Bwana
07-15-2008, 02:22 AM
Had to go to Nigmart today to get household items and there I encountered a fat, lardy she-boon with an ass the size of a planet. Truly, I have never seen such an enormous arse, and I believe if she could be transported back to the 19th century, she could get a good-paying job in a freak show or a 10-in-1. "Step right up, see the world's most bulbous arse!"
It was very bl@ck and short but the arse was immense---like one of those prize giant pumpkins you see at county fairs. The top of it was almost flat, one could have used the top of her bootay as a shelf for beer steins or ash trays. It had on some kind of pants and a crazy "cherry stain" coloured wig in the old fashioned page boy style. As it waddled about it was holding a small pizza box from which it would periodically eat.
As I left the store I wondered if YT's racism was responsible for its arse being so obscenely gargantuan. :dance>Ahh lubs big booty.
It was very bl@ck and short but the arse was immense---like one of those prize giant pumpkins you see at county fairs. The top of it was almost flat, one could have used the top of her bootay as a shelf for beer steins or ash trays. It had on some kind of pants and a crazy "cherry stain" coloured wig in the old fashioned page boy style. As it waddled about it was holding a small pizza box from which it would periodically eat.
As I left the store I wondered if YT's racism was responsible for its arse being so obscenely gargantuan. :dance>Ahh lubs big booty.