Mrs. Coon

[Bella Noggin]

We have a long-time patient with this name where I work. Though it is spelled differently, it is pronounced the same. I enjoy saying it loudly in front of the Americoon employees whenever possible.

[skillet]

Hee hee; that should be posted in the employees' lounge bulletin board, but of course in this politically correct society, it won't be. How unfortunate