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LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 07:52 PM
From Encyclopaedia Dramatica....
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chav



A chav is a kind of wanker:hand that is rapidly becoming the new dickhead stereotype for the true English fucker, overthrowing the previous bowler-and-brolly archetype we all secretly wish were true. A "chav" is a primitive life form, somewhere between vermin and parasite,(vermisite) that earns its living by either signing up for the social (British unemployment benefits) or stealing things from its local supermarket, but in most cases combining both. A few of the moar enterprising chavs eke out a living selling low-grade cannabis and heavily adulterated amphetamines to school children. It is a true social underclass but is no less deserving of observation and study. Preferably from behind reinforced glass with disinfectant on hand. Note that while Chavs are essentially wiggers, they hate for anyone to call them that. Their Wiggerality is apparent, however, in the way they always walk as if they've just shat themselves but don't want it to show.
The word "chav" is widely believed to stand for "council house and violent" due to their lack of funds and aggressive nature, or possibly "Chalton average". It might also come from charivari. Other variations of the word "chav" include "charver" and "fucknugget", terms that may well have been introduced by mice fornicating in Burberry hats, given their Liverpudlian origin. Scottish people fondly refer to their equivalents as "Neds", or non-educated delinquents. Calling this hypocritical is a major understatement. THEY LOVE GOUCHIN INNIT G DO ME A BEN ON TICK TILL THURSDAY.

On the internets, chavs are most commonly found on Bebo, and all believe that tabloid newspapers are the world's ultimate form of truth.

The male chav usually dresses in niggerly sports gear, wears a lot of cheap (and mostly fake) bling and can be easily recognised by their love of burberry

http://clivedavis.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/chav.jpg]

http://blog.scotweb.co.uk/storage/chav.jpg

The female chav is known as a chavette

http://majorityrights.com/images/uploads/chav_female.jpg

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/47/Chavandchavette.jpg

Some common chav phrases - note the niggerisms :hand


1. wussup ma homie? - "What is happening at the moment, my residentual collegue?"
2. yeah m8 - An automatic response received after insulting a chav (more often followed with a punch).
3. Bruv - An abbreviation of "brother". They seem to be capable of calling anyone their brother.
4. Wa g'wan - "What is going on?", mostly used to mean "Hello, how are you?"
5. Bare - "A lot", "Big", "an abundance of", "copious"
6. Brap/Prap - Used to draw attention to oneself, representing the sound of a gun.
7. Bo - Also used to draw attention.
8. Mint - "Brilliant".
9. Blut-blut - Also used to draw attention to oneself.
10. Innit/Ennit - "Isn't it just."
11. Yezzir - "Yes, sir", imitated by Chavs upon hearing famous Nigra 'Pharrell Williams' say the word himself in a few songs.
12. Blud - "Blood", announced in recognition as a follower of theirs being a so-called brother.
13. Moshy bashin - Going down to a mosh pit and starting a fait/fight.
14. Orrrr M8 - "I am most impressed with this information". This may also be heard before being harassed for a cigarette, and then being questioned as to why you don't have any/won't give them one.
15. Fuck off - "I'm afraid I cannot see eye to eye with you on this matter".
16. Startin? - "Would you be suggesting that we engage in a physical confrontation of a violent nature?"
17. GEE UZ YER PHONE - "Hand over your mobile communications device, or face a bit of rough and tumble".
18. WAAAAAAAAAH - The most common chav mating call.
19. Missions - A great distance.
20. Blatantly - The strongest word a chav has in its arsenal. If you're blatantly startin' with him, you should probably flee. A chav will not resort to a three-syllable word except at the utmost end of need.
21. Proper - Used as the adjective in most sentences, declaring that something is good. 'Lad lad lad, dat's a proper cat there, lad'.
22. Lad - A chav's favorite appellation. Chavs will frequently use this to engage in a conversation, often repeating it several times until it can think of something to say afterwords. Usually followed by the question "What've ya bin' sayin' about me ma lad?"
23. Dirt - A cigarette.
24. Set Me - May I inquire as to [one of] your [possessions]? Example, 'Set me a fag, bruv'.
25. Wickiiid - "I derive much enjoyment from that particular occurrence".
26. Shockin - "That is disagreeable"
27. like - Pause filler, used to stall for time while preparations are made to attempt vocalization of the next word
28. Ooo! 'Ere - "Hello there, could I have your attention please?"
29. Ee's takin' the piss - He has not yielded to us immediately, handed over his cash and cards, admitted all fault for the incident and apologized for the inconvenience! The audacity! The temerity!
30. 'Aving a Chew - Undertaking an arduous task, such as writing your name.
31. Do a Nash - To make an prompt exit, usually on the rare occasion that outnumbering the foe 10 to 1 is not enough to win a fight.
32. La - usually added to the end of the chavs name i.e Ricky La or Sarah La, indicating a friend or someone you fell friendly towards
33. Yer got twenny pee, mate? - "Do you happen to have twenty pence Sterling on your person that i could borrow?"
34. Yer gorra light? - "May i please borrow (steal) a cigarette lighter?"

LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 07:56 PM
Some typical chavettes

http://www.nsma.org.au/pics2007/chavpreg.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/images/2005/02/16/kinki_chavs_018_470x352.jpg

LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 08:07 PM
ASBO - a badge of honour for every chav.

An Anti-Social Behaviour Order or ASBO in the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland[1] is a civil order made against a person who has been shown to have engaged in anti-social (i.e. niggerly) behaviour.

An anti-social behaviour order is an Order of the Court which tells an individual over 10 years old how they must not behave. Under 10s can be given a BASBO (known as Baby Asbos).

Asbos are mainly given out for things like
Vandalism
Theft
Abusive Behaviour
Harassment

Obviously, in the days when we had canings in school, there was no need for Asbos -nigwhip

Asbos in the news
http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/content/News/story.aspx?brand=ENOnline&category=News&tBrand=enonline&tCategory=news&itemid=NOED24%20Dec%202008%2011%3A42%3A01%3A143

http://www.thisisnorthdevon.co.uk/news/Barnstaple-Asbo-teenager-spend-Christmas-jail/article-569825-detail/article.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3816679/Rap-fan-given-ASBO.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/7755302.stm

LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 08:14 PM
Chavtowns

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=Top

LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 08:15 PM
Some chav jokes :lol

How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?


How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Chav male, 6ft 5in
tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and
obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the
gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
Chavster. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear "Do you want a blow
job?" he whispers. At this, the Chav leaps up with fire
in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool,
he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves
him badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing
had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer.
"I've never seen you react like that" he says "Just what did he say to
you?" "I'm not sure" the Chav replies. "Something about a job."

http://got-w00t.co.uk/chav.gif

LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 08:24 PM
Another chav must have - Lizzie Duke jewellery from Argos

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Browse/ID69/10197393/c_1/1|category_root|Jewellery+and+watches|10197186/c_2/2|cat_10197186|Men%27s+jewellery|10197393/r_1/3|Material|9ct+Gold|1.htm

NAACPtookmybabyaway
12-28-2008, 08:32 PM
It would be funny if it weren't so tragic.

There are so many smackheads round here it's unbelievable.

http://www.fat-pie.com/fatpie2.htm

^ this cartoon is a funny illustration of the chav disease, even if the animation is all shitty

LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 08:35 PM
How to be a chavette

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdNfFwi3YLU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMANVfuWIak&feature=related

Don Corrasco
12-28-2008, 11:22 PM
It looks like another stupid trend for the MTV generation. It reminds me of Punk in a way, except even the worst Punks have never looked so miserable and disgusting.

Unseen Hand
12-29-2008, 01:47 AM
Very similar to an urban/da hood type of thing, tacky/trashy. Trailer park behavior.

Maelstrom
12-29-2008, 05:12 PM
I've heard a lot about chavs. They're the scum of UK.

White_Is_Right
12-29-2008, 09:14 PM
I suspect that if the UK had better gun laws, the chav problem would vanish very quickly, or at the very least be much smaller.

redleg112
12-29-2008, 09:39 PM
WTF THIS IS THE NEXT GENERATION THAT WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING IN DEBT, HEIRS TO A POLLUTED PLANET well i just stopped worrying about all that shit, any way at the rate we are going there wont be anything left for these scum:bs:rolls:vomit:vomit

Cannibal Niggers
12-29-2008, 09:55 PM
white cultural traitors....

YTISFEDUP
12-29-2008, 10:56 PM
AHHH now I know what it is......In the Good ole USA...we call that "trailer trash"

ArmyGrunt
12-30-2008, 08:39 AM
You got that right.....white WIGGER trailer trash though -nigbongo. Fuck these niggerloving idiots.

Koon Kicking Kanga
12-30-2008, 10:08 AM
Nearest equivalent to a chav in Australia would be a (female) bush pig. Dress is typically a pile of mis-matched cheap clothign that is apparently donned by tossing a pile of clothes in the air and anything that lands on bush pig's body is the worn for the day. Diet is any cheap greasy or sugar laden crud, music often niggerbabble (C)rap or any otehr noises made by niggers or neo-niggers.

Bush pigs are allergic to work, preferring to allow a boong or some low life white male inject them with sperm so they can live off the generousity of the Australian tax payer. Not unusual for bush pigs to have boong "friends" of either or both sexes. Tattoos and huge numbers of hideous body piercings are characteristics of this breedd of "look at me" morons. I don't know of any term for the male equivalent of a bush pig, although "total fuckwit" would be an appropriate title.

Bush pigs and their male companions are infamous for their indiscriminate mating habits, it not being unusual for two bush pigs to share one male mating paerner, or one bush pig to have to or more permanent and/or casual mating partners. Bushies, as they are aslo known, and not to be confused with the traditional "bushy," ie, a person who works and lives in the bush, as in leading a rural lifestyle.

Maleficarum
01-03-2009, 05:54 PM
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http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/8495fb3ba59489.gif
http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/8495fb3ba5fe66.jpg
http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/8495fb3ba77635.jpg
http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/8495fb3ba80a01.jpg

Holychinese
01-10-2009, 02:08 AM
1. wussup ma homie? - "What is happening at the moment, my residentual collegue?"

lmao I love this,we should all use this long long talk when encounter with niggers/wiggers.

Nigger: Wussup ma homie?
Human: Oh thank you I'm fine,What is happening at the moment,my residentual collegue?


btw
it just sad to see now this nigger imitating shit spread all over the world...:face

RizzleMcDizzle
01-10-2009, 03:06 AM
Reminds me of the "Chola" look which was UBER-POPULAR with all of the girls back in my JR highschool days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTRvY8V5Zo

Coonbatter
01-29-2009, 08:58 PM
Have we finally reached to lowest common denominator? Are these losers the end product of Divershitty.

Nasty looking trash, they will be on dole for years to come along with their chillin and pets. Wigger/Chavs trying to be more niggerish than a nigger. :fling

Exterminanegros
01-29-2009, 10:45 PM
Cholos suck. Many kids however only adopt the look to get by growing up in rough neighborhoods without adopting the attitudes. Then they grow up and start looking sharp.



Reminds me of the "Chola" look which was UBER-POPULAR with all of the girls back in my JR highschool days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTRvY8V5Zo

LaTrine Jakscoon
01-30-2009, 08:22 AM
So tell me, you UK members.. These Chavs of yours, they pick fights with people as easily as I hear? Hang outside a McDonalds and act hard and gangsta when you won't give them your change? I feel like a trip to England may be in order one day :lol

It sounds as if you have met a few already :lol

NIGSARESMELLY
01-30-2009, 08:53 PM
I agree Vamp. I would relish the opportunity to study these Chavs up close. I live near Detroit, so I have pretty much see all the niggershines and wiggershines up close and personal. These Chavs sound like fucking pussies. Still would be fun to get in a little field research though.

Gallóglaigh
01-30-2009, 10:10 PM
Chavs look like they'd hardly be a challenge to fight.

Seems like there's only two types:

- skinny little runts
- obese lard balls

Either way, easy pickings.

niggerloverNOT
01-30-2009, 10:26 PM
They look as lame and as heartless as our wiggers. If they wannabe niggers *POOF*! you're all niggers in my eyes and the countless eyes of millions of self-respecting Whites here and in the UK, I bet. Bloody nigger-loving wankers!:tnb

KaffirSmasher
01-31-2009, 05:19 AM
I consider chavs to be worse than wiggers, in that they are abusing a higher-class dialect, and unlike the mixed American culture, they have a real culture they could be identifying with, instead of nigger culture from across the ocean.

M_rtf
02-04-2009, 02:04 AM
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4812/chavletsoptiq9dj2.gif (http://img13.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chavletsoptiq9dj2.gif) http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/chavletsoptiq9dj2.gif/1/w280.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img13/chavletsoptiq9dj2.gif/1/)

Cap'n Krunk
02-04-2009, 02:15 AM
These guys look like a load of punk ass kids. Someone needs a kick in the head.