Need advice concerning a nigger....

[bigjoespompano]

I had a coontact yesterday with a very unusual nigger and I need the advice of the good folks of this form. Allow me to elaborate.

I work in the 'public' sector and, as such, have daily contact with a wide range of Humans and the occasional nigger. As we are a rather 'upscale' establishment, my contacts with the black beasts are somewhat limited so it makes any contacts tend to stand out. The one I had yesterday has really got me on 'edge.'

The day was proceeding normally when my 'rare' nigger coontact took place. When I saw it approach, I immediately did a 360 hoping that anyone else working with me might take him and I could escape to the back. No such luck. They all must have see him coming before me and took off leaving me to deal with it alone (what a bunch of great co-workers...)

When I approached it I was not greeted with the usual nigger greeting of "Iz U gonna wait on mezo what?" or even the common "Yo! I needz dis hear, U gots any o dem?" What I got was a cheery "Good morning sir! I could use a little help!" And it spoke in perfect American/King's English! I was shocked! And it only got stranger.

All through the coontact I was peppered with "Yes sirs" and "No sirs" and phrases a Human would use such as "That would be fine" and "Those are exactly what I need!" Towards the end of the coontact I was hit with "Thank you so much for your help!" and Goodbye now. Have a great day!"

Folks, I have heard rumors about these niggers but I thought they were just people trying to mess with me. I mean, really! Who would ever believe that a nigger could be calm, polite and courteous? Ha ha, yea right! But they DO exist and I had contact with one!

This got me to thinking. Was this nigger, perhaps, diseased in some way and it's thought and communicative processed had been affected? Was this one some rare, genetic mutant, perhaps escaped from a government lab some place? Could getting this close to this strange and unusual nigger mean trouble for me? Should I seek medical attention and get myself tested for any unusual diseases? And lastly, should I call my local Animal Control office and report this coontact? Could it be a danger to the public?

Any advice one could provide would be most appreciated.

[KFCISFORNIGGERS]

Call the cops odds are it has a warrant out for it's arrest.:geek

[subhumanscum]

There has to be at least one.
After all on average women are shorter than men but there are a few tall women.

But the question I am asking myself is this.

How would he have acted if there were moreniggers in your office than whites?

I would put money on it that he would revert to type i.e TNB

[AngryA]

It must of been a Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde nigger... in it's Mr. Hyde form.

[Nigger]

bigjoe, you got lucky. Breath a sigh of relief.

Of course niggers like this exist. God I hope this thread doesn't turn into a 'no such thing as a polite nigger/ban anyone who disagrees' niggermania-like thread.

Personally, I just thank lady luck for cutting me a break when I get a polite or even just half-polite nigger, because I know the next two hundred won't be.

[The Rat in the Hat]

Maybe this is the nigger Einstein that Dr. Hawkins is looking for! And it was smart enough to get itself out of Afreeka.

[Skrimps]

I met one of these awhile ago, I almost did a 180! Nigger must be mixed in with human or be severely mentally diseased to act in a polite manner.

[The Man]

Just remember this guy:

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One bug or one disagreeing statement from you could have brought about the same reaction...stay aware!!!

[Kitty]

I agree..I have been in contact with niggers, when alone can be very polite and talk almost like a human...but get them with other niggers, they somehow revert to the jungle beast they are......

I used to work in the fitness industry, so I knew some niggers who could transform from doctor or teacher to complete hood nigger in a blink of an eye...


they are sneaky beasts...beware!!!!!!!!

[ANH]

Here's how fast they turn.http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5870

[103rapesAday]

I had a coontact yesterday with a very unusual nigger and I need the advice of the good folks of this form. Allow me to elaborate.

I work in the 'public' sector and, as such, have daily contact with a wide range of Humans and the occasional nigger. As we are a rather 'upscale' establishment, my contacts with the black beasts are somewhat limited so it makes any contacts tend to stand out. The one I had yesterday has really got me on 'edge.'

The day was proceeding normally when my 'rare' nigger coontact took place. When I saw it approach, I immediately did a 360 hoping that anyone else working with me might take him and I could escape to the back. No such luck. They all must have see him coming before me and took off leaving me to deal with it alone (what a bunch of great co-workers...)

When I approached it I was not greeted with the usual nigger greeting of "Iz U gonna wait on mezo what?" or even the common "Yo! I needz dis hear, U gots any o dem?" What I got was a cheery "Good morning sir! I could use a little help!" And it spoke in perfect American/King's English! I was shocked! And it only got stranger.

All through the coontact I was peppered with "Yes sirs" and "No sirs" and phrases a Human would use such as "That would be fine" and "Those are exactly what I need!" Towards the end of the coontact I was hit with "Thank you so much for your help!" and Goodbye now. Have a great day!"

Folks, I have heard rumors about these niggers but I thought they were just people trying to mess with me. I mean, really! Who would ever believe that a nigger could be calm, polite and courteous? Ha ha, yea right! But they DO exist and I had contact with one!

This got me to thinking. Was this nigger, perhaps, diseased in some way and it's thought and communicative processed had been affected? Was this one some rare, genetic mutant, perhaps escaped from a government lab some place? Could getting this close to this strange and unusual nigger mean trouble for me? Should I seek medical attention and get myself tested for any unusual diseases? And lastly, should I call my local Animal Control office and report this coontact? Could it be a danger to the public?

Any advice one could provide would be most appreciated.

You encountered that one in ten nigger with human IQ who can temporarily suppress their TNB while conducting business over a short period of time. Give it some time and like most niggers it's self destructive tendencies will emerge, this is what fools many to believe that there are "niggers and blacks" when reality is that "blacks" are niggers too, they just haven't "chimped out" yet.

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[CoonTownYT]

"You encountered that one in ten nigger with human IQ who can temporarily suppress their TNB while conducting business over a short period of time. Give it some time and like most niggers it's self destructive tendencies will emerge, this is what fools many to believe that there are "niggers and blacks" when reality is that "blacks" are niggers too, they just haven't "chimped out" yet."

Glad I read this because I was about to post what 103 said verbatim. There is even a very, very, very small percentage of niggers that score fairly high on IQ tests. It doesn't matter if it scored 150+, it's still a nigger with an inner chimp brewing.

I've disliked niggers from the day I was born but even I used to give niggers the benefit of the doubt and differentiate niggers and "blacks". I have learned my lesson however, even the most "intelligent", tame and human acting niggers are still niggers.

[Lawn Jockey]

I think it was just messing with you.

Now, if your office had niggers in it, they would have swarmed to this visiting spook and started giggling and shouting.

A nigger behaving as a human can be unsettling.:beware

[Horatius]

[QUOTE...But the question I am asking myself is this.

How would he have acted if there were moreniggers in your office than whites?

I would put money on it that he would revert to type i.e TNB[/QUOTE]

Mmmm Hmmm dat's rite!:bbl Put two"respectable b***k people" together and you get two niggers.

[James_E_Ray]

Most niggers can act quite decently when they want something. It's true. If they are forced to act like a human, many niggers can suppress their TNB and act polite and courteous. Look back in history in the glory days of segregation and the KKK. Niggers didn't want to get lynched so they toed the line and acted humble and respectful. The uppity ones were swinging from ropes.

Don't think this is a sign that this nigger is white inside though. I still wouldn't trust it.

[shovelheadroad]

I would have been looking around, expecting Ashton Kutcher to jump out from behind a curtain to tell me I've "been punked"!rolfl

[ThinWhiteLine]

When you meet a "polite" nigger like that one, the odds are very good that you are about to be screwed out of something. If I were you, I would check and make sure I still had my watch.

[BigCat]

BigJoe:

two words: white. blood.

[Capt. Larsen]

When you meet a "polite" nigger like that one, the odds are very good that you are about to be screwed out of something. If I were you, I would check and make sure I still had my watch.
That, or it will more than likely revisit your place of business wearing a hoodie & a mask pretty soon.

:beware:beware:beware

[whodatcalldapolice]

I think what you may have encountered was the rare Southern Private School nigger. The sir and ma'am stuff makes me think Southern, as well as the fact that we tend to have this type around, although all mostly nigger cities spawn these.
You see, in places that are almost all niggers, some niggers do their best to not be like niggers, because they hate niggers, too. They try to disassociate themselves from the common street nigger, because when your world is almost all nigger, there's a hierarchy.

These are the ones that tend to go into politics. If you are familiar with nigger politics, then you know how the TNB comes out in this type. They lie and steal and muh dick the same, they just tell BIG lies, steal real pots of loot, and muh dick within a costlier class.

They are easier to deal with than most, but just as bad to get involved with.

[RizzleMcDizzle]

What you came in contact with was one of the very rare self-aware negros. They are niggers that realize that humans are their superiors and act respectfully towards them. However,do not let this behavior fool you, this is just another form of "shucking and jiving". Some niggers become aware that they are indeed niggers, and will mimic human vocalizations and actions in order to lull the human into a false sense of security. As they say "around bl@cks, never relax!" :beware

[Overdose]

Hilarious posts.

Anyways, I believe in cold logic and God given rational thought therefore my experience leads me to believe either it was prior military or raised by humans. At recruit training we did our best to beat the ghetto aka "the block" out of them. First term nogs generally have way higher problems (go figure) in comparison to whites, hispanics, asians, etc. - more Bad Conduct or Other Than Honorable discharges. Now, if they stay past their initial enlistment and by the time they've been in over 10 yrs most of that type of jungle chest thump shit gets ironed out. Again, based on a lot of experience and a couple times recently playing in the sandbox w/service folks of all backgrounds there are some nogs that w/proper leadership can act accordingly. The key (and this gets tiring) is to constantly instill discipline and curb their natural desire for instant gratification & nip their chronically low impulse control in the bud. OTOH, all civilian nogs I encounter are treated w/suspicion from jump, one of the many reasons I ccw.

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

Overdose and WhoDat have the most plausible rational for the human impersonation.

[niggers_suck]

wow. I'm the only one who smells a troll here?

[GDRHammer]

I don't buy the act for a second. He was nice to you and that's great, but when he got back to the other apes in the trees, you can bet that as sure as niggers smell like rancid shit, he was back to hoodspeak. You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can never take the jungle out of the nigger.

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

wow. I'm the only one who smells a troll here?

His other posts confirm a rational loathing of niggers