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Black Plague
07-21-2008, 02:47 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/18/bad-tipping-takes-the-air-out-of-jordan/


Michael Jordan is worth about $400 million, but he doesn't use a dime of that to tip on his bill at a popular Vegas nightclub. Still wanna be like Mike?

Sources tell us MJ frequently visits a very upscale Vegas hotspot and gets comped more often than not. But even with the free bubbly, MJ isn't opening up his wallet. Nike must not pay what it used to!

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9920/0718michaeljordanfmgettmd2.jpg

CoonTownYT
07-21-2008, 03:12 AM
And of course here's your typical nigger response:

6. SO WHAT IT HIS MONEY.

Posted at 12:58PM on Jul 18th 2008 by youngblackbro

Was it you that posted, "They have this victim thing going" :lol

Nigger afleets are even worse than your conventional nigger when it comes to tipping, big surprise.

Apparently there is "No Tippin Pippen", too.

The Man
07-21-2008, 05:58 AM
No nigger will tip then they'll sit and bitch cause no one wants to wait on their cheap, smelly asses.

I worked at a restaurant years ago where waitresses lived off of tips and they were usually very good...until niggers came there. The waitresses would draw straws over would wait on them even when tables were assigned.
One nigger had the nerve to come there 3 nights in row then bitch "Why I's not getting as good service like I's did de first 2 nights here? You all be racists??"
I just answered "No, it's because you run the ladies to death, want 5 times as much service,talk down to them then stiff them on the tip on $40 meals...they just know you now." He chimped out, threatened to call the NAACP, yada yada yada. I just stood there holding the credit card adding a nice tip....

Almost got fired for that one, the only thing that saved my ass was he signed it without looking and it was a week before he realized what I did and he was in another town by then stiffing other waitresses. I don't recommend doing that after I found out the penalties for credit card fraud was...

CoonTownYT
07-21-2008, 06:04 AM
Here are No Tippin Pippen stories

http://www.basketballforum.com/chicago-bulls/322290-official-no-tippin-pippen-thread.html

Sorry it's a bakkybawl forum.

This shit really upsets me. Bottomline, if I can not afford to tip at said restaurant I DO NOT EAT THERE. I am perfectly aware of how difficult those people's jobs are, and even if service is average I tip no less than 20-25%. If service is great, more.

Those poor blokes are getting paid $2 something an hour and most of them are working their way through college. Whenever I go out to eat, I only eat at certain local white-owned restaurants where everyone knows me and I receive EXCELLENT service.

No wonder many establishments have had to use automatic gratuity, because of NIGGERS. I wouldn't blame them if all of them started doing it. Of course niggers have no respect for humanity, so that goes out the door as far as "encouraged" tips are concerned.

NIGGERS!!!

zookeeper
07-21-2008, 06:22 AM
I fail to see how this boon is different than any other nigger besides the $$ the has-been was given in earlier years.

He's blacker than a fresh coat of tar on a roof, loves bakkaball, hims daddy got a cap busted in him, and he doesn't tip - how is this nigger any different than Latravious in Niggertown Project Building #3?

oooga-booga
07-22-2008, 04:04 PM
Automatic gratuity is yet another by-product of Affirm'tive Axshun. We cants be calkulatun tips when weez werkun on warps n shit huh.

Coons are the worst tippers. PERIOD. Don't be fooled by a monkey in a suit, they are the same as the rest of them. If they could walk out entirely without paying they'd do it, and often try. The evidence is so insurmountable, in every aspect, every facet of sub-existent mimicry, an evolutionary branch soon to be seen only on posters. -nigbongo



Here are No Tippin Pippen stories

http://www.basketballforum.com/chicago-bulls/322290-official-no-tippin-pippen-thread.html

Sorry it's a bakkybawl forum.

This shit really upsets me. Bottomline, if I can not afford to tip at said restaurant I DO NOT EAT THERE. I am perfectly aware of how difficult those people's jobs are, and even if service is average I tip no less than 20-25%. If service is great, more.

Those poor blokes are getting paid $2 something an hour and most of them are working their way through college. Whenever I go out to eat, I only eat at certain local white-owned restaurants where everyone knows me and I receive EXCELLENT service.

No wonder many establishments have had to use automatic gratuity, because of NIGGERS. I wouldn't blame them if all of them started doing it. Of course niggers have no respect for humanity, so that goes out the door as far as "encouraged" tips are concerned.

NIGGERS!!!

PunqueRoquer
07-25-2008, 05:28 PM
That's cool if he doesn't want to tip. That just means that the wait staff is going to take turns spitting in his food. That might be why hepatitis is so rampant in the nigger community because none of them tip.