boon accused of offering sex to get out of drunken driving arrest

[Maleficarum]

A Michigan shebon reportedly attempted to get out of a drunken driving arrest Friday by offering sexual favors and $10,000 to a Wisconsin Dells police officer.

Elizabeth Ann Kommes, 30, of Iron Mountain, Mich., is free on $1,000 bail after she was arrested and charged with drunken driving as a fifth offense and bribery of a public official, both felonies, and with misdemeanor operation after revocation.

Bystanders reported to police that they saw an intoxicated woman leave a Wisconsin Dells parking lot driving a red Pontiac Grand Am with Michigan license plates "TROUBLE," according to a criminal complaint. :lol

http://www.wiscnews.com/pdr/news/296211

[Niggerologist]

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If the offender had been human, I bet the officer would have at least considered the offer. But sex from a she-boon is no "favor." Even throwing in an extra $10,000 doesn't compensate for the diseases and feeling of disgust.