blackmetal84
06-22-2008, 04:51 AM
I'm back ladies and gentleman for another round of horrifying tales of the negroid in a retail situation...
This one comes with two stories! Hooray!
1) This was a few days ago, but a slimy sheboon and her mammy came shambling into my store. In an attempt to quickly shoo them out I asked them if they needed anything, but deys jus be lookin. So about half an hour passes with this rancid smelling sheboon/mammy couple wandering around the store, and the sheboon finally picks up a shoe and ax'es fo it in her size (size 10 extra wide, nowhutimsayin?) If you refer back to my thread in Nigger Facts about nigger feet, you will know that this is par for the course for nigger foot size. This shoe was a high heel with a Mary Jane strap, which was not that forgiving in the instep area. She squeezes her hoof into it, and she starts babbling about how much she likes it. As I am standing there, I notice that her foot is literally spilling all over the top of the shoe, as is engulfing it! I held back my vomit, and she ended up buying them! Now she by stylin, nigga! :puke
2) Today was the Day of the Sow. Every nigger sow possible was at the mall today, either traveling in packs with other sows or with 2-5 nigglets with it. So I'm standing in the backroom talking to my boss, just shooting the shit, and a pack of wild sows waddles into the store. There were 3 of them, and they were ook ooking over the shoes and making all kinds of noise. While they were fucking my store up, a sow came in with 4 nigglets! She started messing up our displays too and the nigglets were running wild, playing with anything they could get their paws on. A nigger buck came in, and was apparently attached somehow to the sow with the nigglets (probably the buck of the week,) and he started chimping out over the prices of the shoes. :al
At this point, I am attempting to hide from view of the groids in the store, and everyonce in a while I would peek out to see if they were gone. It took about 20 minutes, and they left. But that was 20 minutes too many.
-gtfo
I wish there was a nigger-free country to live in. I would so be there in an instant! thumbsup
This one comes with two stories! Hooray!
1) This was a few days ago, but a slimy sheboon and her mammy came shambling into my store. In an attempt to quickly shoo them out I asked them if they needed anything, but deys jus be lookin. So about half an hour passes with this rancid smelling sheboon/mammy couple wandering around the store, and the sheboon finally picks up a shoe and ax'es fo it in her size (size 10 extra wide, nowhutimsayin?) If you refer back to my thread in Nigger Facts about nigger feet, you will know that this is par for the course for nigger foot size. This shoe was a high heel with a Mary Jane strap, which was not that forgiving in the instep area. She squeezes her hoof into it, and she starts babbling about how much she likes it. As I am standing there, I notice that her foot is literally spilling all over the top of the shoe, as is engulfing it! I held back my vomit, and she ended up buying them! Now she by stylin, nigga! :puke
2) Today was the Day of the Sow. Every nigger sow possible was at the mall today, either traveling in packs with other sows or with 2-5 nigglets with it. So I'm standing in the backroom talking to my boss, just shooting the shit, and a pack of wild sows waddles into the store. There were 3 of them, and they were ook ooking over the shoes and making all kinds of noise. While they were fucking my store up, a sow came in with 4 nigglets! She started messing up our displays too and the nigglets were running wild, playing with anything they could get their paws on. A nigger buck came in, and was apparently attached somehow to the sow with the nigglets (probably the buck of the week,) and he started chimping out over the prices of the shoes. :al
At this point, I am attempting to hide from view of the groids in the store, and everyonce in a while I would peek out to see if they were gone. It took about 20 minutes, and they left. But that was 20 minutes too many.
-gtfo
I wish there was a nigger-free country to live in. I would so be there in an instant! thumbsup