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09-11-2009, 05:24 AM
-What the hell! This one has been on the fence long enough and I figured it was time to bring it to the Chimpout World Atlas. Here's to ya Nutnice!!!:cheers-
The Dominicoon Republic
Location:Caribbean, eastern two-thirds of the island of Hispaniola, between the Caribbean Sea and the North Atlantic Ocean, east of Haiti
Capital: Santo Domingo
Population: 9,650,054 (July 2009 est.)
Gross Domestic Product: $78 billion.....pretty damn good.....for niggers!
GDP per capita: $8,200
Language(s): Dominicoon Castillian better known as Spanish Niggerbabble
Ethnic/Racial Groups: White 16%, Niggers 11%, Mixed Race 73% (Politically correct term for nigger!)
Main Industries: Baseball, tobacco, tourism, mining, shucking and jiving, shooting at illegal Haitians
Main Religion: Roman Catholicism
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/LocationDominicanRepublic.svg/800px-LocationDominicanRepublic.svg.png
Explored and claimed by Christopher Columbus on his first voyage in 1492, the island of Hispaniola became a springboard for Spanish conquest of the Caribbean and the American mainland. In 1697, Spain recognized French dominion over the western third of the island, which in 1804 became Haiti.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/DomRep_Bacardi_Insel.jpg/800px-DomRep_Bacardi_Insel.jpg
Cayo Levantado in Samana Bay, DR. Absolutely beautiful....sad really.
The remainder of the island, by then known as Santo Domingo, sought to gain its own independence in 1821.
By then most of the Spanish had discarded this piece of shit and headed to higher ground in Cuba leaving behind a few of their own but also a huge amount of niggers and unsuspecting Taino Indians. While the Spanish were gone, the niggers went on a wild and crazy muh-dikking spree of the native Taino Indians and created the godawful abomination that most of us have grown to know as the Zambo(sambo) or red-skinned nigger aka "red-bone."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Carnival_002_4412.JPG/300px-Carnival_002_4412.JPG
Scary, violent, bow and arrow using she-boon zambos.
During this time period, the DR became known as the ONLY country ever to get invaded successfully and pwned by Haiti!:lol Haiti ruled the entire Hispaniola island for a span of 22 years before the few Whites left in DR finally grew a set of cojones and rounded up some good indians and a few halfricans and forced the Haitian boons back to the west-side of the island in 1844 claiming it's independance. Nevertheless, the end result as always with niggers of this magnitude is epic fail and the DR pleaded for Spain to take it's sorry ass back in 1861 after a mere 15 years of independence.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Edificiosok052.jpg
Santo Domingo, the capital of DR. Amazing what a human population of 16% can do!
In 1863, a bunch of dumb niggers led by General Gregorio Luperon(a porch monkey) decided that Spanish rule was just too damn good for them and launched the War of Restoration with the excuse that Spain really didn't give a shit about DR (which they actually didn't) and there was a fear of Haiti once again attempting to re-annex the east-side of Hispaniola. After two years of fighting in 1865, Spain finally said this shitpile is not worth fighting for and abandoned the island altogether. Fortunately for the U.S. in 1869, Buenaventura Báez who lead the DR since the huge bongo party with Haiti turned to act on his plan of annexing the country to the United States, and President Ulysses Grant was supportive and wanted the land to resettle newly freed slaves on, since Grant like Lincoln wanted to get rid of niggers on the U.S. mainland. An agreement was made, which included a U.S. a payment of 1.5 million dollars for Dominicoon debt repayment. Grant's cabinet unfortunately however, did not approve, so he took the proposal directly to the U.S. Senate. Charles Sumner, chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, vigorously opposed the deal, arguing that coons shouldn't have to leave their land to protect themselves from becoming windchimes and that the government should do that:tlb. He also thought it unfair for the U.S. to effectively dissolve one of the only two jig-led nations in the Western Hemisphere (the other being Haiti). On June 30, 1870, the Senate voted down the plan 28-28, two-thirds being required:face. This was the United States' second failed attempt to annex the DR as anything involved with niggers can only equal failure. To get land for Abraham Lincoln's similar slave relocation plan, Secretary of State William H. Seward (who was laughed at for buying Alaska) had previously tried to negotiate a purchase.
Once Baez was toppled for good in 1878, niggers do what niggers do best and the DR was nothing more than a American stage of jaboonery with one jungle bunny toppling the other jungle bunny in several coup d'etats, vicious Dominicoon shucking and jiving matches and nigger-on-nigger machete street fights until 1916 when U.S. President Woodrow Wilson in fear of having trade routes to the Panama Canal being cut-off sent the U.S. Marines to restore law and order and enjoy some rum, second-rate cigars and target practice at the expense of their boots on the back of the necks of many spear chuckers.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/Ocupacion-1916.jpg/800px-Ocupacion-1916.jpg
U.S. Marines handling monkeyshines in the DR
After this time the Trujillo era began. Gen. Rafael Trujillo served two terms as preznit of the DR from 1930-1938 and from 1942-1952. Trujillo was sort of an anamoly if you will for a nigger. We was HUGELY pro-U.S. and anti-communist. He absolutely despised niggers considering he was an octaroon himself and especially had it in for Haitians even though he was an eigth Haitian. He also gave asylum to Jews from Europe during WWII, Japanese refugees fleeing Japan before WWII and Spanish refugess during the Spanish Civil War. He also gave these immigrants the same rights as whites and Trujillo firmly believed in the Spanish "Casta" system of niggers being at the bottom of the rice pot and treated niggers like shit, worse than any Jim Crow laws in the South could've ever done.....keep in mind he was a octaroon.
One day, the 1/8 nigger in him goes into a chimpout mode in 1937 claimed that Haiti was harboring some of his opponents. Shortly after his chimpout, he ordered a massive bongo party and an attack on the DR/Haiti border. The DR niggers (who have now been doing this steadily since this time period) hopped across the border and began turning niggers into baboon pincushions with bayonets, saving the ammo for the real niggers coming their way.
The operation was a huge success as far as slaughtering niggers goes and later became known as the Parsley Massacre in which it's estimated that the DR military took out some 20-30K niggers....too bad they didn't turn the guns on themselves. The Parsley Massacre was all over Trujillo's nigger instinct of gibs to take the entire Hispaniola island and hoped that killing a huge amount of niggers would trigger a war between the DR and Haiti so he could settle the score from a 100 years ago. Haiti responded as the typical cowardly nigger does and cried itself a river to Washingcoon, D.C. Washingcoon being extremely friendly with the DR, slapped them on the wrist and Trujillo pussied out and paid Haiti $525,000 in reparations which turned out to be about $30 a victim. The Haitian niggers being niggers and not being able to resist the gibs gave a whopping $.02 to survivors of the Parsley Massacre.
Later on in 1961, it's believe the CIA rounded up a bunch of niggers in the DR and had a bullet put in the back of Trujillo's head after he'd taken over as dictator....like a typical coon, after his brother's presidency Hector Trujillo ended in 1960. Trujillo just like a good spook just got way too uppity and started causing way too much trouble in the Cariboon with the Cuban Missle Crisis going on and the CIA figured it was time for goodness.
Since then, the small White population of the DR (mostly thanks to Fidel Castro's revolution in Cuba) has been able to take the resources of sugar, tobacco, cement and gold (Yes, there are actual gold mines in DR!) and built many fine all-inclusive resorts where niggers are not allowed, recreated cigars that were once from Cuba and made them available to the U.S. because of the Cuban trade embargo, created a consistent agricultural industry that feeds alot of the West Indies and parlayed that into a half-decent GDP for a country filled with niggers. However, the porch monkeys of the DR's only contribution has been nothing but overrated baseball players (which happens to be the highest per capita paying job in DR), Merengue which is Spanish niggerbabble Jazz, prostitution and sex-trafficking and a huge cocaine trafficking and money laundering ring between Colombia and the United States after CenTac 26 and the Feds brought down the major drug lords of Miami-Spade.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Ortiz_and_Hall2.jpg/200px-Ortiz_and_Hall2.jpg
Overrated Dominicoon beisbol playuh, David "Fat Papi" Ortiz!
While we have a peninsula that could have become total paradise considering it's natural resources and total beauty,
we have niggers and their natural instinct for violence and laziness to thank for it's lack thereof. One's only hope, is that for the most part only Whites run for office in DR and that somehow keeps the country afloat along with the revolving door of drug money. But I guess it could always be worse......it could've been Jamaica!!!!!
The Dominicoon Republic
Location:Caribbean, eastern two-thirds of the island of Hispaniola, between the Caribbean Sea and the North Atlantic Ocean, east of Haiti
Capital: Santo Domingo
Population: 9,650,054 (July 2009 est.)
Gross Domestic Product: $78 billion.....pretty damn good.....for niggers!
GDP per capita: $8,200
Language(s): Dominicoon Castillian better known as Spanish Niggerbabble
Ethnic/Racial Groups: White 16%, Niggers 11%, Mixed Race 73% (Politically correct term for nigger!)
Main Industries: Baseball, tobacco, tourism, mining, shucking and jiving, shooting at illegal Haitians
Main Religion: Roman Catholicism
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/LocationDominicanRepublic.svg/800px-LocationDominicanRepublic.svg.png
Explored and claimed by Christopher Columbus on his first voyage in 1492, the island of Hispaniola became a springboard for Spanish conquest of the Caribbean and the American mainland. In 1697, Spain recognized French dominion over the western third of the island, which in 1804 became Haiti.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/DomRep_Bacardi_Insel.jpg/800px-DomRep_Bacardi_Insel.jpg
Cayo Levantado in Samana Bay, DR. Absolutely beautiful....sad really.
The remainder of the island, by then known as Santo Domingo, sought to gain its own independence in 1821.
By then most of the Spanish had discarded this piece of shit and headed to higher ground in Cuba leaving behind a few of their own but also a huge amount of niggers and unsuspecting Taino Indians. While the Spanish were gone, the niggers went on a wild and crazy muh-dikking spree of the native Taino Indians and created the godawful abomination that most of us have grown to know as the Zambo(sambo) or red-skinned nigger aka "red-bone."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Carnival_002_4412.JPG/300px-Carnival_002_4412.JPG
Scary, violent, bow and arrow using she-boon zambos.
During this time period, the DR became known as the ONLY country ever to get invaded successfully and pwned by Haiti!:lol Haiti ruled the entire Hispaniola island for a span of 22 years before the few Whites left in DR finally grew a set of cojones and rounded up some good indians and a few halfricans and forced the Haitian boons back to the west-side of the island in 1844 claiming it's independance. Nevertheless, the end result as always with niggers of this magnitude is epic fail and the DR pleaded for Spain to take it's sorry ass back in 1861 after a mere 15 years of independence.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Edificiosok052.jpg
Santo Domingo, the capital of DR. Amazing what a human population of 16% can do!
In 1863, a bunch of dumb niggers led by General Gregorio Luperon(a porch monkey) decided that Spanish rule was just too damn good for them and launched the War of Restoration with the excuse that Spain really didn't give a shit about DR (which they actually didn't) and there was a fear of Haiti once again attempting to re-annex the east-side of Hispaniola. After two years of fighting in 1865, Spain finally said this shitpile is not worth fighting for and abandoned the island altogether. Fortunately for the U.S. in 1869, Buenaventura Báez who lead the DR since the huge bongo party with Haiti turned to act on his plan of annexing the country to the United States, and President Ulysses Grant was supportive and wanted the land to resettle newly freed slaves on, since Grant like Lincoln wanted to get rid of niggers on the U.S. mainland. An agreement was made, which included a U.S. a payment of 1.5 million dollars for Dominicoon debt repayment. Grant's cabinet unfortunately however, did not approve, so he took the proposal directly to the U.S. Senate. Charles Sumner, chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, vigorously opposed the deal, arguing that coons shouldn't have to leave their land to protect themselves from becoming windchimes and that the government should do that:tlb. He also thought it unfair for the U.S. to effectively dissolve one of the only two jig-led nations in the Western Hemisphere (the other being Haiti). On June 30, 1870, the Senate voted down the plan 28-28, two-thirds being required:face. This was the United States' second failed attempt to annex the DR as anything involved with niggers can only equal failure. To get land for Abraham Lincoln's similar slave relocation plan, Secretary of State William H. Seward (who was laughed at for buying Alaska) had previously tried to negotiate a purchase.
Once Baez was toppled for good in 1878, niggers do what niggers do best and the DR was nothing more than a American stage of jaboonery with one jungle bunny toppling the other jungle bunny in several coup d'etats, vicious Dominicoon shucking and jiving matches and nigger-on-nigger machete street fights until 1916 when U.S. President Woodrow Wilson in fear of having trade routes to the Panama Canal being cut-off sent the U.S. Marines to restore law and order and enjoy some rum, second-rate cigars and target practice at the expense of their boots on the back of the necks of many spear chuckers.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/Ocupacion-1916.jpg/800px-Ocupacion-1916.jpg
U.S. Marines handling monkeyshines in the DR
After this time the Trujillo era began. Gen. Rafael Trujillo served two terms as preznit of the DR from 1930-1938 and from 1942-1952. Trujillo was sort of an anamoly if you will for a nigger. We was HUGELY pro-U.S. and anti-communist. He absolutely despised niggers considering he was an octaroon himself and especially had it in for Haitians even though he was an eigth Haitian. He also gave asylum to Jews from Europe during WWII, Japanese refugees fleeing Japan before WWII and Spanish refugess during the Spanish Civil War. He also gave these immigrants the same rights as whites and Trujillo firmly believed in the Spanish "Casta" system of niggers being at the bottom of the rice pot and treated niggers like shit, worse than any Jim Crow laws in the South could've ever done.....keep in mind he was a octaroon.
One day, the 1/8 nigger in him goes into a chimpout mode in 1937 claimed that Haiti was harboring some of his opponents. Shortly after his chimpout, he ordered a massive bongo party and an attack on the DR/Haiti border. The DR niggers (who have now been doing this steadily since this time period) hopped across the border and began turning niggers into baboon pincushions with bayonets, saving the ammo for the real niggers coming their way.
The operation was a huge success as far as slaughtering niggers goes and later became known as the Parsley Massacre in which it's estimated that the DR military took out some 20-30K niggers....too bad they didn't turn the guns on themselves. The Parsley Massacre was all over Trujillo's nigger instinct of gibs to take the entire Hispaniola island and hoped that killing a huge amount of niggers would trigger a war between the DR and Haiti so he could settle the score from a 100 years ago. Haiti responded as the typical cowardly nigger does and cried itself a river to Washingcoon, D.C. Washingcoon being extremely friendly with the DR, slapped them on the wrist and Trujillo pussied out and paid Haiti $525,000 in reparations which turned out to be about $30 a victim. The Haitian niggers being niggers and not being able to resist the gibs gave a whopping $.02 to survivors of the Parsley Massacre.
Later on in 1961, it's believe the CIA rounded up a bunch of niggers in the DR and had a bullet put in the back of Trujillo's head after he'd taken over as dictator....like a typical coon, after his brother's presidency Hector Trujillo ended in 1960. Trujillo just like a good spook just got way too uppity and started causing way too much trouble in the Cariboon with the Cuban Missle Crisis going on and the CIA figured it was time for goodness.
Since then, the small White population of the DR (mostly thanks to Fidel Castro's revolution in Cuba) has been able to take the resources of sugar, tobacco, cement and gold (Yes, there are actual gold mines in DR!) and built many fine all-inclusive resorts where niggers are not allowed, recreated cigars that were once from Cuba and made them available to the U.S. because of the Cuban trade embargo, created a consistent agricultural industry that feeds alot of the West Indies and parlayed that into a half-decent GDP for a country filled with niggers. However, the porch monkeys of the DR's only contribution has been nothing but overrated baseball players (which happens to be the highest per capita paying job in DR), Merengue which is Spanish niggerbabble Jazz, prostitution and sex-trafficking and a huge cocaine trafficking and money laundering ring between Colombia and the United States after CenTac 26 and the Feds brought down the major drug lords of Miami-Spade.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Ortiz_and_Hall2.jpg/200px-Ortiz_and_Hall2.jpg
Overrated Dominicoon beisbol playuh, David "Fat Papi" Ortiz!
While we have a peninsula that could have become total paradise considering it's natural resources and total beauty,
we have niggers and their natural instinct for violence and laziness to thank for it's lack thereof. One's only hope, is that for the most part only Whites run for office in DR and that somehow keeps the country afloat along with the revolving door of drug money. But I guess it could always be worse......it could've been Jamaica!!!!!