Nigger "discovers" KFC secret recipe

[PithHelmet]

Humans conquered the moon. So what, right? Well, this nigga here supposedly found the greatest discovery since antibiotics--the KFC secret recipe.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07202009/news/regionalnews/fryin_on_a_wing__a_prayer_180328.htm


A Long Island KFC devotee who ditched his Wall Street job in a quest to unravel the food court's best-kept secret believes he's finally figured out Colonel Sanders' 11 herbs and spices.

:bucket

[Brutal Defiance]

I saw this. There really contributing to society arent they?:rofl


Weez discoved da secret to dat chickenz nigga! :bucket:party



Theres no dout in my mind they built the fucking pyramids now. :rofl

[Frank Howard]

Humans conquered the moon. So what, right? Well, this nigga here supposedly found the greatest discovery since antibiotics--the KFC secret recipe.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07202009/news/regionalnews/fryin_on_a_wing__a_prayer_180328.htm



:bucket
Stupid NIGGER. The recipe is MSG. A food additive used by all unhealthy marketers of fast food shit like KFC.

[LishaBisha]

God forbid he keep a real job or come up with his own recipes! Oh no.... just quit and steal everyone else's. Typical!!!:vomit

[SnowDog]

Only a nigger would be silly enough to do something like that. KFC is pretty awful, so who the hell cares (other than a shitskin)?

[Bleeding Kansas]

That's what the great pyramid of Cheops is for... Deep inside the pyramid, at the exact center, is the recipe for KFC. :bucket:kfcnig

[88Forrest88]

prob too stupid to make it anyways:picard

[Ku Klux Klam]

Or simply too lazy to cook it themselves.

[ialwaysknewit]

dayum, dat beez some magic chikkuns,

nothing secret, pieces of chicken, dipped in flour salt pepper msg and pressure fried, not normal deep fried, pressure fried, that means it cooks at a higher temperature for a shorter time, which means it will be greasier, moister and will hold the flavour better.

but i suppose niggers never discovered chicken, agriculture (for the cultivation of grain to turn into flour), salt, pepper, bio-chemistry (for discovering and refining chemicals that we 'taste'), refining vegetable oils or basic physics, in the wild niggas be eatin it raw, gnomesain maing.

[Troublemick]

That chicken looked like what Col. Sander's nigger housekeeper got fired for serving the human's of the house for sunday supper! :bucket

[CoonTownYT]

LOL!!! Discovering KFC's secret recipe must be akin to winning the lottery for a nigger. All that fucking time the nigger wasted trying to figure out some simple recipe, and there are thousands more that are 10x better.

Only a nigger.:dble

[walt235]

Stupid NIGGER. The recipe is MSG. A food additive used by all unhealthy marketers of fast food shit like KFC.

That's what I was going to say, just put in salt, a few spices and lots of MSG!
:kick

[shovelheadroad]

:shitThis is so ridiculous it's infuriating. He's got a BOOK DEAL? For what? a 5 line recipe? For an imitation of something REAL that anyone can get anywhere cheaply? Retarded niggercentric nonsense.:warp

[JT Buckmaster]

Hold on a second. This nigger had a JOB? On WALL ST, no less? :wtf

Was he hawking jenkem to the day traders? :lol

[homeyh8r]

:LS I call shennanigans on that fictitional day trading job he claims to have had. The nigger's so full of shit, his eyes are brown! Anyhoo, while humans are working on curing cancer, cloning body parts for future "self transplants," making plants more productive, cars running on less fossil fuels, making computer chips smaller than a grain of sand & other things of import, niggers utilize their time with "get rich quick" schemes, getting high from raw sewage, perfecting the tastiest ghetto lobstah :lobster& generally leading lives of crime.:picard