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blackmetal84
07-09-2008, 03:46 PM
A few days ago I went to the Taco Bell in the mall where I work at. I was pretty hungry and unfortunately that was the only place that did not have a long line at the time (which is odd, usually there is always a line.) So I hike my ass there, and in front of me there is a monstrous 300lb plus sow standing there with her shitlets. They move up to the counter and begin their order. The mammy sow starts ording a shitload of food, all for herself, and then gets the kids meals. They pay and such, and move over to the waiting area for their food. As I order, and go wait, the nigger food is done. The mammy looks at her food and starts chimping out that she did not get her Taco Supreme. She was literally yelling at the guy on the grill, and literally said: "I'z be hoongree and youz not gib me muh food! Iz wants dat Taco Supreme now! :bbl

Of course they make her taco as fast as then can to shut her ass up, and I am trying to hold back laughter as the sow is jiggling as she is gesturing and screaming at the grill guy. I finally lose it and she looks back at me with that classic hard nigger stare. I just started laughing harder. She says, "What chu laughin bout, YT?" At this point my food was done (to go!) and I pick it up and say: "Your fat ass."

You should have seen that negress! Her face literally got red, like shit with blood in it. She started yelling and swearing "Oh no u dihunt!" and shit like that. I just happily walked back to work, happy that I told that nigger off.

Mind you I do not wear a name tag, so I win!

:chain fngr

Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger
07-09-2008, 04:58 PM
Classic! :chmpt :chmpt:chmpt:chmpt

Yo' Mama
07-09-2008, 05:26 PM
Mind you I do not wear a name tag, so I win!

:chain fngr

Us honkys all looks da same to niggers, so dat she-boon won't be finding yo' ass.

Good job! I loved the story.

frankenleg
07-09-2008, 06:20 PM
oh no YOU DI-INT! WHO YOU BE LAFFIN AT? OH,NO U DI-INT!

SnowDog
07-09-2008, 07:49 PM
Niggers should have to go to the back door to order carry out. Too bad they didn't throw the shenoon out of her mile-wide ass, and her shitlets too.

I_hate_niggers_too
07-10-2008, 12:25 AM
Niggers should have to go to the back door to order carry out. Too bad they didn't throw the shenoon out of her mile-wide ass, and her shitlets too.


P.S. where's that little smiley pushing the nigger away? I loved that one.

:fmbly

nutnice
07-10-2008, 12:29 AM
Lol, another hilarious story of niggers being niggers.

lilywhitelady
07-10-2008, 01:21 AM
:potd
Niggers should have to go to the back door to order carry out. Too bad they didn't throw the shenoon out of her mile-wide ass, and her shitlets too.

AFN_Weasel
07-11-2008, 04:33 AM
That's a great coontact! I don't understand what niggers mean when they babble "Oh no you didn't!" I obviously JUST DID, so what's your problem, niggersow?

GDRHammer
07-17-2008, 04:08 AM
you are to commended for your actions on the battlefield of TNB. I think that if everybody would just stand up to these walking shit piles, things would be a lot better in the world. The nigger talks a lot of shit, but they can't back up any of it. This is one of the sad facts of being white and civilized, that we find it 'rude' or beneath us to challenge the shitskin nigger. We just try to be 'bigger' and we let the hershey squirt of the world walk all over us. I fucking hate niggers!

:chain

Whiteman's Burden
07-17-2008, 04:18 AM
Imagine how pissed she would be if they gave her sliced apples instead of her Chalupa!!!!

GDRHammer
07-17-2008, 04:21 AM
That's good, but bananas would have been MUCH funnier!