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coonsrwhaleshit
06-25-2008, 11:06 PM
Monday morning as I was walking from the train station to my work building, I was waiting for the light to change so I could cross Arch St. when this filthy nigger animal on a cell phone decided to cross at a red light. In typical nigger style, it strutted out into the street like it fucking owned it, causing traffic to have to slow down and stop to avoid hitting it.( By the way, I have noticed that ALL nigger beasts cross streets incredibly slowly) As it was almost across, one motorist swerved a little to avoid it, but not quite enough because the corner of the bumper tapped the animal in the ass and sent it sprawling to the ground!! Cell phone went flying and broke and the motorist just kept going. The nigger quickly got up(fastest I ever saw a nigger move) and began asking people at the corner who were waiting for the green light in niggerbabble if anyone had gotten the tag number. Of course no one did! The dumb spook then picked up his busted phone and strutted off complaining out loud to itself.
Needless to say, this cheered me up for the rest of the day. Perhaps this beast will think twice about wandering into traffic again, but I sincerely doubt it.

Bubblelips
06-25-2008, 11:18 PM
Car - 1
Nigger - 0

Sha'Queefer
06-25-2008, 11:35 PM
thats awesome, 10 points lol

niggersarelowlife
06-25-2008, 11:35 PM
"What car, nigger?"

::rofl::rofl:flip::rofl

nutnice
06-26-2008, 12:38 AM
Wish the nog would've been killed, that would've been much funnier.

birdman
06-26-2008, 02:13 AM
Niggers are incapable of learning from mistakes. That groid was probably dragging it's knuckles across the street 5 minutes later

Evolution
06-28-2008, 01:07 AM
Damn I must have just missed it. Was it near Arch and 17th?

coonsrwhaleshit
06-28-2008, 08:57 PM
No, 10th & Arch, right by the Trocadero.

Evolution
06-29-2008, 01:13 AM
OK, you must be a Market East guy. It is really niggerfuxated down there.

KFCISFORNIGGERS
06-29-2008, 01:48 AM
The most important thing was there any damage to the car? Minus nigger crap on it.

AngelLepus
07-07-2008, 05:27 PM
They step off the curb and look you right in the eye and slow waaaaay down, just daring you to do anything. Dirty, nasty niggers, wish I had one of those cow scoop things on the front end of my cute little sports car and I could just push them out of the way. It's very hard to resist running them over, but I think my insurance would go up.....:)

Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger
07-07-2008, 05:36 PM
I see ridiculous nigger jaywalking every single day here.

swinglow2
07-07-2008, 08:57 PM
niggers must learn this at birth to go as slow as they can stop and fuck with
thier shit .I have hit 2 in the last 2 years nothng bad just enough to get
the you mutherfucker bla bla bla shit and i never stoped.
Oh shit Leroy dat be a big bus

Nomad11251
07-07-2008, 09:03 PM
Their blood fucks up the finish on your paint.

Nomad11251
07-07-2008, 09:05 PM
If they're lips hit the hood of your car they're hell to pull off.

Nomad11251
07-07-2008, 09:06 PM
You have to pour salt all over them so they will dry up and shrivel away.

SnowDog
07-07-2008, 09:08 PM
Now that groid will have to steal hizzelf another sale fone.

I don't know what it is with niggers and street corners, but I see that all the time here too. Cross against the lights (if they bother to use the crosswalk at all) and slow as molassas in January. Probably looking to hit the nigger lottery.