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Final_solution88
07-13-2008, 01:40 AM
I have a GREAT story -.-;

My neighbor bought a old '64 camero convertable and is fixing it up in his spare time. The other week he asked me to give him and hand with it. We were working on the engine and found that it needed a few new parts. We drove it down to the local auto parts store but they didn't have what we needed. We called around and found the parts we needed in a store in downtown philadelphia, about 30 miles away.

We arrived at the store and made our purchase.
When we parked we figured we would only be a minute and decided not to bother putting the top up as we had not restored it yet and was quite pain.
When we got to the car we heard someone shuffling around. I signaled to my friend and we snuck silently up to the car. We looked in and saw a nigger fucking around under the dashboard! My friend turned red and hit the nigger over the head with the battery we had bought, and I'm surprised he didn't crack it's skull open. He dragged it's unconscious body into the corner and we left.

Hopefully Tyrone will think twice before stealing a car.

Comments?

Leroy Jenkems
07-13-2008, 01:44 AM
I just love a happy ending!

:hammer

Final_solution88
07-13-2008, 01:53 AM
I just love a happy ending!

:hammer

Haha don't we all.
On a side note, we had just put in a brand new soild wood dashboard, and the nigger smashed through the thing.
It's ruined! :wddy

Kitty
07-13-2008, 02:39 AM
I had a 71 chevelle, a 67 slylark and two 69 mustangs...

IUGIshoe
07-19-2008, 06:33 AM
You should have broken his fingers so he would think twice before he did it again.

rope_therapy
07-19-2008, 09:11 AM
Its always good to hear of the nigger theif losing but you gotta
be carefull because these turds lie as hard as they steal and what
may seem like theft to humans is called "Disadvantaged" to dodgy
nigger loving lawyers.

You cant win the war of niggerfuxation 1 nigger at a time.

ANH
07-19-2008, 02:08 PM
I'm surprised that the battery didn't split wide open on the niggers head.

NoNiggers
07-19-2008, 03:26 PM
No such thing as a 64 Camaro

bigjoespompano
07-19-2008, 08:27 PM
*sniff *Sniff* I just love happy endings....