Maleficarum
07-06-2008, 06:52 PM
Democratic Presidential Candidate and Illinois Senator Barack Obama has decided to quit his campaign and drop out of the race for the White House.
"I just don't think that I can win anymore," said the first black nominee. "I've decided to suspend my campaign and save everyone a lot of time and money and effort in a losing cause."
"I think that this country deserves a lot better than an unqualified Freshman Senator who can't make up his mind or write his own speeches."
Obama announced that he has decided to follow his "destiny" and his family history and choose a career that would make his father's family proud. "I'm returning to my roots. I'm moving back to the middle east and am going to train to be a suicide bomber."
:wdr
:lol:lol
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i37844
"I just don't think that I can win anymore," said the first black nominee. "I've decided to suspend my campaign and save everyone a lot of time and money and effort in a losing cause."
"I think that this country deserves a lot better than an unqualified Freshman Senator who can't make up his mind or write his own speeches."
Obama announced that he has decided to follow his "destiny" and his family history and choose a career that would make his father's family proud. "I'm returning to my roots. I'm moving back to the middle east and am going to train to be a suicide bomber."
:wdr
:lol:lol
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i37844