Maleficarum
07-06-2008, 06:49 PM
No longer will recipes in standard cookbooks be able to use such words as "beat" or "whip" or "brown" or "blacken." This language has been declared offensive by Political Correctness experts and will not be permitted after September first in new or reprinted publications.
When making a cake, cooks will no longer be able to "beat eggs on high," or "separate whites from yolks" as both terms have been labeled offensive (one for rascist reasons). Blackened Chicken and Blackened Fish have also been declared to be rascist names for dishes and must be changed in the latest editions of all Betty Crocker (and other) Cookbooks.
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i37848
When making a cake, cooks will no longer be able to "beat eggs on high," or "separate whites from yolks" as both terms have been labeled offensive (one for rascist reasons). Blackened Chicken and Blackened Fish have also been declared to be rascist names for dishes and must be changed in the latest editions of all Betty Crocker (and other) Cookbooks.
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i37848