Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 28: Angola

[nutnice]

Angola


Location: South West Africa
Capital: Luanda
Population: 16,941,000
Gross Domestic Product: $108.293 billion
GPD Per Capita: $6,443
Languages: Portuguese, niggerbabble
Main Industries: Oil, TNB.

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As fas as nigger ruination and failure goes, Angola is pretty hard
to top. What is sad is that, like its fellow African colonies, its colossal
failure has happened very recently (in other words, as soon as the
European colonizers left). The first inhabitants of what is now Angola are
believed to have been Khoisan niggers, who were later displaced by
migrations of Bantu coons. The Portuguese began exploring the area in
the late 15th century, and established Luanda in 1575. Up until the
1970s, Luanda was known as the "Paris of Africa". Not so much these
days, as it more closely resembles a giant pile of garbage crawling with
maggots. Thanks, niggers. Great job as always.

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Exclusive upper middle-class neighborhood in modern Luanda.

The Portguese succesfully ran the colony for centuries (it
officially became modern Angola in the late 19th century), and
in 1951 granted Angola the status of an Overseas Province of
Portugal. The ungrateful apes decided whatever Whitey gave them
would never be enough, as usual, and they began to stage bongo
parties in the 1960s. Unlike other European colonial powers,
the Portuguese were in no rush to leave their African colonies
and insisted on actually fighting the chimps rather than fold
and run away (at least for a while). In 1975, the Portguese
gave up, long after all the other YT's had left Africa (with
the exception of South Africa and Rhodesia).

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Angolan yard apes running around with some rope. Hopefully they're
running towards a tree, where they can lynch themselves.

The different ape factions started fighting each other as soon as
they found out independence was to be declared, unleashing a
long and brutal civil war which totally wrecked the country. The
war lasted from 1975 until 2002, and it saw much involvement by
foreign countries who supported one nigger group or another
(mostly due to the Cold War). Among the countries involved were
the US, USSR, China, South Africa; Cuba even sent troops to
fight in Angola. Most humans fled the country in a panic in
1975, fearful that this massive chimpout would envelop them too.

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Angola's flag. Even communists think this is a bit over the top.

The 27-year-long chimpout destroyed nearly everything the Portugese
had built over the centuries, leaving the country a pathetic wreck. Luckily for
the niggers, oil was found off the coast and this has given the otherwise
disastrous economy a huge boost. Despite that, most niggers in Angola
live in neauseating conditions and the country rates near the bottom of
most international social and economic indicators. In 2005, Transparency
International rated it among the 10 Most Corrupt Countries in the World.
Life expectancy is a whopping 41 years, and infant mortality is the highest
in the entire world (sweet!!). Unfortunately, though, the birthrate is
fairly high, with each sow shitting out about 6 niggers, on average
(dammit!!).

Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, NationMaster.

[DR. Lynch, M.K.N]

As always..Awesome!

[Justin Igger]

Interesting and entertaining as always.

[Dwight Mansburden]

These niggers are literally swimming in oil. They've got 20 billion barrels or more in known reserves:


Swimming in Oil

New deepwater fields could see Angola challenge Nigeria as the continent's leading crude oil producer

There is a saying in Angola that if you drop a seed into the soil, the next day you will find a fully grown plant. It could also be said that if you plunge a drill into Angola's seabed, oil will come gushing out.

Oil is the lifeblood of the Angolan government, providing 90 percent of the country's export revenues. The industry is also growing fast – since the 1980s, the petroleum industry in Angola has grown at an average rate of 25 percent a year. The country currently produces 800,000 barrels per day (bpd), and output is set to increase considerably over the next decade.

Conservative estimates put Angola's oil reserves at around 10 billion barrels of oil. However, with the recent discovery of several new enormous offshore oil fields, figures as high as 20 billion barrels are being quoted. Angola is quite literally swimming in oil.

It was the Belgian company, Petrofina, that first discovered Angola's oil; in 1955, offshore reserves were found in the Kwanza Basin. The Portuguese colonial authorities did not hesitate to exploit this new-found wealth. They set up Fina Petroeos de Angola (Petrangol), which they owned jointly with Petrofina. The Portuguese also built an oil refinery on the outskirts of Luanda. This old dilapidated refinery still handles most local crude oil processing.

Yet, it was not until 1966 that Angola's true oil-producing potential was realized with the discovery of substantial reserves off the coast of Cabinda. The enclave has since become something of an oil haven, as production completely dominates the economic life of the province.

Then, after independence in 1975, a national oil company, the Sociedade Nacional de Combustiveis de Angola or Sonangol, was set up to manage all fuel production and distribution. Since 1978, Sonangol has been authorized to acquire up to a 51 percent interest in all petroleum exploitation activities. Angola's largest oil production area is Block Zero off Cabinda, followed by Blocks 1 to 4 off the northern coast near Soyo. In total, there are currently 36 offshore and onshore blocks under license.

However this situation is set to change. The most exciting news for the Angolan economy in recent years has been the discovery of massive new oil fields, most of which remain unexploited. The most significant of these are the Kuito, Benguela, Belize and Landana fields in Cabinda's Block 14; the Girassol, Dahlia, Rosa and Lirio fields in Luanda/Soyo's Block 17; and the Kissanje, Marimba and Hungo fields in Soyo's Block 15.

The French oil giant, TotalFinaElf, has already brought part of the giant deepwater Girassol field onstream. Pumping started at Girassol 2 in December 2001 at 35,000 bpd but has already surged to 205,000 bpd.

TotalFinaElf has used highly sophisticated techniques to bring Girassol 2 into action. It has built a giant oil rig, using underwater robots to lay pipes from the wellheads.

Now, the government has indicated that several more of the lucrative new oil fields will come onstream within the next few years. It predicts that pumping will start at Dahlia in 2003, Rosa and Lirio in 2005, and Girassol C in 2008. Sonangol Chairman and CEO Manuel Vicente is bullish about Angola's future oil production. "We are aiming to produce 1 million bpd by 2003," he says. Government projections suggest that by 2005 Angola will be producing 1.3 million bpd.

Making Concessions

At present, Sonangol mainly enters into production sharing agreements, although most previous agreements were joint-ventures.

Oil Minister Jose Botelho Vasconcelos explains why Sonangol has now changed its policy when striking deals with foreign oil companies, "We are a Third World economy, and have difficulty obtaining capital. We therefore prefer production sharing agreements because government investment is only required once a discovery has been declared economically viable."

Sonangol is particularly keen to award concessions for its deep-water sites which require massive investment, despite the existence of large tracts of open shallow water acreage. "This is because all the fields in shallow waters are being depleted," notes Sonangol's Manuel Vicente.

Declining production is also being reported in some of Cabinda's onshore blocks. The volume of oil discovered recently in the Lower Congo and Kwanza Basins, however, far outweighs the declining resources in some of Angola's onshore and shallow water fields.

Angola's oil sector is currently enjoying increased attention from Western countries, especially the U.S., which is anxious to become less dependent on oil from the potentially volatile Arabian Gulf. As a result, the U.S. and its allies are boosting investment in African oil and gas. America's Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs, Walter Kansteiner, says every fifth gallon in U.S. gas tanks will come from Africa by 2005. Angola's crude oil exports to the U.S. currently amount to about 350,000 bpd, but export volumes are likely to increase together with production capacity.

Forbidden to Flare

A potentially lucrative by-product of oil production is natural gas. At present, about 85 percent of natural gas is flared. The government is currently implementing strategies to reduce this, and aims to end all gas flaring by 2010. It plans to commercialize natural gas by exporting it to the U.S., South America and Europe, and also by converting it locally for domestic consumption.

Sonangol's Manuel Vicente says, "Together with Texaco, we are planning to build a liquefied natural gas plant in Luanda. From now on, we will not authorize anyone to flare gas."

The government also plans to build a pipeline, which would bring the natural gas produced offshore to Luanda and beyond. "Not only do we hope to build a gas plant to supply the capital city, but we also want to open a supply line to Windhoek in Namibia, linked to the South African network," says Oil Minister Jose Botelho Vasconcelos.

Although the grand visions for the commercialization of natural gas are still very much in the planning stage, the very real discoveries of the giant offshore oil fields such as Girassol and Dahlia will propel Angola forward as a leading oil nation, not only in Africa but as an influential player in the world as a whole.

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[budfr]

THANKS, I WAS EAGERLY WAITING FOR A POST, IN A WORD: MAJESTIC.:wddy

[Roadking01]

You could just about carbon copy these little shit coontries.

I agree 1) yt builds coontry up
2) chimp out
3) yt leaves
4) massive failure

[Had enought]

Nigger see nigger do, the story of another nigger country! Good job as USUAL!

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[blackmetal84]

Finally you post a real Atlas entry, instead of copping out with that movie review.

Haha buddy, I always enjoy whatever you come up with in the Atlas. Keep it coming!

[oprah]

Excellent entry Nutnice, the photos are particularly fetching. Wherever do you find such gems???? LMAO

My only question that you left off is what percent of the Coontry is nigger? I'm assuming it must be close to 100 percent.

And Dwight's addition was interesting, too. More oil = more chances for nigger corruption. Gotta love how the niggers want YT to spend the capital to drill for and refine the oil and then the niggers share in the profits. None of the risks ,and all of the benefits, aint that the nigger way? :al

[nutnice]

Excellent entry Nutnice, the photos are particularly fetching. Wherever do you find such gems???? LMAO

My only question that you left off is what percent of the Coontry is nigger? I'm assuming it must be close to 100 percent.


Ah, I knew I'd forgotten something! Angroida is 75% nigger, 2% mixoloid, 1% White and
22% "Other" (lol wut?). I assume the "Other" just means assorted niggers than don't
identify with a particular tribe, mixoloids, mutants, etc.

[I Lubs Bakkaball]

Absolutely brilliant, entertaining and informative.

Your descriptions of these coontries always leaves me horrified and amused - simultaeously.:rofl

[White_Is_Right]

Ah, I knew I'd forgotten something! Angroida is 75% nigger, 2% mixoloid, 1% White and
22% "Other" (lol wut?). I assume the "Other" just means assorted niggers than don't
identify with a particular tribe, mixoloids, mutants, etc.

Wouldn't it just be easier to say 99% nigger? Ha Ha

I nearly said porch monkeys or pavement apes, but I doubt there are many porches or paved roads there, so that term would be inaccurate.

[O8ers]

Great historic reference. Maybe some good invetment advice too but for the fact the country is run by niggers and the government is a hair's breadth away from civil war.

[Delta 88]

Up until the
1970s, Luanda was known as the "Paris of Africa". Not so much these
days, as it more closely resembles a giant pile of garbage crawling with
maggots. Thanks, niggers. Great job as always.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great one, Nutnice!

[gnigs_r_skum]

niggers don't rate oil and gas reserves or industry. It will mean a few niggers will bling out while the rest live in shit.
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[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

I thought this was going to be about the maximum security prison in Louisiana by the same name. It basically a tiny nigger country.

[gnigs_r_skum]

if you could find the one nigger neighborhood, city, country or continent that wasn't a complete shithole.:woodpile