blackmetal84
06-15-2008, 02:53 AM
Another great day at the shoestore, lots of fat chicks and niggershines.
First coontact: Not truely a coontact, but a horrible sight regardless. A 450 lb sow with a stick thin nigger buck comes rumbling into the store. She starts looking at the cheapest shoes possible, and takes them off the shelf and attempts to cram her monstrous hooves into them. I made sure that I went and helped anyone else in the store or just hid in the back the whole time they were there. Of course she couldn't fit those hooves into the shoes so she just :bbl and walked out. Safe!
Second coontact: A old nigger male (not a buck, what would we call an older nig male?) comes into the store and starts shuckin' and jivin' on da cellfone. He kept picking up shoes and basically putting them wherever he felt like it. I finally asked him what he wanted to attempt to get him out of the store, and he be wantin a dress shoe an sheet'. So I show him the most expensive dress shoe to attempt to clerk him out, and he actually wanted to see it. My strategy backfired! So I go get the shoe and he tries it on. He starts raving about how great the shoes are and how he wants them so badly. So I ask him if he wants to get them, and of course he says no. "Ah aint's got da money, I be back later. Can youz hold dem?" I said yes, and just put them back in the stock. Fucking nigger wasting my time.
Third coontact: A big sheboon, but not as big as the 450 lb one, comes waddling in to the store. I attempt to hide in the back but she stops me and ax'es me fo help. She has about three shoes in her hand, and she says, "can you measure me, ah's don't know what mah size iz." I immediately felt sick. She took her shoes off, and some of the nastiest nigger feet (hell, feet in general) come out of her shoes. She might have had a size 8 length, but they were EE wide. She also had a tall, fat instep. For those of you who don't know anything about foot sizing, but thats pretty close to Fred Flinstone feet. Out of the three shoes she had, only one of them could possibly accommodate her massive fat feet. I tell her that, and she got mad and told me, "Why don chu jus bring dem all out, ahs wants to try dem on!" :bbl
Then it began.
It took about 1 hour for her to get through only three pairs of shoes. I just ignored her and helped other people as much as I could. Of course, other than that one shoe that I said she could fit into, her foot just spilled out over the shoes. After an hour of her bitching and whining about how dem shooz don fit, she just gets up and says, "I don like any of deez shoes, I'm going to Naturalizer!" :chmpt So I just tell her, "Ok, bye!" and she stomps out. -gtfo
And that was my monkeyshines for the day. Fuck off niggers. :hng
First coontact: Not truely a coontact, but a horrible sight regardless. A 450 lb sow with a stick thin nigger buck comes rumbling into the store. She starts looking at the cheapest shoes possible, and takes them off the shelf and attempts to cram her monstrous hooves into them. I made sure that I went and helped anyone else in the store or just hid in the back the whole time they were there. Of course she couldn't fit those hooves into the shoes so she just :bbl and walked out. Safe!
Second coontact: A old nigger male (not a buck, what would we call an older nig male?) comes into the store and starts shuckin' and jivin' on da cellfone. He kept picking up shoes and basically putting them wherever he felt like it. I finally asked him what he wanted to attempt to get him out of the store, and he be wantin a dress shoe an sheet'. So I show him the most expensive dress shoe to attempt to clerk him out, and he actually wanted to see it. My strategy backfired! So I go get the shoe and he tries it on. He starts raving about how great the shoes are and how he wants them so badly. So I ask him if he wants to get them, and of course he says no. "Ah aint's got da money, I be back later. Can youz hold dem?" I said yes, and just put them back in the stock. Fucking nigger wasting my time.
Third coontact: A big sheboon, but not as big as the 450 lb one, comes waddling in to the store. I attempt to hide in the back but she stops me and ax'es me fo help. She has about three shoes in her hand, and she says, "can you measure me, ah's don't know what mah size iz." I immediately felt sick. She took her shoes off, and some of the nastiest nigger feet (hell, feet in general) come out of her shoes. She might have had a size 8 length, but they were EE wide. She also had a tall, fat instep. For those of you who don't know anything about foot sizing, but thats pretty close to Fred Flinstone feet. Out of the three shoes she had, only one of them could possibly accommodate her massive fat feet. I tell her that, and she got mad and told me, "Why don chu jus bring dem all out, ahs wants to try dem on!" :bbl
Then it began.
It took about 1 hour for her to get through only three pairs of shoes. I just ignored her and helped other people as much as I could. Of course, other than that one shoe that I said she could fit into, her foot just spilled out over the shoes. After an hour of her bitching and whining about how dem shooz don fit, she just gets up and says, "I don like any of deez shoes, I'm going to Naturalizer!" :chmpt So I just tell her, "Ok, bye!" and she stomps out. -gtfo
And that was my monkeyshines for the day. Fuck off niggers. :hng