drive them all out, with a happy shout,
Walking in a nigfree wonderland.

Whitey Ford

11-16-2010, 11:02 PM

Gallóglaigh

11-17-2010, 12:07 AM

Presidents of the USA - Lump

:think

the coons cruised along in a cadillac
totally wasted on their jenkem and their crack
expensive speakers blasting from the trunk
even though the car was a rusty piece of junk

they're chimps, they're chimps
with nappy heads
they're chimps, they're chimps, they're chimps
in tacky threads

those jigaboos love their KFC
but they chimp out if it doesn't come for free
fat ass sheboon stealing from the mall
she calls it racist to be confronted by the law

they're chimps, they're chimps
with nappy heads
they're chimps, they're chimps, they're chimps
in tacky threads

the coons had a riot in our town
said they would kill whitey and burn everything down
the Klan arrived in their hoods and sheets
and ran all the nigger monkeys off of our streets

they're chimps, they're chimps
with nappy heads
they're chimps, they're chimps, they're chimps
in tacky threads

are the chimps out of control
I think so
are the chimps out of control
I think so
are the chimps out of control
I think so
are the chimps out of control
I think so

:chmpt

Gallóglaigh

11-17-2010, 12:54 AM

The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

:lol

picture yourself on a street in the projects
where crackheaded coons are covered in flies
some nigger chimps out, you laugh at the monkey
he huffs shit to get himself high

fermented feces so bubbly and green
the vapors will mess with your head
look at the coon with the jar in his hand
his mind's gone

niggers getting high on jenkem
niggers getting high on jenkem
niggers getting high on jenkem

follow him down to 7-11
where jamaican niggers eat cannabis pies
a militant coon rants about his black power
wearing shoes that his welfare checks buy

packs of wild niglets are roaming the hood
huffing their jenkem all day
look at the one with the stain on his face
that's just wrong

niggers getting high on jenkem
niggers getting high on jenkem
niggers getting high on jenkem

picture yourself on a liquor store's sidewalk
where sheboons and bucks steal Colt 45
suddenly niggers appear holding bottles
they huff shit to get themselves high

niggers getting high on jenkem
niggers getting high on jenkem
niggers getting high on jenkem

:jenk

Justin Igger

11-17-2010, 03:48 AM

Great christmas tunes Walter! I'm going to try to record some this week.

Whitey Ford

11-17-2010, 04:54 PM

I saw Mommy hit a Golliwog
Trying to commit a muh dikking last night
He had dirty yellow teeth
Muh Dik! he sobbed and screamed
he knew that he was fucked
when mommy punched that dirty creep

Then
I saw Po Po arrest Golliwog
And put the cuffs on him extra tight
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy hit a Golliwog last night

Whitey Ford

11-17-2010, 05:41 PM

Grandma got mugged and beaten by a nigger
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
Libs can say there's no such thing as black crime,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been watching too much TV,
She believed those libtard shows,
all their lib disinformation,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
She had bruises on her forehead,
And her purse and credit cards had all been snatched.

Grandma go robbed and beaten by a nigger,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as black crime,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so good.
See him polishing up his shotgun,
And tying up a noose in his Klan hood.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family hates the blacks.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Why she would believe all that Libtard crap?

Grandma got robbed and beaten by a nigger,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
Libs can say there's no such thing as black crime,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now that ape is in the jailhouse
And good riddance to that jig
He'll get a free christmas dinner
Served to him by whitey hating libtard pigs

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give asylum to somalians,
Coons as dark as night that play with themelves.

Grandma got mugged and beaten by a nigger,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
Libs can say there's no such thing as black crime,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

http://chimptube.tv/joomla/index.php?option=com_hwdvideoshare&task=viewvideo&Itemid=55&video_id=321

Whitey Ford

11-18-2010, 06:11 PM

http://chimptube.tv/joomla/index.php?option=com_hwdvideoshare&task=viewvideo&Itemid=55&video_id=321

That's awesome dude! THX Justin thumbsup:party:yay

Gallóglaigh

11-19-2010, 09:34 PM

Barry McGuire - Eve Of Destruction

:rock

the nigger population, it is explodin'
because of hand outs and niggers freeloadin'
our infrastructure now is erodin'
can't afford to feed 'em, but ya can't stop 'em votin'
and even Burger King has niggers crack smokin'

TNB all over the civilized world my friend
you better believe
it's all the niggerfuxation

can't understand a word the stupid niggers say
but I suspect that most of them are gay
if I had a wish, we'd ship them all away
there'd be no more coons, we'd send them to the moon
take a look anywhere, there's niggers everywhere

TNB all over the civilized world my friend
you better believe
it's all the niggerfuxation

yeah I'm worried about my state and nation
with all these nigerians and haitians
I want to put them all on a plantation
no threat of muh dik after castration
and that's even better than segregation
work 'em every day without a vacation
the coons won't even have masturbation

TNB all over the civilized world my friend
you better believe
it's all the niggerfuxation

think of all the coons they have in Chicago
then look at all the coons who live in the Congo
sometimes NASA sends a few into space
so now we have niggers all over the place
even in our jails, they blame it on race
if you're going to the mall, you better carry mace
all the jigaboos I wish we could erase

TNB all over the civilized world my friend
you better believe
it's all the niggerfuxation
you better believe
it's all the niggerfuxation

http://chimptube.tv/joomla/index.php?option=com_hwdvideoshare&task=viewvideo&Itemid=55&video_id=325

:chmpt

Gallóglaigh

11-19-2010, 09:58 PM

Cher - Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

:lmao

sometimes it seemed a bit of a joke
the sheboons turned tricks for the cocaine they'd smoke
the niglets would steal whatever they could
the nigger bucks would chimp out, sometimes making each other good

niggers spades and coons
they tried to bus 'em into our town
we'd call them niggers spades and coons
and every night the Klan would come around
and run the niggers down

saw a coon sitting in an oldsmobile
playing his rap and keeping it real
he was parked outside a KFC
caught him huffing jenkem
and the Klan left him swinging up in a tree

niggers spades and coons
they tried to bus 'em into our town
we'd call them niggers spades and coons
and every night the Klan would come around
and run the niggers down

we tried to keep 'em out but they passed a law
with a lawsuit to file
three years later our town's a ghetto
and we haven't been safe for a while
oh no we haven't been safe for for a while

now our city is a bit of a joke
the sheboons turn tricks for the cocaine they smoke
the niglets steal whatever they could
and the nigger bucks chimp out, often making each other good

niggers spades and coons
they tried to bus 'em into our town
we'd call them niggers spades and coons
and every night the Klan would come around
and run the niggers down

niggers spades and coons
they tried to bus 'em into our town
we'd call them niggers spades and coons
and every night the Klan would come around
and run the niggers down

:kkk

Whitey Ford

11-26-2010, 05:22 PM

All the niggers in africa
They live in shit huts don't you know
When Hurricanes come (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino

All the witchdoctas stir their pots
They got albino body parts
nigger voodoo (oh whey oh)
They make JuJu for all the c00ns

Crackhead types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an african

B00n gorillas walk the street
They sell poosy for muh dik
They've got the clap (oh whey oh)
Then they end up in the free clinic

All the niglets so sick of books
They like the bling and the shit hop band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an african

All the c00ns in the likka sto say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an african

Slide your feet up the street grab yo crotch
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So just go steal a Cadillac

If you want to find all the c00ns
They're hanging out in the likka sto
They shuck and jive (oh whey oh)
Then cruise the street, look for hos

All the somalians grab muh dik
The police ready their night sticks
And the po po know (oh whey oh)
They go to jail like africans

All the c00ns in the likka sto say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an african
Walk like an african

LaTrine Jakscoon

11-26-2010, 05:25 PM

This one would be good to niggerize

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOd_f0UjZX4

LaTrine Jakscoon

11-26-2010, 05:26 PM