Has anyone seen my nigger?

[Dirtydan]

He ran away from my farm on June 15, 2008. He is 5' 11'', 190 LBS, with very dark skin, and talks alot and laughs aloud. He answers to the name Jim and can be identified by a large scar on his left cheek (I was drunk and angry).

A reward is being offered for any information leading to his safe return to my farm.

Thank you

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

I kind find hundreds of niggers meeting that exact description. How many will you take?

[lilywhitelady]

I kind find hundreds of niggers meeting that exact description. How many will you take?
Don't you mean millions?! LOL!::rofl

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Next time you should take a leaf out of Kunta Kinte's Massa's book to make sure it doesn't run away again :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rziuPrjFfRQ

[lilywhitelady]

Next time you should take a leaf out of Kunta Kinte's Massa's book to make sure it doesn't run away again :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rziuPrjFfRQ
Honey thanks for posting this! I need a good laugh, and this did the trick!::rofl

[CoonTownYT]

Dan, I have not seen your nigger unfortunately. However, as a token of generosity I shall send you one of my own. His name is Balack Hussein Obamalamadingdong, or some stupid nigger shit like that. If you have the proper training equipment (plenty of whips, etc) he may be easily controlled, but he's been incredibly uppity as of late and I can no longer control him. Get this, it's attempting a run at the presidency! Of course we know this is just another delusional slave fantasy and it will never happen, but it's mildly entertaining nonetheless. He may make you a ton of money however, stupid white liberals just seem to throw money at the sight of him. Alas, if you don't take me up on this offer I have no other choice but to put him out of his own misery.