Just for fun: Would you go agree to this?

[bigjoespompano]

Was watching an old Sci-Fi movie the other day and it got me to thinking. If the following scenario took place, would you be willing to go along with it?

Let's say a race of aliens lands on the UN Building and the beings have a direct meeting with a member from every country. They come in peace and have no ill-will towards us. They simply want to make a deal.

Whilst passing through our galaxy they happened to scan our planet and notice that it was over run with delicious niggers. You see, on their home world, niggers are considered a great and very expensive delicacy. They would be more than happy to bring their 'cattle-cars' to this planet and load up every last nigger and take them home. Unfortunately, they will need a major portion of our world's oil supply to do it, leaving us with just enough to function but little else. It will be up to us to develop new sources of energy and do it fast in order to keep from going totally in the tank, economically and socially.

Would you be willing to put up with the head ache and hard ships not having any oil will cause until such time as we can figure something else out? This comes with the understanding that when you wake up sometime next week, every last nigger on the face of the Earth will be totally GONE. You will NEVER have to look, smell or have any contact with one ever again.

Does this 'deal' meet with your approval?

[MikeSaitek]

Where can I sign this document? We don't need oil as much as we need to rid this world of Nigger's. If there were no Niggers, we could concentrate on advancing our civilization instead of worrying about when some nigger will rape and kill.

[gnigs_r_skum]

I thought the aliens were going to eat niggers and piss gasoline?:bb

[imurmaster]

its sad i think about about this sort of thing a lot, aliens saving the day and stuff, in a sad sort of a way it seems like the only way out, i have this dream that aliens come down and see our planet is over run with this infestation and they sort of become the orkin man come and oradicate this worthless species bringing down mankind, ill give up more than oil to oradicate niggers i wouldnt even have a second thought

[nutnice]

We're running out of oil anyway, so fuck it, they might as well take the niggers.

[akihabro]

screw it! i live in a big enough city to where i could take public transportation because gas was too high for my personal car or walk! so when is this happening? of course its kinda nice that we pay them a few dollars to dig for multi million dollar diamonds. either way i'd ask why the aliens didn't they come sooner!

[ANH]

Take all the niggers please.

[GDRHammer]

Dude, I could not sign up fast enough! I would make everyone I know (including the niggers) sign it. The nigs would sign it if we told them it was a petition for the Back To Africa movement.

[UrbanMedic]

Honestly, I'd give up my left nut to be rid of the shitskins.

[Slave Master Cl]

Personally I would build a bling bling boat for show and put the niggers on it and be quiet until the niggers get on and when they do I'll be quiet until their back in Africa. I know it's wishful thinking but it sure would be nice and quiet without them.

[klinger]

Hell yes! I'd ride a bicycle the rest of my life to get rid of niggers.

[Cyberman]

Oil doesn't run out. It's produced in the molten core of the Earth and seeps up into underground basins. Even if a well runs dry, it'll regenerate in thirty to forty years. Some of the original wells drilled in Pennsylvania went dry in the 1930's. Some are starting to produce oil again. Some of the wells in the gulf off Texas and Louisiana, that were drilled in the 80's, are producing way more oil than they were projected to. Nothing, according to geologic science, explains this, except for the molten core theory. Oil is way more plentiful than the oil companies are letting on.

[Gallóglaigh]

I would be gladly willing to live a sort-of amish lifestyle if that means a life 100% free of niggers.

-gtfo

[PunqueRoquer]

I'd be more than happy for the aliens to take the niggers and the oil. Without the interference of the niggers laying claim to every advance that they had absolutely no involvement in and affirmative action dumbing down the process, we should be able to come up with a new source of energy quicker than if they were around.

Good luck getting the niglove s to go along with it, though.

[Death_or_Reckoning]

The aliens obviously would have to have some form of advanced power supply.

First, we give them a 'smorgasbord' of nigras from alla cross the world as a sample to get them hooked, and then BARTER WITH THEM. The world's supply of nigras in exchange for clean renewable energy.

WIN-WIN situation >: )

[Harlem Coonstep]

Morbid curiosity leads me to wonder what nigger meat would taste like. I imagine hákarl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl) is the closest equivalent.

[103rapesAday]

Was watching an old Sci-Fi movie the other day and it got me to thinking. If the following scenario took place, would you be willing to go along with it?

Let's say a race of aliens lands on the UN Building and the beings have a direct meeting with a member from every country. They come in peace and have no ill-will towards us. They simply want to make a deal.

Whilst passing through our galaxy they happened to scan our planet and notice that it was over run with delicious niggers. You see, on their home world, niggers are considered a great and very expensive delicacy. They would be more than happy to bring their 'cattle-cars' to this planet and load up every last nigger and take them home. Unfortunately, they will need a major portion of our world's oil supply to do it, leaving us with just enough to function but little else. It will be up to us to develop new sources of energy and do it fast in order to keep from going totally in the tank, economically and socially.

Would you be willing to put up with the head ache and hard ships not having any oil will cause until such time as we can figure something else out? This comes with the understanding that when you wake up sometime next week, every last nigger on the face of the Earth will be totally GONE. You will NEVER have to look, smell or have any contact with one ever again.

Does this 'deal' meet with your approval?

I would question the Aliens about needing our oil, if they can travel the broad expanses of space to get to our planet then why would they need it (unless it's like a sauce or soup base to prep the niggers for a meal)? Maybe it's the cheap half Oriental in me but if for once in the history of the universe the niggers had any sort of value, then maybe we should exploit for all the ills that niggers have caused in the past as a form of payback to society. I would if it came down to it give them all the niggers and even all the oil, running out of oil is a problem we'll face sooner or later in our ever evolving society, if the aliens have the ability to remove niggers from our society then I would love for that problem to end permanently, but I would also make them take the mixed-breed niggers as well.

:lobster

[bigjoespompano]

Much as you find a meal much more rewarding when served with a fine Merlot or Pinot Noir, the aliens find the same to be true with our oil. On their planet, to serve a finely grilled nigger without the accompanying glass of the finest 'dark crude' is social suicide.

[SST]

The aliens obviously would have to have some form of advanced power supply.

First, we give them a 'smorgasbord' of nigras from alla cross the world as a sample to get them hooked, and then BARTER WITH THEM. The world's supply of nigras in exchange for clean renewable energy.

WIN-WIN situation >: )

Perfect reasoning, but trust and verify, and I would give up petrol for no more niggers. Maybe intergalactic ghetto lobster needs crude to help choke it down.

[RizzleMcDizzle]

Those aliens had me at "eating niggers". However, being the shrewed dealer that I am, I would also include that the aliens HAD to take any and all nigger loving liberals. Not only would we NOT have to deal with their niggerwhine, but they wouldn't get in the way of innovation.