Illegal Jamaicoon niggers chimp out and riot at detention centre....

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

....an it all beez da guard dogs fawt fo climin on dey beds.


The riot inside an Oxfordshire immigration detention centre was sparked by a row over search dogs entering cells.

A police helicopter and more than 200 prison officers, firefighters and police were sent to Campsfield House, in Langford Lane, Kidlington, on Saturdayafternoon after fires and vandalism left inmates "fearing for their lives".

Speaking to the Oxford Mail by phone, detainee Anthony Brown, 29, said tensions began simmering among Jamaican inmates at the 215-man detention centre on Thursday after Campsfield officers brought dogs into their accommodation.

He said one Jamaican complained about the dogs climbing on the detainees' bedding. The inmate was taken outside by prison officers and then moved to an isolation cell for two days.

Brown - who said he was an overstayer - added about nine Jamaican inmates were talking to a centre manager about the incident at midday on Saturday when they saw officers attempting to move the detainee who had been put in isolation.

He said this sparked the trouble and added: "They were very angry. Everyone rushed out of the building. I saw smoke, I heard smoke alarms and I heard glass smashing."
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Brown said he was among 20 detainees who climbed on to the roof of a shop in the centre for 15 minutes to see what was going on, but denied this was a protest.

http://www.oxfordmail.net/mostpopular.var.2345278.mostviewed.dogs_on_beds_sp arked_riot.php

[McCauley]

It wasn't a protest, it was a :chmpt:chmpt:chmpt:chmpt:chmpt

[Dirtydan]

I have a friend who is a guard at a max security prison in Ohio. He has told me stories about niggers throwing shit and piss on people when they don't get their way. One time, a monkey went bug shit crazy, he smeared poo on himself and did a swan dive into his stainless steel toilet and fucked himself all up because his tv had been taken away.

[Gorilla_Warfare]

I have a friend who is a guard at a max security prison in Ohio. He has told me stories about niggers throwing shit and piss on people when they don't get their way. One time, a monkey went bug shit crazy, he smeared poo on himself and did a swan dive into his stainless steel toilet and fucked himself all up because his tv had been taken away.

Maury must have been on at the time. How could they tell he smeared poo on himself? All nogs look and smell like shit.
:fmbly

[Odin88]

This one nigger I knew when I was in the pen freaked out and stripped hiimself naked in his cell. He covered himself in baby oil and destroyed everything in his cell- because the guards did a search and took away food he had stolen from the kitchen. They eventually threw a concusion grenade in next to him and flattened his black ass. It almost made the 8 years worth it.....

[zookeeper]

I read about this elsewhere, but the beach nigger (Jamaicoon) element was conveniently omitted. Nice way to scoop the facts, LaTrine!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

This one nigger I knew when I was in the pen freaked out and stripped hiimself naked in his cell. He covered himself in baby oil and destroyed everything in his cell- because the guards did a search and took away food he had stolen from the kitchen. They eventually threw a concusion grenade in next to him and flattened his black ass. It almost made the 8 years worth it.....

Baby oil? :eek:
Was it getting ready for some perverted downlow stuff?
:africoon
:gy

[Odin88]

HA! No, when they do cell extractions the niggers always grease themselves up so that they are slippery and the guards have a real bitch of a time holding onto them. I was up on the 2nd tier when it happened. They finally got his black ass yanked out of the cell, but it was hilarious to watch him squirm around and slip out of their hands because his whole body was lubed up! I still laugh when I think about it. That was one big ass nigger and he was pretty strong. After 5 minutes of wrestliing with him, they finally called in the SORT team and they beat his ass to the floor. (After a liberal dose of pepper spray and several knocks to the head with their batons....)

Word to the wise- if you ever find yourself in prison, its best not to get into a fight with the guards- they always gang up on you and they have sticks! HA!

[Fireblade14]

Considering some of the things these Jamaicans have probably gone to bed with, a dog might be an improvement!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

4 of the niggers have escaped now
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/7462906.stm

[sm1964]

HA! No, when they do cell extractions the niggers always grease themselves up so that they are slippery and the guards have a real bitch of a time holding onto them. I was up on the 2nd tier when it happened. They finally got his black ass yanked out of the cell, but it was hilarious to watch him squirm around and slip out of their hands because his whole body was lubed up! I still laugh when I think about it. That was one big ass nigger and he was pretty strong. After 5 minutes of wrestliing with him, they finally called in the SORT team and they beat his ass to the floor. (After a liberal dose of pepper spray and several knocks to the head with their batons....)

Word to the wise- if you ever find yourself in prison, its best not to get into a fight with the guards- they always gang up on you and they have sticks! HA!

Sooo funny! I'm picturing one of those greased pig competitions they have at local town fairs, except, the pig smells much better. rolfl