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*Doc Johnson*
07-18-2008, 10:53 PM
There I was in Home Depot (a building supply store here in the U.S.) and looked up to see some broke-down piece of crap Nigger come shambling in thru the entrance pushing a lawnmower over to the Returns counter.

"You gotta be kidding me?!!" I almost blurted out loud - even from 50 feet away I could see that this lawnmower was used and abused and probably a few years old. Heck, it was probably stolen....

I already had a hunch what was up - Darky was trying to put one over on Da' Man and either get a brand new lawnmower for free or hold its paw out and somehow get itself "Free Money an' Sheeit"

Christ! These fucking apes are a curse on civilized society. I didn't have time to stick around and see how it all ended. I hope to God some human working the desk shoved it's foot up Blacky's ass and called the cops.



Doc

Black Plague
07-18-2008, 11:37 PM
This raises an interesting question - how often do you see nigger "customers" in a 'home improvement' store ?

niggersarelowlife
07-18-2008, 11:57 PM
Just my guess, but the only place you will see niggers in such a store, is to be looking at all that shiny copper n shit.

Unregistered
07-19-2008, 12:19 AM
Niggers gravitate to copper like magnets to steel. BIG money in dat foe the nigger!
In all honesty though I don't think the Home Depot nigger was returning a mower.
First of all, what are the odds of the nigger having a HOME. Next, what are them odds of a nigger having a LAWN let alone caring enough about property values to go out and purchase an expensive lawn mower when dat money bould bess be used else where in a crack house down the street.

SnowDog
07-19-2008, 12:21 AM
"This raises an interesting question - how often do you see nigger "customers" in a 'home improvement' store ?"

The closest Home Depot near me is in a once nice part of town that's gone to the niggers. I'm always seeing niggers there, in the parking lot and near the door, axing fo' change (I guess they're campaigning for Osambo?). A heavy pallet loaded with dry wall or 2 X 4s pushed with authority makes these niggers scatter. Coming out the door with plumping supplies, tools, or other such items tends to make these niggers pretty well behaved.

Raptorman
07-19-2008, 05:16 AM
"This raises an interesting question - how often do you see nigger "customers" in a 'home improvement' store ?"

The closest Home Depot near me is in a once nice part of town that's gone to the niggers. I'm always seeing niggers there, in the parking lot and near the door, axing fo' change (I guess they're campaigning for Osambo?). A heavy pallet loaded with dry wall or 2 X 4s pushed with authority makes these niggers scatter. Coming out the door with plumping supplies, tools, or other such items tends to make these niggers pretty well behaved.

I've never seen grass grow in a niggers yard. Something about the nasty fumes that emanate from fecal colored critters keeps the ground barren for a good 50 foot radius around any nigger shack. Once in a while you may spot some weeds but never grass.

The nigger stole the mower and is doing his best to gets sum o dat free whitey money.

Unregistered
07-19-2008, 09:02 AM
niggers probably go to home depot to buy (aka steal) cans of paint to sniff and get high from.

Unregistered
07-19-2008, 01:12 PM
"You gotta be kidding me?!!" I almost blurted out loud - even from 50 feet away I could see that this lawnmower was used and abused and probably a few years old. Heck, it was probably stolen....[quote]
STOLEN IS MY BEST GUESS
Maybe the nigger was taking it in for RE-pair.