Another caption coonpetition

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/africa_enl_1213972924/img/1.jpg

[Maleficarum]

My initial photoshop idea would probably get even me bannedrolfl

[Sha'Queefer]

"uh beez a tru affican pimp wit my yarn n sheet. oh lawd an muh watch i dun stole from dat white camera guy"

[Jamarquious Jackscoon]

"As the Martin Luther King Kwanzaa:africoon festivities wore on, Groidante Biggs savored the last morsels of the Kentucky fried mammoth.":kfcnig

[nutnice]

"Tyrone told his homie Jamal to get on the horn and order some fried chicken..."