WildTrout
07-21-2008, 10:48 PM
Last night about 9:30 I was minding my own business, laying on the couch watching some tube. All of a sudden, my 90+lb lab goes ballistic! He was barking big time at something outside. I didn't have my porch light on, so I go to the door. I smelled this awful stench. Then I realize it's the sheboon from next door. She says she locked her keys in her house. What do I look like? A fucking locksmith?
I told her that a locksmith would come out, but on a Sunday night it's going to be a while, and be very expensive. The thought of that sow out on her porch all night annoying my dog, was too much. I had to do something. This is how stupid the nig truly is. She is selling her house, and I had noticed a lockbox (where they keep the house key for realtors) on her railing while I was in my side yard earlier. I mentioned that, but she didn't know the code! Then I mentioned calling her realtor. She did, but the idiot called his office on a Sunday night. I finally had to suggest she call his cell number. She did, and amazingly he answered. He drove 35 miles and let her in. God bless him! My dog & I will never forget that horrid stink. I can't even describe it. Sheesh!
I told her that a locksmith would come out, but on a Sunday night it's going to be a while, and be very expensive. The thought of that sow out on her porch all night annoying my dog, was too much. I had to do something. This is how stupid the nig truly is. She is selling her house, and I had noticed a lockbox (where they keep the house key for realtors) on her railing while I was in my side yard earlier. I mentioned that, but she didn't know the code! Then I mentioned calling her realtor. She did, but the idiot called his office on a Sunday night. I finally had to suggest she call his cell number. She did, and amazingly he answered. He drove 35 miles and let her in. God bless him! My dog & I will never forget that horrid stink. I can't even describe it. Sheesh!