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Whiteman's Burden
05-12-2008, 02:45 AM
Tonight my girlfriend and I went to one of our hole in the wall Italian Restaurants to eat.

Originally we were going to go to a more elaborate place but time and circumstances interviened so we went to a place that has eat in but mostly does take out and has a small bar in the front.

When we sat ourselves we beheld something I have never seen there before: A buffet.

This place makes almost everything well. Their buffet had a lot of different items. Crab legs, mussels, fried shrimp, chicken and I believe 5 kinds of pizza.

Low and behold a nigger comes in from the bar and seats himself.

Nothing notible but I had a feeling....and I was right.

First he's on his own.

Second he asks for two plates. No, no one joining him. He just felt that he should be special enough for two plates.

Third, he was not happy enough with the butter containers provided for the patrons for their crab legs. He wanted a bigger one. My girlfriend and I watched and listened to each request, rolled our eyes and snickered.

The guy who owns the place usually walks by and asks everyone hows their meal. He walked over to this niggers table and whispered something to him but that nigger stopped making any more requests and just sat and ate like a good boy.

As for me I had the Spagetti and meatballs 4 hours ago and am still stuffed.

Niggers must have some sort of Extra Sensory Perception when it comes to Buffets.

klinger
05-12-2008, 04:33 AM
I like a good buffet but when I go to one I make sure it's deep inside the white part of town. Buffets are serious nigger magnets.

Shaniqua
05-12-2008, 01:06 PM
Perhaps the owner asked the nigger if he'd like to be sporting "cement shoes"...:lol I predict the buffet will be discontinued shortly. Niggers will put them right out of business.

jibba jabba
05-12-2008, 06:19 PM
Niggers love the variety of deep-fried delicacies usually seen at buffets.

Undertow
05-12-2008, 08:06 PM
I like a good buffet but when I go to one I make sure it's deep inside the white part of town. Buffets are serious nigger magnets.

They sure are!!! :wddy

Whiteman's Burden
05-12-2008, 09:46 PM
I don't think my girlfriend and I have ever seen a nigger at this Italian restaurant before.

Of course that was the first time I saw a buffet at the place in the 10 years I have frequented said establishment and it has become less hole in the wall to a place that serves seafood and steak as well as Italian delights.

I think they will drop the buffet there. The nigger was the only one eating from it for the 45 minutes that it took us to enjoy our meal.