LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 07:52 PM
From Encyclopaedia Dramatica....
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chav
A chav is a kind of wanker:hand that is rapidly becoming the new dickhead stereotype for the true English fucker, overthrowing the previous bowler-and-brolly archetype we all secretly wish were true. A "chav" is a primitive life form, somewhere between vermin and parasite,(vermisite) that earns its living by either signing up for the social (British unemployment benefits) or stealing things from its local supermarket, but in most cases combining both. A few of the moar enterprising chavs eke out a living selling low-grade cannabis and heavily adulterated amphetamines to school children. It is a true social underclass but is no less deserving of observation and study. Preferably from behind reinforced glass with disinfectant on hand. Note that while Chavs are essentially wiggers, they hate for anyone to call them that. Their Wiggerality is apparent, however, in the way they always walk as if they've just shat themselves but don't want it to show.
The word "chav" is widely believed to stand for "council house and violent" due to their lack of funds and aggressive nature, or possibly "Chalton average". It might also come from charivari. Other variations of the word "chav" include "charver" and "fucknugget", terms that may well have been introduced by mice fornicating in Burberry hats, given their Liverpudlian origin. Scottish people fondly refer to their equivalents as "Neds", or non-educated delinquents. Calling this hypocritical is a major understatement. THEY LOVE GOUCHIN INNIT G DO ME A BEN ON TICK TILL THURSDAY.
On the internets, chavs are most commonly found on Bebo, and all believe that tabloid newspapers are the world's ultimate form of truth.
The male chav usually dresses in niggerly sports gear, wears a lot of cheap (and mostly fake) bling and can be easily recognised by their love of burberry
http://clivedavis.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/chav.jpg]
http://blog.scotweb.co.uk/storage/chav.jpg
The female chav is known as a chavette
http://majorityrights.com/images/uploads/chav_female.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/47/Chavandchavette.jpg
Some common chav phrases - note the niggerisms :hand
1. wussup ma homie? - "What is happening at the moment, my residentual collegue?"
2. yeah m8 - An automatic response received after insulting a chav (more often followed with a punch).
3. Bruv - An abbreviation of "brother". They seem to be capable of calling anyone their brother.
4. Wa g'wan - "What is going on?", mostly used to mean "Hello, how are you?"
5. Bare - "A lot", "Big", "an abundance of", "copious"
6. Brap/Prap - Used to draw attention to oneself, representing the sound of a gun.
7. Bo - Also used to draw attention.
8. Mint - "Brilliant".
9. Blut-blut - Also used to draw attention to oneself.
10. Innit/Ennit - "Isn't it just."
11. Yezzir - "Yes, sir", imitated by Chavs upon hearing famous Nigra 'Pharrell Williams' say the word himself in a few songs.
12. Blud - "Blood", announced in recognition as a follower of theirs being a so-called brother.
13. Moshy bashin - Going down to a mosh pit and starting a fait/fight.
14. Orrrr M8 - "I am most impressed with this information". This may also be heard before being harassed for a cigarette, and then being questioned as to why you don't have any/won't give them one.
15. Fuck off - "I'm afraid I cannot see eye to eye with you on this matter".
16. Startin? - "Would you be suggesting that we engage in a physical confrontation of a violent nature?"
17. GEE UZ YER PHONE - "Hand over your mobile communications device, or face a bit of rough and tumble".
18. WAAAAAAAAAH - The most common chav mating call.
19. Missions - A great distance.
20. Blatantly - The strongest word a chav has in its arsenal. If you're blatantly startin' with him, you should probably flee. A chav will not resort to a three-syllable word except at the utmost end of need.
21. Proper - Used as the adjective in most sentences, declaring that something is good. 'Lad lad lad, dat's a proper cat there, lad'.
22. Lad - A chav's favorite appellation. Chavs will frequently use this to engage in a conversation, often repeating it several times until it can think of something to say afterwords. Usually followed by the question "What've ya bin' sayin' about me ma lad?"
23. Dirt - A cigarette.
24. Set Me - May I inquire as to [one of] your [possessions]? Example, 'Set me a fag, bruv'.
25. Wickiiid - "I derive much enjoyment from that particular occurrence".
26. Shockin - "That is disagreeable"
27. like - Pause filler, used to stall for time while preparations are made to attempt vocalization of the next word
28. Ooo! 'Ere - "Hello there, could I have your attention please?"
29. Ee's takin' the piss - He has not yielded to us immediately, handed over his cash and cards, admitted all fault for the incident and apologized for the inconvenience! The audacity! The temerity!
30. 'Aving a Chew - Undertaking an arduous task, such as writing your name.
31. Do a Nash - To make an prompt exit, usually on the rare occasion that outnumbering the foe 10 to 1 is not enough to win a fight.
32. La - usually added to the end of the chavs name i.e Ricky La or Sarah La, indicating a friend or someone you fell friendly towards
33. Yer got twenny pee, mate? - "Do you happen to have twenty pence Sterling on your person that i could borrow?"
34. Yer gorra light? - "May i please borrow (steal) a cigarette lighter?"
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chav
A chav is a kind of wanker:hand that is rapidly becoming the new dickhead stereotype for the true English fucker, overthrowing the previous bowler-and-brolly archetype we all secretly wish were true. A "chav" is a primitive life form, somewhere between vermin and parasite,(vermisite) that earns its living by either signing up for the social (British unemployment benefits) or stealing things from its local supermarket, but in most cases combining both. A few of the moar enterprising chavs eke out a living selling low-grade cannabis and heavily adulterated amphetamines to school children. It is a true social underclass but is no less deserving of observation and study. Preferably from behind reinforced glass with disinfectant on hand. Note that while Chavs are essentially wiggers, they hate for anyone to call them that. Their Wiggerality is apparent, however, in the way they always walk as if they've just shat themselves but don't want it to show.
The word "chav" is widely believed to stand for "council house and violent" due to their lack of funds and aggressive nature, or possibly "Chalton average". It might also come from charivari. Other variations of the word "chav" include "charver" and "fucknugget", terms that may well have been introduced by mice fornicating in Burberry hats, given their Liverpudlian origin. Scottish people fondly refer to their equivalents as "Neds", or non-educated delinquents. Calling this hypocritical is a major understatement. THEY LOVE GOUCHIN INNIT G DO ME A BEN ON TICK TILL THURSDAY.
On the internets, chavs are most commonly found on Bebo, and all believe that tabloid newspapers are the world's ultimate form of truth.
The male chav usually dresses in niggerly sports gear, wears a lot of cheap (and mostly fake) bling and can be easily recognised by their love of burberry
http://clivedavis.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/chav.jpg]
http://blog.scotweb.co.uk/storage/chav.jpg
The female chav is known as a chavette
http://majorityrights.com/images/uploads/chav_female.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/47/Chavandchavette.jpg
Some common chav phrases - note the niggerisms :hand
1. wussup ma homie? - "What is happening at the moment, my residentual collegue?"
2. yeah m8 - An automatic response received after insulting a chav (more often followed with a punch).
3. Bruv - An abbreviation of "brother". They seem to be capable of calling anyone their brother.
4. Wa g'wan - "What is going on?", mostly used to mean "Hello, how are you?"
5. Bare - "A lot", "Big", "an abundance of", "copious"
6. Brap/Prap - Used to draw attention to oneself, representing the sound of a gun.
7. Bo - Also used to draw attention.
8. Mint - "Brilliant".
9. Blut-blut - Also used to draw attention to oneself.
10. Innit/Ennit - "Isn't it just."
11. Yezzir - "Yes, sir", imitated by Chavs upon hearing famous Nigra 'Pharrell Williams' say the word himself in a few songs.
12. Blud - "Blood", announced in recognition as a follower of theirs being a so-called brother.
13. Moshy bashin - Going down to a mosh pit and starting a fait/fight.
14. Orrrr M8 - "I am most impressed with this information". This may also be heard before being harassed for a cigarette, and then being questioned as to why you don't have any/won't give them one.
15. Fuck off - "I'm afraid I cannot see eye to eye with you on this matter".
16. Startin? - "Would you be suggesting that we engage in a physical confrontation of a violent nature?"
17. GEE UZ YER PHONE - "Hand over your mobile communications device, or face a bit of rough and tumble".
18. WAAAAAAAAAH - The most common chav mating call.
19. Missions - A great distance.
20. Blatantly - The strongest word a chav has in its arsenal. If you're blatantly startin' with him, you should probably flee. A chav will not resort to a three-syllable word except at the utmost end of need.
21. Proper - Used as the adjective in most sentences, declaring that something is good. 'Lad lad lad, dat's a proper cat there, lad'.
22. Lad - A chav's favorite appellation. Chavs will frequently use this to engage in a conversation, often repeating it several times until it can think of something to say afterwords. Usually followed by the question "What've ya bin' sayin' about me ma lad?"
23. Dirt - A cigarette.
24. Set Me - May I inquire as to [one of] your [possessions]? Example, 'Set me a fag, bruv'.
25. Wickiiid - "I derive much enjoyment from that particular occurrence".
26. Shockin - "That is disagreeable"
27. like - Pause filler, used to stall for time while preparations are made to attempt vocalization of the next word
28. Ooo! 'Ere - "Hello there, could I have your attention please?"
29. Ee's takin' the piss - He has not yielded to us immediately, handed over his cash and cards, admitted all fault for the incident and apologized for the inconvenience! The audacity! The temerity!
30. 'Aving a Chew - Undertaking an arduous task, such as writing your name.
31. Do a Nash - To make an prompt exit, usually on the rare occasion that outnumbering the foe 10 to 1 is not enough to win a fight.
32. La - usually added to the end of the chavs name i.e Ricky La or Sarah La, indicating a friend or someone you fell friendly towards
33. Yer got twenny pee, mate? - "Do you happen to have twenty pence Sterling on your person that i could borrow?"
34. Yer gorra light? - "May i please borrow (steal) a cigarette lighter?"