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Col. John Matrix
12-28-2008, 12:55 AM
My friends, I give you the Juggalo.
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll139/petervenkman235/juggalos21024768.jpg
Some of you may know what a Juggalo is, but perhaps some of you may not. A Juggalo is a follower of the Insane Clown Posse, a wigger rap group. It may be said that the ICP are the ultimate wiggers, hailing from the Detroit wasteland; much like fellow wigger Eminem, they adopted the facade of the nigger in order to acclimate into the culture, a sort of Bizarro Uncle Tom, if you will. They talk like niggers, rap like niggers, and view the world in a subuman nigger mindset. They are also capable of coonery (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1444587/20010618/i_c_p.jhtml) and buffonery (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5929428/insane_clown_posse_plead_guilty) equal to any of their nigger rap counterparts.
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll139/petervenkman235/InsaneClownPosse.jpg
The Juggalos are their fans. Think of them as the Kiss Army, or the Deadheads, but with a much more sinister aim. The Kiss Army was about rocking and rolling all night (and partying every day); the Deadheads were about wearing tie-dye and getting wasted. On the other hand, the Juggalos are about spreading mayhem; they are about adopting the worst excesses of an already diseased nigger culture. They are not so much a group of fans as a street gang, or a cult. The Kiss Army and the Deadheads are ultimately benign entities; the Juggalos are a cancer on the colon of America; one that must be excised.
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll139/petervenkman235/juggalojuggalette-15650.jpg
The average Juggalo is a lower-class white adolescent male, or a fat chick. He (or she) is of natural low intellect, and thus is easily swayed by the gutter music of the ICP--their nihilistic messages of violence and chaos. The Juggalo can easily be recognized by their liberal adoption of clown makeup, "bling-bling", and nigger fashion. When they open their mouths, they speak with a bizarre pigdin of English and shuck'n'jive. Their hygiene is poor, so you may also detect the odor of body sweat, unwashed clothing, and congealed Faygo (http://www.faygo.com/).
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll139/petervenkman235/juggalos1yn7.jpg
The Juggalo is an antisocial asshole, engaging in petit theft, criminal damage to property, or assault and battery out of boredom. In its extreme form, the Juggalo is capable of committing violence equal to any nigger (http://www.thebostonchannel.com/consumer/6709049/detail.html). The main reason being is that the Juggalo is by nature a social outcast. Having adopted the trappings of niggerdom, they are rightfully shunned by their human relatives and associates. However, they are also looked upon with contempt by the nigger, who resents their coopting of nigger culture. Thus, they exist in a Twilight Zone of self-identification; the only companionship available is other Juggalos.
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll139/petervenkman235/Juggalo_couple.jpg
This is where the Juggalo becomes most dangerous, for the Juggalo gathers in clusters and runs in packs, like a group of mongrel dogs. While singular Juggalos are by nature cowardly, the pack Juggalo is capable of animal savagery and mischief, preying (http://www.charlotteobserver.com/597/story/428576.html) upon (http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=4225190) singular (http://deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,700247571,00.html) humans (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003121207_insaneclowns12m.html).
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll139/petervenkman235/JawsJuggalo01.jpg
Can the Juggalo be rehabilitated? I think not. Cult deprogramming is a nigh-impossible task, and the number of Juggalos renders rehabilitation a fanciful prospect. In the time it would take to reprogram one Juggalo, a dozen would rise in its stead. Even were the resources available, the Juggalo is dumb and impressionable, and would most likely flock to some other destructive behavior. The only solution seems to be internment or culling.
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll139/petervenkman235/Going_to_the_funeral_BRB.jpg
I welcome your thoughts, and your experience with the Juggalo subculture.
Bix Nood
12-28-2008, 05:00 AM
I know what the last pic was about. It was about some Juggaloes that created a crotchdropping and did elicit drugs while pregnant anyway. That baby is probably in some styrofoam ice cooler.
Full article:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anabelle_Lotus
Also worth mentioning that every Juggalo I saw back in High School was a total retard.
SnowDog
12-28-2008, 07:23 AM
Yeah, I know what Juggalos are. The ICP's label created this abomination in order to get stupid white kids to give their act free advertising. If some company wants me to advertise their shit, I expect to be paid, and paid well. I have never bought anything emblazoned with corporate logos and I never will.
This has metastasized into a cultural cancer that really needs to be surgically removed. And these stupid whiggers are still making these assholes tons of money.
Miss Ann
12-28-2008, 12:33 PM
I am surprised that ICP are still around. I thought that this "band" and the trends of their deluded followers would die out by now. How sad.
Maleficarum
12-28-2008, 12:54 PM
I know what the last pic was about. It was about some Juggaloes that created a crotchdropping and did elicit drugs while pregnant anyway. That baby is probably in some styrofoam ice cooler.
Full article:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anabelle_Lotus
Also worth mentioning that every Juggalo I saw back in High School was a total retard.
Anabelle Lotus was born on Mothers Day, May 11th 2008, in Chicago. Upon seeing her mother for the first time, the shocked infant refused to live any longer. :lol
LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 12:56 PM
Bloody hell, I googled this and found this Wikipedia article - these aresholes are as bad as niggers :chaingun :hippie
Because of a connection with gang violence, many younger members of the subculture are prohibited from wearing Insane Clown Posse paraphernalia while at school. There have been numerous incidents with Juggalos committing violent acts, though there is no independent evidence linking music with violence or crime.[10] As the public face of the Juggalo subculture, Psychopathic Records and Insane Clown Posse have repeatedly denounced violence within the fandom. Many of the crimes, including murders, have also been noted by Alex Abiss (Former CEO of Psychopathic Records) as being just crazy individuals finding an excuse for the actions.[11]
On February 1, 2006, Insane Clown Posse fan Jacob Robida engaged in a series of hatchet attacks and a shooting spree which left three dead, including himself and a police officer.[12][13] On February 7, Insane Clown Posse's manager Alex Abbiss extended Bruce and Utsler's condolences and prayers to the families of the victims and distanced Robida from juggalo culture.[11]
Between June 18 and June 20, 2006, attacks involving Juggalos, some wearing the clown makeup, were reported by the Seattle Times.[14] The attacks left nearly two dozen injured. The group, armed with a machete, attacked, robbed, and threatened to decapitate visitors to Fort Steilacoom Park in Tacoma, Washington, shouting "Whoop! Whoop! Juggalo!" Seven suspects have been arrested, and three have been charged with assault and robbery.[15]
In February 2007, Colorado teenager Bryan Grove, a self-identified juggalo, stabbed his girlfriend's mother to death and was arrested. His girlfriend Tess Damm, also a juggalette, and two of their friends have also been arrested in connection with the murder.[16]
In May 2008, arson was committed on a Spanaway, Washington house. During an investigation, the police discovered vandals had broken into the back entrance of the house, walls were kicked in and had juggalo-related graffiti. The house had just been sold the previous weekend to a family whose husband was being redeployed to Iraq.[17]
On July 30, 2008 in Salt Lake City, two men attacked a teenager with a medieval battle ax. Deputies identified jewelry dropped by the attackers as being associated with juggalos.[18] During a recent Utah Gang Conference, law enforcers said they now classified Juggalos as a gang because of a continued pattern of criminal activity.[18]
On September 4, 2008 in West Jordan, Utah, Officers: Gang was menacing: One person charged after group of men threaten two deputies with bats and golf clubs in a church parking lot. "They identified themselves as Juggalos, which is the nickname for fans of the painted-face rappers, Insane Clown Posse. The men threatened to kill the two deputies, proclaiming, "No one fucks with the Juggalos," detectives wrote in charging documents filed Tuesday."[19]
On September 9, 2008 in West Valley City, Utah, two men with clown painted faces were arrested in an attempted kidnapping of a young boy. Police estimate there are between 3,000 and 4,000 Juggalos in Utah, 15 percent of them are associated with criminal activity. [20]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo
DJ StoopNig
12-28-2008, 02:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA
SnowDog
12-28-2008, 05:47 PM
Bloody hell, I googled this and found this Wikipedia article - these aresholes are as bad as niggers :chaingun :hippie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo
It is incredible just how stupid some white people can be. After reading this, it's more obvious how America could actually elect a nigger to its highest office, or give these beasts free run of the country. It's also clear that the meeting of a higher culture and a lower one never elevates the lower culture, but drags down the higher.
During a recent Utah Gang Conference, law enforcers said they now classified Juggalos as a gang because of a continued pattern of criminal activity.
Yes, it makes perfect sense to kill, be killed, ruin your life with a criminal record, over a band.
And all the while this bullshit was going on, whose fandom were people on the Internet and in the MsM bitching about? Furries! Where is that CSI episode exposing these violent, disgusting whigger "fandoms" and gangbanger nigger wannabes? God forbid that one media company would piss in the well of another media company.
I hope the members of this "band" and the CEO and executives of Psychopathic Records are proud of themselves.
Juggalos: murder and mayhem: crickets
Furries: Dress up like a raccoon: Lookit dem freaks!
Priorities, people, priorites. Let's get back to them, and let's get these animals back into their cages before the whole country becomes knuckle-dragging, tail-swinging, illiterate, uncultured, "people" for whom the Stone Age would be a step up.
Yes, I realize that it's easy to be a nigger, but if we're all niggers, where does the :gibs come from?
oprah
12-28-2008, 06:02 PM
I saw the CSI show about them but I had no idea they were real. Totally disgusting and a perfect example of the gene pool badly needing a big dose of chlorine.:jest:hippie:lobsterniglove:bwash:bleach
LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 06:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA
Un fucking believable!!! That poor baby has died and that fat pig only thinks about fucking merchandise :gibs.
Grrr, these people make me very angry :ktty
LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 06:23 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anabelle_Lotus
SnowDog
12-28-2008, 07:12 PM
I saw the CSI show about them but I had no idea they were real. Totally disgusting and a perfect example of the gene pool badly needing a big dose of chlorine.
We're real enough. I'm not going to deny that there aren't some freaky aspects to Furries. However, freaky furry sex doesn't involve coal burning or oil drilling. Here's the break down from hxxp://www. visi. com/~phantos/furrysoc.html (Fix the typos, I'm not too eager for them to find out about this, otherwise the niglove might get ideas.)
Race:
Caucasian: (94%)
Native American: (2%)
Other: (1%)
Niggers: (2%)
Hispanic: (1%)
That's one of the fringe benefits of furcons: three or four days without coontact, niggershines, and/or TNB. In fact, I think they overestimated the percentage of niggers in deference to Pee Cee. God forbid that Al Shitskin or Jenkem Jackscoon find out about something that's enjoyed mostly by whites, and next thing you know the Niggers Are Always Causing Problems will be picketing the next furcon, and suing the hotel that's hosting the con. :shout
The Furry Fandom has survived a lot: The MTV schlockumentary, the CSI episode, legions of Internet assholes calling us "furfags". What it will not survive is being niggered up.
Furries are humans who pretend to be animals
Niggers are animals that pretend to be human.
Niggers are the anti-furries.
Gallóglaigh
12-28-2008, 07:30 PM
Me and my comrades had a run in with these doped up Attack Clowns about six years ago.
Needless to say, the Clowns were pwned.
White_Is_Right
12-28-2008, 09:46 PM
Could this be why some people fear clowns? Ha Ha
Maleficarum
12-28-2008, 10:06 PM
We're real enough. I'm not going to deny that there aren't some freaky aspects to Furries. However, freaky furry sex doesn't involve coal burning or oil drilling. Here's the break down from hxxp://www. visi. com/~phantos/furrysoc.html (Fix the typos, I'm not too eager for them to find out about this, otherwise the niglove might get ideas.)
That's one of the fringe benefits of furcons: three or four days without coontact, niggershines, and/or TNB. In fact, I think they overestimated the percentage of niggers in deference to Pee Cee. God forbid that Al Shitskin or Jenkem Jackscoon find out about something that's enjoyed mostly by whites, and next thing you know the Niggers Are Always Causing Problems will be picketing the next furcon, and suing the hotel that's hosting the con. :shout
The Furry Fandom has survived a lot: The MTV schlockumentary, the CSI episode, legions of Internet assholes calling us "furfags". What it will not survive is being niggered up.
Furries are humans who pretend to be animals
Niggers are animals that pretend to be human.
Niggers are the anti-furries.
So you're a furry then? :cff
Figure8ball
12-28-2008, 10:41 PM
Christ! I remember these losers from years ago. A friend of mine listened to them and it was just horrible. Looking back, he was a really big loser.
SnowDog
12-28-2008, 10:48 PM
So you're a furry then? :cff
I've been in the fandom for a couple of years now. I was pleased by the total abscence of niggers at both cons and local furmeets. I shouldn't have been surprised since furdom is about art (what "art" are niggers known for that doesn't involve a can of spray paint?) literature (Niggers read?) stories (Niggers write?) about intelligent (Ooooops! That leaves out niggers) talking animal people.
Basically, we don't like niggers, and at one meet, when we saw that the restuarant was filled with ooooooking and eeeeeking shitskins, we went to a less niggerfuxated place for our meet.
AnthroCon 2007, when the Milwaukee Brewers were staying at the same hotel, was the only time we had to put up with niggershines. Between convention and hotel security, the TNB was kept to a minimum.
http://home.comcast.net/~toonfox/fursuit/Raccoon2.jpg
The only coon I ever want to see at a furcon.
LaTrine Jakscoon
12-28-2008, 11:05 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~toonfox/fursuit/Raccoon2.jpg
The only coon I ever want to see at a furcon.
Is that you? :cff
SnowDog
12-29-2008, 02:24 AM
Is that you? :cff
Just a random image I pulled from Google. I'll get me one of those some day.
Stinkynigs
01-02-2009, 09:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA
This bitch is the quintessential juggallo/llete type. I loathe juggalo's for the absolute cockknobs that they are. I mean, the fact that she opened her mouth is an annoyance. They are nothing but a bunch of arrogant wiggers and I want to kick the ever loving shit out of them whenever I see them. Thankfully, that rarely occurs. :mgun
Archie Bunker
01-02-2009, 10:19 PM
Just white Niggers with half ass Kiss makeup jobs
Sobaka
01-24-2009, 06:45 PM
I know what the last pic was about. It was about some Juggaloes that created a crotchdropping and did elicit drugs while pregnant anyway. That baby is probably in some styrofoam ice cooler.
Full article:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anabelle_Lotus
Also worth mentioning that every Juggalo I saw back in High School was a total retard.
Holy shit that link had me in hysterics!
Yeah, my little brother tried the "Juggalo" thing for a while. Fortunately he grew out of it before he got a stupid "Hatchet Man" tattoo.
KaffirSmasher
01-25-2009, 10:01 AM
Wow. I've seen people who were (casually) into the Juggalo thing, and they were annoying enough - but I never knew how bad they actually are.
In any case - wiggers are almost as bad as a full-blown nigger, and the same precautions you'd use around a nigger, you should use around these "people" as well.
NIGSARESMELLY
01-27-2009, 12:47 AM
This Juggalo thread is excellent and very accurate. I know a great deal about this group of animals because I was on for a period of time. I am branded for life with the tattoo, but I was awakened and no longer into such nonsense. I have seen the fucking things do shit that would make a nigger blush, and its all because two jackasses in clown make up told them to. I really hope that this does not affect anyone's view on me, but if it does that's your problem. I woke up, wised up, and moved on. if anyone has any questions on the psychology or behavior of these things, don't hesitate to ask me.
homeyh8r
07-21-2009, 10:00 AM
http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/story/814507.html
Here's another shining example of what wastes of life these little fuckers are. I hope all of them have the shit kicked out of them in juvey/jail by the niggers they worship.
Berserker
07-21-2009, 10:26 AM
And another one from Arizona. The returned over and over to vandalize, steal, destroy the property of an East Valley Phoenix school for the deaf.
Arizona has a serious Wigger ICP problem let alone a nigger problem in the cities.
http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/141817
:down
niggers_suck
08-12-2009, 04:50 AM
YouTube - DARK CARNIVAL OF SOULS: The Juggalo Gathering 2009
Nigger Knocker
08-12-2009, 10:08 PM
YouTube - DARK CARNIVAL OF SOULS: The Juggalo Gathering 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V-4jbto2C8)
What absolute morons!:tommy
woulda picked my own...
08-22-2009, 06:09 PM
:tumbleGood gawd... juggalos??? I had never heard of them but I'm damn glad I just acquired my first Bushmaster!
Jeezuz... just goes to show one really can become a nigger without being black... hmmm are wiggers NINO's , though? ...nigger in name only! lol
Just white Niggers with half ass Kiss makeup jobs
They look like the fags in the baseball outfits from "The Warriors" too. What a sorry bunch of white trash fecal matter. :lol
RapeIsABlackThing
08-25-2009, 03:49 PM
:dble
Oppressor
08-25-2009, 10:06 PM
They look like the fags in the baseball outfits from "The Warriors" too. What a sorry bunch of white trash fecal matter. :lol
The Baseball Furies had much more dignity than these cretins.
*Warriors...Come out and Play*
Nigger Knocker
08-26-2009, 10:31 PM
*Warriors...Come out and Play*
I was the president of the Rogues that said that,not the Baseball Furies.thumbsup
shovelheadroad
08-26-2009, 10:47 PM
I was the president of the Rogues that said that,not the Baseball Furies.thumbsup
You were? :lol
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