bigjoespompano
07-20-2008, 11:37 PM
Coontact #1 came as I and the wife decided to take a break and have lunch at the Olive Garden. Very busy for Sunday afternoon as there was a twenty minute wait at three PM! Anyway, there was the usual crowd milling about waiting to get 'buzzed' and all the leather couches were taken in the lobby forcing everyone to stand.
Then I spotted it! One open space on the leather couch! Aw, blessed relief! Just then I realized that the entire corner (all couches and leather seats) were occupied by what appeared to be one, large nigger fambly. Yet, here was this open spot!
It was in the nineties here today and you could tell all anyone want to do was sit down on the cool leather and rest. Yet, no one did. I stood there, in that crowd for almost twenty minutes and NO ONE would sit down on that cool, inviting, soft leather couch! For twenty-something minutes it just remained open. This just proved to me that Humans are not as dumb as they seem sometimes. No matter how dragged out, hot & tired anyone was, there was no way in hell they were going to sit down next to a nigger!
The second coontact is more of an hilarious observation. Sponge Bob and Patrick get car-jacked! Honest ta God, if I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have believed it! I was in Sears (electronics section) looking for some wire gizmo and I happened to notice two niglets cross-legged on the floor, mesmerized by the wall of televisions. I look up to see what they are watching and it's 'ol Sponge Bob! At the moment I looked up, He and his Pal Patrick were in their aqua car stopped at a red light. Just then a giant BLACK fish (in some sort of gang-looking garb) comes up to the side of the car and says "Get out of the car boys!" and which point the two characters do. The big black fish hops in and drives away with their car leaving the two characters stranded on the side of the road!!! If you don't believe me, ask your kids about it. They will know. Great way to get out message through to the young ones...
The final coontact is one of those that makes you say "DAMN! Where's my ^&%$# camera when I need it!" We were driving home and my wife yells out "LOOK AT THAT! and point to the bus stop on the corner of the intersection. Standing there, waiting for the bus (??) was a full blown nigger in full EGYPTIAN had-dress! swear 'ta God! It was all gold and sparkly and had the same stripe pattern as found in the Pharaohs tombs! My wife went nuts. He had on the usual wraparound, P-Diddy shades and was sporting the usual nigger evil stare but he was doing it from under this head-dress! I understand that it's hot as hell here now and people out side are doing what ever they can to keep their noggins cool but an Egyptian Head Dress??? Has this nigger shit about thinking they are descendants of Egyptians now begun to manifest itself in their garb??
What a day! Niggers never cease to amaze...
Then I spotted it! One open space on the leather couch! Aw, blessed relief! Just then I realized that the entire corner (all couches and leather seats) were occupied by what appeared to be one, large nigger fambly. Yet, here was this open spot!
It was in the nineties here today and you could tell all anyone want to do was sit down on the cool leather and rest. Yet, no one did. I stood there, in that crowd for almost twenty minutes and NO ONE would sit down on that cool, inviting, soft leather couch! For twenty-something minutes it just remained open. This just proved to me that Humans are not as dumb as they seem sometimes. No matter how dragged out, hot & tired anyone was, there was no way in hell they were going to sit down next to a nigger!
The second coontact is more of an hilarious observation. Sponge Bob and Patrick get car-jacked! Honest ta God, if I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have believed it! I was in Sears (electronics section) looking for some wire gizmo and I happened to notice two niglets cross-legged on the floor, mesmerized by the wall of televisions. I look up to see what they are watching and it's 'ol Sponge Bob! At the moment I looked up, He and his Pal Patrick were in their aqua car stopped at a red light. Just then a giant BLACK fish (in some sort of gang-looking garb) comes up to the side of the car and says "Get out of the car boys!" and which point the two characters do. The big black fish hops in and drives away with their car leaving the two characters stranded on the side of the road!!! If you don't believe me, ask your kids about it. They will know. Great way to get out message through to the young ones...
The final coontact is one of those that makes you say "DAMN! Where's my ^&%$# camera when I need it!" We were driving home and my wife yells out "LOOK AT THAT! and point to the bus stop on the corner of the intersection. Standing there, waiting for the bus (??) was a full blown nigger in full EGYPTIAN had-dress! swear 'ta God! It was all gold and sparkly and had the same stripe pattern as found in the Pharaohs tombs! My wife went nuts. He had on the usual wraparound, P-Diddy shades and was sporting the usual nigger evil stare but he was doing it from under this head-dress! I understand that it's hot as hell here now and people out side are doing what ever they can to keep their noggins cool but an Egyptian Head Dress??? Has this nigger shit about thinking they are descendants of Egyptians now begun to manifest itself in their garb??
What a day! Niggers never cease to amaze...