The most offensive book ever written

[Niggerologist]

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No surprise that it has an Amazon sales rank near 1,000,000 -- which means that it sells about one copy per year. How big a loser do you need to be to not only want to date nigger sows, but then be so inept that you need a guide? It's like buying a guide on how to make yourself vomit or how to make people have contempt for you. If you're going to engage in disgusting and humiliating practices you don't need to find out how to degrade yourself more skillfully.

[UrbanBingo]

Chapter One:

A nigger sow will not eschew dating (muh pooseying) a white male as long as he meets the following criteria:
1. The white male will pay "all huh billz"
2. The white male will "take huh to da clubs and pay fo huh dranks" on a nightly basis.
3. The white male will not take umbrage to her six unruly children from five different random black males currently residing with their "granmammy" in a one room apartment. The white male will also be expected to be responsible for the upkeep and probation/truancy fines of "they keydz" as well, since child support from their individual fathers will not commence since they are likely unemplolyed or property of the state (inna jail).

Chapter Two:
Finding a black female
1. The more "ghetto" the black negress is, the more likely she is to date (muh poosey) a white male, so places where large numbers of nigger females tend to frequent are prime coal burning hunting spots such as:
a)The local Kentucky or Church's Fried Chicken
b)The cheapest Chinese Buffet in town
c) The County Welfare Office
d) The "Fambly Dolla Sto"
e) Payless Shoe Stores

Chapter Three:
Scent of A She-Boon
1. Once you capture the attentions of a female nigress, she will consent to sexual congress immediately once she acertains that you are either gainfully employed or have a penis, whichever comes first. Please be advised not to openly notice the unpleasant odor eminating from her once she removes her clothing. This is known as "nigger stench".
2. Nigger females are usually so often large, they are unable to properly cleanse their anus or vagina after relieving themselves and unlike humans, very rarely, if ever bathe, so you will need to breathe completely through your mouth in order to copluate with the nigger female once she unrobes. Also, nigger females have a natural vomit inducing "gorilla-ish" odor that you may remember from the unkemmpt monkey house from the Bronx Zoo.
3. A nigger female is highly allergic to all forms of birth control, so it is unwise to attempt to employ any birth control methods.
4. After copluating with a nigger female, you will invariably contract a major venereal disease, so be prepared to make an appointment to see your primary physician for treatment as soon as possible.


I am tired, please add.......

[CoonTownYT]

Chapter Four:

Knowing What To Expect

1. You may have to adjust your sleeping schedule in order to accomodate your newly acquired shenigger. The average is both perpetually unemployed and a late-riser. Sheboons are nocturnal animals and, after an all-night crack and Colt 45 binge, may not wake until 5 or 6pm. This is on a good day when the female subhuman is feeling particularly motivated. In addition, expect your nigger to party either all by itself or invite over dozens of other ghetto-dwellers well into the morning. You may want to think about working a night shift.

2. Buy a gun. In fact, buy several; don't tell the nigger where you hide them. Tasers are good, as well. The shenigger is a very unpredictable animal and has been known to attack without provocation. Having acid thrown on you or having a newly shit out Halfrican cooked on the stove is not unheard of and is no cause for alarm. To try to stop the shenigger is both very insensitive and will likely cause the animal to bite and/or maul. Swinging from chandaliers and anything hanging from the ceiling is also common. You may want to have nooses installed around the house just in case.

3. If the newly acquired pet starts to bring over several bucks at a time, it's best to leave the house and let them do what they do best. The first dozen niglets will be just that; niglets. They won't be yours. Don't fret. Again, this is normal. The sheboon breeds much like an insect; shitting out as many as possible with no regard for their well-being at any point thereafter. As before, it is also insensitive to question the shenigger's motives at this time as it may spur the aforementioned attack. Take all your money and any jewelry with you if the bucks come over, because I goddamned-guaran-fucking-tee it won't be there when you get back. Try not to become too attached to the animal, it's likely that one of said bucks will eventually quarrel with your new pet and make her good. Simply bag her up, drop it off at the trashdump and peruse the local welfare office for the next possible prospect.

4. If you let the shenigger live with you or drive one of your vehicles, you'd better insure the shit out of it.

[ChicagoAvenger]

A 'book' published on the subject of Bestiality,
is obviously not a Hot Topic to most of us.

Such a publication belongs in seedy porno stores.

[dominic33ps]

I'D DATE A SHE BOON RIGHT AFTER I DO THIS !:suicide:suicide:suicide