Degrees in Nigger College

[blackmetal84]

After a while of thinking, I figured that since we call prison Nigger College, there should be a level of degrees for the niggers to "achieve." An Associates Degree is 5 years in prison. A Bachelors Degree is 10. A Massa's Degree is 15, and a Ph.D is 20 to life. Of course the niggers can major and minor in fields of dey choice, such as Murder and Robbery. :cff

[ANH]

Don't forget prison rape, it's a favorite course for them to take.

[Intolerant]

County jails, for degrees under a year are considered nigger community college. Most niggers with an Associates Degree will continue on to get his Bachelors or Masters. State and Federal sentences...err I mean degrees, usually run in blocks, like 5-7 years; 8-15 years with availability of parole. Each should represent a different major but produce a nigger Bachelors degree. Nigger master degrees are attained when parole is not granted and the nigger serves the full semesters. In order to reach the coveted nigger PhD, a nigger must be given a sentence of life with no possibility of parole, or the death penalty. A Dr. Nigger is therefore always a typical cold blooded murderer. There are a great deal of Dr. Niggers. Fortunately, they "practice" on the other students as their release into society would rob them of their Doctorates. It's a complicated system given the number of possible majors available in nigger college (Armed robbery, rape, drug related offenses etc...) and the many sentences available for each major. The subject of Fraternities can complicate things even further. Suffice it to say the use of the Greek Alphabet can coincide with the obsession of the typical nigger college student with the rectum and it's use for sexual gratification. Many are big on tossed salads. We should probably write a book on the subject.:kfcnig

[King Leopold II]

Bachelor in niggerness...

Master of muh-dik and the down-low prison sex scene...

What degree can we "award" them with when they've been sentenced to death?

An Honorary nigger Doctorate?

(just like mlk)

[ANH]

:crapet
Bachelor in niggerness...

Master of muh-dik and the down-low prison sex scene...

What degree can we "award" them with when they've been sentenced to death?

An Honorary nigger Doctorate?

(just like mlk)

Magna cum laude.:dog:chain

[nutnice]

This what a course catalog from Riker's Island Nigger College might look like:


Course ------------------------------------- # of Credits

Basics of Shanking & Stabbing........................3
Advanced Jenkem Techniques.......................2
Fundamentals of Anal Rape...........................3
Crack Manufacturing & Marketing...................4
Blaming Whites for Everything 101..................3
Intermediate Superstition & Magic...................2
Made-Up Nigger History (1492-1898)..............3
Basic Stealing & Robbing...............................3
Remedial Welfare Fraud...............................4
Advanced Muh Dikk Studies (plus Lab).............4
The Heroics of MLK and Rosa Parks...............2
Chimping Out and Rioting 102........................3
Economics of Fried Chicken and Colt .45..........3
Ghetto Lobster Preparation...........................2
Mathematics Applied to Drug Dealing..............4
Advanced Carjacking Studies I......................3

wohohoh

[Intolerant]

This what a course catalog from Riker's Island Nigger College might look like:


Course ------------------------------------- # of Credits

Basics of Shanking & Stabbing........................3
Advanced Jenkem Techniques.......................2
Fundamentals of Anal Rape...........................3
Crack Manufacturing & Marketing...................4
Blaming Whites for Everything 101..................3
Intermediate Superstition & Magic...................2
Made-Up Nigger History (1492-1898)..............3
Basic Stealing & Robbing...............................3
Remedial Welfare Fraud...............................4
Advanced Muh Dikk Studies (plus Lab).............4
The Heroics of MLK and Rosa Parks...............2
Chimping Out and Rioting 102........................3
Economics of Fried Chicken and Colt .45..........3
Ghetto Lobster Preparation...........................2
Mathematics Applied to Drug Dealing..............4
Advanced Carjacking Studies I......................3

wohohoh

Only forgot one...I din do nuffin...I innocent 101

[blackmetal84]

Wow you guys, I didn't know how far this thread would go!

I especially like the credit breakdown Nutnice, and your explanation on sentences, I mean terms Intolerant.

rolfl-cheers

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

There are many fraternities and ample "greek" life:lick:dog on "campus".

Some of the best known nigger fraternities are Beta Gamma Phi (the Black Guerilla/Gorilla Family) the Crips, the Bloods, The Folks, Beta Gamma Delta (Black Gangsta Disciples), and the DC blacks.

[birdman]

as hilarious as the course list is.....every niglet is an expert at all these subjects by age 7