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blackmetal84
07-15-2008, 02:22 PM
I don't know about the rest of you, but lately that it is now summer here, a lot of niggers have come around to my neighborhood lookin fo a handout. The most popular nigger hustle is the nigglet hustle, "we aints got no money fo our bassaball team an sheet, wanna buy a candy bar?" Of course these candy bars are in some box that you can normally tell was stolen, and I remember when my mom used to give in and buy one she said they were always stale. I have also recently seen a more dangerous type of nigger roaming the streets of my neighborhood, the "Youz wanna take a survey and sheet" nigger. They are obviously casing the house and neighborhood for easy targets. I normally do not open the door to these niggers, as I do not want to be mugged or killed. If my sister answers the door to them I am right behind her with my revolver, just waiting for them to step in the house. Even the nigglets are used to case the houses, since people think that they are too little to harm anyone, but they are gathering information for dey homies so they can rob you later on.

In my case, since I live close to Detroit, the niggers drive here in their shitboxes, with about 7 niggers or so to a 4 passenger car. They fan out and try to hit as many houses as possible. Sometimes they come in vans and pack as many niggers in there as if they were sardines in a can. I remember when I was younger, this child molester Irish mob guy that lived by my house (long story, we found out he was a child molester after he was ran out of town by the police...and he told my mother he was in the IRA when he lived in Ireland...and yes he had an Irish accent...) actually put a nigger in its place. The Irish guy was outside talking to my mother, and some nigger hoodlums came up and were looking for a handout. They started bothering my mother and the Irish guy, who promptly told them to leave. When they wouldn't leave, the Irishman picked one of the niggers up by his collar and said (from what I can remember anyways) something like, "Never show your face around here again nigger, or I will break your legs." He always threatened to break people's legs if they were trying to harm someone...regardless the niggers ran to their shitbox and never came back.

Anyone else having the nigger handout problem around their neighborhoods?

SGT. SHLITZ
07-15-2008, 02:33 PM
Blackmetal,
We usually have them on our streets at the intersections. They are always in suits and asking fo' monies fo dey chuch. Some kinda youth outreach or some nonsense. They are always from out of town. They got busted for fraud last year. Go figure.

blackmetal84
07-15-2008, 02:41 PM
Blackmetal,
We usually have them on our streets at the intersections. They are always in suits and asking fo' monies fo dey chuch. Some kinda youth outreach or some nonsense. They are always from out of town. They got busted for fraud last year. Go figure.

I have only got the pleasure once of seeing a door to door nigger "salesman" get busted by the cops. He asked if we had any large dog breeds in our house, and if we owned guns. We promptly called the cops.

-nigwhip

niggersarelowlife
07-15-2008, 04:43 PM
Sounds more like a casing the joint nigger to me.

lilywhitelady
07-15-2008, 06:17 PM
I live alone and when someone knocks at door, I look out an upstairs window and if I see a nigger beast standing there I always yell my husband is asleep I'm not interested in you or whatever in the hell you're selling!:beware:toe

Hondo
07-15-2008, 08:13 PM
Blackmetal,
We usually have them on our streets at the intersections. They are always in suits and asking fo' monies fo dey chuch. Some kinda youth outreach or some nonsense. They are always from out of town. They got busted for fraud last year. Go figure.

Exactly.
Usually from Chicago is where the little nigger scammers originate from.
They love to prey on the liberal white guilt here in the Midwest. They look the Anglo white soccer moms in the eye and they cave in with cash at the ready.
I never fail to yell "SCAM FUCK NIG-NOG" when I see these ignorant curs playing their "trade" in the intersection.

Shistang DeBupmo X
07-15-2008, 08:41 PM
I have a standard answer for strange niggers knocking at my apartment door: As soon as they start their "sales pitch", I ask them if they did not see the "No Soliciting" sign at the entrance to the complex. In the resultant pause while they're trying to figure out what "so-list-i-tang" means, I inform them that they are trespassing on private property. Then while they're babbling "Abba zabba bix nood mugafugga...huh?" in reply, I say "oh, to hell with it; I'm calling the police", and slam the door. They disappear faster than chicken wings at a NAACP convention!