Niggers have no regard for sick humans! (Wal-Mart COONtent)

[Soulja Boon]

So I went out to dinner to eat with my family tonight at a chain restaurant. Everything was fine, but towards the end I noticed I wasn't feeling too good. I have certain food allergies that cause my throat to close up if I eat any of that kind of food. When this happens I have trouble breathing and difficulty swallowing. It was probably due to kitchen cross-contamination, but I can't get pissed off at the restaurant for this.

So I calmly tell my family that my throat's closing up, and I need to get some medicine. Luckily (Or maybe not so luckily) there's a Wal-Mart in the same shopping center as the restaurant. I begin to walk over to it, and I should've known what I was in for when I saw 3 separate groups lead by fat, disgusting sheboons exiting the sto'.

I walk in, and by this point my throat is closing up faster and faster and I'm having a harder time breathing. My face is turning red, I'm sweating, and I was exhibiting signs of panic. This was during rush hour traffic so the place is packed. The humans kindly move out of the way because they see I'm in a hurry and panicking. So I'm walking through, making good time...

...When right in front of me is an obese sheboon yelling at her two welfare tickets. These niglets are jumping around, not watching where they're going, and I can't get through. I try squeezing by the mammy, who isn't paying attention to anything, when suddenly I accidentally bump into her. I get the "Fuck you, YT!" stare. Once I got past her I noticed that she was holding up several othe humans since she was moving so slowly.

So I get to the medicine aisle, and I see the anti-histamine pills I need. I get the box, but the only problem is I need water. This Wal-Mart is very niggerfuxated, so the juice and water aisle was a wreck. I couldn't find a single bottle of water that wasn't in a pack. I did, however, see packs of water that had been opened and single bottles taken out, most likely by niggers. Thing is at the register it still rings up as the full price of the multi-pack, not as a single bottle of water.

This place was literally like a zoo. I kept hurrying to get to the register so I could get the medicine to be able to actually BREATHE, as well as to not be rude and be able to get back to dinner, but I kept getting held up by fat niggers sheboons and stupid teenapers. I get to the registers, and one that's pretty empty was being manned by a REALLY obese sheboon, so I said fuck it and did self check out.

I took the pills outside, but not before I got yelled at by a nigger for standing in his way. A simple trip to Wal-Mart for a box of anti-histamine and a bottle of water took 10 minutes because of niggerfuxation.

I swear, had I known what I was in for, I would've just let my throat close up and die. I'd rather suffocate then deal with niggers :nigfish

[lilywhitelady]

You poor dear, I'm sorry to hear about your swallowing condition, and I'm even sorrier you had to have coontacts while you were trying to buy your medicine.
Niggers are worthless and only care about themselves.
I hope you're feeling better.

[coonskin cap]

:( damn niggers! They are animals so of course have no compassion towards anyone who is sick. That's an expression only humans (and dogs) have! :hammer

[blackmetal84]

You have much more self control than I my friend. I would have just charged my way through the crowd and showed those niggers who is boss, even if I was in dire need of medical aid.

[Soulja Boon]

You have much more self control than I my friend. I would have just charged my way through the crowd and showed those niggers who is boss, even if I was in dire need of medical aid.

Yeah, I was so close to unleashing a full-on curbstomp, but I knew that if I pissed off any of these niggers I'd be held up even more hearing their niggerbabble and threats of "You wan' mess? You wan' getcho ass kicked, boy?"

[Hoo-D-Deee]

There is a real simple plan to keep niggers from disgusting you with their abhorent bahavior.

Quit trying to assign human traits to them, They are not human and should be thought of as such!

Realize what they are, They are stupid animals trained to speak. That is it!!

Would you expect a squirrel to realize you are in distress?

A dog has more empathy and intelligence than a nigger. Expect the worst from niggers and they will never prove you wrong.

About the food allergies, Next time make it very clear to your server that you cannot tolerate certain foods, they should then relay that info to the kitchen, and they should (By Law) make sure that your order is not crossed with the allergen product.

This is taught during serv-safe certification, and at least one of the kitchen staff should be certified and a licensed food manager.

All of my cooks were forced to succesfully complete this course, and my insurance rates were cut in half because of it.

if they couldn;t pass the test, they were out of a job. BTW, No niggers are in my crew.

[SST]

What I hate is when these fatass mammys drag there sick, sneezing, coughing, nose dribbling freakin shitlets out in public spreading illness everywhere they go. They always send the sick butt dumplings to school to be baby sat when they know are going to infect every healthy child there. I am a bit ocd when it comes to germs, but I would walk a mile to avoid a snot running niglet. :puke

[Sha'Queefer]

What I hate is when these fatass mammys drag there sick, sneezing, coughing, nose dribbling freakin shitlets out in public spreading illness everywhere they go. They always send the sick butt dumplings to school to be baby sat when they know are going to infect every healthy child there. I am a bit ocd when it comes to germs, but I would walk a mile to avoid a snot running niglet. :puke

rock on i totally agree!

[JezeBelle]

Soulja Boon, I don't have that type of foodstuff allergy (sounds like it's to shellfish) but I know people who do. Your allergy sounds dangerous. Please see your doctor and ask for a prescription for an Epi-Pen. It's a an immediate way to administer a fast acting antihistamine. This could be a lifesaver for you.

Bless you, and sorry the niggers made your ordeal worse.

[Evolution]

You need to carry one of those epi-pens.

[CheshireCat]

Yes. I know exactly what you're talking about, I have food allergies too and I was in a similar predicament at Walgreens, only it was some old (white) lady with coupons and complaints holding up the line. That was pretty much the only time I ever seriously considered punching an old lady in the face. Not being able to breathe will do that to you.

[BurgerLutherKingJr]

I am severly allergic to peanuts... I understand that terrible feeling. I suffer the same symptoms and have felt that panic many times.

What's most disappointing is how often I've been screwed by people who don't speak English properly. I simply don't eat at Chinese restaurants anymore. The last time I asked an Asian woman if there were peanuts or peanut oil in my food she said no. I told her explicitly that I can not have peanuts and that I will die. When I got my food, the chef made sure to go out of his way and put two extra little bags of peanuts on top of my food.

[Malcolm Excrement]

You really need to put your pack of benadryl strips in your wallet, so you'll have it everywhere you go, not just when you have your back pack.

[The_Swede_Ya]

What I hate is when these fatass mammys drag there sick, sneezing, coughing, nose dribbling freakin shitlets out in public spreading illness everywhere they go. They always send the sick butt dumplings to school to be baby sat when they know are going to infect every healthy child there. I am a bit ocd when it comes to germs, but I would walk a mile to avoid a snot running niglet. :puke

This is why I NEVER let my kids in the ball crawl at Chuckie Cheeses or anywhere they had one of those disgusting nigger disease cultivators

:gorilla:gorilla:gorilla

[swampthing]

I'm violently allergic to certain insect stings. Yes,I have an Epi-Pen. But I also backstop the Epi-Pen by keeping bottles of liquid antihistamine ratholed in various places where I might need them. (i.e.,the truck,the tool box,the other tool box,the fridge,the bathroom,etc.

Cheap insurance,I reckon.