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Unregistered
07-09-2008, 02:41 PM
'Black' hurricane names brewing swirl of dissent
Rush Limbaugh rips congresswoman's call for African-American storm monikers
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33896
Yes, YT be disrespectin' all Simian-Americans by not giving hurricanes nigger names.
"Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, feels that the current names are too "lily white," and is seeking to have better representation for names reflecting African-Americans and other ethnic groups". ..."A sampling of popular names that could be used include Keisha, Jamal and Deshawn, according to the paper".
Here is Shirley Jackson Lee's official website and I'm sure that there are a whole bunch of hilarious nigger names that could go into the hurricane list. http://jacksonlee.house.gov/
And also the National Weather Service Service Hurrican Center that selects the names.
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml
Notice that they have a "Pronunciation Guide" which would come in real handy for regular humans. Looking forward to Simian-American Hurricanes Latrina and Urethra.
Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger
07-09-2008, 03:00 PM
If I heard hurricane Tyrone was coming, you better believe I'd get the fuck out of town. All Hurricanes should have nig names, it'd be more truthful. When is the last time Isbell came and fucked up all your stuff? Now Jamal coming and ruining your whole neighborhood sounds much more realistic.
KFCISFORNIGGERS
07-09-2008, 03:14 PM
Why give niggers hurricane names? They destroy enough shit already.
If NOLA gets hit by hurricane Lawanda will the niggers shut up and stop whining?
Yo' Mama
07-09-2008, 04:55 PM
Why not just use the universal name used so often in almost every attempted nigger sentence: Mothafuckah? Hurricane Mothafuckah. Niggers will never remember if it gets used over and over.
skillet
07-09-2008, 04:56 PM
Just when you think you've heard it all.............oh sure, and then when Hurricane LaT'won
reeks havoc and destruction, Al Sharpscoon and Je'see Jakscoon will be all over the place screaming that YT be sayin' niggers be distrutive in sheet and will attempt to sue the National Weather Service for been raciss n sheet.
Unregistered
07-09-2008, 06:22 PM
Haha, Hurricanes with nigger names. Seems quite appropriate for a city-wreckin' thing of destruction. The problem is, this degrades Hurricanes, because even a non-living meterological condition won't bite the hand that feeds it. Hurricanes are thus better than niggers.
Let's face it: If you were forced to choose between one of the two, what would you choose:
You must live in a city with yearly hurricanes
You must live in a city with niggers
Holla
07-09-2008, 11:14 PM
I'll take hurricans for $500, Alex!
nutnice
07-09-2008, 11:26 PM
Shit, there is no pleasing these whining niggers...if we don't give hurricanes "black" names, then we're RAYCIS AN SHEEEET!! But if we DO give them nigger names, they'll be whining the first time a nigger-named category 5 hurricane wrecks some city and it somehow makes the poor poor niggers look bad.
SnowDog
07-10-2008, 03:03 AM
"Let's face it: If you were forced to choose between one of the two, what would you choose:
You must live in a city with yearly hurricanes
You must live in a city with niggers"
Definitely the hurricanes. A hurricane is usually over in a matter of hours, don't always be axin fo change, make disgusting "muh dik" comments to all the white women, and so on and so forth. A nigger infestation is worse than any natural disaster.
NiggersNwiggersRstoopit
07-10-2008, 08:29 AM
Well, what can you expect from a species that has the IQ if a 3rd grader???
niggersarelowlife
07-10-2008, 01:49 PM
First off, niggers, the name ‘Hurricane’ comes from the Native peoples that use to live in the area. The name comes from the following, The word hurricane, used in the North Atlantic and Northeast Pacific, is derived from the name of a native Caribbean Amerindian storm god, Huracan, via Spanish huracán. Pre-nigger BTW.
So FUCK OFF niggers.
Unregistered
07-10-2008, 10:53 PM
Intelligence doesn't relate to age. You can't have the "IQ of a 3rd grader". It's possible to have the maturity and knowledge of a 3rd grader, as 3rd-graders are 7 to 8 years old, and have only lived 1/3rd as long as an adult buck. This is due to the bucks, in fact, being only 1/3rd as smart as a 3rd-grader.
Shistang DeBupmo X
07-11-2008, 10:21 PM
I dunno, I'd sort of like to see a Weather Channel meteorologist reporting on "Hurricane Shanaynay" while keeping a straight face. I wouldn't be able to do it
klantastic
07-12-2008, 05:37 PM
Wait, I got a name:
Hurricane Fagreesha. It's hilarious and it will make the niggers chimpout.
Whiteman's Burden
07-12-2008, 08:45 PM
I don't only want hurricanes with nigger names, I want hurricanes with nigger sayings as well...
For example...
hurricane "I didn't do nuffin"
hurricane "gnomesayin"
hurricane "bling bling"
we lost so much during hurricane "gibbe dat"
Maleficarum
07-12-2008, 08:58 PM
Hurricane 'Looty' has hit New Orleans! Hahahahaha
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