Oh Shit! You've got to try the "Obongo Quote Generator"

[The Man]

This thing is as funny as hell! Here's one I did:


"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about doomed to repeat tragedy. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old niggers. Ordinary Americans believe in white women, they want less sheboons, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in floating across an ocean of hope."

try it! http://www.buttafly.com/content/obama-quote-1.php

[The Man]

Here's another one I did:

"These people haven't had blowjobs for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their politicians and their naacp members and their damn niggers. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have big ol titties."

[CoonTownYT]

HAHA!

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about diversity. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old niggers. Ordinary Americans believe in whites, they want less porchmonkeys, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in segregation."

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about diversity. We need to get past all the niggers and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming mooncrickets. We need whites, not porchmonkeys. Whites are our segregation. And we need to have change in diversity."

[ANH]

This thing is a riot, here's one of mine. "You know there's a lot of talk in this country about raping white women. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old heroin. Ordinary Americans believe in white women, they want less crack, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in jailing niggers.":lol

[ANH]

This thing is addictive, here's another one. "These people haven't had send the niggers to Africa for 50 years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their nigger trannys and their raping white women and their jenkem. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people of this country that they can have dead niggers."::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl

[ANH]

I can't stop. "You know there's a lot of talk in this country about eating cow shit. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old anal rape. Ordinary Americans believe in ghetto lobster, they want less dog fucking, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in sending the niggers to Greenland.":lol

[niggersarelowlife]

Here's mine:

"These people haven't had change underwear for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their niggers and their shit and their mudderfuckers. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have smell foul."

[niggersarelowlife]

Here's more, I like this stuff.

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about soiled niggers. We need to get past all the Mudderfuckers and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Bags of shit. We need The toilet paper of change, not Chimpouts. The toilet paper of change are our changing underwear. And we need to have change in soiled niggers."

Number two:

"These people haven't had changing underwear for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their Mudderfuckers and their Chimpouts and their Bags of shit. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have The toilet paper of change."

The best one:

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about soiled niggers. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old Mudderfuckers. Ordinary Americans believe in The toilet paper of change, they want less Chimpouts, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in changing underwear."

[sm1964]

Mine turned out like this:
"I think it's time we had a national conversation about killing babies. We need to get past all the niggers and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming more and more niggers. We need white people, not more niggers. White people are our saviors. And we need to have change in killing babies.

This thing reminds me of Ad Libs. I always liked that game.

[Oppressor]

Here's mine:

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about being cuckolded by niggers. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old little Tom Shellys. Ordinary Americans believe in lynchings, they want less nigger-lovers, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in living nigger-free."

[CoonTownYT]

"These people haven't had repatriation for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their coalburners and their mufuggas and their niggers. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have white men."

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about desegregation. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old coalburners. Ordinary Americans believe in white men, they want less mufuggas, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in repatriation."

This one came out good :lol

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about Importing niggers from Somalia. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old retarded niggers. Ordinary Americans believe in A strong white nation, they want less stupid junglebunnies, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in Sending niggers back to Africa."

[103rapesAday]

It seems that it didn't like me putting the word "good" in quotes, I noticed the second statement didn't make sense when it came out:

first: "I think it's time we had a national conversation about diversity. We need to get past all the niggers and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming criminal niggers. We need "good" niggers, not welfare niggers. "good" niggers are our segregation. And we need to have change in diversity."

second: "These people haven't had segregation for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their niggers and their welfare niggers and their criminal niggers. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have "good" niggers."

third: "You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about diversity. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old niggers. Ordinary Americans believe in "good" niggers, they want less welfare niggers, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in segregation."

[niggerphobe]

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about bad omen. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old niggers. Ordinary Americans believe in babies, they want less racists, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in good things." i think he may have said this too:jenk

[Fireblade14]

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about the civilized world accepting niggers. We need to get past all the diseases and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming niggers. We need Chimpout.com and NM, not liberals. Chimpout.com and NM are our segregation. And we need to have change in civilized world accepting niggers."

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about the civilized world accepting niggers. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old diseases. Ordinary Americans believe in Chimpout.com and NM, they want less liberals, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in segregation."

[CT Wolf]

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about jenkim huffiing coons. We need to get past all the whites and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming nigger crime. We need coloreds, not mudsharks. Coloreds are our go back to africa ticket. And we need to have change in jenkim huffiing coons."

[Black Plague]

ha ha ha, thanks for posting this !

[Sha'Queefer]

"These people haven't had chicken for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their nigglets and their niggers and their michelle obama. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have a bunch of dead niggers."

[WhiteFire]

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about stay in America. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old shit. Ordinary Americans believe in dead, they want less niggers, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in go back to Africa."

[The Rat in the Hat]

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about depression. We need to get past all the tankers and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming WMD's. We need nuns, not goldfish. Nuns are our change. And we need to have change in our depression."

or

"These people haven't had change in 50 years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their tankers and their goldfish and their WMD's. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have nuns."

[NoNiggers]

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about collect my welfare check. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old blowjob. Ordinary Americans believe in WHITE PEOPLE, they want less butt fucker, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in work to make a living."


LMAO-nigwhip

[NBG]

"These people haven't had pride for fifty years. So you can't be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their hoodrats and their down-low bruthas and their niggers. That's what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have whites."

[Miss Ann]

"I think it's time we had a national conversation about nigger infestation. We need to get past all the ghetto lobster and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming niggers. We need dead niggers, not sheboons. Dead niggers are our no more niggers. And we need to have change in nigger infestation."

[Gallóglaigh]

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about chimp outs. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old monkeyshines. Ordinary Americans believe in the KKK, they want less niggers, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in segregation."

:lol

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about chimp outs. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old coons. Ordinary Americans believe in deportation, they want less yard apes, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in lynchings."


::rofl

[frankenleg]

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about WHTE PRIDE. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old nIGGERS. Ordinary Americans believe in DEAD NIGGERS, they want less ANAL RAPE, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in JENKEM HUFFING."

[The Man]

You folks are killing me!!! This is funnier than I first thought!