Leroy Bootlips
05-08-2008, 09:26 PM
Not one of the best ones, but it was funny and frightening at the same time.
I'm on my way home from work. Weather is nice finally so I'm back to commuting on 2 wheels most of the time. Trying to get on the highway. Nice long acceleration ramp, plenty of time to merge, etc... Many nitwits of all species have trouble with merging around these parts, but niggers as we know are especially bad. Yup, got stuck behind some old 80's vintage P.O.S. Buick with the telltale sign of a sheboon driver with the outline of what looked like a ball of steel wool in front of the headrest.
For fun, I'll acclerate up to 80 and then slow down to actually merge. This sheboon never got over 40 up to and including the highway well past the end of the merge zone. Found hole in the left lane and passed it. This is when the funny part starts. I look to my right and see the sheboon in all her ugliness and it has a cellphone propped up on it's left shoulder, and eating a banana. :lol:lol
I almost lost it. I looked right at her and made sure it could see me laughing at it. What a bad time for side splitter. When I put my eyes back to where they belonged, the left lane was suddenly a ribbon of brake lights. Damn! There's lots of tar snakes on this section too so grabbing a handfull of brake was not a good idea but I was able to avoid colliding with the car I was behind.
For as long as I could see the old P.O.S. Buick, the nigger never sped up. Cruising along, being a nigger at rush hour sucking on a banana.:bbl
I'm on my way home from work. Weather is nice finally so I'm back to commuting on 2 wheels most of the time. Trying to get on the highway. Nice long acceleration ramp, plenty of time to merge, etc... Many nitwits of all species have trouble with merging around these parts, but niggers as we know are especially bad. Yup, got stuck behind some old 80's vintage P.O.S. Buick with the telltale sign of a sheboon driver with the outline of what looked like a ball of steel wool in front of the headrest.
For fun, I'll acclerate up to 80 and then slow down to actually merge. This sheboon never got over 40 up to and including the highway well past the end of the merge zone. Found hole in the left lane and passed it. This is when the funny part starts. I look to my right and see the sheboon in all her ugliness and it has a cellphone propped up on it's left shoulder, and eating a banana. :lol:lol
I almost lost it. I looked right at her and made sure it could see me laughing at it. What a bad time for side splitter. When I put my eyes back to where they belonged, the left lane was suddenly a ribbon of brake lights. Damn! There's lots of tar snakes on this section too so grabbing a handfull of brake was not a good idea but I was able to avoid colliding with the car I was behind.
For as long as I could see the old P.O.S. Buick, the nigger never sped up. Cruising along, being a nigger at rush hour sucking on a banana.:bbl