Am I a Nigger Magnet?

[Shistang DeBupmo X]

I wonder if everyone has to go through days like I just had. I'm downtown, minding my own business, when I hear "Esscoose me!" I turn around and look, (I wish I had a picture of this creature; y'all wouldn't believe it!) and a nigger that I'm sure had spent the night in a dumpster was accosting me. I don't have the eloquence to describe its appearance, but it was genuinely the most revolting life form I have ever seen, and I've been around.

I turned away, ignoring it, and it then screams "EXOOOSE ME!!!" in a pissed-off manner. I whipped back around, and screamed "WHAT!?!" It replies: "I just wanted to know what time 'tis; I ain't got to beg you for nuttin'; I got money in my pocket!" I replied, "Then go buy a fucking watch!" The bastard thing then stumbled on, muttering something like "Splammin' mofo de no like nigggas i bllop de blam flap..." This is before I've even had a chance to get my morning coffee. The day got worse as it wore on, but I'll save that for later...

[ChicagoAvenger]

It is amazing that this nigger would want to know
the time of the day. They have no actual schedule
or responsibilities!

They do what they want to do, when they want to do it!

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

get a pistol permit, carry it with you, shoot the bastards, stick a knife in his hand and say he threatened you.
they understand violence.

[CoonTownYT]

Are you a white wimminz? Are you even slightly attractive? Even if you aren't particularly attractive, the answer is yes, you are a nigger magnet.

Plus you were wearing something shiny, which made you a nigger magnet by default.