Obama almost dies from choking on watermelon seed

[Evolution]

Obama almost dies from choking on watermelon seed (http://www.libertyreporter.org/politics/2250.html)


During a stop at the Crowne Plaza hotel to promote his "single-minded" sweeping new blueprint for US foreign policy, White House hopeful Barack Obama choked on a watermelon seed. Obama was clutching his throat and appeared not to be able to breath for several seconds. An unknown staff member quickly applied the Heimlich Maneuver. Obama seemed to recover quickly and was quietly escorted to a waiting secret service SUV.

[Whiteman's Burden]

The fucking nigger can't even breath without a que card much less eat.

I thought niggers were experienced with watermellon......

He will lose the nigger vote over this.

:bbl "wot you mean he choked on wattymelon. Ohh he be lying about being a nigga"

[AFN_Weasel]

May that unknown staff member rot in hell. He/she could have changed history.

[Mr. Niggativity]

A waddymelon seed, huh? :wddy That's almost too good to be true. rolfl

Bush nearly choked on a pretzel seven years ago, but that's different; white people aren't genetically predisposed to eating pretzels. :D :goll

[walt235]

There are SO many jokes struggling to be born on this subject, it's mind blowing!

[ChicagoAvenger]

Doctors Heimlich and Safar were renowned
researchers in airway obstruction, they
developed the emergency resuscitation techniques
that EMS uses today.

This nigger should be quite appreciative
for this White innovation in medicine.

[niggersarelowlife]

Watch some nigger claim he "Invented" this as he showed Dr's. Heimlich and Safar this as he was scrubbing the toilet.

:ktty:dance

HEADLINE: "Sentor Borat Hassun Obama Killed by an assassin's Waddemelon seed."

[Oppressor]

Doctors Heimlich and Safar were renowned
researchers in airway obstruction, they
developed the emergency resuscitation techniques
that EMS uses today.

This nigger should be quite appreciative
for this White innovation in medicine.

When those doctors realize what an Obongo administration would do to their payroll taxes, they'll renounce the Hippocratic Oath. jrk

[Sir Lawrence]

:bs That nigger did not choke on a watermelon seed. That was merely a response to a question it did not have a flash card answer to, and "yes" "no" or "change" did not fit.

Look at that picture at the link... People do not choke with a shit eating grin on their face! -nigbongo

[S.T.P]

The irony if he actualy died on a watermellon seed is virtualy priceless!

rolfl

[niggersarelowlife]

QUICK! BAN THE WADDEMELON!!!!!!!

rolfl :snack

[ANH]

That down low nigger will choke to death on a "Muh Dik" if anything.