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View Full Version : Chicago Pitchfork Festival, Nigger free, almost.



SunshineSammy
07-21-2008, 04:36 PM
I attended the Pitchfork Festival this weekend. This was the big Indie rock fest that takes place in Union Park on the city's near west side. Essentially in the middle of a nigger neighborhood. Surrounded by housing projects and next to the Green line elevated train aka the chimpout express. The only niggers I saw were outside the venue selling bottled water and scalping tickets or asking for handouts. It was nice to see 30,000 human folks enjoying wonderful music performed by human artists. There was practically no security because none was needed. Everyone was behaving well and having a great time. No one rioted. No one was shot. It was bliss. The one AA act which was there that day, GhostFace Killah, Was roundly ignored by the attendees. Everyone was at the North stage enjoying the awesome M.Ward set. I caught a little of the Killah's act when heading to the porta john and it sounded like monkey shit compared to the intricate musicianship and crafty songwriting of the other human acts. My only coontact was with a rude nigger at the beer tent. I had just gotten there and wanted a beer so I sauntered up to the beer tent and asked the nigger beer chucker for a Goose Island. He just stood there and glared at me for a long time without doing a thing. I reiterated my intent to exchange two tickets for a plastic cup containing aforementioned brand of alcoholic consumable. He finally bursted out." What kind of Goose Island you want!" I dont know, I just got here. Why dont you can the attitude and tell me what's available nigger since my choices are not fucking posted anywhere!
Fucking niggers. Always with the fucking attitude! He almost ruined my mood. Almost.

Soulja Boon
07-22-2008, 12:06 AM
Music festivals for any type of music requiring any sort of talent to play is basically guaranteed to be nigger-free. Every single punk, metal, and indie show I've been to has essentially been all human, which is great. No niggers to mess things up for my favorite kinds of music.

niggersarelowlife
07-22-2008, 01:39 AM
You guys just hit on a million dollar idea there. Name any human event with the name of piece of farm equipment used for work and the nigger will stay away.