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A.P. Hill
07-16-2008, 05:06 PM
I have posted about this elsewhere, but since I'm "starting from scratch", I thought I would comment on it again as it remains one of my favorite, non-dangerous nigger sightings- and I see it all the time.

It's a beaitful day today in Seattle. I'm Downtown today, and could walk to this project office from home. I passed something I see a lot, and never cease to be amazed by: a bulbous-assed nigger sow with an ENORMOUS frozen coffee drink for her morning grazing, I mean like a 24oz. cup with chocolate sauce and whipped cream and gobs and gobs of sugar. "It" was waiting at a bus stop I pass on my way Downtown. Sucking and slurping and then, of course, a big nasty nigger belch to clear her pipes for more "coffee". I am fortunate enough to live in a town with almost no niggers. The ones I do see, however, do their best to keep the reputation of the beast flying at high mast, proving that "keeping it real" can be done even in an area almost 85% White (God I love our Downtown!!!).

I can't start the day without my joe. For me, though, it's usually drip coffee, BLACK, as I cannot abide sugar in coffee. But I cannot imagine starting your day with a fucking milkshake masquerading as a "coffee" drink! Of course, Boo-heamouth had probably already had half a pound of bacon for her morning graze Part One, so it's not like she was putting it on an empty stomach. Still, seeing this fat nigger bitch slurping that goddamn "coffee" just made me sick, until I got a block away and saw all the White people (and our other CIVILIZED workers here, the superb Asian community here!) walking around and it was ok- I had a laugh, and decided to take an early break and tell the new board all about it. Ever see this? The only thing that would make it better was if Starbucks could figure out a way to deep-fry a cup of coffee. Can you just IMAGINE how ape-shit they would go over the "Hickory BBQ Mocha Frappacino"???

"Ooooh girl, youse jus' GATS to git yo seffs one a dem Bubba-cue Fraps-a-cheetohs. Ooooh wee- bout to git muhself a O-gasmus jus' thinkin' bout dat shee-it! Ooooo wee!"

Soulja Boon
07-16-2008, 05:55 PM
God, I love coffee but I could never stand those frozen coffee things. And the fact that she was having one for breakfast is disgusting. Those must have at least 500 calories in them, easily.

A.P. Hill
07-16-2008, 06:06 PM
650 actually:

http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4128051.html

And almost as much fat (25g) as a Big Mac (32g).

That is outrageous. Once a month, sure- I have a weakness for donuts. And I indulge that weakness. ONCE A GODDAMN MONTH!

You KNOW this baboon-ess starts her day with one of these every day. And then balloons up to 300 pounds and waddles around saying "I don' unnastan' it. Shee-it, alls I hads fo brick-fuss was wunna dem coffees!"

I'm totally against diabetes research just for this reason. Kill 'em off the natural way, is what I say- one chicken leg and cream pie at a time!

lilywhitelady
07-16-2008, 06:55 PM
Since you brought it to my attention, I have never seen a nigger drink black coffee.
I learn something everyday here at Chimpout!rolflrolflrolfl

Whiteman's Burden
07-17-2008, 03:38 AM
The irony is that niggers hate anything black.

GDRHammer
07-17-2008, 04:33 AM
"Hickory BBQ Mocha Frappacino".....that's hysterical! Kudos!

AFN_Weasel
07-17-2008, 04:51 AM
I wonder where these welfare queens get the money for their $6 coffee milkshakes. Do they take food stamps at Starbucks now?